Sonic ran so much that he could not consume enough calories to survive.
He perished trying to eat an entire watermelon.
See, the thing about super speed is, it is not super conducive to homeostasis.
You either live long enough to watch your bones rub together
or die early, eating an entire watermelon.
Everyone knows that I thought, but you'd be surprised.
Sonic at least was known for being pretty awesome for the little time we had him.
He forgot about calories in, calories out.
Yowza!