Shadow one time ate nothing but ramen for a week.
Wait, I don't like that.
Shadow is the ultimate life form.
Ahem,
Shadow one time ate nothing but eggs for a week
because rent was really expensive
and he spent the last of money
hocking his personal items
just to pay said rent,
now I know that seems weird,
couldn't he just chaos control all the time?
Well, teleportation really takes a toll on your entire body,
even your ears feel weak,
so he decided to stay square
and actually get a job at an office supplies store.
Oh man could he sell some tape dispensers and office chairs
sometimes even at the same time!
So I mean, he's hoping to save up for a new car, or a house.
God, let's hope he gets it.
I mean the ARK was terribly chrome and the decor was drab and boring.
I mean Shadow at least wants to hang one Degas painting on his dining room wall before he dies.
He doesn't normally tell people that but now you know.