you know me i;m the faggot freak knuckles
and we at penis hill
you ready?!

i aint gonna let it get me i aint gettin sick
i'm down in pumpkin fill i gotta find this last dick
i know that it's here, i can sense it in my butt
the great gaydar power alows me to feel
i can't smell a thing but it's around somwehre
this probably seems gayzy, gayze, a gaytard theory
a butt tried to approach me and got leery
i asked him a queerstion and he vanished in a second
i'm walkin' through valley cryin' penis in the alley
didn't seem happy but he sure tried to gay me
had to fill him up with my fist, knuckles crackin'
i'm hearin' someone sayin' you a faggot don't be scared
it had to be a fart because nobody wasn't there
i searched and i searched as i climbed up the butt
and when i started to fuck i went in deeper!

(This is Mr. Hands who fears none)
(It's a real deal when it comes to my name kid)

let it get to me? i'm just a creep.
down in penis hill i got to find my lost penis
i know that it's here i sense it in my butt
the great gaydar's power allows me to feel
i can't see a thing but it stinks in here
i gotta plug my nose 'cuz i have no fear
this probably seems gayzy, gayzy(gay crazy), a gaytard near me
a queer tried to approach me, he got leery.

(spooky up in here, it's gayzy up in here)
(we still gon' keep goin', i'm Mr. Hands_
(no butt scares me)
(whoever want it, dingus it!_
(i don't care, we 'ka doodies)
(then cum step up to the plate and meat your boysnatch)
(it aint no thang)