amy woke up and
could no longer find her
vagina that morning. she had misplaced her
orifice some
where and it was really
bothering her because
she needed to have
the sex.
also she was on
her
period
and now all the
blood was backing into her uterus and if she kept doing that
she would explode
from an
ectopic endometrial lining
explosion
which is
as bad as it sounds. so she
journeyed into the desert
plunging down dark valleys
looking for where her vagina once was because
she had lost it.
wait did i mention that she
lost her vagina already. yes
i did oops. i am a really bad poet.