SHH is a gene
called Sonic
Hedgehog.
The protein encoded
by
the
Sonic Hedgehog gene is the Sonic Hedgehog protein.
It is a real
thing that
scientists named
that way
because it is
a
protein that goes really really fast
like, what is presumed to be Sonic-Hedgehog fast
if Sonic the Hedgehog were real.
Well, even if Sonic
the Hedgehog is
not quite real in the
reality
sense of the word,
the Sonic Hedgehog gene
is an actual
thing.
It is good for making
baby brains and
eyeball matter.
It splits the one pre-eyeball
place into two eyeball
places in
the
developing embryo
which is like,
a pre-fetus thing
before you get
a real
actual baby except, even that has
some form of rights
according to the pro-life
advocates.
If you have a problem in
your Sonic Hedgehog
gene, then you will
not have a properly formed
brain and you will also
have bad eyeballs
for
that
matter.
Can you guess
what Sonic Hedgehog protein's worst
enemy is?
Robotnikinin, what else.
Ha, ha.
Those scientists sure know how to
have a
lot of fun.
Giving genes
and proteins some stupid
shit names that
end up in
textbooks and
official published
papers in those
fancy research journals
and
shit.
How dumb is that.
Well, I mean
a lot of things
in
the United
States and wherever the hell else
people go live are pretty dumb.
Like me, for
that matter.
Sonic the Hedgehog also.
And you, too.
Ha, you thought I would have spared
you?
Who has
just shattered the fourth
fucking wall now, ha!
Well, at least now
I have
succeeded in wasting
even more of your time with another useless poem.
