Okay so. This morning I logged onto Facebook and checked every message from every person who had ever written to me in the past two months. I cringed and winced before opening my page, bracing my soul for what was to come. Had I been missed? Had I been sought after? What did my friends think of me? At last, I opened my eyes and the following texts befell me.
Amy: WHERE YO PUSSY AT BOI
Tails: WVNANA YAVE SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX SEXY SEX XXSEX SEX FEREGVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Amy: WAIT WTF U HAD SEX SW TAILS? WHY DID YOU AHVE ZSEX WITH THE TAILS FUCK YOU DAMNNNNNNNIT
Knuckles: You still owe me $59 for the blow job, bruh.
It is hard to be Sonic the Hedgehog.