1. Race cars are like hazelnuts. Peel them apart, and you will find the greatest mystery. Swallow too speedily, and you risk choking.
2. Love is like a little baby bird that's fallen from its nest. Once you touch it, you have to eat it.
3. Love is like gonorrhea. No regrets.
4. One day, Mary asked Moogus why the big dead dog did not fit in the overhead bin. "Because we did not break its bones," Moogus said. Love is either a big dead dog or an overhead bin, depending on the way you slice it.
5. Make sure you break love's bones or it's harder to fit in the overhead bin, or conversely, if you are trying to fit a big dead dog into love, you will have to break its bones.
6. I'm feeling more overhead bin today. Love is like an overhead bin. Enough to contain a dead dog, but only if the bones are broken.
7. It is better to have loved than to have gonorrhea.
8. It is better to have loved than to have died from the Black Plague in Europe in the late 13th century.
9. It is also better to have loved and had gonorrhea than to not have loved but still had gonorrhea.
10. It is better to have loved than to have accidentally swallowed a razor.
11. Unless, well, accidentally swallowing a razor is your kind of jam.
12. It is better to have loved than to have accidentally swallowed a razor UNLESS that is your fetish.
13. Love is like a laptop charger. Use it externally, and you will be energized. Swallow it, and you may die (but also might not depending).
14. Can someone compile these and post them in Sonic Poems
15. I will do this
16. Called "10 Sonic-Inspired Love Quotes"...
17. Or just 10 love quotes...
18. Or something else.