Prologue
I'm sitting in my last period today and everybody is sitting on the edge of their seats just waiting impatiently for this stupid bell to ring. The reason everybody is so excited and wanting class to end so badly that they can't even wait sixty seconds is because there's going to be a fight exactly after school lets out.
Everyone has been talking about this fight since it was declared just before the first period ended. All underclassmen and upperclassmen and even some of the teachers and staff have been talking about what they believe is going to be the best fight this school's ever seen. And why wouldn't it be? People have been waiting for this to happen since freshman year.
Even new students that arrived here yesterday are all riled up because everybody knows that the student council president and Park County High School's star quarterback hate each other's guts. Everyone knows why… or think they know why because of the big scene these two boys made freshman year.
That's when the arguments, harsh looks, shoves and pranks began. Since then everyone knows to never even speak of the other's name when they are around either of them. They hate each other so much that when in the same room they won't even acknowledge the other's presence. But…If anyone would just really think about this situation and I mean really think. They'll see that both boys are just plain… idiots.
A few moments later the bell rings, and the quiet aura of anticipation bursts and everyone is rushing out of class (teachers included). While everyone is running around screaming and yelling like chickens with their heads cut off I take my time to put my stuff in my messenger bag and just walk out my last class completely calm…
Oh, and if you're wondering who I am, I'm just one of the idiots that are about to fight and probably get arrested if things get too… messy outside. My name is Kyle Broflovski and the asshole I'm up against is Stan Marsh.