A/N: Someone liked it so I shall continue. Also, I'm enjoying writing this quite a bit. Now, this isn't the best lemon out there and it's going to have a plot (Oh My Fucking GOD) which ruins it for some. Anyway, enjoy the chapter.
"Help! It's attacking me!" I ran out only to see a grown man being chased by a….. Zigzagoon. For the love of Arceus himself, what kind of wimp is he? The man was about his mid to late twenties in age, wearing a lab coat and shorts, with a Zigzagoon yipping at him. While being chased around, he dropped his bag and three pokeballs rolled out. Quickly after that, the Zigzagoon cornered him against a tree. Whilst looking around for something or someone to help him, he spotted me.
"Quick! Grab one of the pokeballs and get rid of this thing!" On instinct and OCD, I grabbed the center ball and threw it. It hit the ground, bounced up, and released a bright light. When the light retracted, a small orange bird was standing there.
"Torchic." It squeaked. Alright, I can work with this.
"Torchic, use scratch!" The little bird ran up and started clawing at the Zigzagoon with its tiny talons. The little brown Pokemon couldn't handle a constant onslaught of bird claws raking his face, so he quickly bolted. The little Torchic started squeaking in Zigzagoon's direction in a cocky manner. It was quite humorus, as if he were saying "Bitch is that all you've got?" I chuckled a bit as the man walked away from the tree while looking around to make sure no more weak pokemon attacked him. When he was satisfied, he turned and spoke to me.
"I must say, thanks for the save there. I thought I was a goner." Yes. A goner. Against that thing. Meanwhile a 17 year old beat it with one pokemon out of three you had. However, I noticed a nametag on his lab coat Professor Birch, Hoenn Region. Oh shit, this guy was legit. I turned the charm up a bit.
"It was nothing. And it's always nice to save someone in need." That's right, just lay it on thick and you might even get a pokemon. Speaking of which….
"Torchic, Torchic!" The little bird was squawking like no tomorrow. We both looked down at it. Grabbing the pokeball, I pointed it at the bird and in a flash of red, he was put in the device. The Professor chuckled.
"Oh boy those pokemon are a hoot." Oh sweet Arceus. "Say, who are you anyway?" Now was the time to impress.
"I'm Norman's son, Brendan." Birch's face lit up with recognition at my father's name.
"So you're his kid. I've heard some stories about you. You know, I have a daughter about your age, have you met her?" Oh deary dear.
"Actually, I have met her and she was just great. A fine girl you've raised there." That's right, play it smooth. No need to fuck up now. The professor smiled with pride as the memories of being molested came to the forefront of my mind. Yeah, best not to reveal that detail. The professor picked up his bag and gestured for me to follow him. Still holding the pokeball, I followed him to his lab in Littleroot. When we entered he brought me past some devices and turned to me.
"Well, I can see you have your father's blood in you. You pulled that battle off with aplomb." Well, that's a new word. But the professor continued, unhindered. "Well, as a small thanks for earlier, how about you keep that Torchic for yourself? A small payment of services rendered." I looked at the pokeball in my hand. Hell yes. I could almost hear the music play.
"Thanks, this will be a big help." The professor smiled.
"Say, my kid May helps me out sometimes. How about you go see her so she can get you some help in starting out." Yeah, and get molested again. However, she probably did know more about all this than I. And my father was a Gym Leader for Acreus's sake. However, I gave my thanks and left, turning to head back to May's house. I knocked on the door and May's mother answered. And may I say there's a certain acronym that would apply here.
"Hi, me again. Is May there? I was told she could help me get started since the professor gave me a Pokemon." May's mother gave a relenting sigh.
"She's like her father, she can't stay quietly at home. She'll be in route 103 last she said. It's past Oldale town." Well then. I gave some more thanks and turned to the route that leads to Oldale Town. Well, one step forward. And then two steps back. I started walking through the route. It wasn't long and I could see the Pokemon Centre from here. The only thing in my way was tall grass and some ledges. Nothing I can't beat. I walked some, then turned right since the ledges were a bit high. Turning left, then left again, and then another right and Oldale town was before me. It only took about five minutes.
Looking around, I saw a Pokemon Centre, a PokeMart, a couple houses, and some nerd digging in the ground. Bustling place. As I walked there was a guy wearing an apron standing outside the mart looking bored. He saw me and perked up. Running over, he started conversing.
"Hey, mind if I talk to you about something?" Ok. Possible sales pitch here, and I need an out. However, then man continued by saying "This is a PokeMart" he pointed to the blue roofed building. "We sell all things Pokemon related. Just come by here and purchase whatever you need. Make sure to look for the blue roof." The man then reached into his apron and pulled out a potion. He handed it to me saying "Here's a free promotional item for your future use of our marts." I shrugged and pocketed the potion. I'll take free shit if I have to listen to a wage slave ramble on.
I continued past the mart and noticed the nerd digging up the ground was muttering to himself furiously. While I am someone who tries to avoid crazy people, I decided to figure out what's going on. I walked over and noticed he wasn't digging the ground up, but examining some footprints.
"So what are you doing here?" The nerd jumped at my voice and turned to me.
"Excuse me! I'm trying to find out which legendary pokemon these footprints belong to. So could you please leave me to my devices?" I sighed and walked away. It's what I get for dealing with crazies. And honestly, walking through to route 103 was better than listening to a kook. As I walked, I noticed that no wild pokemon came up to attack me. They must know how awesome I a- Hello!
A wild Poochyena appeared. It growled at me to intimidate me. Bitch, if it were a female, please. I pulled my pokeball and let out Torchic. The little fire bird was ecstatic. Alright, now to do something.
"Torchic, use scratch!" Torchic ran up and clawed the Poochyena, but it bit back in return. Torchic jumped back as the black dog ran and tackled him. Torchic landed and rolled back into a standing pose. He looked pissed. I can work with this, and time to try something.
"Torchic, use ember!"
"Tor-Torchic!" It squeaked as it then blew small fire puffs at the dog. Poochyena recoiled and ran away in pain. I looked down at my little compadre.
"You're not half bad." Torchic looked up at me and nodded. It's like we're bros. However, he'd have to have hands to fistbump, but that's beside the point. I let him walk beside me as we headed deeper into route 103. It didn't take but five minutes to find May, who was talking to someone on a phone.
"Yeah. Yeah he moved in next door. His looks? Hm." I grabbed Torchic and brought him behind a tree. He protested but I covered his beak and shushed him. I needed to focus on what May was saying.
"He's alright. White hair, but it's interesting." I knew it, the white hair gets things started. May continued. "And he's a bit above average if you catch my drift." A giggle. "What? No I didn't sleep with him, he didn't even get to second base. Or first base for that matter. I was the one who was all over him." At least she's admitting it to someone. "Hm? Oh yeah, he took a couple pairs." Shit. "Oh I expected it. I bought some extra just in case. Oh and you should have seen him. He was a statue. He's so scared of women." She started laughing while I started brooding, mostly because May's calling me somewhat impotent. Torchic started struggling again.
"Hey, bro. Do you want to go in the pokeball?" I whispered. Torchic stopped struggling at the semi-threat and I continued to eavesdrop.
"However, I'm sure with some practice he'll be able to touch a woman without freezing up. I mean, he had the courage to grab my ass after and whisper 'two can play grab-ass' or something like that." Arceus damn it. This was not going well. "Well, he just needs practice. No I'm not going to help. I'll make the right move when the time is right. When? Well whenever the hell I want. Yeah. Alright, goodbye." May hung up and I waited a minute. Best not reveal I was eavesdropping 'cause that's the last thing I needed. So I waited for about five or so minutes before making my way out.
"Hey May." She turned and smiled.
"So there you are. I was waiting forever." I doubt that.
"Your dad told me you could help me get started or something. Also he gave me a Torchic." Torchic stuck its beak up in the air to assert its dominance. Cocky little munchkin. May simply gave me a look.
"That's nice I guess. However, my dad gave me a Pokémon as well." She pulled out a Pokeball and opened it. In a bright flash, a Mudkip appeared at May's feet.
"Mudkip." Torchic wasn't pleased. He started yipping and jumping about.
"Hey, cut that shit out. It's not professional." He gave me a look of annoyance but I stared him down. He turned and faced May and her Mudkip but wasn't happy about it. May chuckled.
"You know, a battle might just help him release some of that aggression." Actually we came from one but being held back must've relit the fire.
"Alright, fair enough." I looked down at my little companion. "You ready?"
"Torchic!" Of course. I turned to May and nodded. She smiled and started giving orders.
"Mudkip use tackle!"
"Torchic use scratch!" While Mudkip ran up and tried to tackle Torchic, Torchic jumped up and brought down his tiny claws across Mudkip's torso. Mudkip ran past Torchic, turned, and managed to tackle him from behind. Torchic was propelled forward, but he stopped and turned around. He had that look in his eye. Time to use something else now.
"Use ember!" Torchic blew puffs of flame from his beak that hit Mudkip.
"Mudkip use water gun!" Mudkip spewed water from its mouth at Torchic, who was smart enough to jump out of the way. Mudkip, however, simply adjusted his aim and fired again, hitting Torchic full in the face. Torchic got tipped over as water ran over him. He got back up, but he was a bit sluggish.
"Torchic use ember!" Torchic got steady and fired again, but Mudkip dodged them.
"Mudkip, use tackle!" Mudkip ran up and charged Torchic, sending him flying. "Now hit him with mud slap!" Due to the ground being soaked, it had turned to mud. Mudkip raised its hand as Torchic got back up. This was going to be bad. Wait.
"Torchic, fire ember at Mudkip's feet!" Torchic fired immediately, though the attack was a bit weak. But it had the desired effect. Mudkip dodged the ember flares so it didn't burn its feet. "That's right, make him dance!" Torchic did so, but he looked a bit weak. It was time to end this. "Scratch him!" Torchic ran towards Mudkip who was trying to get mud slap ready again. Torchic started going to absolute town on Mudkip's face.
"Mudkip tackle him!"
"Ember, now!" Torchic stopped scratching and blew fire directly in Mudkip's face. Mudkip backed up to avoid the fire, but slipped in some mud. Now then…. "Use peck!"
"Torchic!" The little bird jumped up and flew at Mudkip, beak first, and hit him square in the face. Mudkip was rolled over and let out a sigh to signify that he fainted. May was shocked. I was stunned as well, but then I started cheering.
"Hell yeah! You're the man Torchic. You are the man!" Torchic started yipping and jumping around as well. May simply walked over and returned her Mudkip to its ball. Torchic ran over and started yipping at me. I pulled my pokeball and returned him. He deserved some rest. I'll take him to Oldale's pokecentre. May strode over to me.
"That wasn't bad Brendan. Maybe you're going places after all." I smiled.
"Consider that payback for molesting me." May chuckled.
"I didn't hear you try to stop me."
"I was frozen in shock."
"And I wanted measurements." Oh dear.
"Yeah, I would have a boner if I understood what you just said."
"You'd what?"
"Never mind." May shook her head and started walking away.
"Oh by the way, my father wants us back at his lab. Says he has something for us." I shrugged and started walking. Once I made it to Oldale, I walked into the Pokecentre to heal Torchic. The Nurse on duty wasn't busy so I walked up and placed my pokeball on the counter.
"Can I get my pokemon healed?" The nurse took the pokeball and placed it on the machine. It glowed for a minute before Joy handed it back to me.
"There you go, good as new." I took the pokeball and put it on my belt. I noticed that there was no one else about.
"Must not see a whole lot of business, eh?" She sighed. She had red hair in a ponytail and the usual nurse outfit that was standard for Pokecentre nurses. She also had green eyes. She gave me a droll stare.
"Yep. Only business I get is new trainers from Littleroot. Other than that, nothing." That sucked.
"So what do you do to pass the time?" She smiled.
"I find ways. And sometimes people help entertain me." She looked at me and I got a vibe.
"I bet those people are helpful." Try to keep calm. However, the nurse continued to give me that look.
"They are. But they're so few and far between that I get lonely all over again." She adjusted herself so that she was facing me directly. "And I despise being lonely." Ah crap.
"You know, I'm not that great at-" the nurse grabbed me and pulled me close to her. Well as close as she could with a counter between us.
"It doesn't matter. I just want some relief. I have to wear this stupid outfit all day in a pointless town where no one comes to do business. You're going to help me." Oh boy she's getting aggressive. It's times like this that my beta side takes over and tries to escape. However, this woman had a vice grip on my jacket. She licked her lips in anticipation. This can't end well.
A/N: Well, well, well, looks like Brendan might finally get some. Or will he? Who knows? Hell, I don't even know. Perhaps that says something about me. Either way, I think it'll be interesting to figure out. Here's where I'd say something cheesy, but I'll pass.