A/N: Alright, here is what we in the business like to call the dealio. For those who visit my page often, and are disappointed by lack of updates, I am doing two continuous stories. One of those is The Absent Serpent, a Naruto OC story that I decided to write. And then there's this. And let me say, I am enjoying the hell out of this. So, for those who enjoy their childhoods being a bit ruined, here is chapter 3 of Emerald Shades, totally NOT a parody of THAT trilogy of books.
Whenever I heard people say they've stared Death in the face, I always had a giggle. Mostly because what they say Death was, it was generally their parents or something similarly stupid. I always figured that, should I come to stare "Death" in the face, it'd be pretty serious. It was today, in Oldale Town, where I stared Death in the face. Death, being in the form a sexually deprived nurse holding me by the collar and ready to probably do horrible things to my rear.
"Um, what?" The nurse sneered.
"You heard me. I'm bored, you're a supple young boy, why not have a bit of fun?" Admittedly, I considered it. Would this really be the worst thing to happen to me? If this was gonna end in me not being able to sit right ever again, yes it would be. However, I wasn't really getting that vibe from her. Choices, choices. I was about to answer when I heard the door open behind me.
"Brendan, are you in here? My dad has something he-" she stopped and I turned to see May. Oh fuck all kinds of duck. May stared at me being held by Nurse Fucks-a-lot. It was then that I had an epiphany. May was looking at a future sexual encounter between two strangers. I could only say one thing.
"This is exactly what it looks like." May smiled. Then giggled. Then busted out laughing. The Nurse slowly let me go and I backed away from the counter, red in the face. As May calmed down, she managed to speak.
"I doubt this is what I think was about to happen." I glanced at the Nurse, who surprisingly had some red on her face. It seemed she preferred private sex with strangers. But I focused on May and asked.
"What did you think was about to happen?" May giggled before answering.
"I thought she was going to put you on the ground and do horrid things to your backside." She started giggling again as she seemed to be picturing it in her head. And apparently everyone here was thinking about me being penetrated for some reason. Well, I'm not sure about the Nurse, but that's not important right now.
"So why did you come here?" I decided to get to the point since any kind of boner I could have had was murdered dead by May. After a slight giggling fit, May responded.
"I was going to say that my dad wants us at his lab. Says he has something for us." Oh. How underwhelming.
"Alright, I'll be there." May nodded and left the Pokecentre. I sighed and the Nurse asked me
"So are we still doing this or…." I shrugged.
"Sorry, but this mast isn't going full sail for a while." I went to leave as the Nurse sighed. It sucked, but I was too embarrassed to do anything sexual, and that was an accomplishment for May to do that to me. I stepped out of the Pokecentre and breathed the air. The day wasn't even over and yet so many things happened to me in that short amount of time. I'm starting to see why people become Pokemon trainers.
I walked through route 101 back to Littleroot, and back to Professor Birch's lab of awesomeness. The doors slid open and I walked in to see May talking with her dad. The professor saw me and waved. I smiled, putting on that charm of mine, and listened to the professor talk.
"I just heard about your victory over May. And your first battle to. I'm impressed. May's been helping with my research for a while so she's already had experience as a trainer." Birch seemed quite happy I beat his daughter in a Pokemon battle, but he seemed to have something else on his mind. He pointed to the table behind him that contained two orange-ish red devices. "I ordered these for research a while ago, but I'm far too busy to go out and scout pokemon personally with these. So May, Brendan, each of you take one Pokedex."
May and I walked over and picked one up each. It was a bit surreal, but awesome at the same time. I smiled. This was cool.
"So you want us to do what?" I had to ask. Birch smiled as he explained.
"I want you two to go out and use your Pokedexs to log every different kind of Pokemon you can find. I'll check your progress as you go on your journey." Seemed a bit spy-ish, but who cares, I've got a Pokedex. May and I thanked Birch and I left while Birch conversed with his daughter some more. I decided that I should head to… what was it again? I checked my map and located Rustboro city. Excellent. I started walking past my house as my mother came bolting out.
"Brendan, wait!" I stopped and turned to see her carrying a package.
"What is it mom?" Panting a bit, she handed me the package.
"It's a parting gift from me." I tore off the paper and opened the white box to find… some new shoes. These shoes were orange, green and black. The tag on the inside read "B-Button Running Shoes. They'll get you there faster!" I slipped my old shoes off and put the new pair on to find them surprisingly comfortable.
"Wow, these are pretty good. Thanks mom." She smiled and she gave me a parting hug that I returned since, as much as she annoyed me, she was my mother and I was on a journey to battle with super powered creatures. After that, I bid my farewell and headed off to Rustboro.
I passed through Rustboro and thought about returning to that nurse, but the mast wasn't ready for that. Wasn't even going half sail. So I strode past. I decided to check my map first and foremost to make sure I was on the right path where I saw that I had to make a left in Oldale to Route 102, then to Petalburg. Then through Petalburg woods to Rustboro.
"Shit." I underestimated. I closed the map and stored it in my bag. I turned to see that nerd from before standing sheepishly against a tree. I walked past him as he was berating himself.
"Idiot. Those were my footprints." Sucker. I made sure to step on what he thought were his "Rare" footprints. His face seemed to droop a bit. I kept walking as I came to a lightly wooded area, mostly trees around the edges, some in the middle.
As I walked past a group of trees making a suspicious circle, I heard something. Like someone who was being muffled. Odd. I crept to the trees and listened in. They sounded like muffled… moans. I poked my head in to see a girl in a school uniform on her back, her hands on her mouth as some boy was… ah shit! I fell back as I grasped what I just saw. Arceus damn it! That guy looked younger than me and he was getting more tail than me! Then again it's not hard to beat zero. That's when I got a funny idea. Smiling, I crept around and made sure they were in earshot. I took a deep breath and…
"OH ARCEUS, WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING!?" They both screamed and I ran away from the area, trying to keep my laughs in but failing miserably. I hid behind a bush as the both of them came out, the guy stepping lightly. They both seemed to apologize and look around. Then they walked away together, both stepping lightly. Shit, I think I may have caused them to bruise one another. I started chuckling before I realized how pathetic I looked right now. Fuck.
I walked out and headed past the area and saw Petalburg approach me. As I walked along it's paved road, I had a thought and headed for my dad's gym. It didn't take but a minute and I walked up to the building. There were few times I ever really believed that my dad was an official gym leader. This was one of those times I did. I walked up to the automatic doors and they opened to reveal my dad talking to a slim, green-haired boy. He noticed me and smiled as the boy talked. When he finished, my dad finally acknowledged my presence with his voice.
"Brendan! How are you son? How's Littleroot?" He came up and gave me a quick hug. I shrugged and answered.
"It's alright, a bit quaint. Mom seems to like it though so it's good enough." Dad smiled as he turned me to the slim boy.
"By the way, this is Wally. He wants to be a Pokemon trainer, but doesn't have a Pokemon. I figured you could give him a hand." The green haired boy seemed really nervous, but what the hell.
"Alright, I'll see what I can do. But won't he need a Pokemon to catch his own with?" Dad clapped his hands.
"Oh yes, that's right. He reached for his belt and withdrew a small Pokeball that he enlarged with the touch of a button. He handed it to Wally, who almost looked like he was going to pass out or vomit. Or both. Either way, I was not cleaning up. Dad gave Wally a light clap on the back.
"Just follow Brendan, he knows what he's doing." Truth be told, I had yet to catch a wild Pokemon, but I knew the basics. Wally walked up to me and extended a feeble hand.
"H-hi. I'm Wally" I lightly shook his hand, almost afraid he would break.
"Hey, I'm Brendan." I stepped aside and let him through the door, but to also give my father a final look that asked if this was necessary. The look he returned said yes. Oh well, can't win 'em all. Wally walked alongside me as we entered route 102.
"So, how long have you been a t-trainer?" Wally really seemed a bit too fragile for this, but I wasn't about to stop him. He had that look in his eye, the one that said he'd do what it took.
"Since this morning. And, truth be told, I've yet to capture a wild Pokemon. Though if I were to right now, I kind of hope it would be a Totodile." Totdiles are awesome, but extremely rare outside of Johto, which sucks. But Torchic is almost as good as, if not as good as, a Totodile. But still, a trainer can dream.
"So this will be an e-experience for the both of us then, eh?" Wally asked and jarred me from my day dream.
"Basically." We reached some tall grass. I let Wally get ahead of me and I followed. We searched for a minute before the grass started shuffling. Wally started trembling a bit while holding the red and white sphere. Then the grass split apart to reveal a small, ghost like creature with a green bowl cut.
"Ralts." It squeaked its name. I flipped open my Pokedex and scanned the little creature.
Ralts has the ability to sense the emotions of people and Pokemon with the horns on its head, but takes cover if it senses hostility. If Torchic were out here, that thing would've bolted. Wally tentatively hefted the Pokeball. Taking a deep breath, he threw the sphere. It hit the ground and bounced up to let out a little Zigzagoon. Figures. Dad wouldn't give him something too strong, but nothing too weak either. Especially when it came to catching one's first Pokemon.
"Wally" the kid was standing there, stunned he actually did something. He turned to me. "Kid, you're gonna have to do something other than stare at it. Contrary to popular belief, Pokemon have lives outside of trainers staring at them." Wally swallowed and nodded before turning back to Ralts and Zigzagoon.
"Alright, Zigzagoon. Use t-tackle." Zigzagoon sped towards the little white Pokemon and hit him with as much force as he could muster. The Ralts went sprawling. Wally froze, unsure what to do. I whistled and picked a Pokeball from my bag and pointed to it. Wally nodded and picked one Dad gave him. He chucked it and it hit the Ralts before opening and engulfing the little creature in red light. The ball closed and fell to the ground and started shaking side to side.
I bit my lip. Any scenario when catching a Pokemon is tense, especially the first. However, after shaking a few times, the ball stopped and the button turned from red to white. Wally stared at the ball like it had just exploded. I walked up and gave him a light clap on the back.
"Good job kid." Wally finally snapped out of his daze and picked up the ball. He stared at it while I took my dad's ball and returned the Zigzagoon to it. We walked back to Petalburg gym to find my dad talking to one of the many aides that hung around the gyms to help trainers feel a bit more comfortable. The aide and my dad saw us and he dismissed the aide.
"So, how'd it go boys?" I smiled.
"Wally here got a Ralts. First try too." Dad smiled and Wally smiled joyfully.
"Th-thanks for giving me the Pokemon sir." That reminds me. I handed my dad his Zigzagoon back. Taking it, he nodded to Wally.
"Well, I must say I'm impressed you got it in one go. Perhaps you've got a good future as a Pokemon trainer." Wally's eyes widened. He looked like he was in heaven. But he merely nodded his thanks and left. My dad chuckled as he left. "You know, I was going to ask you to take him on your journey, son. But I figured that he may be better off on his own." I nodded. Wally seemed to need a bit of independence.
"He seems like he could use the space. What's his story anyway?" Dad shrugged.
"I'm not entirely sure. He's living with relatives since his parents think it's better or something. I didn't want to know." Made sense. Anyway, I had journeys to go on. I waved goodbye to my dad as I exited the gym. I turned left and headed out of the city when I heard a voice.
"Hey kid, who are you?" I turned to see a man in khaki shorts and a horrid floral shirt with sunglasses.
"How about this: How the hell are you." I wasn't about to let some random bro come at me dressed like that without legit motivations. He seemed to give me a once-over, hand on his chin and everything. It creeped me out.
"Well, you don't look very worn down so either you're that good at keeping clean or you're a fresh trainer. And that's no fun." Oh great. I'm not good enough then. For… whatever.
"Look man, if you're going to examine me, it's gonna cost you." The guy shook his head and turned to leave.
"By the way, the name's Scott." Okaaaaaaaaaaaay then. Scotty boy left me standing at the city edge.
"Whatever then." I turned and started walking to route 104. It was a nice little route. Not very big, and it had a beach. I could smell the salt water. Walking out, I noticed a person training on one end of the beach. Near her was a cabin of sorts, with a small boat beside it. I walked to the south end of the small beach and stared out at the water. Now this was nice. I was tempted to swim, but I had nothing to wear for that. And I'm sure the people who were here wouldn't appreciate me swimming in the nude.
I turned and headed for Petalburg woods. I'd heard that this place was good for someone looking for bug types. Well, Torchic would burn this place up. At least I'm sure he might. Either way, I headed north for what would eventually be Rustboro city, where I could-
"Help!" Arceus damn it, not another one. I ran forward to see a guy in a green suit on the ground as some douchebag wearing what looked like a cross between a pirate and a prisoner holding a box. He had a black and white striped shirt with black pants, and a blue bandanna with a weird bone version of "A" on it. I ran forward just as he was about to run off.
"Aye! What the hell are you doing?" He stopped as I yelled.
"What's it to you, punk?" Punk? How was this- you know what, never mind. I had other shit to deal with.
"You're robbing some guy, what do you expect me to do?"
"I expect you to be a good boy and keep your trap shut." I pulled by Pokeball.
"Yeah well, I like to go against the status quo every once in a while. So hand over the goods, and no one gets hurt." It was odd, threatening the robber. He should be the one spouting threats. However, he also pulled out a Pokeball.
"Alright kid, you asked for it. You're about to see the strength of Team Aqua!" He threw his Pokeball which hit the ground and let out an actually threatening looking Poochyena. I sneered. Easy pickings.
"Go Torchic!" I threw my ball and Torchic was brought out. He started squawking at the Poochyena. "Torchic, we don't have time for word, just wipe them out."
"Torchic!" He ran up and stared trying to peck the Poochyena, who backed up.
"Poochyena, use bite!" The small dog ran at Torchic and tried to snack on him, but Torchic was smart enough to dodge.
"Torchic, use ember! Let's end this quickly." Torchic took aim and fired, no pun intended. The small flares hit the Poochyena, causing it to cringe. "Torchic, finish him off with peck!" Torchic ran up and bashed the Poochyena on the head with his beak. The dog hit the ground, unconscious. The pirate/prisoner was stunned.
"What the hell?" I pumped a fist in the air.
"Hell yeah! That's what you get for messing with Brendan!" The guy returned his Poochyena to its Pokeball and dropped the box.
"You win this time kid. But next time, you'll see what Team Aqua can really do!" With that, he ran away to Rustboro. I helped the guy in the suit up and picked up the box.
"Hate to pry, but what's in this that's so important?" The man brushed himself off and took the box as he answered.
"It's goods for the Devon company. I really need to get this to safety. However that goon from Team Aqua held me up. Thank you for saving me, by the way." I shrugged. Torchic squawked. I nudged him with my foot.
"Pipe down, will ya?" Torchic gave me a look while the man in the suit chuckled.
"I say, that's a feisty bird you got there."
"Feisty is one way of putting it." Torchic pecked my foot. "Ow!" The man chuckled again.
"Feisty is nice, but is he the only Pokemon you have?" I nodded. I had extra Pokeballs, but haven't used them. The man shook his head. "If you want any hope of beating the gym leader in Rustboro, you'll need a water type. The gym in Rustboro uses rock types." Of course. "However, you're in a bit of luck. The lake past Petalburg woods has several Wingull that can be captured. Maybe that'll help." Now that was great. However, if only I could get a Totodile, then I'd be tough to beat.
"Thanks, I'll keep that in mind." The man nodded and walked past me. I waited for a minute before leaving the woods myself. I had to catch me a Wingull. I exited the woods and found myself at a lake where a flower shop was to my left. I walked over to the water where a Wingull would be. I looked up and saw several flying about with some Taillow. I sighed and was about to get them to come down when I heard….
"Toto-toto-Totodile." I snapped my head down and saw the little blue amphibian running about, a smile on its face. Oh sweet Arceus! You haven't forsaken me! I was about to reach for an extra Pokeball when it dawned on me: This may be someone else's Totodile. I bit my lip, but I decided that the chance had to be taken. Torchic was beside me, ready to attack, but I gave him a hand signal not to. I knelt down and called it.
"Here Totodile." Totodile stopped and turned his head to me. His right side was facing me, so when he turned his head, I got a shock. There was a red scar across the left side of his face, the eye was milky white which made me think he could either barely see out of it, or not at all. Dear Arceus. I swallowed and decided to ask something.
"Um, I'm not sure if you care, but do you have a trainer?" The Totodile squinted at me and started growling. I backed up a step. "Alright, alright." I thought a moment. Mentioning a trainer, he growls. Couple that with the scar, and a possible abusive trainer. I hate those people.
"Did you run away from a trainer?" Totodile seemed to lessen his stare at me a bit as he nodded. "Did he or she do that to your eye?" He shook his head and spouted his name. "Did one of their Pokemon?" Head nod. "Did they order it?" another head nod. I bit my lip. Damn it. I hated when I heard about Pokemon like this, but now that I've seen one and it's in front of me, I felt angry. I decided on another question.
"Say, you want to come to the Pokecentre with me? Perhaps get you patched up." The Totodile seemed to think it over. As much progress as Professors in the various regions were making, they had yet to decipher what went on in a Pokemon's head. Finally, Totodile looked at me and nodded. I smiled and motioned for it to follow me. Totodile did so, quickly aggravating Torchic by singing his name over and over again. Torchic tried to peck him but Totodile got him to peck the ground. I chuckled. Perhaps, if I worked this right, I could have a good first catch.
A/N: Now I KNOW what you're thinking: Where's the boning? Let me break ALL of it down for you, my faithful-ish readers. Because this is a "lemon" there has to be sex. Between the end of Chapter 2 and my planned first boning, was a lot of space. This was intended to be a long ass chapter with sex at the end, but a friend informed me that it would carry on far too much. Plus, it was grading on me a bit as well. So You'll get your satisfying fap time in chapter 4, which will be a bit short, but I'll try to make the sex eventful (no weird shit).
In other news, I'm going to play a slight game with you guys/gals. To test to see who's reading, we'll play a game of "Find the Reference" It'll reference the Pokemon games or show. I'll try to incorporate them as cleverly as possible, and there is one in here. Just find it.
Alright, for those who cared enough to read this, chapter 4 will be uploaded right after this. So enjoy the plot progression. And, yes, I know Totodile is a Johto started. But God motherfucking damn it, Totodile is my favourite evolutionary line. So I figure, "why not?"