A/N: Guess what this chapter's gonna have? That's right: Plot Progression! Yeah the sex in the last chapter was a slight bit over normal, but I owed it to those who had to wait so damn long. So this chapter is just harmless plot progression, with a battle thrown in. And remember, Spot the Reference is still there. I made one last chapter, two in fact but only one was Pokemon related. Review to guess what the reference was and perhaps you'll get a cookie.

I decided to walk around Rustboro for a bit after I earned my Stone Badge from Roxanne. And let me say, I earned it well. It sat on my badge case while Roxanne's other gift was in a bag in my backpack. Why she gave it, I don't know. Honestly, I don't think I'll be able to carry countless panties around in my bag if I sleep with more women. But her gift was… appreciated. Torchic and Totodile were in their Pokeballs, but I'll let them out once I'm outside the city. Besides, the route ahead has some wild Pokemon I can use to train them. I was hit the part where I could turn left when I heard someone yell out.

"Help! He's stolen my package." I turned and looked to see the guy I the green suit from before. For the love of Arceus, that guy must be useless. Running away from him was…. Oh come on! The same guy in the Pirate/Prison outfit. The green suited guy saw me and started barking at me.

"Please, could you go after him?" Rolling my eyes, I ran after the kids show reject. However, he'd gotten farther than I thought. I ran through a mix of trees and grass, looking around when I spotted a guy making out with a girl, a school girl by the look of her uniform. I stopped and they glared at me. Breathing hard, I managed to get my question out.

"Hey, have either of you seen a guy run past here? Looks like a cross between a pirate and a prisoner. Carrying a box, stupid bandana on his head." The guy shook his head when the girl thought a moment.

"Actually I think I did see someone like that run past." She put a finger on her chin and thought. "Come to think of it, I think he grabbed my ass as he passed." Her boyfriend's face was priceless as he screamed

"WHAT!?"

"So which way did he go?" The girl pointed and I ran as the boyfriend was trying to get an explanation from his girlfriend. I continued running until I reached a cabin near a cave entrance. Outside the cave was an old man and a guy in a karate outfit. I ran up and asked them the same thing. "Did a guy in a striped shirt and blue bandana come through here?" The old man looked at me sullenly.

"He sure did. And he took my Peeko into the cave with him." Peeko? The old man elaborated. "Peeko is my Wingull. Please, if you can, can you save her?" I looked to the karate guy, wondering why he didn't go in.

"I don't have any Pokemon, I was just trying to break the rocks when the guy charged in and kicked me out." Great. I thanked them and ran in the cave. It was a big foggy in there, but I saw the Team Aqua member trying to figure out how to pass the rocks, a frightened Wingull at his feet and a box in his arms.

"Hey dumbass! Can't find a way over some rocks?" The smarmy douche turned and sneered.

"So we meet again punk." Sex doesn't relax me enough. I still had some of my nerves from earlier and this guy was calling me names like a child.

"Listen, I don't know what your issue is, but just give me the box and you won't get hurt." The guy laughed and tossed the box on the ground.

"Alright punk, let me tell you something: No one disses Team Aqua and gets away with it."

"Well, I'm about to dis you morons again so get ready." The guy's eyebrow twitched.

"Alright then, you asked for it!" He pulled a Pokeball and threw it. "Go Poochyena!" The ball released a Poochyena that looked mean. However…

"Go Torchic!" I released Torchic and he was raring to go. "Ember!" He spewed fire at the dog and managed to hit him in the side as it ran back.

"Poochyena, use bite!" The black dog ran at Torchic, its jaws open wide.

"Torchic, give him some heartburn!" Torchic managed a small ember attack that nailed the dog in the mouth. Perfect. The Poochyena shook its head to remove the burning sensation. While he did so, Torchic charged at him at full speed, his beak pointed at him like a lance. That's right, just a little bit- The Poochyena managed to dodge the attack. Shit.

"Poochyena, use bite!" Poochyena managed to shake off the previous attack and charged at Torchic and bit him right on his torso.

"Torchic, peck him in the damn face!" Torchic managed to attack the dog's face with his beak about 3 times before the dog let go. Torchic leapt back and I could see a bit of blood seep from the bite mark, darkening his feathers. "Just another attack should do it buddy, you can make it." Torchic nodded and chirped his affirmation. He was hot headed but damn if he wasn't persistent.

"Poochyena, tackle!" Poochyena charged at Torchic, but I was prepared for a little joust.

"Torchic, peck!" Torchic charged at Poochyena, his beak lowered again. Both Pokémon were running, neither trainer giving the order to turn off or stop. Just as I was about to order Torchic to do something that would win him this match, the Team Aqua moron yelled out

"Jump at 'im and use bite!" Poochyena jumped, its jaws wide open. Hm.

"Torchic, to the side!" Torchic dove over as the black dog bit rock. "Now! Hit him with your best shot!" Torchic turned on a dime and leapt at the Poochyena, who was shaking off dizziness. He turned and saw Torchic's beak nail him in the face. Poochyena was upturned backwards and fell on his back, unconscious. The Aqua grunt returned his Poochyena to its ball and dropped the package.

"You win this time kid. But remember, no one knocks Team Aqua and gets away with it." He wants a cock contest, I'll give him one. I proceeded to respond

"Yeah, I'm gonna knock you guys again. And guess what?" I grabbed my recently de-virginized package "I'm gonna knock you with dis dick!" The grunt's face was one of disgust as he turned tail and ran. I went over to Torchic, a bit embarrassed at my immaturity. I'm a man now. I should be- aw who the hell am I kidding, that was fun.

"Torchic, Torchic!" Torchic was chirping happily at his victory.

"Good job little guy. Nice to see you're better after all that." Torchic nodded. I returned him to his Pokéball. I scooped up the package and I approached the Wingull. However, the old man can in the cave and hurried to it.

"Oh Peeko! I'm so glad you're safe!" Peeko chirped and flew up to the old man, who embraced her in a hug. He turned to me and thanked me for saving Peeko. I was modest and accepted his thanks. Before he left, he mentioned he had a cabin and a boat just outside of Petalburg City and that I was free to ask him if I needed to be ferried anywhere. I noted his offer and we both went our separate ways. I went back to Rustboro, where the green-suited guy was waiting. He perked up when he saw me and ran to meet me.

"Thank you so much sir! I don't know what I would have done!" Probably wind up in the hospital, but that's irrelevant.

"No problem. Now, unless you have something for me, I'll be on my way." The guy perked up.

"Oh wait! I work for the Devon corporation and our President would like to meet you." President of a corporation? Alright, I'll bite. I walked with the guy to a tall building I saw a bit earlier. The sign outside read Devon Corp. and had a security guard outside, a Growlithe and a Poochyena at his side. He question the suit guy, who said the President wanted to see me. The guard waved us through without a second glance. The inside of the building was impressive, at least the reception area was since that was all I could see. The green suited guy lead me through a room with a lot of computers and scientists working and up a few flights of stairs to an ornate office with a bearded and mustachioed man at a desk.

"Ah! So this is the boy you spoke of." What was I, a chosen one?

"Uh yes sir, this is him. He helped me get back here with the package safe and sound." Good lie, bro. I saved your ass twice. We walked up and the green suited guy put the package on the President's desk and backed off, leaving me to face him. The President of Devon Corp. looked stern and rough. However, he smiled and laughed.

"So you're the boy who saved this package from being stolen, eh?" While my anxiety went down a bit, the green suited guy's seemed to skyrocket. Sucks to be you bro.

"Yeah, it wasn't too hard getting it back." The President nodded and moved the package aside for a new one, which he opened. Inside was a small device with a Pokéball design on it. He moved the package towards me with a smile.

"Consider this fair compensation for saving our goods in the first place." I picked it up and flipped it open. Several options came up and I cycled through them, not really picking anything as the President continued to explain. "This is what we call the Pokémon Navigator, or Poké-Nav for short. It can scan your Pokémon to see where their strengths and weaknesses lie, and it can call up a map of the entire Hoenn Region." Sounds interesting.

"I'll take it. Thank you." The President smiled.

"Oh, and I almost forgot." The President handed me a letter. "If you could, give that to a man named Steven. He might be in Dewford town, a town out on the ocean." Ocean, eh? Suddenly that old man had some material use.

"Alright, I'll make sure this gets to him." The President nodded.

"Excellent. And take this" he motioned to the box "To Slateport city, the shipyard to be precise. Derek!" He addressed the green-suited guy whose under arms were growing much darker as he perspired. "Show young, uh" he pointed at me.

"Oh, uh, Brendan."

"Show young Brendan out will you?" Derek nodded and I followed him out, the Poké-Nav tucked in my backpack. We went down flights of stairs as he let me out of the building alone. I stepped outside and took not one step before I heard frantic calling "WAIT!" I turned and saw a guy with a lab coat come rushing up to me. He stopped to breathe before he spoke.

"I wanted to give you something. May I see your Poké-Nav?" I pulled it out and handed it to him. He opened it up, actually taking the casing apart, and fiddled with some things before handing it back to me. I opened it up and a third option was there, labeled "Match Call." I looked at the panting scientist, wondering what he added.

"It's a call feature. It allows the Poké-Nav to operate like a phone. And it allows you to log trainers you've fought so that you can re-battle them later if both are willing. You already have a contact in there now." I picked the Match Call option and found that my only contact was the President of Devon Corp. I clicked and held what I thought was the ear piece to my ear and heard ringing. After a second, the President answered.

"Brendan my boy, I see you've gotten the Match Call addition to your Poké-Nav." I raised an eyebrow. How in the hell did he figure it out? "I bet you're wondering how I know that." Yes. "Well I'm looking down at you from my office." I stood back and glanced up, seeing the President waving down at me. I waved back as he said something else. "Remember, there's a time and place for everything. So make sure you use this right. It's like riding a bicycle: You don't ride it indoors." I nodded and we both hung up.

The scientist gave me a nod and walked back into the building while I made my way through Rustboro city. I just passed the Pokemon Centre when I saw someone running up to me. It looked like… oh no.

"Brendan!" May ran up and paused to catch her breath before she continued. "You have a Poké-Nav as well?" Huh? Then I remembered and looked to me belt, where it was clipped.

"Uh yeah. Why?" May, fast as an Arbok, snatched it from my belt and pulled out her own. She messed with both for a minute before handing mine back to me.

"There, now we're registered to each other in Match Call. I can call you any time now." Oh joy. This girl was hot but I was sure she had some severe changes going on in her head. What was that line that Zubatman said in that one really shitty movie? "Why are all the gorgeous ones homicidal maniacs?" Oh yeah, Zubatman and Pidgey. In the name of Arceus, that movie sucked.

"Thanks." At least she means well enough. She's not a bad person, just a bit odd. Then she gave me a weird look and leaned in and whispered

"I actually left you a gift on your Poké-Nav." Before I could respond, May backed up and smiled. "So, before we get into that, how about we have a Pokemon battle?" Torchic was probably pumped and ready to go. However, Totodile might want some action. I'll see what she's got and decide from there.

"Alright, fine." May smiled.

"But let's make this interesting."

"Interesting how?"

"If I win, you give me back my panties that you stole."

"And if I win?" May leaned in a bit and whispered

"I'll let you grope me and I'll give you a topless blow job." Oh sweet Arceus yes.

"Alright, seems fair enough." May smiled again and backed up.

"Alright Brendan, get ready. I'm not the girl you faced back in route 103." She pulled a Pokeball and I did as well.

"Good, I'll be expecting a challenge this time."

A/N: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! Yeah, I'm not doing that right now since, well, it's taken me too damn long to get this chapter out and I need to work on my other story. So, review to play Find the Reference and you might get a cake (It might be a lie, depends on how much money I have). And that about does it.