A/N: Yee doggy! Chapter 6. Will there be sex? No. Sorry to disappoint, but even you guys and gals would be bored with sex every chapter. So maybe every couple of chapters, who knows. All I know is that there are plenty of girls who will raise the mast of the HMS Brendan's Dick. And yes, I used "HMS" because I'm Canadian and we do that. Anyway, I'll find a decent sex schedule and go with it. Until then, be prepared for Plot Progression bananza!

"Alright Brendan, are you ready?" We were outside Rustboro, ready for a Pokemon battle that could end with me getting an oral reward. May was standing across from me, ready to battle. I picked Torchic's Pokeball and readied it.

"I'm as ready as you are." May merely grinned.

"Oh Brendan, how naïve." May pulled her Pokeball and threw it. "Go Mudkip!" the ball let out her started Pokemon.

"Mudkip. Mudkip, mud!" The little blue creature seemed happy and ready to go. Torchic beat him once, why not again?

"Torchic, I choose you!" I threw Torchic's ball and he popped out, chirping up a storm. "You ready buddy?"

"Torchic!" He was ready for action.

"Alright, Torchic, hit Mudkip with a peck attack!" Torchic charged at Mudkip with his beak out like a lance.

"Mudkip, use water gun!" Mudkip spewed forth a stream of water.

"Torchic, try to-" too late, Torchic got hit square in the face. He flipped over and landed, dazed due to the water.

"Mudkip, use tackle!" Mudkip ran at Torchic and nailed him, sending my little bird at me. I caught him in my arms, he was dazed.

"You did good, buddy." I returned him to his Pokeball. Torchic was not doing good today. Not against Roxanne, or May. I pulled Totodile's Pokeball as May returned her Mudkip.

"You seem off your game." May pulled her second Pokeball.

"I had to fight some Team Aqua goon so Torchic wasn't on top of everything. However, this is going to end." I threw the Pokeball out. "Go! Totodile!" Totodile and his scarred eye appeared before May, who looked surprised that I caught one.

"How did you get that!? That's a starter from Johto!" I snickered, so did Totodile.

"I found him as a runaway and he decided I was good enough to join." Suddenly May looked uneasy about her next choice in Pokemon but she decided to threw them out anyway.

"Go Torkoal!" out of the Pokeball came a orange skinned tortoise with a charcoal black shell with steam emanating from it. I pulled out my Pokedex and scanned it.

Torkoal, the coal Pokemon. It battles using energy it gets from burning coal. When loosing smoke from its nostrils, it lets off a sound that is similar to a locomotive's horn. Fire type, eh? Big mistake.

"Alright Totodile, let's make quick work of this."

"Toto!" Totodile started jumping up and down excitedly. May looked both baffled and annoyed.

"Alright Torkoal, let's steam him!"

"Tor!" her Torkoal seem enthusiastic at least.

"Totodile, use water gun!" Totodile spewed water at the tortoise.

"Torkoal, withdraw!" Torkoal retreated inside its own shell as Totodile's water hit and steamed as it hit. Damn, this wasn't going to be easy with that withdraw technique. I looked at it and noted the holes where retreated in. Wait a tick.

"Totodile, fire in where Torkoal retreats into its shell!" Totodile noted it and fired off his water gun, scoring a direct hit. Torkoal was shaken out of its shell and backed up to avoid the water. "Alright Totodile, use headbutt!" Totodile ran and nailed Torkoal in the neck with his head, sending the tortoise sliding. Totodile landed, a slight burn on his head. I was about to congratulate him when Torkoal got back up, albeit slowly.

"Torkoal's tougher than she looks." Torkoal nodded her head. "Alright, Torkoal, use flamethrower!" Torkoal reared its head as I was stunned.

"She knows that already!?" May smiled.

"Of course she does." Torkoal spewed forth a stream of fire aimed at Totodile.

"Totodile, water gun now!" Totodile shot a stream of powerful water to counter Torkoal's fire. The two were in a stalemate, Torkoal's fire evaporating Totodile's water some. However, Totodile got the upper-hand and he managed to score a water-soaked hit on Torkoal, who fell over in defeat. May returned her to her Pokeball.

"You did well Torkoal, and not bad yourself Brendan." She pulled Mudkip's Pokeball. "However, this is far from over." I bit my lip in thought and glanced at Totodile. He was panting and exhausted and had some burn marks on him, but I knew he wasn't about to quit and neither was I.

"Alright Totodile, get ready."

"Totodile." He gave a one-eyed glare at May, who smiled in admiration. I think.

"Go Mudkip!" Mudkip appeared again, still looking chipper. That smarmy little… thing. Regardless, Totodile seemed ready despite his injuries.

"Alright Totodile, get ready." May smiled.

"Mudkip, use tackle!"

"Totodile, use headbutt!" Both water types charge at each other. Mudkip merely launched its body at Totodile, while Totodile jumped up and slammed headfirst into Mudkip. Mudkip recoiled and Totodile landed, but he cringed, holding his head. Shit, forgot about the burn there.

"Mudkip use tackle!"

"Totodile use water gun!" Totodile shot off his water gun, but Mudkip charged through it and nailed Totodile with his shoulder, sending him skidding across the ground. Totodile, however, slowly stood up, gritting his teeth.

"He's persistent."

"He's like Torchic in that regard." Totodile, while persistent, looked really beat up and tired. He was panting and was moving slowly. He must be exhausted, but he's still fighting. "Totodile, can you get in a tackle?" He nodded. "Alright, try and knock him out in one blow!" Totodile charged at Mudkip with more vigour than ever.

"Mudkip use tackle!" Mudkip charged as well. Both met in the middle and nailed each other in the head. The sound echoed and both Pokemon recoiled. Both looked like they could fall over. However, Totodile fell on his side, unconscious while Mudkip shook his daze off. I went to Totodile, who looked worse for the wear considering what he went through.

"You did great buddy, I couldn't have asked for more." I returned him to his Pokeball and stood to face May.

"You've gotten better." She said. While I almost felt some hostility, that was quickly wiped away at, oddly, admiration. If anything, she was the one who got better. We had two Pokemon, one fire and one water, each and she managed to beat me. I had to give her credit. However, while she did give me a look of admiration as well, she had that shit eating grin on her face as well. Arceus damn it.

"Well, it seems you won." It was all I could say. May was lording it over, crossing her arms over her chest, probably making a point to squeeze them together.

"You know, most trainers ask for money. However, we made a bet." She held out her hand. "Fork 'em over perv." I pulled the panties I stole and handed them over to May. She checked them, thoroughly I might add, before putting them in her bag.

"I hope you're happy." May smiled. I swear, she was giddy sometimes, and serious the next.

"Well my mother's always saying 'change your you know what when you're traveling' so this will help me keep that promise." Yeah… wait what?

"Are you saying you don't change your underwear?" May gave me a weird look.

"I was joking. But seriously, my mother's all about it. She keeps telling me to change them, which makes me not want to just to spite her." I chuckled. I knew that feeling. May rolled her eyes, either at her mother or me, I couldn't tell. "Anyway, I need to be off. It's getting dark in a few hours so I'd like to find a place to rest the night. And you should go back to the Pokemon centre and heal your Pokemon before you do anything. Alright?"

"Yes ma'am!" I gave her a mock salute and stood at what I assumed was rapt attention. May started laughing at me for that.

"Well, how about I leave you to your devices for now. You've got some catching up to do." I opened my mouth to retort but she cut me off. "By the by, before I bolt, Mr. Briney, the old guy who I saw leaving the city a bit earlier, he used to be quite the seafarer. So if you want to go to Dewford, he's the guy you want." Looking at the sun that was setting, May took her leave with a good-bye. I made my way through Rustboro, which seemed larger now, to the Pokecentre.

"This is the third time today you've been here." The nurse commented. Yeah, no shit.

"Been getting into a couple battles. This one took a toll." The nurse took my Pokeballs and set them on the machine. This will take a few minutes. I sat down and waited until the nurse said they were ready. I picked the two up and put them on my belt and strode out. The sun was setting. The clouds seemed to have cleared a bit. How did I not notice that before? Regardless, a trip from here to Route 10 is nothing. I'll get there in a couple hours. But after Rustboro, I expect to spend a lot of time out in the open.

"Alright onwards." I walked from Rustboro, crossing the bridge which had a couple fishermen looking for a bite on the orange water. And I entered Petalburg woods, which had darkened considerably. Alright, nothing big. I walked into the woods, noting the location where I first fought that stupid Aqua grunt. He was pathetic. It was an hour long walk as the woods kept getting darker and darker. I stumbled and tripped a few times, but I made it out alive. I noted the cabin by the sea with the boat. Wait a tick. The boat was quite a decent size, much bigger than I saw before. I must not have been paying attention. This was a medium sized boat, possibly with a cabin below deck. The sun was almost completely set, the sky a light purple colour. I walked up the stairs of the cabin and knocked on the door. It was answered by the old man from before, Mr. Briney.

"Oh hello there! You're the young man that saved my Peeko."

"Yes I am. And the reason I'm here is to take you up on your offer to get ferried over to Dewford town." I decided not to beat around the bush. Mr. Briney gave me a once over and shrugged.

"Alright." He turned around. "Peeko! Let's go, we're going to Dewford." Wait, now? He must've seen my face as he chuckled that old man chuckle. "Relax, I don't sleep much at night anyway. Besides, sleeping while on the water is something all people should experience in my opinion." Um, alright.

"Alright, I've got nothing to lose." I stepped to the side of his porch to let Mr. Briney out and he walked around the porch and out to his mini-dock and climbed in the boat with some difficulty. I followed and stepped in. It was bigger than I thought. Again, must not have been paying attention before. Mr. Briney put the key in the ignition and started the engine, which made a loud fucking noise as engines tend to do. Pretty soon, Briney started getting the boat to move and we were on our way. I climbed up to the captain's chair with him and watched the sun go down and the stars come out.

"The cabin's below deck if you want!" he shouted over the roar of the engine. "There's a small bunk bed so you should be relatively comfortable!"

"Alright, thanks!" I was right. But for now, I went down in the cabin below. It was a bit cramped, but nothing severe. I found the two small beds, one above another, set my bag and Pokeballs down, and nestled into the bottom bunk. I was about to fall asleep when my Poké-Nav started ringing. I flipped it open and mumbled a hello.

"Ah Brendan, glad I found you." I shot up, almost hitting my head on the top bunk.

"Dad?" A chuckle came over the device.

"Yes son, I have a Poké-Nav as well. May gave me your number so I thought I'd call and check up on you." Ah. May.

"I'm fine. I got myself a Totodile before I hit Rustboro and I beat Roxanne."

"Great job son! Roxanne's a tough first opponent so that was no easy feat. And how did you get a Totodile?" I told him the situation, how the Totodile is basically a cyclopes. He seemed to be accepting. "Well I know you'll take good care of Totodile and Torchic. Anyway, it's late so I should be letting you go. Where are you by the way?"

"I'm on a boat with Mr. Briney and headed to Dewford, but that'll take about a day." According to the Poké-Nav map I checked whilst in the woods, if since I left when I did, I'll be in Dewford by about near sunset tomorrow or, if Mr. Briney makes damn good time, around noon to 2 in the afternoon.

"Alright son, I'll say hi to your mother for you. Be safe."

"Alright dad, good night."

"Good night son." I hung up the Poké-Nav and turned over in my bunk, ready to fall asleep. Thankfully, despite the dulled engine noise, I fell asleep relatively quickly.

It's not fun to be woken up by an air horn, let me tell you that. Especially when you shoot up and nail your head on the bunk above. Which I did.

"Fuck! That hurt!" I rubbed my forehead and looked around to see Mr. Briney, an air horn in his hand. I stumbled out of bed and asked "The hell was that for?" Mr. Briney chuckled.

"We have a guest, it's polite to be awake when guests are over." Guest? Who? I grabbed my headband and slipped it one while I climbed the few steps to the deck where I saw….

"Um…" before me, lying on a beach chair, was a great looking girl in a light blue bikini with a decently curvy body, light brown hair, and sunglasses. She turned her head and looked at me over her sunglasses.

"So, you're the kid who's on here." That shook me out of shock.

"I'm not a kid. The name's Brendan, and I'm on my way to Dewford to beat the gym leader." Whats-her-face simply chuckled a tad.

"Well then, my name's Jennifer. I was stranded on an island in the middle of the night when Mr. Briney helped me. I'm on my way to Dewford since you're going there too." Alright, simple enough.

"Well, if you're done with introductions, I need to go get my Pokemon and let them have some fresh air." Then it dawned on me. I turned and asked Mr. Briney "Hey, how far from Dewford are we?"

"We'll be there within the hour." I checked my Poké-Nav and it read 10:59.

"Holy Arceus, you sure can boat." Mr. Briney chuckled.

"It comes from years on the sea. I found a nifty shortcut several years ago and it's served me well." Alright, I'm not complaining. I went down into the cabin and grabbed Totodile and Torchic's Pokeballs. Climbing back up, I let the two out for some air. They appeared beside me, Torchic flapping his little wings while Totodile let out a huge yawn.

"Alright guys, get stretched out and woken so we'll be ready for the Dewford gym leader, okay?"

"Torchic!"

"Totodile!" they both started meandering around the boat, getting loosened up. I stretched a bit myself. Said stretching mostly consisted of walking about the ship while Jennifer as lying on her chair. Mr. Briney kept piloting the boat so we didn't crash. I took in the scenery. Meaning nothing but blue as far as the eye could see.

"Boy this is riveting." I heard noise as Totodile ran around the boat, Torchic running near him. That is, until Torchic slipped and fell. He was quick to get back up. I kept staring out at the ocean. I didn't feel much like talking so I kept to myself, sitting down and taking in the nice breeze. A good long while later, though, Mr. Briney called out

"Dewford Town ahead!" I stirred, apparently I dozed off. I stood and stretched once again, noticing Totodile and Torchic were sitting, slouched over in sleep. I tapped them on the head.

"Get up, we're near Dewford." They both woke and followed me to the front of the boat, where we saw Dewford town sprawled out on an island. Most of it was near the beach, with some parts stretching further into the island. We were about 5 or so minutes out so I returned Torchic and Totodile to their Pokeballs. Jennifer looked asleep, albeit under an umbrella to prevent burning. I simply waited until the boat reached the dock, which woke Jennifer. Making sure everything was tied together, Mr. Briney relinquished himself to the cabin below.

"I need my sleep." He merely commented. He deserved it, he'd been piloting all night. I walked down the gangplank and set foot on the soft sands of Dewford. It was a compact, yet loose at the same time. Several beach houses to my right were there, with a small marketplace in front of me along with a Pokemon Centre. And to the far left was a big building with the word "Gym" above the door.

That was my goal, but I decided to stock up on supplies first. Heading to the market place, I found a potions stand and bought several with what meager funds I had along with a couple Pokeballs. I decided that there was no real rush to go to the gym, so I decided to take a walk along the ocean front. For tourism's sake. As I walked, I passed a fisherman who had an older rod sitting beside him while he used a more recent one. Or so it looked like to me, I don't know anything about fishing. He noticed me and started up a conversation.

"Hey kid, do you like fishing?" I had to think. I think I went fishing back in Johto once or twice, but I don't remember.

"I don't remember. But I can give it a shot." The Fisherman handed me the old rod and showed me what to do, casting the line out with bait on the hook. So I cast it out and waited. It wasn't long before I got a huge tug on the rod. "Whoa nelly!" I pulled back against whatever was on the line. I could feel it swim back and forth as I tried to pull it in. The fisherman helped me by grabbing the rod and pulling with me. After a combined heave, we pulled whatever creature was trying to drag me out to sea.

"Hahaha! Looks like you've got a nice prize there!" the fisherman gave a hearty laugh as I stared at my prize. It was a large, flopping Magikarp. I pulled my Pokedex out and scanned it. Birch might need the info for… something.

Magikarp, the Fish Pokemon. Its swimming muscles are weak, so it is easily washed away by currents. In places where water pools, you can see many Magikarp deposited there by the flow. Lovely. I was tempted to send the thing back out, but the fisherman, who introduced himself as Andrew, told me

"That's one of the larger ones. He looks like he could do some damage." Then he gave a hearty chuckle. I stared at the flopping fish for a while. Yeah it was damn big. You know what, I've heard that some of the bigger ones can use tackle, so why not? I pulled a Pokeball and tossed it lightly at the Magikarp. It hit, opened, absorbed it, closed, and the button turned white right away. I picked it up, wondering if maybe the gamble was worth it. Oh well, it was mine. Besides, I need all the Pokemon I can get. It won't help against the Dewford gym leader but it's something.

"Well, thanks for helping me Andrew." Andrew laughed a good laugh. One that showed he could care less about anything but fishing.

"No problem kid. What's your name?"

"Brendan." Andrew nodded.

"Do you have a Poké-Nav?"

"Uh, yeah." I pulled it out and Andrew showed his own. He registered me.

"I'll call you if there's any good catches here on Dewford, okay?"

"Alright." And with a goodbye, I kept walking along the beach, wondering if Magikarp would have any use.

A/N: Holy Arceus! This took forever to get done, but I hope you guys don't mind. Rest assured, there will be sex next chapter. If maybe the battle doesn't stem 3 pages like it did here. Who knows? I don't. I'm sure that says something about me. And yes, I know that Magikarp DOES get useful at Level 20. But let's assume Brendan's spent more time with his nose stuck in porn mags instead of researching Pokemon and their evolutions.

Also, I know I fucked myself with time passage. Just assume that form Twinleaf to Rustboro was a very short trip and that from Petalburg to Dewford is where time will start to move slower. I want to go by anime logic-ish. Days gotta pass, you know?