A/N: It's been a while. Yes. Anyway, I never had access to a computer with a word processing document for several months. There. Now with help from ZeroJackson, I'm able to upload through a different method. Give him support, he's good. Anyway, onto the chapter. What will happen? I dunno, I don't plan this shit.

I'm starting to doubt my skills in choosing Pokemon. It had been a couple days since I got on Dewford and I talked with Mr. Briney, who suggested some training before I rushed in to fight Brawly, the gym leader here. I sat on the beach, the waves barely touching my feet as Magikarp splashed around. He swam for a bit here and there, but just wound up splashing about after a while.

"Is this thing actually useful?" I questioned my judgment at getting it from the start. However, he's mine. And he doesn't seem too bad. He weighs a lot and knows Flail. So that helps. I ordered him to use flail and he did, which is how I found out. Though the girl he leapt at nearly castrated me for sending my fish at her face. What didn't help was she lost her bikini top when she tackled me. I only got away with my junk intact due to her embarrassment, though she still threatened to kill me.

"Come on Makuhita! Let's see you sweat!" I turned my head to see a young man with a red shirt, blue jean shorts, and odd blue hair swept back from his face in spikes. Beside him was a chubby little Pokemon with little blue boxing gloves, punching the air with its trainer. I pulled my Pokedex and scanned it.

Makuhita, the Guts Pokemon. It loves to toughen up its body above all else. If you hear quaking rumbles in a cave, it is the sound of Makuhita undertaking strenuous training. Huh. Looks like Makuhita and his trainer take physical fitness very seriously. They punched, kicked, and did various other exercises that made me tired just watching them. I stared so long, that Magikarp started splashing at me to get my attention.

"Oh, sorry. You tired?"

"Magikarp." It turned in the direction of the trainer and his Makuhita.

"You want to train? With them?" Magikarp splashed a bit in agreement. "Alright then, let's see." I stood and Magikarp splashed alongside me as I approached the trainer. He stopped as he noticed Magikarp and I.

"Hello there, you enjoy the beach?" The trainer was well built, tanned quite a bit, and smiled wide. He seemed nice enough.

"I am. My Magikarp here seems to want to train with you." The trainer looked down at Magikarp, who splashed a bit for attention.

"Well, who am I to deny someone who wants training, eh?" he held out his tanned hand at me. "I'm Brawly." his smile was blinding.

"W-wait. You're Brawly?" I stammered as I shook his hand. He laughed heartily as we shook.

"The one and only. I'll assume you're a hopeful trainer who's ready to face me in a battle." This guy was confident. And here I was, with Magikarp in tow.

"Yeah. I'm Brendan. It's nice to meet you." I had to smile. The guy was pretty charismatic, I had to admit. He seemed pretty cool. Obvious fitness freak, but cool.

"Anyway, you're here for some training?"

"Um, well, Magikarp seemed to be the one." we both looked down at my flopping orange friend, who was splashing around in the shallow water. "Not sure how we'll accomplish that, though. I mean" I leaned in with Brawly "The Pokedex says he's pretty worthless." Brawly just let out a laugh like before.

"Trust me my friend, with enough training, any Pokemon can become something amazing. Just look at Makuhita here." he motioned to his chubby little Fighting type. "He's not the biggest or strongest but he's got a lot of heart, and that's what counts. Besides, once he evolves, he's going to be a powerhouse against any challenger. Right now, he's a powerhouse, but not as much." he turned to Makuhita. "But we're going straight for the top, aren't we?"

"Ma-Makuhita!" his Pokemon piped up as it raised its little gloved fist in the air.

"That's the spirit!" he turned to me. "All right then, let's get going!" and with that, he ran off, leaving me there with Magikarp still splashing.

"Well…. at least his logic makes sense. Sort of." I understood all the stuff about heart and that being a factor. Maybe the Pokedex wasn't right about everything. Or maybe it is and Brawly's a complete twit, I don't know. I ran after him, getting Magikarp to swim for once. After chasing him for a good while, my legs burning with tire by the time I made it to him, panting and exhausted.

"Would you look at that?" he told me. I managed to look up, not realising where we were. I stared out from a cliff on the other side of the beach. It wasn't a large cliff but it provided enough of a view to make the glittering ocean look absolutely beautiful.

"Wow." I muttered as Brawly smiled.

"Exactly. That's why I love living on an island, there aren't many pe so a lot of the nature is untouched. It's nice to come to a cliff and see the ocean and some of what's lying underneath." It was a true statement. I could see several Water Pokemon swimming about. I think I even saw a Wailord way in the distance.

"This is really impressive." I looked down and saw Magikarp swimming under the cliff. He had the brains to follow me so he wasn't as useless as I first thought. Maybe. Brawly laughed.

"Indeed it is." he checked his watch. "Anyway, it's about that time for me. I gotta head to the gym. I'll see you sometime, okay?" He and Makuhita ran off while I stayed at the cliff. I sat down with my legs dangling over the edge. I noticed a pond near me so I returned Magikarp to his ball and released him into the pond.

"Sorry for the lack of space, I wanted a bit of company." Magikarp splashed around a bit. All was peaceful, the waves hit the cliff face, the breeze was nice and salty, all was-

"Hey you asshole!" I turned around to see….. shit. It was the girl who Magikarp hit in the face…. and made to lose her top. Well he didn't make it fall off per se, it just was loose and fell. Either way, she had a big guy in swimming trunks with her. Double shit.

"Listen, my name's not asshole, it's-

"Shut your mouth! You tried to feel up my girlfriend here!" I paused and stood to face him.

"Well, see, my Magikarp here was flailing around and it happen to hit your girlfriend in the face and when she gave chase, her top came loose and fell down. I assure you, I had no view of anything." There, I hope that will-

"Jerry-poo, beat him for me!" I stopped. My eye twitched. You motherfucker, don't laugh. Don't. Do. Not. Fucking. Lau-

"Bahahahahahahh!" I couldn't help it. The couple look at me weirdly as I was doubled over with laughter. "J-jerry-poo? The fuck kind of name is that?" I kept laughing. I could hear the boyfriend, Jerry-poo, get angry.

"Shut up! The name's Gerald, and at least I have a girlfriend to call me cute names, unlike your virgin ass!" I sighed, straightening myself.

"Listen, you see this?" I held out my badge case, showing my Stone Badge. "You know who I beat at a gym battle, and subsequently slept with?" The boyfriend's face went from anger to realization. He looked at me. "Bingo." He scoffed.

"Oh please, you're such a liar. As if you'd sleep with Roxanne. She probably even gave you the badge out of pity."

"I bet he even has a small dick." the girlfriend giggled. Okay. Okay. OKAY!

"You wanna go?" Gerald and his girl stared at me. "I'm ready, you guys wanna go?" I pulled Totodile's Pokeball. "'Cause I'll wreck you."

"Wh-what's up with you?" the girl suddenly looked worried.

"Listen, you can insult me, you can insult my looks, my personality, or my hair, but you do NOT insult my dick because, lady, you haven't seen what I can do." I hefted the Pokeball. "So let's go. I challenge either you or your boyfriend to a battle!" The girl looked positively weired out. But Gerald went all white knight on her.

"Don't worry babe, I got this." he turned to be, pulling a lone Pokeball from his pocket. "All right, you're on." He tossed it. "Go! Wingull!" out of the ball came a small white bird with a big yellow beak. I pulled out the ol Pokedex.

It makes its nest on a sheer cliff at the edge of the sea. It has trouble keeping its wings flapping in flight. Instead, it soars on updrafts. Okay. Simple.

"Go! Totodile!" However, Magikarp jumped up and bashed the ball back at me. "Magikarp, what the hell bro?" he splashed frantically. "You want to fight?" he splashed more and I took that as a yes. "Fine. Magikarp, use flail!" Magikarp jumped up and managed to clip Wingull's wing. It spiraled for a bit before it steadied and flew in circles around Magikarp. I watched it, making sure when to hit… "Magikarp, tackle!" Magikarp jumped and hit Wingull full force.

"Wingull, use peck!" Wingull straightened out and flew at Magikarp, hitting him in mid-air and sending him to the pond.

"Magikarp!" I looked and saw Wingull going in for another hit. "Go below!" Magikarp had enough strength to dive below. Wingull was about to skirt the surface. "FLAIL!" Magikarp jumped up…. too early. Wingull got him square in the side with a peck attack. However, as Magikarp was sent flying, he somehow managed to force himself down and he nailed Wingull with flail, sending them both in the pond. Both floated up the to surface, unconscious.

"Wingull, return!" Gerald withdrew his Wingull. "It's a draw, okay?" I didn't know what to say. He grunted. "Come on Amanda." he and his girlfriend, Amanda I guess, walked off. I looked around and noticed that the sun was starting to go down. What an afternoon. I walked over to Magikarp.

"You did good buddy. At least you're listening to me." I returned him to his ball. I sighed. "Might as well spend the night in the PokeCentre. It's a decent bed." Mr. Briney was nice enough but the beds on his ship were shit.

It took about 30 minutes to reach the PokeCentre. I walked in and the windows on each side let in the sun's orange light. There was a kid asleep on one of the booth seats, a red and white hat with a green mark over his face. I walked to the Nurse at the till. She looked like that last nurse, but her hair was in two pink rings.

"Can I help you?" she sounded bored too, but not angry-bored like the one in Oldale.

"Yeah, my Magikarp needs to be healed. I also could use a bunk for the night." the nurse looked at me, giving me a once-over.

"Sure, hand it over." I handed Magikarp's Pokeball to her and she put it on the tray. "We've got quite a few here so it'll be a while before you can get in. And there's bunks in the back." she pointed to the side, where a hall lead to several rooms. "And the phones are over there." she pointed to the side where several screens with phones.

"Uh, thanks." I suddenly got an idea. I walked over to the phones and sat down. I pulled the phone and dialed a number. It was long distance but I'm sure the centre wouldn't mind. The phone rang for a minute before a woman with black hair appeared on the screen.

"Hello? Brendan, is that you?" I chuckled.

"Yeah, it's me. How're things back in New Bark?"

"Nothing really new. Ethan just left on his adventure. He got a Pokemon from Professor Elm." I blinked. Ethan went on an adventure? With a starter?

"So he's not home?" his mother shook her head.

"Unfortunately no. However, I believe he's in Violet City right now. Would you like the number?"

"Uh, yeah! That'd be great." Ethan's mother gave me the number and we bid farewell. I dialed the number and a very perky nurse appeared.

"Welcome to the Violet City Pokemon Centre, how may I help you?"

"Hi there. Is someone named Ethan there? He's got a backwards hat on."

"Okay, I'll check." the nurse left and soon a boy with a black and yellow hat on sat down and picked up the phone.

"Listen, I don't want what you're selling." he said.

"Yes, well, I'm selling lasting friendship. No homo." Ethan broke and chuckled.

"Mom gave you my number, did she?"

"Pretty much, yeah. I figured I'd call and say you're not the only one journeying." Ethan raised an eyebrow.

"Don't tell em some schmuck trusted you with a Pokemon." I smiled.

"I got myself a Torchic. He's a fiery kind of guy. No pun intended. And, I happened upon an abandoned Totodile. He's with me now."

"You lucky son of a bitch. Not too bad. My starter is Cyndaquil. He's quite shy. But he can pull through. However some ass hat stole a Totodile from Professor Elm's lab. I know because we battled. THEN I found out."

"Wow. Better get some Electric types then. Unlike me, my Torchic can trounce any water type."

"Yeah, but I bet the first Rock Pokemon you met knocked him right out." my eye twitched and Ethan laughed. "It's fine. This guy I faced, Falkner, he's a Flying type gym leader. Let me tell you, he's no slouch. He trounced me hard. That's why I'm here."

"I managed to beat Roxanne, the Rock gym leader, with Totodile. Torchic got her Geodude but her Nosepass wrecked him. Totodile had trouble as well. And then after I won I got the badge. After a trial of course." I cracked my knuckles, waiting for Ethan to get it.

"Good for you, you lost your virginity. And yet….."

"Ethan! What are you doing?" A girl with a poofy white hat appeared. She wore overalls over a red shirt with pig tails sticking out. She looked like a Valley girl to me. A hot one at that. Then it hit me.

"You two?" I pointed to the two of them. Ethan smiled as the girl took a minute before her face turned red. Then mad.

"Is he saying we're sleeping together!?" Ethan chuckled and had that 'oh Arceus no' look on his face.

"Don't pay attention to Brendan, he's just some pervert." Ethan turned to me. "No, we're not sleeping together. In fact she's just a friend. I met her in Cherrygrove where she got a Chikorita. She's just tagging along."

"I see. Well it could be worse."

"Yes, Lyra could be pegging me."

"What is that?"

"I… uh." I chuckled. Poor Ethan was bad at explaining things he found embarrassing to girls. That stemmed from our friend Krys asking us a lot of questions once we hit 12. Ethan and I searched the web and Ethan wasn't able to really explain to Krys. However, I credit that for making me interested in women in the first place. Well, you know, their bodies.

"It's a thing, Lyra is it? You don't want to know." Lyra huffed and walked off.

"Thanks a lot genius." Ethan looked less than pleased but he'd get over it.

"No problem. Say, how's Krys?" Ethan turned red.

"Okay, now see."

"Hey there lover." two arms wrapped around Ethan's neck from behind. Krys came from behind and gave Ethan a peck on the cheek. She turned to the screen. "Hey Brendan, what's up?" It was my turn to raise and eyebrow.

"So it was you two, not him and Whats-her-face." Krys smiled while Ethan just turned more red.

"You better believe it." Krys looked really happy. I'm not surprised. They started dating before I left Johto and I'm still happy for them. Now I just need to find a stable girlfriend.

"That must've been fun." Ethan looked down at the desk. Krys laughed.

"Well it was quite the first experience, let me tell you. But anyway, I'm tired. Bye Brendy." Krys gave a little wink and left.

"So things seem to be working out." Ethan looked up and chuckled.

"Yeah, I guess so." I smiled and looked at the time.

"Well, it's late and I think I'll challenge my second gym tomorrow." Ethan smiled.

"All right. If you want I have a phone you can call. Want the number?"

"Sure." Ethan told me and I jotted it down. "Thanks. Good seeing you and Krys again."

"Yeah, good seeing you too."

"Ethan, get over here." I heard.

"If you miss that, I will kill you." Ethan laughed loudly for a second.

"Yeah. Talk later."

"Talk later." Ethan hung up. I set the phone down and sighed. I missed my friend. But I've got a journey to take. I remembered the time and stood, stretching. I walked by the nurse, who was now flipping through a magazine.

"Make sure to lock your door." she said as I passed by. I grumbled something along the lines of agreement. I didn't realise how tired I was. Locking my door was the last thing on my mind. I mean, what was gonna happen? Am I going to get raped? I yawned loudly and entered a room. It was empty with a couple sets of bunk beds. I threw my bag down on the floor by the one bottom bunk. I flopped down onto the bunk face first.

"Bleh. I'm so tired." I stated, my voice muffled by the pillow. I turned over and took off my headband, tossing it on my bag. I stared at the top bunk for a moment. "I get the feeling Brawly won't be the easiest opponent to face." I mutter. I groan and turn on my side to the wall. I yawn and close my eyes. Then I have a dream.

I'm standing in a trainer's booth at one end of a massive arena. At the other end is another trainer's booth that's empty. That is, until a very happy, bouncy, and decidedly naked May appears.

"Hey Brendan!" she waves, her breasts bouncing every which way. I find it hard to focus on the rest.

"May!? What the hell are you doing here? And why are you-" I look down and see Brendan Jr. dangling there. "What the shit!?" I cover myself with my hands, looking around and seeing that no one else is in the arena. I then look to see May in front of me. She pulls my hands and grips my package. Tightly.

"I'm just here because I'm bored. Can't you let me have some fun?"

"I… I-uh…. what?" May smiles and leans in, lips puckered.

"GAH!" I shoot upright, almost banging my head against the bored looking face of the nurse. Panting, it takes a moment before it registers. "AH! What the hell are you doing here!?" I try backing up but she's got me pinned by the legs.

"Please stay quiet." she almost whispers. "You're not the only one here." I manage to calm my breathing.

"Okay. Okay. Why are you on top of me?" the nurse breaks her bored face and actually smiles.

"Well. I got a call a while back from the nurse in Oldale Town. She's my cousin." that explains the similar appearances. "And since you shirked her on what she asked for." May came in and embarrassed me to the point of leaving. "I figured I'd make it up by taking her place." I swallow.

"That's great." I say nervously. "Tell your cousin I'm sorry for shirking her but I'm not in the- ack!" the nurse pushed my down by the neck.

"First of all, let's introduce ourselves. I'm Adriana. And you're Brendan. Now that we've got that out of the way" Adriana backed up, her white thigh-high covered legs slid across the sheets. The top of her nurse dress was lowered due to gravity, showing me a balcony I could do an opera off of. I lay back and sighed.

I'll just let her do her thing. I mean, it was nice with Roxanne so this should be ni-ICE! I looked down to see Adriana had pulled out my erection and had it pinned down, her fingernail digging into a spot just below the head. Holy shit it felt good.

"All right, pretty good so far." the pink-haired nurse leaned down and seemed to be inspecting it. However, she then took a long lick along the shaft. I let out a surprised "NiiiAH!" as she did. She continued to take licks along it for a good couple minutes before stopping and licking her lips.

"Well, that was fun." I muttered. However, I tensed up then relaxed as I felt a warm feeling going up and down my length. I propped my head up to see the good nurse moving her head slowly up and down with her eyes closed as she, I'm guessing, enjoyed it. I lay back and let Adriana do her work. And let me tell you, it was good work indeed. However, she soon stopped moving. I wasn't able to ask since she made me gasp as her tongue pressed against and licked that little tender spot. I gripped the bed tightly. I felt myself getting really close. Her tongue just keeps prodding and licking and prodding and licking….

"Okay, that was indeed fun." I hear her. I almost ask what she enjoyed but then she appeared, face-to-face with me. "Now it's time to get to the real fun." Adriana licked her lips once more, but looked a lot more seductive. She sat up, unbuttoning somethings until she let her top float down, revealing breasts that could stop a car accident. Or cause one. Either way I suppose.

"Holy Arceus…." was all I could manage before she lifted her frilly skirt to show a simply pair of light pink panties. With a small damp spot. Adriana smiled, making her, dare I say, more sensual.

"I think I can forgive you for shirking my cousin. She's self-entitled anyway. I'm taking this one for myself." Adriana slid her panties down to show that she had a nicely trimmed pink carpet. It was a small triangle pointing down, as if to say "Entrance Here". Leaning forward and using me for balance, Adriana lowered herself onto me.

All right. She's had sex before, most certainly. So this won't be as tight as- it wasn't as tight as Roxanne. It was tighter. I sweet merciful Arceus, that's a tight fit. I looked at Adriana's face, which had a mix of surprise and pleasure on it.

"I…. I must say this wasn't what I expected." she whispered. However, she continued to lower herself, her face showing more and more pleasure the more I filled her up. Soon, it was finished. I was completely inside her. It was such a tight fit that I was brought within the smallest possible margin of cumming. However, Adriana just smiled. "And now the second time begins."

"This is only your second time?" I manage. I feel my face turn a bit red. I don't even know what number I was to Roxanne. Adriana nodded.

"The first time was a while ago. So you're number 2. And so far much more enjoyable." Adriana then started lifting and lowering her waist slowly, allowing us to adjust. Soon, however, she was wet enough to go a bit faster. And then a bit faster. She was incredibly warm on the inside, almost scorching me. However, it was great. She slowly rode me as her breasts bounced. I decided they were lonely enough and grabbed them, eliciting a moan from Adriana.

"I think I'll have some fun too." I say, tightly groping her breasts. I play with them, squeeze them, and enjoy them. Then I notice her nipples seem criminally ignored. Gripping her left breast, I pinched its nipple, twisting it lightly in my fingers, making Adriana bite her lip with moans escaping them. Meanwhile, I lean up and lick her right nipple, making her close her eyes. She sped her hips up as they went up and down. She even moved them back and forth a bit, making her oh so enjoyable. It was almost better than Roxanne. She had loosened a bit around my erection, but it was still a tight fit that seemed to get a bit tighter now.

I kept up the assault on her breasts, alternating licking and pinching her sensitive nipples. This made her speed up quite a bit over time as her hot insides enclosed themselves around my, every rise and fall making them contract until…

"AH!" Adirana let that out before leaning forward and biting my shoulder really fucking hard.

"Ow!" I let out as I felt her lower body convulse. She was shaking hard, especially inside. This went on, her bite getting more hurtful by the second, until the shaking stopped and she went limp. Her teeth released my shoulder as she panted, exhausted. "Um." I swallowed, holding my climax in as much as possible. "I'm about to cum so….." Adriana raised her upper body and hips, releasing my member from her searing hot grip. Just as it exited, that was it. I shot white bursts of cum up, hitting her just above her quivering slit. I gritted my teeth and the bed for a few seconds until it was over. Adriana smiled at me as my cum dripped down and landed on me.

"That. Was. So. Much. Fun." she panted. She leaned in and kissed me on the cheek. "And consider all this a good luck from me against Brawly." I smiled and nodded. Adriana put her panties back and stood beside the bed. "I'd suggest a shower tomorrow morning. I'll take one now." she walked to the door.

"Wait." she stopped. "Why me?" Adriana chuckled and turned back to me.

"Your door was unlocked and I felt like having some fun." I couldn't argue with that. Adriana giggled and left. I pulled a tissue from my bag and wiped the cum off and threw it in the garbage. Then I pulled up my pants, and promptly fell asleep, noting that I'd only slept for about an hour before my fun with Nurse Adriana.

Yeah, I think a good luck giving like that makes me destined to win against Brawly.

A/N: YES! I'm fucking with the game continuity a bit. The only REAL change is making Emerald take place at the same time as Gen II and it's remakes. Speaking of that, you'll notice that Krys is the female protagonist from Crystal. I figured that I'd include her since I ship Lyra and Silver. Sue me. And it's not Nurse Joy this time but Nurse Adriana. I figured different names since, well, I like the name. Yeah. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this sex-filled chapter of Emerald Shades. See you all next time!