Chapter 2: Wasted!
Chapter Text
1st POV
It was a nice day to go outside and touch grass. Why? Because I had work for past couple of days, been inside the house most of my time and It's almost fall so imma enjoy this warm weather.
[Time skip]
🎶It's beautiful day to walk down the road. And if stop singing, I won't explode!🎶
Random Guy:*head nod*...
Me:*head nod*...
🎶I got little birdy legs, birdy legs, birdy legs! I got little-🎶
*Truck horn*
Me: Wha?
Truck-Kun:*heading towards me* BEEP! BEEP! IT'S ISEKAI TIME BITCH!
Well shit. I hope my family sue the fuck out the driver or company.
Me:*gets run overed*
Random Guy:*shocked*😨 Holy shit! *Dials 911*
Welp. I get see my ancestors, grandparents, and great grandparents.
*Bright white light*
Heaven here I-well my soul, but oh well.
*Light dims and shows a forest*
What the?
[In a forest]
Where am I? Wait? Is this heaven? But where are my ancestors? Where the angels? And why is there a body on the ground?...WAIT A MINUTE?! WHY IS THERE A BODY ON THE GROUND?!
Hello? Hol up? My voice? Am I just a thought? Or...? Hey, that guy's outfit looks familiar. It almost looks like my...*zooms in* My GTA online character. Maybe I'm his overseer or something. *chuckles* Or maybe I can control him like in the game. Yeah, maybe something like.
Chris-35-7:*gets up*...
...
Ho. Ly. Shitbuckets. I. I CAN control him! Cool! So that means I'm-wait this will be hard actually. As of right now I'm probably just a soul floating as his 3rd person camera view. I can always switch to 1st person, buuuuuut I wanna see my surroundings. Like those 10 red dots on the minimap indicating people or somethings is about to-oh crap.
Chris-35-7:*looks back*...?
Beowolfs:*murderous intent*!
Oh...Okay I know what world I'm in. And there are 10 of them and one of him...I'm sorry homie. I'm trying to figure out the controls.
Chris-35-7:*gets mauled by beowolfs*...
*WASTED*
I know don't rub it in.
5hr Later.
OKAY! I got all the controls. Down to even pulling out a gun! Which I used on the unfortunate Beowolfs! By that I mean pulling out a pipe bomb and dropping it when they lunged at me for the 68 time...Oh dammit! I should have let mauled at my character one more time to make 69! Then he'll have something to beg about.
Oh right. My character's a mute. Ah well! He'd be great friends with Neo! Now which volume I'm in? Hmmmmmmmmm. Let's head to Vale 1st. If it looks destroyed and abandoned, it's after volume 3. If not, it's probably volume 1. Seeing as I don't see any Atlas or other ships flying. Means it's not volume 2-3.
Alright which vehicle imma using?
[Looking at iFurit phone]
...This one! The Toreador!
Now let's refill on ammo with the interaction menu.
*Looking at the MC & SecuroServ*Should I? Nah. I wanna have some fun.
Chris-35-7:*gets in Toreador and hits the boosts button*...
Alright Remnant. Let's see if you can manage me! GTA Motherf-
Chris-35-7:*runs over Ursa*...
Sorry, not sorry!