A/N: Yo you all got me back for another round. So dudes I've got three big announcements I want to make so don't skip ahead after the reviews cause this involves two current stories. And the next story I will write.

Guest: Thanks dude and you'll have see a nice twist in this chapter too.

He23t: Yes he does but you'll be pretty surprised at things in this chapter.

Special announcement do not skip ahead this is related to Barts Return and Freddy's Unhappy after. So both of these stories have been my long-standing stories. And well it's time for them to end dudes. Barts Return will be ending at chapter 40 and Freddy will be ending at chapter 42. I know it sucks dudes but I have so many ideas I want to post them. But I don't want to get worn down from the fun. So today I'll be putting up a poll. You know how I write and the type of stories I like to write. The poll with have future story that you all will help me pick which one you want to see next. You know what lets make it the next two stories you want to see next. I have a good few ideas that having been sitting around. So the top two stories picked will be the fics I post in three to four months time. So dudes hope this isn't too much of a bummer. And don't worry there will be sequels added to the picks too.

Lets listen in on how wild our Witchers life is getting.

Unknown location unknown POV

Stretching out from my bed it's yet another warm and sunny day in OOO. Another day as a princess in waiting for a guy to prove he's worthy of being my prince or my suitor. And yet another month finding out that no one has proven themself worthy.

Getting up from my sheets I smile as my syrup handmaid knocks on my door. Even though she's already half way past the doorframe. She's always a nice smile to see in the morning.

My handmaid Grugru smiles saying "Princess I'm happy to see you awake without my aid today. Just a reminder later this month will be a meeting with the other royal houses and families."

I smile to say, "I know I can't wait to meet with all of the other princess. This year has been well lacking in any prince candidates. And I know a few of the others have been getting pretty rowdy about it.

"I hope Billy the hero has found or has taught some worthy to pass the trails."

Grugru nods giving a soft smile saying "Oh I know dear. It's not like before back when each odd kingdom had a prince or several worthy warriors that would pass the trails.

"And with only Billy proving to be worthy after the time of your mother and some of the old queens. I worry too that soon several traditions for the kingdoms of OOO will be in trouble."

I nod to say, "I'm worried but Billy will find a worthy prince for the trails. Heck after bedding so many former royals he too was made a royal. So if needed he can pick a worthy successor and they can do what he did hopefully."

Grugru blushes to giggle saying "Dear child a princess mustn't talk like that. You know the gossip is too hot right now.

"But I must say I do hope you find a nice prince for yourself. I'd dread to hear that another must go through what Billy did in the time before your mother.

"Sure he bedded a great deal of princesses in waiting when he was younger. But he could never be a father figure to them due to him not being a royal at the time. It was only after sometime had passed that the queens agreed to he give him his title."

I look down to add "And by then my mother was already too old for him to nurture like a daughter. And Billy the Wandering prince was crowned..."

Grugru walks over patting my shoulder to reassure me saying "But keep your head up every day the sun shines like this is a good day. Now then lets get you out of your jammies and into your royal dress.

"As princess of the breakfast kingdom you must be posed and smile every shiny day."

(Look up Breakfast princess by artist Fangurley. Remember all artist art is NSFW so happy looking!")

Nodding I quickly slip out of my nightgown and step into the shower. Turning on the facet the mild slippery juice rains down onto me.

As I scrub myself I hear sharp heels enter the bathroom. I groan to pull the curtain to the side slightly. Sitting on my sinks countertop is Maja the sky witch. Years ago the heroes of OOO fought evils of all kind across the lands.

But soon said evildoers didn't do evil to control people or take over other kingdoms. Some did it for money, cause they were bored, or cause they were lonely.

So OOO's leaders had to create an evil slash good system in place to sort things out.

If you fall into the lines of chaotic evil, good, or neutral you're needed to be watched closely. But if you're too chaotic then you're as good as dead cause everyone knows everyone in those alignments have a bounty of kill without hesitation.

But Maja and everyone under Lady Hazel ruler of evil over the NightOsphere is either lawful or neutral evil.

(Look up 'long hair don't care' by artist PrincessCallyie for a SFW sexy Maja. That isn't anything sexy up for Maja surprisingly.)

And like most witches or wizards magic has either made them hyperactive. Or just so depressed that they act almost impulsively weird. Angel queen has managed to create a help program for the more sexually sad Wizzes.

She even uses the program herself cause well she's in her mid thirties and is pretty lonely in her kingdom.

Maja is often impulsive and mysterious in her actions much like the Ice queen. But IQ is mostly lonely, heck I'd be too if I'd reach my mids and still hadn't received any kind of advances.

Maja says, "Sup sugar cakes heard you've been asking around for some soft powder from wizzes. Came to ask why?"

I sigh to answer while keeping my body hidden "I wanted to make a super sugary upside down cake for princess Cake's birthday next week."

Maja shocked says, "Whoa kitty has her b-day coming next week. Oh shoot Sammy ain't going to like that she wasn't invited. Girls going to freak out big time."

I sigh to say, "Marceline is in charge of handing out invites. She was supposed to talk with Bonnibel about it last week. Don't know how far they got before..."

Maja blow a raspberry saying "You mean if and when Marcy brought up their past fling. I mean come on everyone knows about every princess that slept with another princess.

"But you and like two others are the only ones that haven't caved yet. And believe me its pretty attractive. How's about you let me peek under the hood a little?"

I blush as Maja strokes her exposed leg through the split in her dress. All the while she's licking her lips.

I clear my throat to say "Look Maja do you have the powder or don't you?"

Maja groans saying "It's no fun when you don't tease back. But yes I have it gave it to your maid. But still girl you should think about having a least one fling or two before settling down when a prince comes knocking.

"I mean between you and your sister Frozen Yogurt a prince will feel really lucky getting you both."

(Look up artist Cubbychambers NFSW art for Frozen Yogurt princess. They are all pretty sexy.)

I blush to say "My sister doesn't want to focus on a prince until he proves himself in the trails. Plus she's fourteen she's four years too young to even..."

Maja shrugs to say "Well good luck with that. And girl you know age doesn't matter a guy can wait. Or give the princess a nice eat out if she returns the favor.

"Plus last I heard Billy boy just checked the last part of the NightO and didn't find a good enough guy. My advice start holding additions for a donor cause it'll be your best bet."

With the Maja rushing forward giving me a kiss to the cheek and flies magic style out the bathroom door.

Sighing I get back to my shower hoping that Billy will find at least one candidate soon. If we princesses had to select a donor it means that various men from the kingdom must complete a selected challenge.

Once the challenge is meet the donor will fill a cup and a doctor will inseminate the princess. For said donor to know it's his seed he must be present to watch.

No romantics, no kissing, no dates, no hugs of affections, no love... just a plastic phallus sending sperm into the princess.

I think 'Please my prince please come to the land before the years end.'

OOO unknown POV

I exhale sliding the thin dildo in an out of myself. Biting my lip I huff imagining that the rogue of my dreams is fucking me right now. Damn I really wish I didn't have to follow the 'No sleeping with guys unless they're a prince rule.'

Sucks to no end but at least I get to do whatever I want. Sighing I finally get the dildo to press against the right spot. Now I can really get wild.

I try to get into my grove while tuning out the sound of someone knocking at my bedroom door.

Really getting into shoving the dildo into my pussy I thumb my clit. Adding a nice edge as I add more juice to the growing wet spot on my bed. Lifting my ass up I angle the dildo a bit more.

After two minutes of losing focus because of the damn knocking at my door. I get up and plan to throttle the person on the other side. Flinging the door to one side I grab the goblin servant I see. I growl as I raise him to my eye level while his feet dangling off the ground.

I hiss in his face "You better have a good reason for disturbing me while I want to get off? Or do you want a trip to the executioners block?"

The shaking goblin too fearful to comment on me just wearing a bra and nothing else gulps loudly.

He says "Sorry my princess of many great thieves. But the Water princess has arrived to talk with you. And Doctor princess called to remind you that tomorrow you have a to attend you yearly checkup."

I huff dropping him from my grip. As he shakes in fear I look down to him saying "Tell Water princess I'll be down to speak to her in a few minutes. No beat it you ruined my grove."

The goblin nods thanking me for sparing his life.

Throwing the dildo onto my bed I go into my bathroom to wipe my pussy. I groan feeling my pulsating lower lips to say "Fuck I hope that goody-goody Billy finds a prince already.

"I'm getting tired of this whole lady in waiting deal. Fuck I might just give my title to some other chick so I can get laid."

I turn as a voice says, "Sorry girl the other royal ladies won't let you. I mean Marcy tried and so did I so take it from me. It won't work plus then people will think you're a slut who can't keep herself composed for long."

I turn to smirk at Water princess better know as Carrie. Walking over I kiss her on the lips and rub my hands all over her teardrop shape ass. She does the same to me taking great care of petting my denied lower lips.

(Look up Bandit princess artist Somescrub yes that is his name he's on rule 34. Water princess has the same body type just a smaller and tighter ass in comparison.)

Carrie says "Frisky today huh sorry for messing up the mood you had going. I could help you finish if you'd like."

I shake her off to walk over to my mirror saying, "I do love a good bad princess on bad princess bed fun. But lets save that for later. You don't just pop up without a heads up girl.

"And for the record I've fucked nearly every princess besides the Breakfast sisters and Lizard princess. So I don't care if I'm called a slut at least I have good taste in who I take to bed. So tell me what's got you going around talking girl?"

Carrie sits on my head saying "Word is spreading that Cake had some new guests in her kingdom. Real mysterious bunch and get this they were armed heavily.

"One bunny girl says that the leader of the group had some futuristic looking armor. The type of armor that Bubblegum and her mom would kill to have. Or drool all over just looking at.

"But dig this a mugger tried to rush the smallest one in the group. Thinking if he held the smallest hostage the others would hand over their goods.

"But another of the group pulled a small weapon from his hip and blasted the cats arm. The cats arm went flying off his body in an small explosive mess.

"And the wound was burned shut from what I heard. Cake's guard escorted them to her tree palace and they talked for at least two hours.

"Cake hasn't told anyone what they talked about. But she asked them a favor in return for what they want. Still it gets even more creepy they vanished like minutes after they left her kingdom."

I rub my chin to ask "You think it's a new kingdom with like advanced tech that's finally making contact?"

Carrie answers, "Don't know but Cake did say she teased the guy with the gold mask. He's the one that shot off the cats arm. Cake says he's got a dreamy voice as well as having fast reflexes.

"Plus his mask has no face on it from the snap shots a few of her people took. Here have a look everyone in her kingdom is spreading the word now."

Looking over the four-person group. Their armor and weapons scream high tech and tech mind you is normally Bubblegum and Phoebe's family territories.

Some times Simones but her tech is often for making cold stuff. Or messing with wiz kinds of stuff.

So for these guys to walk around not caring about the area or whose alignment they're talking with. Is pretty ballsy if you ask me.

I say, "Well lets hope where ever these tough baskets came from there are more of them. Cause it means Billy will finally find a good prince or some hero.

"And I can finally feel a real dick in me when I wake up in the morning."

Carrie nods to say, "I feel you girl. Sure Marcy can shape shift in make those tendrils but its not the same they still feels fake. But Glob does she know how to work a strap on hmm."

I stand to say "Well I better still get dressed I'm pretty sure I can still rob that train of silver passing by Jungle princesses kingdom. And hopefully this time I can make off with more then just one sack of silver."

Carrie slaps my ass to ask "Girl when do you take a break from stealing?"

I rub my ass causally to say, "I'll stop stealing for a fucking month once I get a prince to rail me. But until them I plan to steal and masturbate all day every day."

OOO Unknown POV

Walking the cold halls of my kingdom I ask myself why must my kingdom be ice? Why must I be a queen of nothing but endless cold? WHY MUST I BE SO LONELY?!

Looking out my window down onto the small village of polar bears, penguins, snow golems, and snow leopards is wonderful. But they don't talk they are smart but they aren't Anthro.

Unlike Cake's kingdom of Anthro or talking animals my village of peeps are just animals.

None can properly hold weapons except for Gertrud and a few of the penguins. Little things bless them even though they maybe troublemakers they can put up a funny fight.

But still none of my loyal peeps can court me or comfort me as others could from the other kingdoms. When will my prince come to me?

Hearing a knock at my door I walk down my spiral steps into my throne room. Waving my hand I slide the ice doors to the side to see the hooded face of Billy.

I say "Billy good news I hope comes with you. I grow tired of not having a suitor. And being left so alone in my work of ice and magic."

Billy bows to say "I do bring some good news Ice Queen a group of ice based beings called the Snow beetles have emerged from the crystal dimension. They ask if you'd allow them to relocate to your kingdom. As well as swear loyalty to you."

I nod to say "Finally a group of warriors and people to properly make me feel like a queen. I thank you Billy for finally giving my family this long promised gift.

"But I must also ask how goes your hunt for worthy suitors?"

Billy shakes his head to say, "I must apologize Ice queen for once more I must look elsewhere for a suitor."

(Damn I crossed between the Ice queen art drawn by Gray Impact or Thehumancopier. Let me know what you guys like better in the comments.)

I growl to stand from my throne saying, "Then Billy you must break these bonds to us royal ladies. For too long have I waited you've had nearly three years for the latest princess.

"And unlike them I have been in waiting for over three decades. I grow tired of not feeling a prince to hold Billy the hero!

"You have either by the end of the year to find a suitor for me. Or release the royal bond so I may have a pick of who will be at my side."

Billy says "Please calm yourself IQ I just need..."

I shout, "No more excuses or stalling BILLY! You have plenty of time yet I remain alone in my cold kingdom until now. Much like so many others who have ruled over these mountains of ice.

"Either find me a prince or release me Billy. Or you will regret crossing my family with lies!" I ignite my hands showing him how close I am to throwing a spell at his face.

Billy nods excusing himself from my sight. With Billy gone I return to my study and research room. So much of my families history and work with ice is housed here. But like so many in my family we are left alone and single in these cold mountains.

I whisper to the cold room "I will feel your warmth my prince. And no one will stand in my way if you don't come to me."

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