A/N: Yo you all got me back for another round. Surprise dudes like I said today I'm posting the newest story as voted in the poll I set up months ago. Also today marks the end of my American Dad story. So big thanks to everyone especially Lexboss for all the love to that story. Today I'm updating these select stories based on reviews and the amount of traffic each story gets. I really wish a few of you would leave a review instead of just simply reading the story. Even if you type a sentence it lets me know how you dudes feel about the stories. But still dudes thanks and hope you like this holiday treat. But also you won't see me until February. I heading back to my home village for some rest and time off. But any commissions offers I get will be update on my Archiveofourown account so don't worry about that. Still lets go onto the reviews.
He23t: Oh don't worry dude you see plenty with how wild this chapter gets!
Lets listen in on how wild our Witchers life is getting.
OOO Finn's POV
Billy managed to talk queen Cake out of wanting the sword. But she still wants a magic item of some kind. So Billy plans to follow some rumors queen Cake hinted at.
I agreed to look in dungeons if that is what she wanted me to do. But queen Cake told me there was no rush for now. And that she'd up hold our deal if I did something else.
And so now I must find a way to dress formal as well as practical. Due to having agreed to take the queen around her city for a night of fun. After asking Billy he tells me I'm taking the queen out on a date.
Excusing myself I find a place away from Billy and anyone else to call Elder Riglion. After a minute she answers as her voice link appears in my mask asking "Finn what's wrong?"
I answer "Elder I'm in a bind not dangerous or life threatening to say. I just don't know how to handle the situation presented to me. I'm calling for you guidance."
Alan and one of the flight crewmembers soon join elder Riglion in my call. Alan says "Mertens why are you calling? Are you in trouble already?" I answer "No I well I obtained the sword that queen Cake wanted with the help of the hero Billy.
"However the sword is cursed and now its bond to me until I die. Queen Cake says she'll send me out for another item. But for the deal to remain and for her to remain calm she wishes for me to take her on a... a date."
Alan starts to laugh while the crewmember asks, "That's all?"
Elder Riglion tells Alan to stop and the Elder says "Finn have you ever been on a date?"
My silence makes Alan laugh once again as I confirm that I haven't. Elder Riglion once more silences Alan to ask, "Did she ask for how you should dress?"
Telling elder Riglion what queen Cake said needing to dress practically. But also to be ready if I needed to fight to which I can't honestly understand. Stating my light armor would be fine in such a situation.
Elder Riglion sighs to say "Well Finn find a tailor shop in queen Cake's city. And see just how many of your weapons you can conceal on your person. But remember you must make sure to maintain the queens happiness during your date."
I ask "Ma'am as I said I don't well I don't know what I should do. I..."
Elder Riglion cuts me off saying "Finn think of this as an investigation where you have to always talk.
"I know talking and being social isn't what you're use to but you must improve now. Queen Cake is one of the only rules that have a large enough kingdom that us mining won't be a problem.
"Now remember be calm try to talk more and don't talk about fighting on the date. Try to talk her into giving you information about OOO. The more we know the better."
I nod to walk from the silent hallway of the queens castle and into the city. Walking for at least an hour I find a tailor shop by its hanging sign. Walking in an anthro horseman welcomes me.
I ask "Sir do you do custom outfits?"
He nods saying "Yes I do stranger I can make just about anything that is fashionable and user favorable. So what do you need? By how you dress I take it you'll need something strong and tough yes?"
Asking for a paper I draw to the best I can the formal wear of my people. The horseman looks over my drawing to say, "Dear me stranger these designs are wonderful.
"So unlike the vest and short pants waiters and butlers wear now. I must say the sleek design and style has to be pure genius. How did you come up with this design?"
I answer, "I watched some old documentaries and saw people wearing them. I also need to ask if you pre say can keep quiet about how I look under my armor. So can you make this for me?"
The horseman says yes and I tell him my measurements while he takes added measurements of my limbs. This requiring me to remove pieces of my armor and clothes.
After three hours of waiting he gives me the suite and I pay him with a gold bar. I see his shock and he asks if I require any more clothes. I simply tell him it is a gesture of good business. With a broad ear to ear smile he gives me multiply bows and thanks.
I return to the guest quarters queen Cake allowed for Billy and me. Billy however had left apparently to complete a task he was asked of by another kingdom.
Exhaling I change out of my armor. With only the body glove still on I pull on the dress ware.
(Ok remember when Finn wore a suite and fox mask. Well same thing just the mask covers his whole face. And the back is a scarf like hood, which is white. Also the mask is white too with gold flakes. And the suit has a blue to light blue color scheme. With bright yellow cuffs at the ends of his pants and jacket as well as along the outline of his jacket.)
Fully dressed I leave the room but not before I bar off and conceal my armor and equipment within a wardrobe. Doing one last check of my clothes I pat down my neck ruffles. As well as making sure my cufflinks are on right.
Satisfied with my work I strap my gorgon revolver against my inner jackets holster. As well as test grip demon sword hanging from the scabbard on my waist.
Leaving the room I find a maid asking her where I could find queen Cake.
Following the maid steps she tells me to wait to which I must admit. I haven't felt this uneasy since I meet the First Elder all those years ago.
Soon I hear queen Cake's footsteps to which she announces, "Tada pretty isn't it. You should consider yourself lucky Gold not anyone gets to take a royal out on a date. But this is a special request so I splurged a little on myself. As well as where we'll be going tonight."
(Dudes I found this artist Wappah by complete random but their work is awesome. Use this link /s/8a51a2e5db/1320941-45 to see the body type Cake is rocking. Also not many solo sexy fan art of Cake for some reason."
I nod to say, "Forgive my uneasiness queen Cake I'm not use to dating... Or social matters of well of personal socialization. But please excuse me if my behavior is off I will try to maintain the mood for you."
Queen Cake walks over very lightly to take my arm with hers saying, "Don't worry sugar I'll go easy on you. Just try to not to be such as stiff and relax. Maybe you can see me in a different light later if you'd like."
For some reason I feel a mild sliver of fear creep into me. Why did feeling her whisper into where my ear is cause me to shiver? It has to be due to me not letting anyone speak so close to my ear.
I nod as her grip to my arm remains and we travel by carriage to our destination.
Getting out first I then assist queen Cake out. As we walk many around us start to whisper but its pointless I can here their words. Which add to my uneasiness about this agreement.
Some calling me a suitor or donor for the queen's heir. I feel my face growing hot with uneasy at the ideas. Some even whisper that the queen is tired of waiting and will break the virginity law.
Queen Cake says "Relax Gold don't let what they say affect tonight. Gossip is gossip and if it doesn't come with proper evidence then its just jealousy talking."
Hearing a door be pulled open we walk in. And are quickly escorted by a waiter, I'm assuming, to a private table. Private being that we took some stairs and I can feel the level difference.
Queen Cake sits first with my assistance to say, "I do love the decor of this restaurant. The teal and silver marble brings up the dreamy mood. What do you think of it Gold?"
I sigh to say "Queen Cake I must admit something to you. I well I can't see the world as you do. Without my armor to aid my vision better I see the world through vibrations and sounds normally."
Queen Cake head movement tells me of her surprise as she asks, "Gold are you blind like really unable to see me or anyone?"
I nod slowly however asking her not to tell anyone. Queen Cake soon starts to wave her hand near my face to which I ask her to stop.
Queen Cake says, "Damn honey that's rough but wait how do you see most of the time? Let alone be able to fight so well?"
I explain, "As I just said without my armor I usually navigate through sounds, vibrations, and smells. As well as feeling the different pressure changes with my hands.
"It makes it very easy for me to tell when someone is lying too."
Queen Cake hums to rest her head on her hand to say, "You can tell when someone lies... how good are you?"
I answer "A women know for stealing for years faced harsh punishment after she was caught in my homeland.
"She tried to lie as she did with the police force of my homeland. But I uncovered her lie by stating the shifts in her blood pressure and her body language. You see even the best liars can't fully control their body language. Even trained the body gives off a small sent as well as a chemical different to ones blood.
"And being trained to notice the body language, smell, and sounds created by every day people. It's not uncommon for me to weed out liars."
Queen Cake hums to ask, "Well if you don't mind I'd like to test it. Ok so I have a friend who can change her hair into tentacles.
"She's used these tentacles to pleasure myself and a good number of the other princess and queens in waiting.
"However she hasn't told anyone but me that she has sleep with someone. This someone was a sweetheart and he loved her very much. But to avoid be caught he rain away and is in hiding. So Gold care to tell me what I just lied about?"
I say "The tentacle half as true but you lied about the love. Your friend hated the someone you spoke off.
"From the shift in your blood pressure you also lied that he was a sweetheart he... no doubt he hurt you friend. And is in hiding to avoid dying by her hands.
"And the way you are exhaling to keep your face from showing you disgusted you are reminded of what he did. He must have a death sentence to everyone that knows your friend."
Queen Cake huffs to lean back. Queen Cake say softly "Ash his name is Ash. He's scum to the highest degree... (I shift a little surprise to hear queen Cake growl) He tried to rape Marceline after he failed the trails you took.
"He failed on the first task and tried to sweet talk his way into Marcy's bed. He got as far as sticking his tip against Marcys ass as they struggled in her room. Marcy used her powers to clamp down to nearly squeeze his tip like a pimple.
"When that failed he tried to remove her memory so he could kidnap her. But a few guards as well as her moms trusted enforcer broke into the room. Ashole got away and now every kingdom has a wanted post out for him.
"It's been three years since he was last seen."
I say, "I must apologize for such a disgrace of a man. I heard but haven't seen domestic issues such as that before.
"I hate the idea of a man or woman hurting another or their so called beloved because of issues they have. But some people are too confrontation for their own good. And sometimes things spiral in ways we can see. But after meeting the vampire queen such an experience may have shaped her for the better. She is strong and very hands on in certain ways."
Queen Cake takes a moment of silence even as we order our food. She then says, "I wonder Gold what you look like without that mask on? Better yet I wonder what you look like naked?"
I stop in my thoughts to say, "Please queen Cake my identity must remain hidden. For the protection of my people please understand this."
Queen Cake nods as we continue the night. Soon after our meal we walk out into a large open park within her city. In the park queen Cake pulls me to a small pound.
Queen Cake says "Ever wonder what is beyond the stars Gold?" I follow next to her to say, "The thinkers of my homeland say each star is distant sun. Each forming a cluster of worlds all there own.
"Some think differently but I think each star is a passage to another world all there own. But that is just an idea."
Queen Cake hums to gasp saying "Oh shot tonight's dance at Big Ranchi hip club. I want to go but to many dudes will try and hit on me."
I say, "Why not hide your face queen Cake? No disrespect but you must have means of being in public without wanting people to notice."
Queen Cake turns to say, "In fact I do have a nice way to do that honey. Marcy isn't the only one who can shape shift. But I can't alter my form to the same degree as her. I can only mold my form into certain ways."
With that I can hear queen Cark begin to shirt her form. To what I can't fully tell.
Third person's POV
Walking with their arms linked once more is queen Cake and Finn. But the queen has taken the face of a panther. While also wearing a silver wig to hide half her face.
Queen Cake wearing her tight red dress can feel the eyes on her as she and Finn walk in. Finn groans as he says, "Queen Cake this place is truly loud."
Cake can feel the music's base making her own ears shake a little. But she didn't think that Finns hearing would be more sensitive that her own. Sending a quick text to the DJ he manages to lower the music a few decimals.
The crowd none the wiser due to the DJ still playing nice music. As the music continues the pair sit down on a pair of stools to one side.
As Finn feels the dancing and music he has to admit he didn't think dancing could look so provocative. But then again his people had created many such dances that were similar to the ones currently being performed.
Cake asks, "So Gold ever danced before?" Finn answers, "Actually I'm one of few in my homeland who can actually dance. My people don't have formal dancing. But the young do have parties. They just prefer to jump around or bump into one another.
"Or they stomp and pump their fist to the music. I don't know most of how the girls dance. But they would sway their hips to the music or shake to the beat."
Cake is left puzzled once more. Finn makes it sound as if his homeland has little fun even when young. But she does know that he doesn't socialize so as he said he doesn't full know how the young have parties.
Cake smirks to say, "If you can dance then show me." Finn thinks 'I don't wish to dance in to such music though.' Finn asks Cake for a moment to walk off.
Cake wondering what he could be up to. Ordering a drink Cake waits wondering if the newest hero ditched her. Her thoughts now swimming of the idea that she pushed her questions too much.
But however the music changes. Instead of it being loud and ravy. The music is slow rhythmic even. (Song by Diana Krall Temptation.)
Soon a spotlight drops and Finn walks with smooth striders right up to Cake. To the beat of the music he stops and flicks his hand out to her. Inviting her to dance with him.
Cake slowly reaches out her hand and Finn pulls her to her feet. The two now in the spotlight walk to the center of the room. But Finn with his mask on kisses Cakes hand.
Cake giggles as the two stop to face on another. Finn places his hand to her neck to begin slowly making the two circle one another. Cake shivers at Finns fingers gently squeezing her fur.
Cake doesn't know how but Finns hands almost command her. With each soft and sexual touch she would fell. Orders her in a different way. And Finn taking the lead the whole dance.
Finn thinks 'I hope dancing the Rumba will keep queen Cake pleased. It is the most sexual dance I know. But I don't want the queen to think I'm being to forward either.'
In a spin Cake presses her back to Finn. And he slowly slides his hands up from her thigh to her ribs. Taking her hands in his Finn twirls Cake to take a step towards her. Dipping her backwards to drop forward a little the two dances face become intimately close.
Dipping himself backwards Cake smiles as he quickly brings her back up to face him. Spinning Cake away from him Finn watches her stop. To then smoothly stride his way to her.
During his stride the crowd oohs as Finns smooth hip gyrations and short spin.
The rest of the crowd is left in awe only a few thinking to record the dancing pair. In another series of moves Finn manages to get Cake to do a semi splits while holding her hands.
Cake shivers as he pulls her to him in the returning motion. Cake can now feel his crotch to her stomach. And now she can't help but purr.
Twirls to semi twirls to then twirling her around him. Cake purrs liking someone take control of her. Her body demanding Finns hands squeeze her ass and tits instead of just gliding across her flanks and stomach. Deep down Cake wanted a strong leading man and now she knows Finn is just that man.
Finn placing his hands on her hip he doesn't know how sexual it feels to the female cat.
Cake gets right up close to Finn making sure as she dances to his chest. Her chest rubs against the chiseled chest that are hiding behind his clothes.
In one final sequence the music slows to end as Finn pulls the cat queen to him. Stopping as he holds her tight up his hands massaging her back as her chest presses against him. Cake pretty much basking in sexual excitement.
Cake wants nothing more then to kiss Finn. But she knows that it would be a deal breaker. He danced with her so she would be happy. So she'll respect his identity.
The crowd cheers making the pair pull away and walk off.
Away from anyone queen Cake asks, "Tell me Gold have you ever seen colors? Or have you always been blind?"
Finn tilts his head to her asking why does she wish to know? Queen Cake answers "I want to aid to the gossip about you. While teasing my fellow royals about at least something more in-depth about you. But I'll settle for surprising you instead."
In a quick move Cake wraps herself around Finn pushing them backwards slightly as she embraces him.
Taking hold of her by the waist to steady them. Cake starts to shift before purring loudly as Finn squeezes her hams. Before Finn could speak queen Cake tugs at his facemask cupping his cheek to place her lips gently to his own.
Feeling her soft lips to his Finn can't describe a sensation or feeling that could match this. This softness that is asking some part of him to make it last.
To just become lost and further enjoy the void of the explosive euphoria of their exchange.
Feeling Cake pull away Finn snaps too. Taking his hands back to quickly fix back his mask. Cake says, "Thanks for the date Gold. And I can tell the girls two things now. One that you have skin as creamy as pure beach sand.
"And that I took your first kiss. Oh and Gold you have wonderful hands they touched all the right buttons."
Finn looks at his hands wonder what she could mean by that? Finn knew of pressure points within the body but knows that her pressure points must be different then a humans.
Finn still trying to rationalize what he just felt asks "Queen Cake why do you wish to tease your fellow royals about dating me? I'm just a warrior and as you no doubt know I'm only doing as you ask for my people.
"What can you or they gain from you telling them anything about me?"
Cake turns her heart beating a little faster showing joy to as well as her blush. Playing with her fake hair a little Cake answers "Cause Gold you've made things around me a more fun.
"Plus me and the others we have to respect a man with principle... and must understanding that you're more then a man out for prestige."
Cake places a hand to Finns chest feeling the strap to his hidden weapon. Smiling softly Cake thinks 'And one that has a dangerous side that I like to see more of.' The two returns to her castle and with a respectful bow Finn turns in for the night.
Cake looks over the pictures she had one of her undercover stalkers take during their whole date night. She stops at the picture of Finn holding her when the music stopped.
Cake says, "I'll frame this one. And tease Marcy with these other two."
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