A/N: Yo you all got me back for another round. Dudes I'll be honest you know life sucks sometimes and I sure as heck know it sucks now. My job was pretty awesome when I started. But now I see that not all job places are as wonderful as they first appear. So yeah not going to force you all to agree but dudes life with work and hobbies just don't work sometimes. Still thanks if you guys waited this long and hope you all like the updates.

Lets listen in on how wild our Witchers life is getting.

OOO Alan's POV

By the divines is this boring. Sitting with the pilot and the maintenance chief playing cards for so many odd days is fucking pointless. Dropping my hand I groan to stand seeing yet again the maintenance chief beat us both.

Walking away I find Elder Riglion taking a holo-message. Elder Riglion says, "It's good you managed to retrieve the item she wanted without complications this time. However the first overseer is wondering if we should simply find a location and mine without all this favoring?"

Walking over Finn says "I don't believe that will be wise now Elder. The royals of OOO have a solid leadership over their people. Sure from what we bring they wouldn't fair well against us in small skirmishes. And from what I've studied in their guards as well as bounty hunters their skill levels are vastly limited.

"But each queen has a powerful magical gift that shouldn't be taken lightly. As well as the abilities of some with born powers. From my studies of each queen their princesses also have their traits. Some smaller in scales while others have the same if not greater."

Elder Riglion nods to me as she asks, "Which princesses do you consider to be the most dangerous Finn? As well as how likely are they to pose a threat if caused to fight?"

Finn says, "I've compiled my list on both the magical energy they have exposed. As well as the mana I felt on contact with them in small doses. Granted some of my scaling isn't fully accurate due to me not meeting them all in person.

"The first two are a tie but both have very dangerous mana pools and magical powers. And the two most likely to be our biggest threat if we fight OOO. The vampire queen Marceline and Flame princess are tied because of their differences in usage. As well as their current emotional states.

"The vampire queens shape shifting powers have no time limit as I've been told. And her control over reanimated skeletons and ghosts is something we have no documentation of at all.

"From what I gathered ghosts can phase through solid matter and even momentarily control a living host. Thus the vampire queen can control that person too. And rumor has it that her bite can turn someone into an eternal servant. As for her kingdom she has call over her mothers forces. And the demon queen has damned souls that she can throw at us in nearly endless waves."

Elder Riglion hums to say "She could very well prove a problem if we do use force. She alone could kill or capture a few workers or police and turn when they know against us. She could learn the in's and out's of the Frontier. And we wouldn't know until she has half and army within our space port."

I ask, "She has to have a weakness plus no way am I letting her take my mind."

Finn says "Her weaknesses are simple actually sunlight and silver. Those two things have been noted to harm all vampires even her. However her shape shifting powers in tandem with her demon and vampire powers have made doing so hard.

"Being able to take any form she wishes on a thought as well as what I found from her past. In combat she has been noted as being difficult to find a pattern on. One enemy thought beheading her would give them a chance to stab her with a silver stake.

"The vampire queen liquefied her body before the hit. To then run the enemy through by shifting her form to a spike creature. A side note for exploitation is her instability over her father. Merely mentioning him makes her pause and sulk."

I cross my arms and Elder Riglion says, "She could be a problem worse she could spell trouble for any untested personnel. Her powers grant her almost a practical form of invulnerability. To be able to evade enemies by faking harm to get them close and see what else they have. Truly a scary enemy to fight but go on."

Finn nods to continue but also telling us of the vampire queens ability to become invisible. Finn says, "Flame princess being the second at the top due to her natural element control over fire of any kind is troubling. From what I have gathered her flames where once more of a controlled blaze. In comparison now it's like a raging and constantly expanding wildfire.

"Her body has no limit whatever she burns adds to her control. And much like a fire can grow and expand with the more air around it. She has once be called a flame giant but no physical or visual documentation has been found as to why. But water and moister has been the most common weakness to the fire people.

"If not used long enough to keep them at bay they can spring back and be very tenacious. However on further study of the fire people I noticed that the longer they fight they risk straying. They need constant burnable energies to consume and add to themselves.

"Some fire elementals have more control while others don't, their bodies working like engines in short. Fast power and ready to go in bursts or long strides. But like any engine long strides take a lot of fuel and soon the engine stops without it."

Elder Riglion nods to say "And all her people can control fire too. Just imagine facing off a small serious of them in squad formations. They could ruin the soil before long and we'd be open to serious harm."

Finn agrees to go on saying "The ice queen is pretty much named for such. She controls all things ice. Anything she touches be it a small leaf of a large swatch of land can become a patch of frozen earth.

"Ice queen herself remains in her kingdom however three weeks ago an ice elemental named P. Saint Pim tried to dethrone her. But Ice queen won and rumors has it she's constantly being tortured by the frozen queen whenever she's angry. Ice queen isn't one for violence at the drop of a hat however.

"She often watches and bargains. Most of all she allows those to threaten her to make the first move. Often underestimating her to their down fall. Her tiara is the magical conduit but as of yet besides fighting her with explosives. I don't see any easy weakness or advantages to facing her."

I say "So she'd be last to fight and only if she gets something in return. It must mean she also has ties with few if not a certain kingdom. And if we pick the wrong one to mine she'll come to their aid. Knowing that kingdom will fight and provide her with something after."

Finn nods to say, "The next princesses are ranked third and fourth both for their allies and the power they hold. Angel princess and princess Bubblegum have limitations but because of their standings mostly.

"Angel princess has control over all the witches and wizards in OOO. Every legal magical user must answer to her and her mother. Both have access to the oldest and cherished magical texts. As well as a few magical items but like us they have a limit of how much magic they can use at once.

"As well as what kind of spells they can use from birth. But their potion and chemical skills with magic is something else. I'm sending an recipe for a potion that allows someone to see in inferred."

Seeing the chemicals and mappings in the recipe its strange how closely it could match something we would make. As well as how simple the ingredients are given how much is needed to make just a bottle.

Elder Riglion says "I agree Finn the magical users of OOO could match us. If not best use in a display of our magic against their numbers. After all they have users specializing in specific types or certain fields of magic. While we Witchers have stayed with the gifts of one to a clan."

I ask "Ok I get the angel girl and her kingdom can push us pretty hard. But why the Gum princess sure from what we've heard she's one of the few royals that has tech. So what makes her a shot for the top five Finn?"

Finn answers "Its her and her mothers skill of quickly reverse engineering items. As well as their candy based powers that are truly odd. Both queen and princess Bubblegum can create candy-based food or drink from their bodies. Apparently no wasteful body contains comes from them.

"Or their people one deviant I overheard said even their body odor and sweat is very pleasing. But rumor has it the queen has chemical warfare in her stockpile of weapons. No kingdom tests her because they know she can create counter measures to deal with any threat or whole kingdom in one strike."

Elder Riglion comments "Well they are made of candy but that shouldn't be the pin to look down on them. And the last thing we need is those two capturing an officer and having energy weapons added to this hidden stockpile. Continue I'm growing more worried about you remaining with this Billy hero..."

Finn adds, "The queen and princess of candy creating skills have been noted to also be dangerous. On one occasion the two created a candy powered blast resulting in a blast radius similar to a surface to air missile."

I say "Just with their candy based powers now that is something weird. And off putting if they can do that what else can they do with candy?"

Finn nods "Your question leads to my next fact. The two large giants that sit on their kingdoms wall are also to be noted under precaution. The two giant statues are sentient and attack on command from the two candy royals. It's been seen that the giants can create beams so powerful they have even harmed the vampire queen."

Remembering the massive pair of bubble blowing gumball machine statues. I look to the elder as she nods. If we had to fight the two candy leaders and their giants we'd be crushed. If not pushed very had in that kind of situation.

Finn says, "I've also noted the various other leaders that have their kingdoms focused on combat that will prove very troubling. Giant Valley. Warrior, Jungle, Water, and Lizard kingdom all have large or medium scale fighting capabilities.

"Lizard kingdom however working as support in combat situations. They use music to confuse and throw off their enemies. While some of their various warriors will use gorilla hit and run tactics to further enemy confusion. Also their bites can cause lethal levels of poisoning if not treated right. Water kingdom and their elementals need water to battle so we clearly can avoid bigger pockets or bodies of water on land."

Elder Riglion nods asking "Which kingdoms are more likely to remain out of conflict Finn? This list has me more and more concerned about where you are. And if it is wise to continue communication with these kingdoms."

Finn answers, "Breakfast, Mermaid Lake, Ring and Water kingdom are solid holders of the peace first kingdoms. The Grasslands also remain natural but queen Cake has been very closely connected to the vampire queen. They have never gotten into conflict and often retreat or ask for aid with the exchange trade they can provide."

Elder Riglions says "Finn what are you doing now and is that Billy character still with you?"

Finn says, "Waiting to see the Giant princess to tell her that we've obtained the apple she asked for. From here the only tasks left would be the Crystal eye and the family heirloom. I have my masked muted as I sit beside Billy the hero."

I say, "Which means it'll be a week before you're done? That's all we need more waiting around. But it's not like we have much choice now."

Finn says, "Not quite coming in two days will be a royal get together. Royals from all of OOO will gather for talks. Billy said that he and I would be attending. But this is also a chance you and Cities-men Mat to talk with all the royals.

"With what I've done already and queen Cake spreading word of our date. Some of the royals have taken notice. And from my mild interactions with the people around OOO. As well as my interactions with the various princesses and queens as of late. Has brought forth their own internal problems to my attention."

Elder Riglion asks and Finn explains that some princesses had suitors who either lied or tried to rape them. Explaining that Billy tests not only warriors but also suitors for the princesses.

And as Finn explains a good number of suitors for the current royals have either been assholes. Or lying scumbags that can't hold a candle in a real fight.

Elder Riglion says "That explains why queen Cake asked you on that date Finn. She wanted to be able to say she went on a real date and not have hardship after. This could be a turn in our favor the royals being comfortable knowing that you are a friend."

I say, "So every princess in OOO either is really horny and aggressive or emotionally hurt and aggressive in a unique way? Just when I thought this place couldn't get any sillier. Add in a bunch of hormonal girls looking for a quick lay way to go Mertens."

Elder Riglion asks "Finn do they know your real identity?"

Finn answers "No Elder but due to my date with queen Cake she knows that I'm blind. And now so does Billy as well as both knowing that my armor to an extent helps me see better.

"I however don't know if or how many people they've told about my sight. Or how some royals have been affected by my actions so far."

Elder Riglion says that its understandable he had to go on a date. And last I heard no one goes on a date with armor on or not talk about themself.

Elder Riglion says "Contact us with the time and location of this royal meeting and we'll be there. Also Finn you'd forge better conversation with more of you face exposed."

Finn says, "I'll disconnect my masks mouth piece. It'll expose my face just to my upper lip will that be reasonable Elder?" Elder Riglion confirms and ends the message.

I ask "Elder with all that we know now what will you tell the first overseer?"

Elder Riglion answers "That OOO is dangerous even though it appears a peaceful place. It has the allure of Venus flytrap. And I'm starting to think Finn might have enemies watching him.

"As he said some of those failed suitors are still alive. And they won't like that the princesses they are after are looking at him. Even if it's for a small date I'm sure they'll be willing to kill him if they wish to."

I chuckled to say "Sure they can try but Mertens hearing is better then anyone. He can dodge point blank energy rounds. Hardly anyone can catch him by surprise."

Elder Riglion says "Still best to be cautious then foolish. We must relay this report and see what our next move will be during the meeting."

Ice Queens View

I smirk as Patiences bents over for me to whip has ass once again. I ask "Patiences a few months ago you wanted my throne. Now with your ass in the air I want you to tell me what you want. Each truthful word I'll give you ass a loving caress.

"But each lie I detect I'll lash your ass with my whip. Now speak!"

Patiences round peach shaped ass wiggles as she says, "I was wrong mistress I thought you weren't strong but I know you are now. All I want is to be at your side. I want to be your pet and maybe when you marry I can be your husbands cock warmer."

I cup and squeeze her ass to say "Good pet you know your place now. But you must earn being my future kings cock sleeve." I lash her ass both her cheeks showing the red imprint of my whip.

Patience moans and shudders to say, "Of course mistress forgive me I'm struck with lust but please let me earn it. Let me lick you so you may think of what I must do to earn the privilege."

I pet her face as she takes to munching on my trimmed carpet. With a long sigh I say, "I've heard of a new hero even Cake is flaunting her knowledge of him. I want you to find out everything there is to know of this new hero. Even if they are rumors but first before you dress say your oath."

Patience turns placing her head to the ground to say "I pet Patience denounces my freedom to serve the rest of my days as your pet my mistress of ice. I pledge my mind, soul, magic, mouth, breasts, ass, and pussy for you to use. But I beg you to never cast me aside for I live for your affection and your touch."

I used the heel clad foot to raise her head to say "Good pet you are mine with this oath. Now turn and present yourself I have a gift for you. As well as a mark to show you are mine."

She turns to spread her ass. Reaching into my dress pocket I pull an ice dildo to slide it right into her folds. Flipping her onto her back I blast her between her tits. Brazened onto her skin is my icy sigil forever marking her as my property. As my pet shakes I slap her face to order, "Moan louder let all of my kingdom know what your are!"

I smile as Patiences creams herself to moan and lick the floor clean while still lust drunk. I say, "Now crawl to your den and dress as your must. I expect you to have all the knowledge of this new hero by tomorrow at noon."

As my pet crawls she moans and continues to drip her juices onto the floor. I'll let her offense to my floor go for now. But next time she will clean it with her tongue.

I turn to the window to see the soft snow drifts in the tinted daylight. I say "Soon dear hero you will bed me and no other. I've waited and none has ever asked for my hand but you will. For I will give you more then a taste or a tease like those girls. No I will bed you even if I must tie you to the bed."

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