PS:IAWL Ch3. Patty and the Rebel
(The scene opens up as police sirens are going off and police cars are chasing a rainbow colored Volkswagen as Ways to Go by Grouplove begins playing.)
I didn't ask for this...
You give me heart attacks...
(The police cars are hot on the trail of the Volkswagen.)
I didn't want to care...
And then I saw you there...
(It shows a girl wearing a hot pink tracksuit with long flowing royal purple colored hair driving the Volkswagen.)
Been working like a dog...
I turned all my dreams off!
(She smiles and pulls the clutch on Volkswagen.)
I didn't know my name, I didn't know my name!
(She begins singing along to the female vocals.)
I got a little bit longer, I got a ways to go!
I got a little bit longer, I got a ways to go!
(She presses a button turning on the Volkswagen's autopilot.)
I got a little bit longer, I got a ways to go-oh-oh!
Whoa, oh-oh! (I got a ways to go!)
(She gets up as a meter begins filling up and heads to the center of the Volkswagen which is bigger on the inside.)
Even when I can't see my rearview!
Even if I call just to hear you!
(She grabs what looks to be a cannon-like gun off the counter and opens a hatch on the top of the roof.)
Even when I sleep all day, even when I sleep all day!
(She climbs up to the roof of the Volkswagen and turns her attention to the police cars chasing her aiming the cannon-like gun at them.)
Even if I'm working like I'm times two!
Living in the back of a boat just like we do!
(She begins firing off the cannon making it shoot pulsar rounds at the police hitting a few of them in the process.)
Even when I dream all day!
(As she is shooting she doesn't see the spiked roadblock they set up in front of her.)
Don't wanna sleep tonight!
(The Volkswagen hits the spiked roadblock but just then a portal of light shoots out from the headlights.)
You've got me feeling right!
(The girl flies off the Volkswagen and straight into the portal.)
I didn't know my name, I didn't know my name!
(She flies through the portal shielding her eyes from the light.)
I got a little bit longer, I got a ways to go!
I got a little bit longer, I got a ways to go!
(The portal opens in the main universe with a thunderous boom.)
I got a little bit longer, I got a ways to go-oh-oh!
Whoa, oh-oh! (I got a ways to go!)
(The girl shoots out of it flying towards Quahog Park.)
Later.
(Stewie and Micky are now living in the same apartment building Chris and Junior do.)
"This isn't so bad I guess." Says Stewie shoveling cereal into his mouth.
"I guess…" Shrugs Micky in reply.
"What's wrong Mick?" Asks Stewie looking up from his bowl.
"It bothers me how quickly your father kicked us out…" Micky replies abruptly.
"Ignore it, he's an asshole." Replies Stewie turning on the news.
"As you can see there was a huge meteor impact this morning." Says the News Reporter.
"Hmmm?" Stewie says intrigued.
"Well I guess I'll see you after work today. Hopefully I don't mess up since your brother vouched for me." Says Micky nervously.
Stewie gets up and grabs his hand, "Don't worry you got this." He says looking him in the eyes.
"Thank you." Micky replies smiling back then turns around grabbing his bag and walking out of the apartment.
(Suddenly there's a knock at the door.)
"Hey man did you see the news? It can't be coincidental…I hope." Says Junior with worry in his voice as Stewie answers the door.
Somewhere in Quahog Park.
(The girl from the portal is in the bathroom trying to set her shoulder back in place. As she's doing this a girl just so happens to walk in which turns out to be Patty.)
Patty walks towards the sink and hears the girl scream as she successfully sets her arm back, "Are you okay in there?" She asks cautiously.
"Never better…" Replies The Girl stumbling out of the stall, "You using that?" She asks, pointing at the sink.
"Oh no sorry." Says Patty backing up away from the sink as the other girl begins splashing water on her face.
"What's your name?" Asks The Girl walking over and grabbing a paper towel from the dispenser.
"Patty…" Replies Patty nervously.
"Drista." Replies The Girl with a smile extending her hand out to Patty.
(Patty extends her hand out and shakes Drista's but then suddenly a vision flashes before her eyes she sees Patty flowing with light standing before a man shrouded in an emerald flame standing amongst a smoldering Quahog the man then charges at Patty but before he gets to her Drista is snapped out of her vision.)
"Are you okay?" Asks Patty waving her other hand at Drista.
"Yeah…" Replies Drista genuinely confused by what she just saw.
"Well I got to go back and meet my family." Says Patty turning back towards the door as she gets out someone puts their foot out to trip her but she catches herself.
"Hey asshole, why'd you do that to her!?" Asks Drista walking out the doorway.
"Who are you?" Snarls back the person which is revealed to be Jacob.
"The girl who watched you try to hurt her you slimy fuck!" Replies Drista.
"How dare you…" Says Jacob his eyes start to glow again looking at her but for some reason nothing happens.
"You gonna propose?" Asks Drista, breaking his concentration.
"What?" Asks Jacob, thrown by the question.
"I asked, are you going to propose? If not then stop staring and also get your eyes checked. I think there's something wrong with them, you freak." Replies Drista with a conniving smile.
"Fuck off." Remarks Jacob walking off.
"You okay?" Asks Drista to Patty.
"Yeah thanks for putting that little shit in his place." Replies Patty finishing brushing herself off.
"No problem anytime, he seems like a creep anyways…" Replies Drista with a smile.
"He is... but something is really off about him but I can't figure out what." Says Patty.
"Maybe he's a vindictive little twat who needs to learn his place?" Replies Drista with a smile.
"Yeah maybe…" Says Patty with a slight laugh.
"C'mere and close your eyes I want to show you something." Says Drista with a smile.
"Okay then." Says Patty with a nervous laugh, "What are you going to show me?"
"Everything." Replies Drista as Good Time by Owl City begins playing.
Huh, oh oh.
Whoa oh oh oh!
It's always a good time!
(Patty opens her eyes and she's in a futuristic Quahog.)
Whoa oh oh oh!
It's always a good time!
"C'mon." Gestures Drista with a smile wanting Patty to follow her.
Woke up on the right side of the bed!
What's up with this Prince song inside my head?!
(Drista leads her to a futuristic version of Quahog Mall.)
Hands up if you're down to get down tonight!
'Cause it's always a good time!
(They end up going to the clothing store trying stuff on having the time of their lives.)
Slept in all my clothes like I didn't care!
Hopped into a cab, take me anywhere!
(Drista spots a police officer and flashes him a smile and a wink before they dash out of the store.)
I'm in if you're down to get down tonight!
'Cause it's always a good time!
(Drista leads Patty to the top part of the mall where at the front you can see all of Quahog.)
Good morning and good night!
I wake up at twilight!
(Patty is busy watching the city through the window when Drista spots the same cop heading towards them.)
It's gonna be alright!
We don't even have to try!
It's always a good time!
(Drista grabs Patty then takes out a little green ball from her pocket and she slams it down on the ground causing a burst of green light then she and Patty dive into it.)
Whoa oh oh oh, oh oh oh!
Whoa oh oh oh!
"You'll want to keep your eyes closed with this." Says Drista.
It's always a good time!
Whoa oh oh oh, oh oh oh!
(Patty takes a peek and sees nothing but blinding lights everywhere.)
We don't even have to try!
It's always a good time!
(Next time Patty opens her eyes she's back at the park.)
"What just happened?" Asks Patty confused by what all she just experienced.
"Don't try to think about it." Replies Drista.
"But." Begins Patty but Drista stops her.
"Don't…I showed you because I like you." Replies Drista grabbing Patty's hand causing Patty to blush.
"Okay…." Says Patty and they walk off together.
Jacob who watched them disappear then reappear says to himself, "Interesting so we have another player in the game…."