PS:IAWL Ch4. Don't be a Dick in Quahog City.
It's the previous night when Drista arrived.
(The scene opens with a Man dressed as a detective at a bar sipping on his drink when the jukebox kicks on playing Baby You Know Me by Wolfsuka.)
It's funny, 'cause you're in my thoughts.
No no, back up back up...
(He closes his eyes and sighs.)
You're not in my thoughts at all.
'Cause you're a hiccup.
(The scene changes to him at work getting yelled at by his boss.)
And I kinda like my wish to win you.
But I can't act like I'm failing you...
(The Man opens his eyes and pays for his drink and then walks outside.)
And I kinda like the comets up above...
(With a bang the sky lights up making him look towards the night sky.)
And I kinda like the comets up above!
(He sees what looks like a person hurtling towards the park.)
'Cause you know, deep inside!
(He rushes across the street towards the park barely missing a car in his haste.)
I study lots of minds!
(He begins running through the darkness of the park towards the sound of the crash.)
And you know deep down!
I'm the one for you, I'm the one!
(He gets to a small crater and sees Drista lying in it unconscious.)
I'm the one for you, I'm the one!
I'm the one for you, I'm the one!
(He picks Drista up and carries her to a bench and sets her on it.)
My book plucks violin drums.
Cold brooms I am not rich enough...
(He pulls out his phone and tries to dial emergency services but the battery flashes and dies on him.)
To give you the life you want...
(He looks down at her then runs off to get help.)
But then, baby you know me...
But then, baby you know me...
(Drista slowly comes to then leaning forward she goes to grasp her head but then screams from the pain of her dislocated arm.)
But then again, baby you know me!
But then, baby you know me!
(The Man gets back with help but he sees the empty bench with Drista having already left.)
Back to the next day.
(Stewie is riding shotgun in Junior's car heading to the park.)
"Holy hell it's hot in here." Stewie says wiping his upper brow, "Now why can't I turn on the air?"
"Too expensive." Replies Junior briefly.
"Too expensive!? My ass is wetter than the damn Quahog Water Park, man!" Complains Stewie.
"Roll down the damn window if you're so hot." Replies Junior.
"Fine I'll roll down the damn window you cheap fuck." Grumbles Stewie, beginning to roll the window down, "This is nice." Begins Stewie enjoying the breeze when suddenly a giant fly comes through the window and goes straight into his mouth, "Ack…Oh God I think I swallowed a fly." Stewie says, clutching his throat and dry heaving, "Did you see that big black bitch fly into my mouth!?" He asks out loud.
"You done?" Junior asks, looking at him quickly unamused.
"Yeah…just got throat fucked by a fly but I'll be fine." Replies Stewie dryly.
"Maybe you should have asked it to buy you dinner first?" Says Junior with a smirk.
"Oh you are the worst type of person…." Replies Stewie looking at Junior and glaring.
Later at the park.
(Stewie and Junior are walking through the park searching for the crash site from the news.)
"How are we even going to be able to investigate if you are undercover?" Asks Stewie, "It's not like we can just walk right into the area without the credentials."
"Don't worry I got this." Says Junior motioning Stewie to follow him through a pair of bushes.
"Ah sneaking in because it's obvious you would know where to do it." Begins Stewie.
"Watch your next words carefully." Replies Junior sternly.
"Mhmm…. Now what exactly are we looking for?" Asks Stewie.
"Do I look like I know? Probably a ship, maybe some tracks or basically anything will help." Replies Junior looking at the ground.
"Let me save us some time." Stewie says pulling a small gray miniature drone from his pocket and tossing it into the air he puts his fingers to his mouth and gives a whistle and it begins to scan the area.
"What in the hell is that?" Asks Junior looking at the miniature drone buzzing around.
"Just a little something I whipped up just in case I ever wanted to track something. It can trace the imprints from anything in the area it scanned from for up to 72 hours. I figured since we're consistently getting fuckin invaded from people from other dimensions might as well be able to track them." Says Stewie watching the drone.
"That's smart, good thinking." Replies Junior impressed with Stewie's ambition.
"No shit, I can track other things besides just them." Says Stewie smugly.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Asks Junior.
"Heh you really like going to Stuckey's." Replies Stewie with a smile.
"What can I say? I like their wings." Says Junior with a shrug.
"I bet those thick thighs are great too." Remarks Stewie.
"Oh hell yeah bro especially that one girl…wait, hey fuck you!" Replies Junior now agitated.
"Yeah…that's what I thought, so are you sure you're not Quagmire's son?" Asks Stewie facetiously.
"Hey fuck you dude that's not funny!" Shouts Junior slapping Stewie in the back of his head.
"Ow! Yeah so I know we're cool and all but if you ever do that again I'll rip your arm off and shove it so far down your throat you'll be crapping out your fist before you bleed out kay…" Says Stewie rubbing the back of his head.
"I'd like to see you try." Replies Junior, slightly nervous now.
"What are you two doing here?" Asks a gruff voice from behind them.
"Nothing, we're just looking at what happened." Replies Stewie turning to The Man from last night.
"By sneaking in?" Asks the Man.
"It was more scenic?" Replies Stewie with a shrug.
"Shut the fuck up dude." Junior says to Stewie then pulls out his badge, "This is a CIA investigation but we need to keep it inconspicuous."
"Ah…" Replies The Man.
"So what's your name?" Asks Junior.
"Detective Isaiah Rowe Quahog City Police Department." Replies Isaiah.
"Oh for Christ's sake dude he's a detective basically a freaking mall cop." Replies Stewie, now annoyed, "C'mon let's go." He says walking off.
"Hey if you guys ever need help here's my card." Says Isaiah handing Junior his card.
"Sure…" Says Junior walking off with Stewie.
Later that evening.
(Isaiah is walking through the park back towards the park bench when he sees Drista sitting on it and he sits down next to her as Again, This Time in Color by Blood Cultures.)
This is the first day.
Of our last days...
"I hope you're okay..." Isaiah says, looking at her.
You say we're too late...
"Thanks..." Replies Drista still lost in thought.
I think we'll be all right!
(The scene changes to Micky getting home from work.)
I want to be reminded!
(Stewie turns and smiles at him.)
My life passes by me!
(Stewie walks up to Micky and gives him a hug.)
I want to feel inside it!
"What was that for?" Asks Micky with a laugh but Stewie just keeps smiling at him closing eyes.
Underneath my eyelids!
(The scene changes to Junior in his apartment alone cleaning his guns.)
It's been a long time!
Since I said, "I'm fine..."
(As he's wiping down his guns his eyes are drawn to a picture of Mathias with a red X drawn through the face.)
Read between the lines.
I hope we'll be all right!
"This time I'll be ready." Junior says to himself sternly.
(The scene changes to Patty getting home still perplexed at why Drista showed her the other version of Quahog.)
I want to be excited!
Fire's unignited!
(Jacob stands behind her watching her walk down the hall.)
I want to fill my time...
Before my demons find me!
(Jacob walks down the hall heading towards the basement and with every step the screen begins to distort.)
Please let go.
What you've ever known...
(He gets to the basement and raises his hand and a small black book pops into it instantly.)
Unfolds!
Is there something more?
Jacob raises the other hand, summoning a dagger into it and then brings it to his hand, cutting himself a little bit and bleeding on the book, "Let us begin."