What makes you so busy you couldn't write me back first, loser? I guess that why you have servants to do all of your dirty work. How many do you have?
Sounds like you're really broke! :) What dragon hunter can't afford a few bottles of ink and paper? Can you even buy a few bars of lye? (You sure need it.) I guess you only wore one outfit the entire time you were chasing after us because you couldn't buy another one? Get a comb while you're at the markets, too, and get some more sun. You're as white as a mushroom, and look like a troll. No, wait--you look like one of those spores that grow on bread when you leave it out too long. Except for the green bits. Mold tastes good, by the way. Have you eaten it before?
Where are you? Not that I care, just wanna make sure you're far away from New Berk. If you ever come near our people again I'll whoop your ass!!