You want honesty? My friends all got married, even Eret, Son of Eret. And when people get married they sure get weird! It sucks bring the single one cause everyone thinks there's something wrong with you. Of course I have a problem, but it's a good problem. Want me to tell you what it is?
Tuffnut's okay to be around but I miss hanging around my girl friends, y'know? (There's just some things guys don't get, so ya can't tell them everything.) In a nutshell, yeah, I'm lonely. Amd bored, and this is something I look forward to. Is that honest enough for you? You can't really believe I buy that crap about you writing back to fall asleep. What's your deal?
If you're wondering how I got your address, you left one of your maps in my cell. Really careless if you ask me! (And you call yourself friends with Drago?!) But maybe you're already getting dementia. Seriously, you had your next shipment coordinates on there and everything.
I still have it. D'ya want it back?