Episode 42: The Return of Rebecca
Freedom Pals are in the basement on a small mission.
Super Craig: Rawls said that someone is in the basement and asked us to investigate it.
The Coon: Is it just me or does space station have shitty security?
Call Girl: Hey! Rawls is trying his best to keep all of us safe!
A noise was heard.
Tupperware: What the hell was that?!
They saw the person run past them.
Toolshed: That person must've been the one. Let's go and follow them!
Human Kite: Okay!
(Play Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson for this part.)
They followed the person. The person was wearing a mask and a purple dress, meaning it was a girl.
The Coon: Is that person wearing a dress?
Mysterion: That means it's a girl!
The Coon: Seriously? Girls can't be supervillains. They're too stupid to be evil.
Vulture Girl: Want all four of us to beat your ass?!
Professor Timothy: (Just come on! And Coon, stop being sexist to females! Besides, Allie Nelson is a member of Team Chaos!)
They noticed the masked girl jump and appeared behind them. Toolshed tries to attack, but she easily kicked him from behind.
Call Girl: How dare you hurt my man, you bitch! (The girl kicked her from behind.) You're gonna pay for that! (She then uses phone destroyer, but the masked girl was unaffected.) Are you kidding me?!
The masked girl kicked her in the head and she fell over.
Lipstick Girl: We'll avenge you, Wendy!
The masked girl threw smoke bombs at them and then they fell over. Freedom Pals struggles to catch her as she takes them down one by one until Human Kite and the Coon are the last one standing.
The Coon: This bitch is unstoppable!
Human Kite: Be careful! She could be any where!
She lands in behind them and kicks the Coon.
The Coon: What the fuck?! Kahl, get her!
Human Kite tackles her and they both start fighting.
Human Kite: Who the hell are you?!
Masked Girl: None of your business!
They both struggle while fighting each other. They continue to fight hard and the Human Kite kicks her back and then ties her up and the song ends.
Human Kite: Finally! Now to see who you really are! (He unmasked the girl and it was revealed to be Rebecca Cotswolds.) Rebecca? Is that really you?
(Play What's Easy for Two Is Hard for One by Mary Wells for the rest of this section.)
Rebecca: Kyle? Is that you?
They both stared at each other.
Human Kite: I thought I would never see you again. It's been years since we saw each other. How have you been?
Rebecca: I've been good. How about you?
Human Kite: I've been good as well. Although I've been though so much crap. Traveling the world, fighting in a war and being blasted up here.
Rebecca: Okay. Well, I've been doing well as well. I've been spending time with my family.
Human Kite: That's cool. But how did you get to space?
Rebecca: My family and I built our own rocket and we came here.
Human Kite: Okay. Well, do you wanna grab a bite to eat later?
The Coon: Kahl, you can't be serious. She's one of the bad guys who broke in here.
Human Kite: Okay and? I miss her and I want to spend time with her again!
The rest of Freedom Pals approached them.
Call Girl: I hate to admit it, but Cartman's right. She trespassed in here and everyone here wants her gone.
Human Kite: I won't let her go! I want to be with her!
Toolshed: Dude, listen to us. She has to go.
Human Kite: Fuck off! I'm not letting her go! Come on, Rebecca!
He and Rebecca left.
The Coon: Call Girl, can you turn that song off?! Nobody wants to hear that!
She turned off the song, which was playing in one of her phones.
Call Girl: Fine, but I'm gonna listen to Mary Wells later on tonight.
Lipstick Girl: R.I.P Mary.
(Play Since You've Been Gone by Rainbow for this section and skip to 1:07.)
Human Kite and Rebecca, who is still in her outfit, hold hands while everyone looks at them. Human Kite tells her all of his adventures since they last met. And later, they were eating spaghetti and meatballs and did the Lady and the Tramp kiss. They then watched a romantic movie with each other and smiled. Human Kite and Rebecca continued holding hands and smiling at each other and the song ends at the 2:04 mark.
(Play Nothin' But a Good Time by Poison for this section and skip to 1:03.)
Human Kite is flying Rebecca to a Space Bowling Alley and when they got there, they started to bowl.
Human Kite: Let's bowl. Whoever has the most strikes will win.
Rebecca: It's on.
They both spent the rest of the day bowling. Human Kite began bowling strikes while Rebecca continued to bowl more strikes than him. She won the game and then they went to Tenorman's theme park and rode the Ferris wheel and shared a kiss. They continued to spend more time together. They then went to the planet Quadra and Human Kite took a picture of Rebecca with Princess Aria. She and Alex then took a picture of Human Kite and Rebecca. Afterwards, they flew back to the space tree and the song ends at the 2:05 mark.
Meanwhile with Freedom Pals...
Super Craig: I can't believe Rebecca is still here.
The Coon: I know. That bitch isn't even supposed to be here in this Space Tree! I wish we could talk some sense into Kahl, but he won't listen!
Fastpass: Maybe we should keep an eye on them and m-make sure she's not doing anything s-s-sus.
The Coon: I like that idea. Let's go.
Captain Diabetes: And after that, we're gonna report back to Rawls.
Vulture Girl: Okay. Let's go.
(Play Everlasting Love by Carl Carlton for this section.)
Freedom Pals began to spy on Human Kite and Rebecca. They notice them watching a romantic movie and sharing popcorn and snacks. Later, they saw them watching the stars in space though a window. Human Kite and Rebecca continued walking together.The Coon looks at themfrom behind and sees them walking. They later are eating dinner together while Freedom Pals watch them. They both later hug each other while people look at them and the song ends.
Later that night, Kyle and Rebecca snuck into the dance room.
Kyle: You ready?
Rebecca: Yeah. Let's do this.
(Play Dancing in the Moonlight by King Harvest for the rest of this section.)
She turns on the song on her phone and they start dancing together.
Kyle: Perfect song choice.
Rebecca: Thank you.
They both continued to dance together and they hold hands and blush at each other.
Kyle: This has been the best day of my life.
Rebecca: Yeah. You're the greatest boy I have ever met.
He smiles and hugs Rebecca.
Kyle: I love you, Rebecca.
Rebecca: I love you too, Kyle.
They both shared a kiss and the song ends.
Later that night, they are going to sleep and then the Coon puts Rebecca in the sack and then drag her in an escape pod.
The Coon: You guys ready?
Super Craig: Sure. This trespasser needs to be gone!
They blasted the escape pod into space.
The Coon: Hooray! We got that scum off the Space Tree! It would be funny if she flew to the sun.
Call Girl: No. That would be messed up! And I cannot believe I even agreed to do this.
Bebe: Hello? Rawls clearly said trespassers aren't allowed here!
Bessie: Wait. Won't Kyle be upset?
The Coon: I don't care about dumb jew! He can die for all I care!
Lucy (Peanuts): True dat. No more trespassers!
The Coon: Anyways, let's go before Kahl notices that we blasted Rebecca into space.
Human Kite: YOU DID WHAT?!!!
Super Craig: Oh shit.
Human Kite approaches them and grabs The Coon on the collar.
Human Kite: Did you seriously convince everyone in the Space Tree to blast my long lost girlfriend into the outer limits of space?!
The Coon: Yeah, but here's the thing. This was all Butters' idea.
Professor Chaos: Wait what?
Queen of Diamonds: Look, Kyle. She trespassed into this space station and trespassers aren't allowed here!
Human Kite: Do you want to know why she did it?! It was because she and her family were evicted from their home!
Toolshed: Wait what?!
Human Kite: Yeah. She wanted to live in the Space Tree because she wanted a home. She was evicted because her parents lost their jobs due to lack of funding from the companies who hired them and couldn't pay the bills! She didn't mean to trespass. She was just trying to find a home in space, just like all the homeless people in the galaxy! But you all didn't care, and decided to side with the fatass! She wasn't doing any harm! She just wanted a home and... and... (He breaks into tears and then everyone, even the Coon, started feeling bad.) I just want her back...
The Coon: Oh shit. What have we done?
Colonel Rawls entered the room angry.
Colonel Rawls: As much as I hate it when people trespass my space station, I am disgusted! Human Kite told me before I wanted her gone from here that she and her parents lost their home after failing to pay the bills. At first, I thought she was doing harm, but now, I can see that she was just trying to find a home. You all should be ashamed of yourselves!
Toolshed: We're sorry, Kyle. We didn't know she had to go through this.
Lucy (Peanuts): I'm not sorry. She got what she deserved for trespassing.
Everyone glared angrily at her and then Call Girl smacks her in the back in the head with her selfie stick.
Call Girl: Can you shut your fucking mouth for once?!
Ace Savvy: Seriously, Lucy?!
Eight of Spades: This is why no one likes you!
Tupperware: Look. All of us from Freedom Pals will get her back.
The Coon: Yeah. Come on, Guys!
(Play Get Ready by The Temptations for the rest of this section.)
Freedom Pals got on one of the ships and blast off into space.
Super Craig: Our mission is the find the escape pod where Rebecca is and stop it.
Call Girl: But it's far away from us!
Lipstick Girl: Nothing a little light speed will do!
Captain Diabetes: Wait Red, what are you doing?!
At the 0:33 mark of the song, she pushes the light speed button and they go even faster until they managed to get next to the escape pod.
The Coon: Okay. We need to get Rebecca in the comms. Escape pods do have comms, right?
Wonder Tweek: Some of them do, but I don't know. Try to communicate with her!
They managed to communicate with Rebecca.
Call Girl: Rebecca, can you hear me? I need you to push the eject button in your escape pod. The ship we're on has a claw and we're gonna catch you!
Rebecca: Okay. (She pushes the button and she ejects from the escape pod.) Help!
Mysterion uses the ship's claws to grab Rebecca and then she is in the ship.
Toolshed: You okay?
Rebecca: Yeah. Thanks.
Super Craig: You're welcome, and sorry for blasting you out of the Space Tree like that.
Rebecca: It's fine. I forgive you. Now let's go back there.
Call Girl: Okay.
They went back to the Space Tree and the song ends.
(Play Waterfalls by TLC for this section and skip to 1:18.)
The ship enters the Space Tree and after getting out of it, Rebecca hugs Human Kite.
Human Kite: I'm so glad you're back.
Rebecca: Me too, Kyle. And I'm not going anywhere anytime soon. And guys, sorry for trespassing. I wasn't really trying to. I just wanted a home. That's all.
Vulture Girl: It's fine, and sorry for kicking you out of here.
Rebecca: I forgive you all.
Colonel Rawls: Hey Rebecca, how about we make it up to you? You can live here as long as you want with your family. They're already in their barracks.
Rebecca: Really?
Colonel Rawls: Yeah.
Rebecca: Thank you all. Thank you!
She leaves the head to the barracks.
(Play Kind and Generous by Natalie Merchant for the rest of this chapter and skip to 0:21.)
Rebecca enters the barracks and sees her family.
Mark: Rebecca?
Rebecca: Hey Guys! (She runs to hug her family.) I'm sorry I didn't come with you to live here.
Mark: It's fine. And we got tired of living in the basement, so we asked Rawls if we can stay here and he said yes.
Mrs. Cotswolds: But how come you didn't come with us?
Rebecca: I just wanted to stay there for a little longer.
Mr. Cotswolds: Look. Next time, don't stay down there for too long or people will see you as a trespasser.
Rebecca: I won't.
She smiles and her family have a group hug. Everyone sees this from outside.
Mark: What are you gonna do with that masked outfit?
Rebecca: I'm still gonna wear it, but only when I'm doing good deeds.
Mark: Okay.
She approaches Human Kite and kisses him on the cheek.
Rebecca: You can visit me any time you want.
Human Kite: Will do.
He blushed and walked away and Rebecca closes the door to her family's room.
Stay tuned for episode 43, and have a Happy New Year!