Star allies groups chat
edgelord
so let me get this straight
you got swapped with an alternate version of yourself
rock 'n' roll
yup
edgelord
then you fought the gods that the other you somehow obtained?
rock 'n' roll
yup
Triple D
I don't believe you
edgelord
I can't believe you
edgierlord
i don't care
chaos gremlin
mags says the other you has more Rizz than you
rock 'n' roll
say that again and you will be craping out boulders for a month
chaos gremlin
hehehe
you can't stop me or Kirby will get mad
rock 'n' roll
...
Marx how do you type with no hands?
chaos gremlin
I-
Eggboy
YOU BROKE HIM
Aeon hero
Nice
ice ice baby
nice work around
edgelord
I swear to nova
you lot are making me lose brain cells
Aeon hero
like you lose our fights?
edgelord
Shut.
Aeon hero
make me.
After laughing at that interaction for a bit Lincoln put away his phone only to get a notification
Lincoln chat
Lincoln has joined
Lincoln
ok what is this?
zach
I tried but they forced my hand
Ronnie Anne
Lame-o explain now!
Lincoln
nu-uh
Ronnie Anne
THE FUCK YOU MEAN "NU-UH"?!?
Clyde
ok let's chill out a bit
Ronnie Anne
no! Because I miss one day and Lame-o apparently fought a demon while I was gone!
Lincoln
so?
Ronnie Anne
THATS A BIG DEAL
Lincoln
maybe to you guys
Ronnie Anne
WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?
Zach
Ronnie Anne you don't want this
Ronnie Anne
Yes I do!
Lincoln
(image ID: Lincoln lifting a mountain with geokinesis.)
no you don't
Clyde
WHAT THE?!?
Lincoln
anyway I'm gonna take a nap
Ronnie Anne
NO YOU GET BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN RIGHT NOW!
Lincoln
taking a nap
Ronnie Anne
LAME-O!
Lincoln put down his phone and sighed he did not want to deal with his friends asking questions
"actually why do I bother going to school? I can just talk to them on my phone." Lincoln said to himself "and plus it would get earth out of trouble."
he then went to talk to his mom about it
"that is a good point." Francisca said "I'll pull you out of school once you're back you will only have to go for one day."
"thanks mom." Lincoln said before going back to his training
(one day what could possibly be go wrong?) Lincoln thought to himself
a month later on earth
Lynn loud jr couldn't believe it
about a month ago stincoln apparently fought a monster of some kind and won
"there's no way that's possible stincoln's weak!" Lynn jr said to herself "he probably brought that monster with his bad luck!"
"when he gets back I'm gonna make him pay!" Lynn jr said to herself
"maybe I can help with that." A voice said
"who said that?!?" Lynn jr asked
"I am zero I am an ally." Zero said "I can help you with your revenge."
"tell me more..." Lynn jr said
"I am incredibly powerful your brother even with his new power won't stand a chance against us if we work together." Zero said "and it will prove that you are the best."
"oh really?" Lynn jr questioned
"yes I can give everything you need to take him down and then nothing can stop you." Zero said trying to feed Lynn jr's ego
"I like the sound of that!" Lynn jr said
"so do we have a deal?" Zero asked
"yes we do!" Lynn jr said
zero then possessed her but let her keep control
"perfect..." Lynn zero said "it's payback time!"
she then flew off to find Lincoln
with Lincoln
Lincoln walked into school ready for the day
"hey Larry!" Chandler said "Heard you think you're tough-"
he was cut off by Lincoln hitting him in the leg with a pipe
"OWWW!" Chandler yelled "Larry what the hell!?"
"call me Larry again and I'm taking your knees." Lincoln said causing chandler to shut up
Lincoln then met up with his friends
"ok lame-o explain!" Ronnie Anne said
"stop calling me lame-o and maybe I'll consider it." Lincoln said
that caught Ronnie Anne off guard
"can I ask why you got snappy?" Liam asked
"that is actually a great question Liam thank you." Lincoln said "as for why I got snappy I learned from the best on how to be strong."
"ok but that doesn't explain the mountain." Ronnie Anne said
"what is there to explain? I move rocks with my mind it's not that complex." Lincoln said
"uh how?!? Is a good place to start!" Ronnie Anne said
"not even I know so you're asking the wrong person." Lincoln said "now can I say something?"
"uh sure." Clyde said
"thank you today's my last day at school." Lincoln said
this caused some commotion
"What why!!?" Clyde asked
"simple I'm not gonna live on earth so what's the point of going to school and I'll Just be putting earth in danger by being here." Lincoln explained "and plus the farther away from Lynn the better."
"why do you hate your sisters?" Clyde asked
"I don't... I can't bring myself to hate them." Lincoln said "despite everything but I still can't forgive them..."
"but why?" Clyde asked
"because it made me realize that they are going to keep on treating me like a minion or a butler or an assistant and then Turn their back on me then rinse and repeat." Lincoln explained
"oh." Clyde said
"yea and plus it's only a matter of time before one of them does something that could cause them to get arrested." Lincoln said
then suddenly the wall burst open revealing Lynn zero
"or possessed." Lincoln said as he got his crystal sword from his pocket dimension
"TIME TO LOSE STINCOLN!" Lynn zero yelled
(are you kidding me she got herself possessed just to beat me.) Lincoln thought to himself as he hit the emergency button on his phone to call the rest of the star allies to his location
"let's get this over with." Lincoln said as he got into a battle stance
next time is the finale
see you then