Mordecai and Rigby could be seen sitting by one of the couches at I.M.P. Headquarters. They were currently watching an advert on TV. Mordecai speaks up. "Okay, so what would win in a fight? A wingless dragon or a million lions with wings?"
"Easy! The dragon!" Rigby exclaimed.
"What? No way."
"Yes way!" Rigby shouted. "Dragons are extremely cool even without wings! They can breathe fire out of their mouths! How would a dragon lose against a million overgrown cats?"
Mordecai shrugged. "It just makes sense to me."
"Whatever, man. I just think dragons are awesome."
Suddenly, the duo heard what sounded like a megaphone being activated from Blitzo's office. "MM! Get in here! We're goin' to Loo Loo Land!"
Then the two MM's in question arrive by Blitzo's door. Moxxie opens it slightly and pokes his head inside. "Loo Loo Land?"
Then his wife jumps through the glass window of the door, shattering it. "Loo Loo Land!?"
"Loo Loo Land!"
Suddenly, the Hellhound receptionist shouts out from her desk in anger. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Mordecai and Rigby stared at the door to Blitzo's room with raised eyebrows. Rigby turned to Mordecai. "What's Loo Loo Land?"
"Oh, I've heard of it before, it's an amusement park. One of the more popular ones in Hell too. Or am I thinking of another place?" Mordecai explained while planting a finger on his chin.
Rigby's eyes widened, he repeated. "A-An amusement park?"
Mordecai took notice of his friend's sudden behavior change. "Dude, you alright?" Then suddenly, the gears began to turn as Mordecai remembers one crucial fact about his best friend. "Ohhhh! I almost forgot you had a big fear of amusement parks!"
Rigby frowned as he pointed accusingly at Mordecai. "I'm not afraid of amusement parks! I'm- I'm afraid of amusement park mascots! Big difference!"
Mordecai scoffed. "Yeah, whatever man. Just don't piss yourself when we get there eventually."
"STOP TALKING!"
Then, Blitzo exits his office while Moxxie and Millie follow him. "So when do you think he'll arrive, sir?" Moxxie asks.
"Knowing him, his feathered ass and his daughter is gonna take few more seconds before they both portal in here." And just as he finishes that sentence, a bright portal opens in the room. "What I fuckin tell ya?"
Through the portal, stepped out a rather tall Owl demon sporting red shorts and a white t-shirt. Accompanying him is a shorter Owl demon wearing a pink dress with stars on it, a black cardigan and a beanie with a tiara pattern on it.
"Greetings, Blitzy~" Stolas says to the Imp while Octavia groans in disgust.
"Hey, Stolas. Looks like you did bring the little one after all." Blitzo remarked.
"Indeed!" Stolas laughs. "It would be a great way to reconnect with my dear daughter! And a chance to spend the day with my dear, Blitzy~"
"Okay, enough with the sappy shit. We got work to do!"
Suddenly, Mordecai and Rigby run over to where the Owl demons were. "Woooaaahhhhh..." They both simultaneously said.
Rigby was the first to speak up. "Dude! You're like..." He then scans Stolas from the top to bottom and then up again. "Really tall!"
Stolas looks at the two strangers in front of him with a raised eyebrow. He then turned to Blitzo. "Um. I'm sorry but... Who are these two?"
"Oh, they're the new guys. I hired them quite recently. That's Mordecai." Blitzo pointed at the blue jay. "And the shorty over there is Rigby." He said while pointing at the raccoon. "Mordecai, Rigby, you both probably know prince Stolas so I don't have to bother introducing him to you."
"Woah... I've never seen a prince up close like this before!" Mordecai said with an awestruck tone.
"Dude, what's it like?" Rigby asked the Goetian.
"What's it like... Being a prince?" Stolas repeated the question to the two. Mordecai and Rigby nodded eagerly in response. Stolas observed the two more closely and then slowly moves his hand to cover up Octavia's eyes.
"Hey! Dad, what are you doing?"
"Blitz, I seem to notice that your new employees seem to lack any sort of... Clothing." Stolas explained, pointing out the two's lack of clothes.
"Hey, there's nothing wrong with how we look!" Rigby crossed his arms.
"Yeah. I mean, it's not like you could see anything either." Blitzo said, pointing out that neither Mordecai nor Rigby were showing... Anything despite not wearing clothes.
"Well, I don't really feel comfortable allowing them to walk around my daughter like... That."
Blitzo groans. "Ugh, fine! Besides, these guys were gonna put on outfits anyways for the assignment. How do you two feel about wearing suits with shades?"
Rigby exclaimed. "You kidding me? That sounds extremely awesome!"
Blitzo laughed then claps his hands. "Then it's settled! Get ready gang! Loo Loo Land! Here we come!"
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The I.M.P. van sped across the streets as it parks right into an empty parking spot at Loo Loo Land. Moxxie, now wearing the designated outfit, steps out and opens the doors.
The two Owl demons stepped out of the vehicle, one excited and optimistic, the other not so much.
Also coming out of the van were the now fully dressed Mordecai and Rigby, now donning kickass suits and shades. "Dude, look how badass we look!" Rigby excitedly exclaimed while taking off his shades.
"Yeeaaahhhh, we doooo." Mordecai replied, also taking off his shades.
"OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" The duo yelled out before putting their shades back on and then nodding their heads. "Hm. HmHm. Hm. Hm."
"Wait, where is everyone?" Rigby asked. "Did they just went without us?"
"No wait, I see them over there!" Mordecai says, pointing at the group up ahead. "Come on, dude! Let's catch up!"
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"Wooow! I haven't been to this place since I was atot!" Millie says excitedly, a sparkle in her eyes. "It hasn't changed a bit. Ohh!LOOK!It'sBig Woobly!" The Imp then points at a worn down animatronic dinosaur which lets out a terrifying, demonic shriek.
"That is... deeply upsetting."
"Oh, come on! It'sfun! You've never been here?"
"No. Theme parks always disturbed me, especially the mascots." Moxxie says, backing up a bit before bumping into something.
"What's disturbed you?"
"AAH!!" Moxxie jumps back and shrieks before calming down when he sees who it actually was. "Oh, it's just you, Rigby. Sorry, I thought you were one of those... Creepy mascots."
"You talking about me?"
Both Moxxie and Rigby turn to see some guy in a Loo Loo costume behind them. "AAAHHH!!!!!!" They both screamed together and fell back.
"I'm Loo Loo! Welcome to Loo Loo Land! If y'all get hurt here, justtryand sue us!" Said the park mascot.
Stolas gasps at the sight of the newcomer. "Look! Via! It's Loo Loo!"
"I have a question. Is it true this park is just a really shameless spin-off ofLucifer's more popularLu Lu World?"
Mordecai overheard the question and then slapped his forehead. "So that's what I was thinking about."
Meanwhile, Loo Loo stared at Octavia with a slight pause. "... No?"
"This placereeks of insecure corporate shame." Octavia bluntly stated before Stolas led her away while chuckling nervously.
"That chick's creepy, huh?" The mascot said.
"Eh, wait till her dad tries to diddle your holes." Blitzo shrugs as he walks away.
"What's that mean-"
Moxxie then poked the mascot accusingly. "Don't talk to me! I know you're a pervert under there!" He then drags Millie off while Loo Loo hangs his body.
"Yeah... What about-" He then tried to start a conversation with the two remaining people.
"Nope!" Rigby said as he and Mordecai run off.
Loo Loo sighs. "Alone again, huh."
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Moxxie and Millie run across the park. Moxxie sweating profusely while Millie keeps staring at the park with excitement in her eyes. "You really like this place, huh?" Asked Moxxie.
"Ilove this place! My parents would bring me and my siblings here when they could swing it. Money-wise."
The two then walked over to a gift shop and observed the displayed items through the window. "Yeah. The prices do seem rather criminal. I mean,that muchfor a novelty cup that you useone time?'"
Suddenly, Rigby appears next to the two Imps and puts his hands on the window. "Dude, look at that! We gotta get those cups!" Both he and Mordecai then run into the gift shop.
Moxxie looks on in disbelief. "Seriously? Even them?"
"Cause, it'sLoo Loo Land!" Millie exclaimed.
Blitzo then walks in with the same novelty cup in hand as well as various other merch and items. "Listen to your hoe, Mox." Blitzo then points at the two Owl demons. "How 'bout I take the first watch while you two have a little fun?"
Millie then laughs giddily and picks up Moxxie in her arms. "OOH!!! Wegottado my favorite ride!"
"Oh, yeah? Which one is it?" Moxxie asked nervously.
Millie then proceeds to bring Moxxie to an extremely high rollercoaster named "The Lawsuit". Yeah, that would garner a few of those by design alone.
Moxxie's eyes widened and he gulped. "Oh, crumbs!" He exclaimed as his wife brings him over to the ride.
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Mordecai and Rigby walk across the petting zoo while drinking out of the straws through their novelty cups. Mordecai stops drinking. "Dude! So far this place is awesome!"
"Yeah, man!" Rigby replies. "I don't get why that girl doesn't seem to be having fun though."
"Maybe she's just going through some personal stuff right now."
"Probably. Hey, look it's Moxxie and Millie!" Rigby then pointed at the two Imps. Millie who was currently patting Moxxie's back while Moxxie was head first into a garbage can.
Mordecai and Rigby walk over to the two. Millie notices them and smiled. "Oh, hi there you two!"
"Uhh, what's wrong with him?" Mordecai asked.
"Nothing to worry about, he's fine! Just a little... Hurled up, is all." Millie explained her husband's situation.
Moxxie then brings his head back out of the garbage, his face looks rather dazed. "Just... Just give me a few... I think... I think I'm gonna-" The Imp's red face then turned green and then he shoved his head back into the trash can.
"Poor guy." Rigby stated before drinking out of his cup again. His eyes wandered around the petting zoo until he sets his sights on something truly marvelous.
In front of him was an absolute massive dragon with red scales, huge wings and multiple eyes! Rigby gasps in astonishment.
Mordecai walks over and looks at Rigby. He sees that Rigby was currently staring at something as though he was in a trance. "Dude, is something alright?" Without saying a single word, Rigby pointed at the creature. Mordecai followed his finger and his eyes widened upon seeing it. "Oh... My..."
"I wanna ride it." Rigby stated bluntly. "I'm gonna ride it."
"What." Mordecai said as Rigby began to walk towards where the dragon was. Mordecai quickly grabbed Rigby by the arm. "Dude, no!"
"Come on, man! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity!"
"I know but like, I don't think you're even allowed to ride that thing!"
"So what? Look, it's neck is bound by a chain. It's not like it's gonna go anywhere." Rigby then swatted Mordecai's hand away and then climbed into the dragon's enclosure.
"Rigby! Don't try to do something you're going to regret!" Mordecai yelled out to his friend.
Rigby scoffs. "Yeah, right. Like I'm ever gonna regret this!" The raccoon then runs over to the creature and jumped onto it. He began to scale the dragon whilst it stares at him with confusion.
Eventually, Rigby reached the base of the neck of the dragon and sat on it. "Check it out, Mordecai!"
"Rigby, this isn't funny! Get down right now!"
"You're just jealous I'm on a dragon and you're not!" As Rigby taunted his feathered friend, he didn't quite notice that the dragon had begun to spread it's wings.
"Uhh... Dude?"
"Huh?" Rigby finally notices the wings. "Wait is it trying to fly?"
"I think you should get down now, man!"
"Come on, there's a chain right here! There's no way it's gonna-"
SNAP!
And just like that, the chain around the dragon's neck snaps and it takes off flying. Rigby screamed as the dragon went higher and higher.
"RIGBY!" Mordecai yelled for his friend.
Rigby was holding onto the dragon for dear life until suddenly the dragon stopped getting higher. The dragon stopped flapping it's wings and it began to divebomb back into the amusement park. "AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"
The dragon opened it's maw and a fireball came out of it that was heading straight onto Mordecai. Mordecai yelps in fear as he jumps out of the way. The fireball creating an explosion of green fire.
The dragon continued to fly around Loo Loo Land, shooting fireballs in various different directions. "HOW DO I STEER THIS THING!?" Rigby cried out.
The visitors of the park ran around in panic while screaming as the dragon kept on attacking.
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Meanwhile, Moxxie and Millie had come across a shooting game with the prize being a plush that Millie desperately wants. Millie was watching with patience and glee while Moxxie was seething with anger at how the Carnie Imp was intentionally sabotaging him.
"Wow! Man, you're really starting to make this sad. Y'know, if yousuck! You suck!Guess you won't win yourhoneyhere a prize..."
"Let me try!" Millie says as she grabs the gun from Moxxie and fires a pellet at the target, clearly missing.
The Carnie Imp smirks and then presses a pedal which makes the target fall. "Ohhhh, look at that! Lucky shot,baby!"
"Are you kidding me?! You- you- youcharlatan!" Moxxie points at the Carnie Imp.
"Hey, get lost, pipsqueak. I'm talkin' to thelady~" The Carnie Imp says as he tries to seduce Millie much to her chagrin.
Only for the three of them to be alerted by a nearby explosion. "What was that?" Asked Millie. "Wait, is that Blitz?" She pointed at the figure of their boss running away from what seemed to be like a clown. Well, rather a robotic copy of that clown anyway.
Blitzo was grabbed by Robo Fizz and thrown upwards. He crashes into the shooting gallery and crushes the Carnie Imp. "Sir!?" Moxxie asked, surprised.
"Ohh…Hey, guys! You should probably go, uh, make sure Stolas is okay. I've... got some unfinished business to take care of." Moxxie and Millie then run off to find the prince while Blitzo pulls out his gun to shoot at the robot.
The robot's head spun around to reveal that it had caught the bullet in it's teeth only to spit it out.
"Oh, what a mouth!"
Robo Fizz then began to roll rapidly towards Blitzo as he jumps out of the way and makes the shooting gallery explode.
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Moxxie and Millie ran amongst the chaos of screaming demons and green fire engulfing almost everywhere. Eventually, MM run into a horrified Mordecai who was staring at the sky.
"Mordecai! What are you doing here? Where's Rigby?" Moxxie asked only for Mordecai to silently point upwards.
The two Imps look up to see a huge dragon flying across the sky as a familiar scream rings from it. Moxxie groans and facepalms. "You stay here and keep your eyes on that thing! We're gonna find Stolas!"
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Inside a Fun House, Stolas could be seen walking around the area, trying to find his daughter. Suddenly, a small Imp lands on his shoulders and pulls out a knife on his neck. "Umm, I think I'm supposed to bebodyguardedright now!" Stolas exclaimed with an annoyed expression as the Imp placed a cloth on his mouth before being promptly shot in he head.
That was thanks to Millie who had shot the Imp with her pistol. Moxxie was there by the entryway as well.
Stolas then wipes off the blood off his arms. "Ugh, that's better. Where is Blitzy?He'smy knight in shining armor, not you littler ones."
Millie walks over to Stolas with Moxxie. "He's uh... Busy."
"Being fools with Mordecai and Rigby."
Stolas raised an eyebrow and put his hands on his hips. "What kind of fools?"
"The everything-is-now-on-fire kind."
Stolas rolls his eyes and went on to look for his daughter, leaving the two Imps behind.
A strong rumble was felt inside the Fun House. Millie spoke up. "I think we should help them."
"You think?"
The two then run off into the exit of the Fun House.
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Moxxie and Millie run out to see everything was in shambles. Green flames have engulfed the place. The two Imps then look to see Blitzo still fighting with Robo Fizz and Mordecai still trying to get Rigby down from the dragon. "Oh, crumbs! What do we do!"
"We split up!" Suggested Millie. "I go help Blitz with his robo problem, you go help Mordecai with that dragon problem!"
"Sounds like a plan!" Nodded Moxxie as they split up to help the others.
Millie runs over to Blitzo. She greets him. "Hey, Blitz!" She says as she pulls out two submachine guns.
"Heya, Mills!" Blitzo greeted back. "Wanna help me take down this fucker?"
"With pleasure!" And with that, the two Imps opened fire at the robot as it hops around the place and does cartwheels.
Meanwhile, Moxxie runs over to Mordecai. "Moxxie!" Mordecai exclaimed. "What do we do!?"
Moxxie began to think quickly for a plan. "Um. I... I think we should-"
"Look out!" Mordecai says as he tackled Moxxie out of the way of a fireball as the dragon had divebombed to the ground.
"Wait, I think I got it!" Said Moxxie, an idea popping into his head.
"What is it?"
"When that thing divebombs, we open fire on it's wings, therefore making it lose altitude in a way that won't make it crash and kill Rigby!"
"It's a bit risky though! That thing moves fast! What if we accidentally hit Rigby?"
"We won't know unless we try! Here it comes!" Warned Moxxie as the dragon began to descend into the ground once more.
The two waited and waited until the dragon was at a right amount of distance to start shooting...
Finally.
"NOW!" Moxxie exclaimed as he and Mordecai pulled out their guns and began shooting at the dragon's wings. Bullets pierced through the wings as the dragon gradually loses control of it's flight.
Eventually, the dragon stops flying and lands right on the ground in front of Mordecai and Moxxie on its feet. The dragon observes the two before roaring.
"Run!" Mordecai shouts as he and Moxxie began to run for their lives. The dragon chasing after them while Rigby screams as he continues to hold onto the dragon.
The dragon got closer and closer until it opened it's maw in an effort to eat both Mordecai and Moxxie. "Get out the way!" Mordecai then shoves Moxxie out of the path of the dragon as he jumps out as well.
"Where are you going, WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?" Rigby screams as the dragon kept on running.
Meanwhile, Blitzo and Millie continued their assault on the robot clown. The two Imps shot bullet after bullet at Robo Fizz but to no avail. That thing was just too slippery!
Suddenly, Blitzo and Millie felt thumping on the ground and suddenly, a large dragon emerged into the scene and bit onto Robo Fizz before throwing it up into the air and swallowing it whole. Amidst the chaos, Stolas could be seen carrying his daughter out of the amusement park.
Mordecai runs over to the dragon and calls out to his raccoon friend. "Rigby! Now's your chance! Jump down!"
Rigby warily looks down and stands up. "Okay, okay! Catch me!" He jumps down and Mordecai stretches his arms out to catch his friend...
Only for Rigby to land face first on the ground right next to him. "Thanks for catching me..." He said sarcastically.
"Oh, crumbs. Is everyone alright?" Moxxie asked, rushing over to the scene.
"Woo! Thanks for finishing that clown bitch for me, Riggs!" Blitzo thanked Rigby.
Suddenly, the dragon's stomach began to rumble and the dragon itself started to twitch. "What's happening?" Asked Rigby.
The twitching slowly got more and more intense. Foam starting forming at the dragon's mouth. "I don't know!" Exclaimed Mordecai.
Then, the dragon's multiple eyes began to glow brighter and brighter... Suddenly, it all clicked into everyone's heads what exactly was about to happen.
"Oh, sh-"
BOOOOM!!!!!
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed the I.M.P. employees as they plummet into the ground and land right next to the Goetian father and daughter
"Way to ruin another good thing, guys!" Said the smoking, charred Moxxie.
"Worth it! That slutty toy clown had. It. Comin'!" Blitzo exclaimed with glee in his voice as an unconscious Millie gets dragged away by a Quieve.
Mordecai then speaks up. "You had to go and try to ride the dragon. I bet you're feeling regretful right now."
"Nope! In fact I don't feel regretful at all! That dragon was fucking awesome!" Rigby exclaims one last time before he, Mordecai, Blitzo and Moxxie fall unconscious.
The End