"Hey! Hey! Guys! Guess what!?" A voice emanated from seemingly out of nowhere, as two figures riding on an eggplant colored bike simply sighed as they continued riding along a peaceful path,
"What the hell is it now, Nep?" one of the voices asked in annoyance, I mean really, was it too damn much to ask she shut her trap… erm… exhaust?
"I just thought of a great idea!" The voice seemingly housed inside the bike itself spoke once more, "Well you know how I'm totally the most awesomest bike that ever existed and I can like go back in time… wellll… how about we try traveling across dimensions!" The ever titular Nep BIke
"Crap bike, how the hell would that even work?" The voice of the annoyed blue haired asked, as if expecting the answer to be anything other than…
"Well the title of the series is hyperdimension Neptunia… sooo…dimension hopping! Sides' the next game totally has me as the lead!" The Nep Bike declared as if it was the most obvious thing in the world,
"Ok, even if we could, why the hell would we want to, Nep? Besides, our game was superdimension!" IF soon yelled out in annoyance, ignoring the fact she somehow knew that information,
"Bleh! Same difference! Besdiessss! We always do what you two want on your smoochy smoochy dates! Why can't we do what I want!" Neptune whined, sure, she made the most out of her situation, but being trapped in a bike seriously sucked sometimes!
"Because crap bikes don't get to make the choices around here!" Segami thumped her fist on the portion of the bike as she continued to complain, and as the two bickered, IF could only shake her head, although…
It wasn't as though she minded the company, sure she complained, but, before, she was a nomad wandering the wasteland with no one beside her but her ever trusty bike, and even if she still thought the color Nep had become was the ugliest ass color she had ever laid her eyes on, she liked traveling the restored world with her and Segami (even if IF nearly dismantled her when she forced her and Segami to actually confess to one another)
"You know what! Fasten your seatbelts girls!" Neptune cried out in annoyance,
"Crap bike you don't have-" Segami wanted to point out before finding herself gripping the handlebars, "What the hellllll!" she yelled as Neptune kept accelerating herself as fast as she could,
"If I use my time shifting components as I apply it to the spatial aspect of my speed, as I approach the threshold of 420 neps/hr then I'll!-" As if through divine intervention itself, as Neptune approached this magical speed, the two riding on the bike could see the space around them itself changing,
"NEEeeeeeepppppp! I swearrrr I'm gooonnnnaaa dismaaaantleee you!" IF called out, looking around she could see the world coming back together, only problem….?
They were like. In the middle of the sky, so as they materialized in this new world, IF and Segami were ejected from the bike as they were sent in different directions high above a seemingly futuristic skyline,
After falling for who knew how long, IF felt herself thud onto the hard ground (unfortunately for our dear windwalker, with no black haired tsundere to break her fall)
"Goddamnit Nep!" IF yelled out in frustration as she rubbed her now sore back side, gingerly standing up, she looked around attempting to orient herself, she could clearly tell she was in a big city, and by the looks of it, it was far more advanced than she had ever seen, which left her with 1 of two explanations, 1. Nep simply sent them to the future, instead of the past, or 2. Nep's dumbass idea actually worked and she was in another dimension. And despite not wanting to give that stupid ass bike any credit, IF was starting to think it was the latter, that did not feel like any of their previous time jumps…
"Iffy! What was that! Are you ok!?" IF was soon brought out of her thoughts by a cheery voice to her side, looking over, she spotted a woman with peach hair, sporting a fluffy sweater that did little to conceal her very noticeable bust, this woman looked on with a very worried voice as she nearly tackled IF to the ground,
"Woooah!" IF stabilized herself so as to not fall to the ground. "What the hell!?" She lamented, who the hell just tackle hugs someone they just met!?
"Ifffyyy you just fell from the sky… were you trying to climb buildings again!? I told you that's a no no!" The worried voice of Planeptune's own resident ditzy nurse lectured her,
"Lady, who the hell are you?" IF asked, both annoyed from everything that had just happened, and confused by this strange woman, this woman, who proceeded to shoot her the poutiest teary eyed look IF had ever seen, which almost made her want to apologize for everything as if every fiber of her being was supposed to feel bad about this situation,
"Iffy! That's so mean! You can't just ignore what I tell you then pretend to not know who your own girlfriend is!" Compa lectured, as IF gulped. Only one thing running through her mind.
Im dismantling that damn bike
Somewhere across Planeptune's city, after taking a far more awkward fall, Segami eventually opened her eyes as she rubbed her head, unaware of if she had lost consciousness or not. Looking around, she could tell she was in a weird looking city, and she was in the center of a crowd of people all staring at her as some alien species, something about all this had Segami feeling really anxious, seemingly transported to a new world, already disoriented from her fall, and surrounded by a crowd of strangers, feeling herself shrinking, Segami soon heard something that made her shoot up,
"For Nep's sake, give the girl some space!" A voice yelled to the crowd which seemed to mumble amongst themselves, before backing up a bit, "Are you ok?" The voice asked, as Segami looked up, and soon felt a smile form on her face,
"Iffy!" She yelled as she flung herself around her girlfriend, "At least crap bike didn't send you too far!" She smiled, and yet,
"Woaah. Kid, seriously are you ok? What happened?" IF seemed lost at all this, as Segami seemed confused by this, "Let's start with this; do you remember your name?" IF asked, as Segami simply pouted,
"You damn well know what it is!" She complained, as IF shook her head,
"Yea ok, were getting you to a hospital" IF presented as Segami shot her another pouty look,
"But-"
"No buts!" IF cut her off, and perhaps it was due to her years of traveling with her, but the tone in which IF took immediately cut off any sort of resistance Segami had in her, as the two soon started walking towards the nearest hospital, Segami crossing her arms in a pout the whole time.
"Don't worry Iffy! The nice doctor will know what to do about your amnesia!" Compa smiled as the two continued walking down the street, IF still hadn't come up with an adequate way to explain her situation to who she was now assuming was the girlfriend of some alternative version of herself. This whole situation was a mess, and honestly, she'd have a few words for her other self if they ever met. This woman clearly didn't hold a candle to Segami!
"Uhh Miss Compa? I uh-"
"Nope! You're seeing the doctor!" Compa put her foot down, as she walked into the waiting area of the hospital she worked at, turning to talk to one of her coworkers to see if they could check in IF, she soon spotted in the waiting area…
"Iffy?"
"Compa? And… is that me?"
"Iffy!"
"Oh! Segami!"
All the parties present seemed spot one another immediately as Segami soon shot up, running over to her IF as she gave her a hug,
"Iffy! The other you is a big meanie! I wanna hit her with a 2x4!" Segami complained with tears in her eyes, as IF nervously scratched the back of her head,
"Easy girl." She calmly spoked, soon clearing her throat as she looked up to see her other self meandering over, soon taking her spot next to the woman IF had been with,
"I think this clears up a lot" The hyper IF chuckled, as she looked at Compa who had some tears in her eyes,
"I thought you forgot me Iffyyyy!" She cried as she buried her face in IF's definitely there chest, as hyper IF shot super IF a glare,
"Hey! I've never met her before!" She defended, as hyper IF let out a sigh,
"Fine. I guess that's fair. Now. What are you doing here, and how did you get here?" IF asked, "You're uhh… partner there kept complaining about a 'crap bike'"
"Yea uhm well you see, Nep decided it would be a great idea to just decide to drop us in another dimension cause she was throwing a fit!" IF complained, before exchanging a look with Segami,
"Wait. Where is the crap bike?" She asked, before both came to the same conclusion at the same time.
"Nepgear" was all they said
Somewhere across Planeptune.
"Hmmm so you're an alternative version of my sister who was trapped in a motorcycle?"
"Yup"
Nepgear could feel her eyes gleam as she looked over with bright enthusiasm towards her toolbox.
Just a goofy little shit post of a chapter I thought up, hope you all enjoyed! Now for reviews.
end5- Thank you as always
Tony Anderson- Ain't it? I find those two cute together, I mean they already bicker like an old married couple anyway.