Interior: Konoha, Hotel, Kurotsuchi's apartment, bedroom, mid-morning.
"What'll it cost me for you to agree not to unleash your power against Iwa?" asked Kurotsuchi as she sat next to Naruto, on the bed.
"Cost you?" he asked, confused.
With flushed cheeks, Kurotsuchi explained, "I'm under orders to reach an agreement and arrangement with you that keeps Iwa safe from you.
I just wasn't expecting to grow attached to you,
Or for my heart to race and smile brighten when I see you or when you look at me."
"Perhaps we could discuss this more later?" he suggested, "So we've both had more time to rest after the prelims."
She nodded, "That sounds like a plan."
"Out of curiosity, what lengths are you being asked to go to?"
She blushed deeper, "Someone on the Iwa council had the nerve to suggest I be gifted to you as a personal slave girl as part of the agreement."
Uzumaki blinked, "How do you feel about that suggestion?"
"Shocked, betrayed, insulted, furious, horrified and outraged.
I'm a proud Kunoichi and the Tsuchikage's granddaughter, practically royalty."
"Fair enough, and I hope the idiot who suggested such a thing was kicked off Iwa's council."
"I'd rather be your lover, but if I'm required to be subservient and submissive to you, preferably as your concubine instead of a slave in that situation, is what I really need to do, I'll make the most of it."
"If I were a lesser man, such an arrangement could be a worse suggestion than me using the Hiraishin to travel around Iwa, and showing up at the next gathering of for their remembrance day, wearing a shirt that says 'I'M THE YELLOW FLASH'S SON, AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS CRAPPY SHIRT,'."
Kurotsuchi erupted into laughter, "Oh, no, that's the worse suggestion of the two."
"You have a beautiful laugh, Kuro-hime,"
Holding her sides as she calmed down, Kurotsuchi smiled, "Thanks, Naruto-kun…" then there was a devious twinkle in her eyes, "I'm a little sore after the prelims, and could use a shower," before she seductively stripped to an exotic, red lingerie set, "Coming?"
Resisting the bait as he stood, he gently kissed her forehead, "Some other time, Kuro-chan," making her pout.
"Will you please join me in the shower, Naru-kun?" she asked, with puppy dog eyes, whilst brushing up against him, "I'll make it worth your while."
"Okay, hime."
Later.
Interior: Konoha, Hokage's tower, office, late morning.
As he entered to see Kin with Hiruzen and Tsunade, Naruto asked, "What's going on?"
"Your new slave girl's given us a treasure trove of valuable intel, and there will be no possibility of the death penalty," replied Tsunade.
"Great, I- Wait… slave?"
"Kin's signed herself over to you as your slave, servant, concubine, or whatever you want to call her."
Kneeling to her master, Kin, whose hair was now short, lowered her head in submission, "I'm all yours to command and to do with as you wish, Naruto-Sama."
"Why have you done this?" Naruto inquired, curious.
"You removed my curse mark, saved and spared my life, healed me of fatal wounds, gave me a new village to call home, protected me from the death penalty and imprisonment, and killed Orochimaru."
"Oh."
"I've also been given a loyalty ensuring seal, not that it would've been necessary, and a tracking seal so you can find me in an emergency.
I am fully ready to serve and pleasure you however you desire, Master,"
"As long as you're comfortable with this arrangement.
I won't force you into something like this."
"Knowing this only makes me more willing to serve you, since you care about that stuff.
And I can tell you won't hurt me if I'm unwilling to do something for you."
Later.
Interior: Konoha, Naruto's loft, living room, mid-day.
Kin, dressed in a black skirt, nylon leggings, a form-fitting, short, sleeveless, crop top, a bracelet, sandals, and a choker bearing the Uzumaki swirl, set down cups of tea for Naruto and Haku.
Taking a sip of his drink, Naruto smiled, "Thanks, Kin-chan,"
"You're welcome, Master," replied the former sound-nin, "Is there anything else I may presently do for you?"
"Do you know how to dance?" asked Haku, "perhaps you could dance for us." before Kin gracefully belly danced for her Masters.
As she finished, Kin lay face up, her back across Naruto's lap, with her arms above her head, "Have I performed to your satisfaction, Naruto-Sama?"
"You did well, Kin-chan." assured Naruto who gently traced across Kin's smooth midriff, making her giggle and squirm beneath his touch, then kissed her cheek.
"Thank you, Naruto-Sama." softly said Kin who slipped her top above her perky, firm, full C-cups, "Does Master like my breasts?" before moaning as he gently caressed them and her nipples.
Later.
Interior: Konoha, Anbu HQ, T/I division, interrogation room, early afternoon.
Looming over a prisoner who was strapped to a table in an X-shape, nude, Naruto stoically asked, "Name?"
"Enjoying the view, perv?"
"I will ask the questions, and you will answer them," dismissed Naruto who leaked a small amount of ki as he strapped her head down, "Now, what is your name?"
"My fucking name is Tayuya, bastard!"
With a hint of sass, Naruto asked, "Okay, Ms Bastard, will you be a good girl, and share the information I require?"
"Fuck you, freaky eyed fucker,"
"You neither have nor presently deserve that privilege, prisoner,"
"I ain't saying shit."
"You misunderstand your situation and position, Tayuya-chan.
You are presently my prisoner to do with as I see fit, and to interrogate however I deem necessary.
I will acquire the information whether you want me to or not, one way or another,"
"I have rights, you fucking asshole!"
"No, actually, you don't.
This is the torture and interrogation division, not a courtroom.
I'm your interrogator, and failure to provide information of sufficient value may result in your execution,"
"Shit… Shit… Fuck!
I'm too fucking young to die!
Please don't let them kill me!"
"Kabuto's file on you was quite explicitly and accurately detailed," chuckled Naruto, "Did you know he had details like your physical measurements, fetishes, kinks, and sexual turn ons?"
"That limp dick sucking piece of shit!"
Staring into her eyes, he threw multiple senbons which landed next to her inner thighs, millimetres away from her shaved womanhood, then sent lightning chakra into them.
"Ahhhhhh!" she screamed before he paused, "Fuck you! You just electrocuted my fuck hole!" then he sent ice chakra into the needles, numbing the pain.
"Cold! Cold! Cold!" she exclaimed, "Fucking freezing!" before the senbons were removed.
Tayuya sighed in relief as his index and middle finger, covered in healing chakra, pressed against her inner thighs, "Ah, that feels so fucking good… but you're a fucking tease, you whiskered wanker.
Those healing fingers aren't far from the fuck hole…
You might as well put them inside me, and finger fuck me with that healing hand."
"Charming, aren't you?"
"What the fuck do you even want, whiskers-kun?" she wondered.
"Among other information, Kimimaro Kaguya's location."
"Boner boy? What the fuck do you want with him?"
"He's dying from a rare illness, but you already knew that, didn't you?"
"Yeah, he mentioned that.
And fuck you,"
"Maybe later,"
"I don't know where he is."
"Maybe I'll have a little chat like this with Kin instead."
"What? No! No! No!
Please! Don't fucking hurt her!
I'll do whatever you want, and tell you everything!
Just please don't hurt Kin-chan, you sexy bitch fucker!"
"Good girl, maybe you'll get a treat later." teased Naruto before Tayuya spilled the beans.
"Where the fuck is Kin-chan anyway?"
"She pledged herself to me as my slave since I removed her curse mark, saved her life, and protected her from the death penalty,"
"Remove my fucking curse mark, and I'll do the same!
Get that shit off of me, and I'm all yours!"
"Did I mention the way I removed it for her involved a kiss jutsu?"
"So we're sealing the fucking deal with a kiss?"
"It was one method that preserved the modesty of the one it's used on."
"Modesty?" asked Tayuya, "I'm fucking spread out, naked, tied to a table, and my shaved pussy can feel the cold draft!
You can have your fucking way with me in every way you've ever dreamt of right now for all I care!
Hell, I fucking want you to!
And my curse mark's right between my fucking highly aroused C-cup tits!"
"Oh? Am I making you excited?" Naruto teased, "You're such a naughty girl."
"Fuck yes! You've excited and aroused me!
You're making me hornier than a wild beast in heat!"
Destroying her curse mark, he asked, "How do you feel, Tayu-chan?"
"This sexy bitch is horny!
Fuck me good, you fucking tease!"
"What's the magic word?"
"Please fuck me like the horny bitch I am!
Put me in my place and dominate the fuck out of me, my new Master!"
Later.
Interior: Konoha, hospital, operating theatre, mid-afternoon.
Finishing a simple procedure on Kimimaro, with the help of Shizune and Naruto, Tsunade smiled, "Success."
Later.
Interior: Konoha, Hokage tower, office, late afternoon.
Seated across from Tayuya, Kin and Naruto, Tsunade chuckled, "So you have two slave girls now.
Jiraiya will be so jealous."
"They chose it of their own free will."
"Moving on, some of the visiting nobles have already recommended promoting you to High Jonin and Sannin.
Little do they know you're an undercover Anbu,"
"For the record, I hate pretending to be a Genin."
"Holy shit, that's fucking awesome!" mused Tayuya.
The foul mouthed beauty wore a short, purple, V-neck top that left her midriff bare, black ¾ length form-fitting pants, a leather belt, sandals, a choker bearing the Uzumaki swirl, and a tattoo.
"Thank you, but watch the language.
And Neko-chan will take you two back to my place." chuckled Naruto as Neko took Tayuya and Kin by the arm, and shunshinned away.
A few days later.
Interior: Konoha, bathhouse, men's change room, mid-morning.
As he, Choji, Shikamaru, Kiba, Kankuro, Yahiko, Nagato, and Shino, encountered Neji, Naruto asked, "No hard feelings about the match?"
"That's what you say to me after you almost killed me?"
"I was merciful compared to what I did to the Uchiha traitor."
"I cannot truly bear any resentment or grudge towards you, Naruto-san.
I admit I was out of line, and brought upon myself such a defeat at your hands."
"Good, and thank Kami you didn't face Hinata in the prelims.
The way you were acting, I have a feeling you would've tried to kill her.
If that had been the case, regardless of the outcome, I would've intervened before the Senseis and proctor got the chance.
Or made our fight look as friendly as Fuu and Ino's match by comparison to what I'd do to you in the finals."
Neji trembled, "That's certainly saying something since theirs finished as a tickle fight,"
"Well, my baby sister's a bundle of joy who doesn't like hurting people, so it wasn't shocking that she was being playful,"
"Sister? You look nothing alike,"
"We're an adopted family."
"I see."
As he heard a loud crash and screams from multiple girls, after knocking out a byakugan active Neji who'd been facing towards a certain wall, Naruto groaned, "This better not be the Pervy Sage." before rushing out of the room.
Interior: Konoha, bathhouse, women's bathing room, mid-morning.
Entering, Naruto growled, "Pervy Sage! I swear to…" then noticed the hole in the ceiling, and a blindfolded Rock Lee of all people being held by the collar, "What is going on here?"
Ino, Ayame, Temari, Haku, Gaara, Tenten, Shizune, Kin, Tayuya, Yugito, Anko, Mabui, Samui, Karui, Kurotsuchi, Izumi, Konan, Tsume, Kurenai, Yugao and Hana, all naked, turned towards him.
A few of them blushed at either their nakedness or seeing him in nothing but a towel whilst some of the others were amused by his blush, and certain cheeky vixens, like Anko, Haku, Kin, Kurotsuchi and Tayuya, struck a sexy pose with their assets on full display.
"Lee must've been peeping on us." concluded Samui.
"First of all, he's blindfolded right now so that's unlikely.
Secondly, he wears ridiculously heavy training weights on each leg," replied Naruto, keeping his eyes up out of respect, who received new memories, "And he was hand-walking on the rooftop, in that blindfold, and caught his sleeve on something which made him fall through the roof."
"That sounds like Lee, alright," sighed Tenten, "but how do you know that?"
Naruto elaborated, "I had a shadow clone waiting for him outside, and they dispelled after they saw Lee fall through the roof.
If you want, I can send one to the rooftop to collect the stray bit of fabric to provide as evidence.
Also, he's still blindfolded so he can't see anything.
He's not unconscious and covered in his own blood from a severe nosebleed.
There's several sensory and tracker type ninjas in here that could've easily sensed him.
And there's at least one mind walker here who could easily find out the truth by searching Lee's memories."
Temari met Naruto's gaze, "Hot stuff, you'd better take him away before someone sounds the alarm, or notices you're a boy and tries to beat you to a pulp for being in here."
Naruto bowed his head, "As you wish." before using wood style to fix the hole.
After every girl present kissed him on the lips, Naruto dragged Lee away, "We'll be speaking to Gai Sensei about this.
The bathhouse isn't the place to be training blindfolded, or for wearing those weights.
He should've made that clear.
You need to be more careful, ya know?"
"I'm sorry," said Lee.
"I know you didn't intend it to happen, now I'm taking you to the infirmary."
"Who was the Pervy Sage that Naruto-kun mentioned?" asked Kurotsuchi.
"Jiraiya Sensei," answered Konan.
"How did a Sannin get such a nickname?"
"He's the author of Icha Icha," answered Shizune, "And a self-proclaimed super pervert."
"I haven't read them," shrugged Kurotsuchi, "Are they good?"
"Not as good as Naruto's books, or him in bed." answered Anko.
"He writes books?"
"The Kitsune's Heart series is one of them."
Kurotsuchi burst into laughter, "Oh, if Iwa found out their favourite author was the son of the Yellow Flash, the looks on their faces would be priceless.
Roshi Sensei, as a Jinchuriki himself, told me only a fellow Jinchuriki could've written something that hit so close to home for him."
"I see Iwa doesn't keep their Jinchuriki identities state secrets," noted Temari.
"Who still does that?" asked Kurotsuchi, "The treatment they usually receive from idiots in their villages practically advertises it, so their heritages aren't kept secret either so they can at least know they had a family who loved them."
Haku observed, "Today happens to be a mixed bathing day.
I think I'll bathe with Naruto-kun."
"Count me in on this," replied Gaara, "I wish to see Naruto-kun naked as well."
"And we just accused Lee of being a pervert." chuckled Tenten.
Anko smirked, "Naru-kun just saw all of us naked from every angle.
We should call him back, and tear off his towel so we can make it even."
"I like Naruto-kun seeing me naked." admitted Kurotsuchi, "I wanted him to touch me… hold me… kiss me… and other things."
"Ooh, you're a naughty girl."
"Yugito-chan, I'll come in with you when you bathe with Naruto-kun," stated Samui, "to keep an eye on you, in case something happens, since your cat's always in heat,"
The two-tails Jinchuriki smirked, "You just want to see Naruto-kun naked,"
"That would be cool."
A few minutes later.
Interior: Konoha, bathhouse, private mixed bathing area, mid-morning.
In the water with Haku, Yugito, Yugao, Tsume, Tenten, Temari, Gaara, Samui, Hana, Kin, Tayuya, Anko, Kurotsuchi and Kurenai, Naruto gave a relaxed sigh.
Cheeky as ever, Anko asked, "Hey, Naruto-kun, how's it feel to know we can all see what you're packing below the belt?"
Naruto shrugged, "I didn't realise anyone was staring, but I guess we can call it even after what happened before,"
"It's cool that you're so big," teased Samui, making him blush.
"Thanks," chuckled Naruto who realised, "I'm sorry, I don't believe we've had the pleasure of being introduced."
"Name's Samui,"
"Naruto Uzumaki, and it's a pleasure to meet you, Samui-chan."
"I'm already Samui-chan, huh?" teased the busty Kumo-nin who puffed out her chest, highlighting her DD-cups, "That's cool.
Like what you see, Naruto-kun?
Are you enjoying the view of my naked body?"
"As much as I'm allowed to without getting in trouble or making you uncomfortable."
"Cool, because I'm enjoying the view of yours." mused Samui, "What kind of trouble would you get yourself into?"
"Considering we hardly know each other, I could end up under one of Nai-hime's Genjutsu if you're not comfortable with me looking." innocently replied Naruto, earning amused giggles from the girls.
"Aren't you immune to Genjutsu?" asked Kurenai as she swam over to him, teasing him by pressing her body intimately close to his.
Meeting her crimson eyes, he replied, "I'm sure the Goddess of Genjutsu would find a way."
Blushing, Kurenai asked, "Goddess? Not Mistress?"
"Goddess is far more accurate and flattering when describing you," answered Naruto who felt Yuhi's arms wrap around him as something warm rubbed against his member, "What cha doin'?"
"Trying to tempt you, but will you fall under my spell?"
"You're naughty, Nai-hime," chuckled Naruto, then he softly let slip a moan as his now fully hardened and extended member was stroked by Kurenai's gentle hands, "Ah, that feels good,"
"If Genjutsu won't work on you, my powers of seduction will." chuckled Kurenai who kissed him, "and a little birdie reminded me how good you are in bed,"
"That birdie is Anko-hime, and of course she did."
As she sweetly smiled, Anko innocently asked, "Would I do that?"
"Yes, you would in graphic and explicit detail."
"So, Naru-kun, would you like to take me right here?" seductively asked Kurenai.
"Are you sure about this?" inquired Naruto, "We've got a bit of an audience, ya know."
"Wouldn't have asked if I wasn't, and seducing you is fun.
So, will you please remind me how amazing you are?"
He nodded, "As you wish, Nai-hime." earning a radiant smile from Yuhi, "Does anyone want to join us?" before the present company joined in the love making.
Several hours later.
When they were all finished, he asked, "Everyone satisfied?
Or would you like another round to finish satisfying you?"
Exhausted, Samui and Hana asked, "How do you have so much stamina?"
"I think we're all out of stamina except you, Naruto-kun," informed Anko, "and that was amazing."
"Fuck yeah it was, cock sucker." agreed Tayuya.
"That was heavenly, Naruto-kun," praised Kurotsuchi who happily relaxed, "You certainly have the legendary Uzumaki dexterity and stamina."
"Thank you, Kuro-hime." mused Naruto as the Iwa Kunoichi brought his hands to her aroused breasts which he massaged, earning a small moan.
Tsume asked, "The fact that I've let you fuck me again, and that you dominated me isn't awkward is it?"
"Only if Kiba finds out I fucked his mother and his sister."
"Agreed, but make no mistake.
You may have been capable of dominating me, but I'm no sub in the bedroom.
You're simply the first and only man to ever dominate me.
And you did it fair and square, Alpha.
Although I've only fucked two men in my lifetime, with you being the second."
"Does that mean you're into women too?" asked Naruto.
"It might."
"Naru-kun, I had lots of fun," mentioned Hana as she gave him a cheeky grin, "You're definitely an Alpha, and it felt amazing,"
"I'm glad you enjoyed yourself." mused Naruto.
Samui's cheeks flushed, "Being so intimate with you was cool, and it felt so good."
"Naru-kun, you know I'd love to be with you too, don't you?" asked Yugao as she nuzzled Naruto's cheek, "This kitty wants you to make her yours, lover,"
Uzumaki kissed Uzuki's cheek, "Nice kitty-chan, I'll run it by the others, and ask for their approval.
I want them to have a say in who else I hook up with."
"You know they'll approve,"
"True, and there's always been a reserved spot for you, although there's a lot going on right now with the exams.
And I don't want us hooking up to be a spur of the moment decision after some damn amazing sex,"
"Fair enough," agreed Yugao, "I've actually been thinking it through since you entered the CRA."
The next day.
Interior: Konoha, Hokage tower, office, morning.
Upon a knock on the door, Tsunade called, "Enter." before she felt an imminent headache.
Escorted by Shizune, the 4th Raikage and Killer Bee laid eyes on Naruto.
"Yo, lucky number nine, nephew of mine.
They've been feeding you right, you look prepped for a fight," greeted Kirabi as he danced his way over to Uzumaki.
"Uncle Bee, you know me, and long time no see.
Now share a fist bump with me," replied Naruto who fist bumped the eight-tails Jinchuriki.
"Kirabi and Gyuki in da house, fool, ya fool."
Tsunade, Shizune and Ay sweatdropped.
"So, what can I do for you, Lord Raikage?" asked Tsunade.
"I just wanted to see Naruto.
His old man was both my friend and my greatest rival.
I greatly respected his mother as well.
Just between us, she's the scarier of the two.
And what's this I heard about Naruto putting down Orochimaru?"
"He killed him, and he won't be coming back this time,"
"Good riddance." mused the Raikage before the door opened, and Mei Terumi gracefully strode into the room.
"Are you an Angel?" asked Naruto as he gazed upon the auburn haired woman, properly taking in her beauty as he hadn't taken the time during their previous encounter.
"Awww, Honey, you're so sweet.
And you're why I'm here, darling,"
Naruto gestured, "Mizukage Mei Terumi, allow me to introduce Hokage Tsunade Senju, Raikage Ay, and Lord Killer Bee,"
"Thank you for the introductions, Honey." chuckled Mei who kissed Naruto's cheeks.
"What can I do for you, Mei?" asked Tsunade.
"We in Kiri wish to form a stronger alliance with Konoha through marriage,"
"Is that so? And who might Kiri be offering, and asking for?"
"I offer myself to marry Naruto-kun,"
"Why am I not surprised?"
Lord Ay turned to Naruto, "Damn, son, are you gonna accept?
It's not every day a Kage says they'll form an alliance if you marry them,"
"True, however Mei-hime needs to be aware that I'm under the CRA, so I'm required to have multiple wives," answered Naruto, "If she's sure she loves and wants to marry me, she'll have to share."
"I know you are, darling," assured Mei, "and I don't mind sharing after all I've heard about you."
"Why have you chosen me, Mei-hime?" inquired Naruto.
"For one thing, you helped bring peace to my village, you're strong, handsome, and kind-hearted in spite of all you've been through.
Zabuza also vouched for you, and I've spoken to many people close to you."
"Since I'm a Jinchuriki and thrice clan heir and head, there may be some resistance from the Konoha council if I move to Kiri, leaving Konoha without one.
Or some resistance from Kiri's on the same note after the recent conflict,"
"In my book, a village that terrorises, tortures and abuses their Jinchuriki doesn't deserve them," stated Mei before Yagura walked in.
"Hey, man, how are you and Isobu?" asked Naruto, "Any trouble?"
Yagura shrugged, "None since you got Madara out of our heads."
"I'm glad to hear it.
I was worried you might've been executed, or something."
Tsunade rubbed her forehead, "How many Jinchuriki are in my village right now?"
"Roshi and Son Goku: the four-tails are the only Jinchuriki and Tailed Spirit tag-team not in Konoha," replied Naruto, "Last time we wrote to each other, he was just dropping off some people he'd rescued from one of Orochimaru's labs, in the Land of Iron where the Samurai can protect them," shocking his peers, "And it's going to be interesting announcing my engagement to Mei-hime,"
"It sure is."
Yagura wondered, "Has Naruto ever considered taking the Hokage hat?"
"No, but have any of you considered using elemental or shadow clones to help with the paperwork?" replied Naruto, "Assuming the original retains the memories of elemental clones when they dispel, like with shadow clones.
"Of course I'd find out the secret of defeating Kage's Bane after being removed from office." whined Yagura.
"Who's on your current list of girlfriends for the CRA?" asked Mei as she undressed Naruto with her eyes.
"Anko-chan, Haku-chan, Kurenai-chan, Tenten-chan, Gaara-chan, and now yourself,"
Ay mentioned, "I was about to propose a marriage between you and Yugito,"
"Why didn't you lead with that?" wondered Naruto.
"I was waiting for Yugito to get here herself."
"Fair enough," chuckled Yugito who appeared next to Naruto, "this isn't quite how I pictured getting engaged to you.
How about it, Naru-kun?
Will you marry me?"
"I believe that's my line, kitten-hime," quipped Uzumaki, "As long as you're doing this by choice, of your own free will.
I'd never force a relationship on you, or let one be forced on either of us.
If our villages want to take the opportunity to form closer and stronger bonds at the same time, that's their business."
"Kitten, kiss him," purred Matatabi as she spoke aloud, "He agreed to marry you as long as it's what you really want.
We both know you want him,"
Yugito's cheeks flushed, "I'd love to marry you, Naru-kun." before Naruto caressed her right cheek.
"Naru-kun, that's not the cheek she wants your hand resting on," teased Kurama, "She wants your hand on her cute ass, and the other on her tits,"
"Pervy Vixen," groaned Naruto.
"Pervy Vixen? How dare you, Naruto-kun!?" replied Kurama, "The nerve! The audacity!
I'm not a Pervy Vixen, I'm a Super Pervy Vixen!" making everyone but Naruto and Yugito laugh.
An hour later.
Interior: Konoha, Namikaze estate, Naruto's house, living room, morning.
Having gathered Anko, Haku, Yugito, Gaara, Tenten & Mei, Naruto informed, "I have news to share with you girls,"
"Ooh, gathering the harem, lover?" teased Anko, "Where's Nai-chan? And what's the news?"
"As part of a recent agreement between villages, I'm now engaged to Mizukage Mei Terumi and Yugito Nii."
Anko pouted, "I was hoping to be the first one you'd propose to, but a group proposal's still awesome."
Naruto revealed several small boxes and handed them to each of the girls, "Will you lovely ladies make me the happiest man in the world and marry me?"
In awe of her ring and the love in his voice, Anko, at the same time as the others, answered, "Yes!"
"When I woke up this morning, I wasn't expecting to become a sister-wife of the new Mizukage, though I definitely saw it coming with Anko," chuckled Tenten, "this is going to be very interesting."
"Agreed, darling." replied Mei before the group collectively hugged, then the doorbell rang.
"Is Nai-chan arriving fashionably late?" asked Anko before Kurenai was escorted in by Kin and Tayuya, "Yay!"
Kurenai wore an alluring red dress that snugly clung to her mesmerising figure, a necklace, and red shoes.
"Ooh, Naru-kun, are you finally proposing to your lovely Nai-hime?" teased Kurenai who beamed at Naruto, "I was hoping you'd ask me sooner, since I was one of the first women to truly love you."
Presenting Kurenai with a gold ring with a small red gem as he knelt on one knee, Naruto asked, "I love you, and always have, my fair Nai-hime.
And I would be more than honoured to accept you as my wife.
Will you please marry me?"
Taking his hand as she slipped the ring onto her finger, Kurenai gazed into his eyes, then kissed him, "I love you too, Naruto-kun.
I'll happily become one of your wives.
I'm blessed to say I'm all yours, Naru-kun.
In my heart, I know I've loved you for a long time."
"I'm blessed to be loved by you, Nai-hime."
Appearing out of nowhere in a white and green blur, Fuu hugged the crimson eyed beauty, "Welcome to the family."
Returning the embrace, Kurenai smiled, "Awww, thank you, sweetie."
Anko smirked, "Everyone in the village who's into women will be so jealous of Naruto.
He's gonna marry two of Konoha's legendary Ice Queens and a sexy Kage."
"And if anyone makes inappropriate advances towards any of you, they'll pray the Genjutsu they'll be put under is one of Nai-chan's," replied Haku, "The Tsukuyomi isn't one you want to be caught in."
"Naru-kun put me under Tsukuyomi once," chuckled Kurenai, "and subjected me to seventy-two hours worth of non-stop tickle torture."
"And I bet you loved every second of it." replied Yugito.
"You're one to talk, kitten-chan." mused Naruto who reached over and tickled Yugito's belly, making her burst into giggles.
Nonchalantly, Naruto's partners revealed their engagement rings.
"Yay!" cheered Fuu as she smiled at Naruto, "I already love them,"
"And I'm sure they love you too, Fuu-imouto,"
"Yippee!"
"Shall we adopt Fuu-chan, Naru-kun?" asked Kurenai.
"I'd love to, though Taki might have something to say about that," replied Naruto.
"Actually, I've been banished and exiled, whatever the difference is, which I found out yesterday," said Fuu, "And I wanna stay here with you, Naru-Niichan,"
"Then we'll discuss it with Grandma Tsunade."
"Yay! I'm getting adopted!"
"My, you're a bundle of joy, aren't you, little one?" chuckled Mei who planted a kiss upon Fuu's forehead, and brought her into a hug.
Out of Fuu's earshot, Yugito mentioned to Naruto, "I walked in on Samui-chan moaning your name while pleasuring herself, and she asked me about joining your harem."
Uzumaki's cheeks flushed, "I hardly know her, but I am willing to get to know her and see where things go from there,"
"Yugao-chan told me she still wants to join us too." mentioned Anko.
"And she's more than welcome to." assured Uzumaki.
Interior: Konoha, hotel, Kurotsuchi's apartment, living room, morning.
"Grandfather's arranging what between me and Naruto-kun?" asked Kurotsuchi, shocked.
"I've mentioned how you've taken a strong liking to Naruto-san.
The Tsuchikage thought a marriage between the two of you would greatly improve relations between our villages." explained Kitsuchi.
Kurotsuchi blushed, "Father, you told him about that?"
"You can't deny he makes you happy.
I've never seen you smile the way you smile at Naruto-san before."
"Okay! Yes! I'm head over heels for Naruto-kun!
I've fallen in love with him!
There, I said it! Are you happy now?"
"I haven't made up my mind."
"This is a bit much on such short notice."
"Perhaps, although we'll have to see what he and the Hokage think about this first.
Iwa offering the Tsuchikage's granddaughter for a marriage with the Yellow Flash's son would raise some red flags after all."
"His name's Naruto Uzumaki."
Later.
Interior: Konoha, Hokage tower, late morning.
Massaging her temples, Tsunade sat across from Kitsuchi, "I really wish he was here in person to discuss this.
This wouldn't happen to be his idea of a peace offering so Naruto doesn't destroy Iwa for its role in destroying Uzushio, would it?"
"I have no idea what his intentions are."
As Naruto and Kurotsuchi arrived in a yellow flash, and separated hands, the redhead asked, "You summoned us, Grandma Tsunade?"
Tsunade nodded, "There's been a new request from Iwa involving the both of you,"
"They want me and Kuro-hime to get married?"
"Yes."
"So… are you going to agree to it, Naru-kun?" asked Kurotsuchi, hopeful with flushed cheeks.
"Let's run it by the women I'm already engaged to, since they're getting a say in this too."
"There's also which of your clan names I'd be taking to consider."
"Before we actually decide, shall we prank the Tsuchikage by telling him you're choosing Namikaze?" asked Naruto, frighteningly innocently, making everyone laugh.
Kurotsuchi grinned, "You're cheeky and crazy, Naru-kun.
We'd better get good cameras to catch his reaction."
Sharing a smirk with Kitsuchi, Tsunade said, "Okay, you two, go talk to Naruto's other fiancés."
Soon thereafter.
Interior: Konoha, Dango Diner, late morning.
Naruto, Anko, Kurenai, Tenten, Haku, Yugito, Gaara, Mei & Kurotsuchi sat together.
To say Anko was shocked was an understatement, "The Tsuchikage's granddaughter is marrying you too?"
"Actually, Naru-kun wanted to run it by the rest of you before agreeing to it." clarified Kurotsuchi.
"As long as you're actually willing to love him, not just doing this because you were ordered to.
Naruto-kun has had a difficult life with most of the population hating and trying to kill him."
"Why would they hate someone as kind as Naru-kun?"
"Because of my status as a Jinchuriki.
The civilians were led to believe I was Kyuubi in human form, not the container, which went smoother because my parent's identities were classified information." answered Naruto.
Kurotsuchi hugged him, "Those books of yours are more biographical than people think, aren't they?"
"Yeah."
"I was already falling in love with you, so I'll happily marry you."
Yugito wondered, "That's eight soon-to-be wives in total, with Samui and Yugao currently under consideration.
How many wives are you meant to take at minimum for each clan?"
"Four, so I'd need twelve wives as a minimum total." answered Uzumaki.
"Even if you combined the three clans into one House?" asked Tenten.
"If he did, the three clans would still need restoration.
Placing them under one banner wouldn't change that fact," answered Mei, "It'd make the three clans branches of the same tree."
Later.
Interior: Konoha, Hokage tower, office, mid-day.
"What can I do for you, Grandma?" asked Naruto as he entered.
Tsunade held out a scroll, "I believe this is yours,"
Opening the scroll after placing it on the desk, Naruto smiled at the sight of a black Jonin style vest, "Sweet, no more pretending to be a Genin.
I hated doing that."
"You've also been promoted to Sannin with full rights, status, rank, autonomy, authority and privileges."
"You're the best, ya know?"
"As a little surprise, I think I might have you proctor the finals."
"Given I was a participant in these same exams only a few days ago, that could cause an uproar.
On the other hand, Killer Bee could Proctor the exam finals.
It'll entertain the kids, and torture the villagers with his bad jokes and rapping.
Subjecting the people who tortured me to Killer Bee's bad rapping, and the revelation they'd paid for a concert and the finals,"
With a chuckle, Tsunade said, "Put on your vest," before Naruto obliged.
"How would you feel about taking a Genin squad in the future?" she asked.
"I'm open to the idea, be it a squad or an apprentice.
Who'd you have in mind?"
"Konohamaru Sarutobi, Moegi, and Hanabi Hyuga,"
"I'll gladly train them if they're assigned to me."
"Anbu trained you since you were a small boy.
You've been a part of it for most of your life.
Will you be happy to retire from it?"
"Once an Anbu, always an Anbu.
We're a family.
Although I will transition from full time to part time should you ask it of me.
And especially if I'm taking students, so I don't neglect their training."
Tsunade gave a satisfied smile, "When needed or travelling, I'll have you accompany me as one of my personal bodyguards.
You are free to do this in and out of your Anbu uniform.
You may also openly wear your Anbu uniform, and customise it and your headband as you see fit."
"Nice, since all the new alliances make my allegiance further than Konoha and the land of fire."
"Oh?"
"I might wear a headband with the kanji for nature, since almost all of the shinobi villages and the elemental nations, great and small, derive their names from aspects of nature."
"That sounds like quite the bold statement."
"As you know, I've patented each of my original jutsu and seals."
"And?"
"You'd be surprised how many Kunoichi wanted to learn each version of the sexy jutsu, or Advanced Henge as it's been renamed," replied Naruto, "And I've given the bath houses and Hot Springs some architectural durability enhancement and anti-peephole seals."
"Good to know."
Interior: Konoha, Naruto's house, living room, early afternoon.
Greeting his fiancés and Fuu, Naruto smiled, "Hey, everyone,"
"Naruto, you got promoted to Chunin?" mused Tenten, "Wow, that's really cool.
The exams haven't even finished yet,"
"Actually, I was already High Jonin and an Anbu commando, but I've been promoted to Sannin as well.
Didn't actually know they made a rank of it, but I'm not going to complain about the perks it comes with." explained Naruto, shocking his peers, "I was undercover as a Genin and academy student almost the whole time.
Although I don't think killing Orochimaru was how I became a Sannin."
"And you kept your true ranking a secret because you knew the now dead civilian council would've freaked out, right?" asked Yugito.
"They created the kyuubi festival to remind people of their hatred, fear, grief and anger so they'd target me.
It was all a giant diversion to keep most of the shinobi corps occupied so ignorant and psychotic mobs could have what they called the 'Fox hunts,' which was hunting down and trying to kill me.
Those councillors knew my heritage the whole time, and wanted me dead as revenge against my father for putting them in their place and so they could steal my inheritance."
"Those monsters!" gasped Fuu.
"Damn bastards." growled Kurotsuchi.
"I also declined proctoring the finals because my personal relationships with several finalists could be seen as a conflict of interest." mentioned Naruto, "And the Hokage wants to talk to some of the participants who it turns out weren't really Genin.
If word reached the public that shinobi already of Chunin rank, or higher, were participating in the Chunin exams, it'd cause a serious problem."
Kurotsuchi's eyes widened, "And what about your involvement?"
"I was sent in to confirm the identities of undercover Chunin and above, and eliminate wanted criminals, Root fugitives, and missing-nins who'd infiltrated the exams,"
"Fair enough."
As she was escorted in by Kin, Yugao warmly hugged Naruto, "You wanted to see me, Naru-kun?"
Stepping back from the purple haired medic as the hug ended, Naruto knelt, and presented her with a golden ring and a black and gold hilted tanto with a purple gem between the blade and hilt, and a golden sheath, "Yugao Uzuki, my Ken-Tenshi, I love you.
Will you marry me?"
Slipping the ring onto her finger and accepting the sword without hesitation, Yugao examined the blade to see the kanjis for maelstrom, union, love and cat engraved upon the black blade in lavender, then she kissed him with fiery passion, "Of course I'll marry you, my Naru-kun.
Bonus points for remembering the Uzuki clan's tradition of engagement swords."
Tenten admired the ceremonial weapon, "It's so beautiful…"
"I forged it myself." admitted Naruto.
"My shop's always in need of creative new weapons and designs.
Wanna be business partners?"
"We already arranged that a few years ago, panda-chan." reminded Uzumaki.
Tenten's cheeks flushed, "I knew that."
"Oh, Naruto-kun, there's something we'll need to clear up for me and Yugao-chan," mentioned Yugito, "Since you use feline nicknames for both of us."
"Can't we share the nicknames, and let the context do the rest, kitten-chan?" asked Uzuki.
"I can live with that, Neko-chan." agreed Yugito.
"This is going to be an interesting new family." mused Kurotsuchi with the others nodding in agreement.
Interior: Konoha, Inuzuka compound, Tsume's house, Hana's bathroom, mid-afternoon.
Enjoying a relaxing shower with privacy seals active, Hana massaged her D-cups, and stroked her womanhood as she fantasised about a certain whiskered redhead, "Hmmmm, Kami, yes, Naruto-kun, give it to me, and make me your bitch.
Collar me and keep me on a short leash so I can't pull away when I suck your cock.
Yes, overpower me, put me in my place, and dominate me like the Alpha you are, Naruto-kun."