Interior: Konoha, academy, classroom, late morning.

"Come in, Naruto-otuoto," invited Iruka as he saw Naruto at the opened door.
Stepping into the room to see class was in session, Naruto asked, "Been keeping out of trouble since I was last here, Iruka?"
"Well, none of my fellow teachers have tried to kill me lately, so I'd say so."

"Notice anything?"
"You mean besides how you look like the ghost of Lord Fourth?
You were made a Chunin, I see,"
"Actually, I've been a Jonin for several years, but undercover," stated Naruto, deciding not to mention his real rank.
"You already outrank me?"
"In my book, experience outranks everything, Dolphin."
"After school's over, let's celebrate over a bowl of ramen,"
"Sorry, Iruka," declined Naruto who poked Umino's forehead, "some other time."
"Right."

Getting everyone's attention, Iruka called, "Class, say hello to Jonin Naruto Uzumaki-Senju!"
"Good morning, Naruto-Sensei." chorused the class.
"Morning, everyone.
Working hard? Or hardly working?"
"We'll totally ace the graduation exam, boss!" shouted Konohamaru, with a grin.
"Enthusiasm is good, but making sure you're able to back up your words is better, Kono-otuoto."

"How are you finding the improvements to the curriculum?" asked Naruto, addressing Iruka.
"Some of the new requirements for graduation seemed a bit advanced for kids,"
"They were all mandatory when Jiraiya was a student here.
Whoever replaced chakra control and manipulation as a course with pressing flowers deserves to be tortured worse than Orochimaru's right hand man would be after an enraged Anko gets her hands on them for stealing her Dango,"
"Thanks for the nightmare that mental image will give me," chuckled Iruka as he sweatdropped.
"You're welcome," replied Naruto who vanished in a puff of smoke.
"A shadow clone? Of course it was."

Interior: Konoha, Hokage mansion, office, mid-day.

Hearing her beloved behind her, Tsunade activated all of the privacy seals whilst the doors and windows were covered and locked, "Can't you use the door?"
"The window's more romantic, hime," answered Jiraiya as he stepped in front of her, holding his notebook.
"I don't suppose those notes are for the Utterly Gutsy Shinobi's sequel?
That was always my favourite of your books,"
"Oh, so you have read some of my works?"
"I've read all of your books."

"Now who's the pervert?"
The busty Hokage giggled, "You're not a pervert, you're a super pervert,"
Jiraiya lifted her into his arms bridal style before sitting in the fold-out bed she'd moved into the office, "I'm your super pervert,"
"And don't you forget it," teased Tsunade who kissed him, "Now, why don't we unwind, and have a good time?"
"Sounds like an adventure for Jiraiya the Gallant," agreed Jiraiya.
"My favourite hero." she chuckled before they tenderly kissed.
Then she undid and discarded her robe, exposing her sexy upper body to her lover.
"No bra, hime?" he asked.
"I haven't worn one in years, love," she answered as she lay face up on her bed, "now, I need a good massage, and you're the only man for the job."
Eyes gleaming, Jiraiya more than happily and expertly complied, "Are you enjoying the skills of the Master?" whilst she let slip a relaxed sigh and a little moan of pleasure, "Do you like that, hime?"
Cheeks flushed, she replied, "Yes, I love it, now make love to me, Jiraiya-kun."
"Hime, it would be my honour."

Interior: Konoha, Ichiraku's ramen, mid-day.

"Anything else at the moment, or do you want to let your food go down first?" asked Teuchi, happy to see his favourite customer with a small army of companions.
"I think I'll let it all go down before I decide.
Three of my companions are Kage." answered Naruto as he gestured to Yagura, Mei and Ay.
"Former on my part," interjected Yagura.
"Still counts."
Teuchi smiled, "Thank you for bringing so many friends to celebrate with you.
I've never hosted so many VIPs before."

"Kankuro, stop staring at Nai-hime's chest," warned Naruto, "or face the consequences."
"Hers weren't the only tits I was looking at.
I swear I was looking at all the tits that don't belong to my sisters." assured Kankuro, earning glares and ki directed towards him.
Naruto raised his hand, "ALMIGHTY PUSH!" before the puppeteer was sent flying out of the establishment, through several walls.

"Gai, I think Kankuro needs a good, long reprimand and lecture on his most un-youthful behaviour, and you're the right man for the job." quipped Kakashi before the spandex brigade disappeared in a blur.
"If he returns in the same ridiculous outfit as them, I'm blaming you, Hatake." chuckled Baki.

"Fool should've known not to peep like a creep on Mr Nine's divines," rapped Kirabi who finished his bowl, "this was delicious, I must confess.
Of gaining a regular customer, you have success.
My appetite, I must appease.
So another bowl of ramen, if I may, please?"
Giggling in amusement, Ayame passed Bee an extra large bowl, "Let's see if the Naruto special fills the spot."
"We shall see, for Ichiraku's Ramen is heavenly. Wee!"
"Bee, I think that's enough of a preview before the show," interjected Naruto, "Ya know?"

As she joined them, Hinata asked, "Naruto-Niisan, how do you think Hanabi-imouto will react if you're assigned as her Sensei?"
"I'm sure the little firecracker would be thrilled." replied Naruto.

Interior: Konoha, Hokage tower, council chamber, early afternoon.

"I'm sure you're wondering why I've called you here." rhetorically said Tsunade, accompanied by Yami Kitsune, as each of the clan heads nodded.
"For something troublesome, no doubt." sighed Shikaku.
"An interesting miracle has occurred in an unusual fashion thanks to Yami Kitsune of our Anbu," informed Tsunade, "Please remove your mask for us."
Unmasking himself, Naruto surprised a few of the clan heads.
"Naruto is the Yami Kitsune?" asked Choza, shocked.
"The one and only." answered Naruto.
"I thank you for your service, Naruto-kun." said Shibi.

"I'm adopting Fuu-chan, formerly of Taki," informed Naruto.
Shikaku sighed, "Troublesome, Naruto-kun wants to adopt a fellow Jinchuriki."
Shibi inquired, "Given how Naruto-kun was treated by the civilian population due to his Jinchuriki status, will Fuu-san be in a safe and healthy environment in our village?"
"Well, you all know better than to expose a Jinchuriki's identity, and she'll be under the protection of at least three clans." answered Tsunade, "Also, Naruto-kun's friends and future wives already adore her.
She's a bundle of joy that even foreign participants in the exam enjoy being around."

Exterior: Konoha, shinobi district, Aburame compound, garden, early afternoon.

"Thank you for keeping an eye on me while Naruto-Niichan talks to the council, Shino-Niisan." appreciatively said Fuu whilst being given a tour.
"It is always a pleasure to meet someone outside of my clan who shares my interest in the study of insects.
Many find my clan's hosting colonies of insects inside us quite disturbing and tend to limit interaction with us."
"Best to avoid Taki then." advised Fuu, "I was the most hated person there for hosting the ultimate Rhinoceros beetle inside me."

"I believe I know what you refer to."
"Speaking of lucky seven, there's nothing unusual going on with your hives and colonies because she and I are here is there?"
"There is not."
"That's a relief since other insect users tend to lose control of their hives when I'm around."
"I suspect it's because my clan's insects are used to close proximity to individuals with extraordinary chakra, like Naruto-san's.
Other insect users will not have the same experience and familiarity, and will therefore become confused and disorganised."
"That makes sense," mused Fuu before a butterfly landed on her nose, and Shino caught a well timed photo, then she raised her hand and it landed on her finger, "So cute."

Later.
Konoha, Hokage tower, office, mid-afternoon.

Entering, accompanied by Shizune, Fuu saw Naruto, Tsunade, Iruka, and Yugao, "What's up, Tsunade-baachan?"
"Would you please sit, sweetie?" asked Tsunade, gesturing to a seat on the opposite side of her desk.
Taking the seat, Fuu noticed a piece of paper and a pen in front of her, "Is this what I think it is?"
Naruto smiled, "Yes, it's an adoption form so we can make it official."
Fuu beamed, then carefully read the form, and signed, "I may or may not have signed in a way that lets me call you both my father and my brother, and so I can call your soon-to-be wives my sisters or mothers depending which one, cause there's different age gaps."
"Cheeky Fuu-chan." chuckled Naruto as he hugged the mint haired treasure.

Iruka held out a Konoha headband with orange fabric, "This is for you as well, if you'd like to become a leaf Shinobi."
Enthusiastic, Fuu placed her Taki headband on the desk, slashed a line through its symbol, and proudly wore her new Konoha headband lika an armband, "I'll need a new ninja ID card, ya know.
And an unregistered ninja, or one with outdated details, can't be in the exams, so I'm withdrawing from the finals."

"Fuu-chan, sweetie, would you like to be mine and Yugao's shared apprentice?" offered Shizune, earning a tight hug from the chibi Jinchuriki.
"I'd love to, Shizune-neechan and Yugao-kaachan." accepted Fuu, earning a warm smile from the brunette and purple haired medic-nins.
"Shall we get your photo taken for your new ninja ID, dear one?" asked Yugao.
"Yep, and we can go for ramen afterwards!" answered Fuu, making some of the present company sweatdrop.