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1. Don't sew Phlox's mouth shut.
2. Don't dye T'Pol's hair purple.
3. Don't bedizzle Trip's uniform.
4. Don't come on to Trip.
5. Don't kiss T'Pol.
6. Feed Porthos cheese.
7. Don't trash sickbay.
8. Don't steal Archer's uniform.
9. Don't walk around naked.
10. Don't sleep on the floor.
11. Don't tease Ensign Mayweather.
12. Don't sabotage Enterprise.
13. Don't speak gibberish to Hoshi.
14. Don't invent your own language.
15. Don't puke in T'Pol's hair.
16. Don't twerk on the bridge.
17. Don't steal from a klingon.
18. Don't lick T'Pol's face.
19. Don't fall asleep on the bridge.
20. Don't sleep with a klingon.
21. Don't sniff Porthos's butt.
22. Don't steal a ferengi's jewelry.
23. Don't bite Phlox's bat.
24. Don't get lost on Enterprise.
25. Don't paint a shuttlecraft pink.
26. Don't hub Archer's leg.
27. Don't start cussing on the Enterprise.
28. Don't blind a suliban.
29. Don't walk in circles.
30. Don't try to climb into the warp reactor.
31. Don't hide Reed's weapons.
32. Don't stick your tongue out at a klingon.
33. Don't get into a fight with Reed.
34. Don't be a bully.
35. Don't spill your orange juice.
36. Don't give a wig to a suliban.
37. Don't crash a shuttlecraft.
38. Don't run in the hallway.
39. Don't throw a party.
40. Don't steal all of the beds in Sickbay.
41. Don't steal Porthos's favorite toy.
42. Don't block the torbolift with fences.
43. Don't play jump rope.
44. Don't steal the captain's chair.
45. Don't sweep the floor with a toothbrush.
46. Don't drink water.
47. Don't spill coffee on the floor.
48. Don't play loud music.
49. Don't leave the door unlocked.
50. Don't hide under the biobed.
51. Don't hug Phlox.
52. Don't trip over Trip.
53. Don't force T'Pol to smile.
54. Don't tell T'Pol a joke.
55. Don't sing.
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