Author's Note: This is a fun one! I don't own Star Trek. Please read and review!

Rules:

1. Don't sneak up to Seven of Nine.

2. Don't steal Kes's powers.

3. Don't blind Seven of Nine.

4. Don't punch a wall.

5. Don't get B'Elanna wet.

6. Don't play a prank on B'Elanna.

7. Don't lick the floor.

8. Don't run around whilst yelling, "I'm the king of the world!"

9. Don't dye Janeway's hair pink.

10. Don't hack the transporter.

11. Don't remove Chakotay's tattoo.

12. Don't kiss Tuvok.

13. Don't dance on the bridge.

14. Don't vomit in B'Elanna's hair.

15. Don't steal Tom's television.

16. Don't reprogram Tom's television to only play porn.

17. Don't wreck Tom's car.

18. Don't reprogram the replicator to serve only chocolate ice cream.

19. Don't release mice on Voyager.

20. Don't walk around naked.

21. Don't ruin the walls with graffiti.

22. Don't crawl on the floor.

23. Don't cross your eyes.

24. Don't wink at B'Elanna.

25. Don't steal Naomi's toys.

26. Don't get Tuvok drunk.

27. Don't cut B'Elanna's hair short.

28. Don't paint Voyager purple.

29. Don't look in the mirror.

30. Don't trick Ensign Kim that you're going on a date with him.

31. Don't bring tribbles to Voyager.

32. Don't try mind melding with a wall.

33. Don't crash Voyager.

34. Don't wander into the middle of nowhere.

35. Don't flood your quarters.

36. Don't give Tom the ability to be invisible.

37. Don't steal candy from B'Elanna's and Tom's baby.

38. Don't shave Naomi bald.

39. Don't draw on Tuvok's face.

40. Don't run around like a crazy person.

41. Don't steal the Doctor's tools.

42. Don't introduce the Doctor to Bill Nye.

43. Don't pee in the captain's chair.

44. Don't start howling at a moon.

45. Don't play with a hulu hop while in Engineering.

46. Don't introduce B'Elanna to Geordi.

47. Don't throw pie at Seven of Nine.

48. Don't insult Kes.

49. Don't get lost.

50. Don't cut down the cherry tree.

51. Don't roll around on skates.

52. Don't freeze B'Elanna's and Tom's quarters.

53. Don't stick your tongue out.

54. Don't give B'Elanna the finger

55. Don't tease English Kim.

56. Don't put a hair growth serum in Tuvok's hair.

57. Don't poke the bear.

58. Don't walk around with a blindfold on.

59. Don't bite B'Elanna.

60. Don't spill coffee on B'Elanna.

61. Don't drink water.

Author's Note: So, did you like it? Please review and tell me if you want more.