p1: how to introduction or no blondes allowed
The episode begins in the personal workstation of the world renowned neuroscientist sometimes one Mr sometimes Miss Jarvis tetch, a medium sized chubby redhead in a Wayne Enterprises science division lab coat, feeling quite masculine today he's putting the final touches in a very special secret project of his own commissioning, a mental domination device he hopes will be quite potent, to the device is made up of two separate parts, a hat shaped device that has a dial used to set the powerfulness of mental commands that are sent into microchips that act as receivers placed onto living beings
when he's done setting up the test subject a medium sized black and white polka dotted rat with the receiver and of the device, he thinks really hard about the rodent standing on its hind legs and after some twitching of ears it complies with his mental order, the success elicits excited finger movements from the neuroscientist who proceeds to do a couple more thought commands which are done out quite perfectly by the test subject
jervis: now one last thing and will be done for the day my perfect little test subject
and with that he pulls out Mouse sized tea utensils from a drawer, set them down in the enclosure and very carefully eye drops some tea into the pot, after that he thinks at first softly of the rodent pulling itself a cup, when the creature only stands on its four legs again he thinks a little bit harder, which elicits it to walk over to the table but after that nothing
giving out an exasperated sigh, the man takes a deep breath and despite his better judgment to probably not do it he turns up the dial on his side of the device to what's most high and thinks as hard as he can about what he wants the rodent to do
the creature had barely risen the teapot when a terrible headache interrupts the scientists train of thought, it fades a little but before the man can continue and more powerful headache comes upon him and he can feel a warm liquid back into one down his face from his nose
the pain causes the man to fall to the floor, his whole body heavy with pain, his mind being torn apart by hot electric shocks from the device, the man gathers enough strength to try and push himself up through the pain and for the pain doubles him over again into unconsciousness he sees the blowy form of his blonde coworker Alice, and his slowly shattering mind comes up with the most clear idea it can make, the woman sabotaged him because she was jealous of how smart he is
and unconsciousness takes him his mind failed was pain and Hate
the main intro plays
now the scene is in Wayne Manor approximately one or two months later Bruce and a young Ward Dick Grayson are having lunch consisting a very fancy looking food that's basically just glorified and macaroni and cheese
then a call comes from the phone, not the back phone, the phone for Bruce business, Bruce answers it
person on the other end: hello, is this Mr Wayne
Bruce answers in the affirmative
person on the other end: good this is Gotham General, I'm calling to say that the employee that was admitted for brain damage that's finally waking up from his medically induced coma, and there doesn't seem to be any serious mental damage from the accident, will also calling to see if you want to schedule a visit
Bruce: yes I'd love to is tomorrow good
Gotham general worker: yeah that should be good
Bruce hangs up and scene cuts to tomorrow, much like a person on the phone said you ever seems to be recovering pretty good,The only damage it seems to be a white streak in his red hair, and a very light ring shaped burn around his head, and just having a nice conversation with Bruce
Bruce goes out of the room for a call and coming in right after him is a blonde nurse that came to get a blood pressure test, but would Jervis notice that she's blonde he begins to absolutely freak out resulting in him jumping out of a window, (luckily they're on the first floor) and running off into the sunset
when Bruce gets back into the room he finds a broken window, a flabbergasted nurse, and the quickly Vanishing silhouette of jervis tetch
later at night in Wayne Enterprises, service who had recently broken in rummages through the storage rooms and fines his device, the reason why he's doing this is because she's feeling Femme today, and while she was Panic running through the streets of Gotham she glimpsed a very nice skirt in a sharp window, and do to a combination of not having money and her recently shocking induced rebroken brain she decided to just steal it, and now here she is getting the tool to see it without consequence
meanwhile in the Batcave Batman gets the alert of a robbery, when he gets to the scene of the crime he finds no sign of breaking and entering and a confused looking cashier
cashier: so this weird person burst through the door grabs a skirt from the display window, walks up to my desk place is something behind my ear and then everything goes dark, and when I woke up both the person the skirt were gone
Batman: can you tell me what they look like
cashier: they were dressed in a patient's gown and a weird cybernetic looking top hat, also my coworker who was on shift with me also disappeared
a realization comes upon Batman and he quickly bat vanishes into the Batmobile and drives away
meanwhile in an apartment complex, jervis is modeling her fashion haul she got from her robbery spray, she's wearing the skirt she saw on his panicked run from the hospital, in addition he's also wearing a very well tailored dress suit, and a coat she patched together herself, and the final touch his hat which he upgraded and fixed of the bug that originally fried his brain, in the corner of the room tied to a table is a woman she believes to be his coworker Alice (it isn't), who is silently panicking about her predicament
she's just about to see if one of the bits of jewelry she stole goes with the outfit as well, when Suddenly a Batarang inbeds itself into the table she put the jewelry box on, turning she sees the Visage of the bat looming in the shadows
Jervis: oh hello Batman, have to come to have tea, well it's sad to say I haven't brewed any but after I take care of this horrible woman!(he glares over to the bound woman on the chair), I'll start up the kettle for you
Batman: actually I'm here to insist that you relinquish everything you've stolen, and for that woman
Jervis(annoyed): oh well, then I'm going to have to ask you to leave(the Batman does not) fine
jervis snaps her fingers and what seems to be a tidal wave of rats pores from a nearby dresser, the rats swarm the bat who quite successfully kicks enough of them off to begin a determined walk directly to Jervis, the Batman winds up for swing, and jervis is soon on the floor, her dreams of Revenge and hat crushed by the bat
the scene cuts to Arkham Asylum in her cell laying on her bed vandalizing a copy of the second Alice book with little doodles, mostly of blondes dying in quite violent ways, the there is a nicely done little drawing at the end of the book of she and her personal therapist as the hatter and hair respectively, she lets out a love struck sigh, it may be her lonely Heart lashing itself to someone showing her some positivity, but she really hopes it's Destiny
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Part 2, or do therapists give refunds
the episode begins with the Batman doing what he usually do, and beating up some criminals who are robbing from a jewelry store, he just gets finished tying up the second pair of crooks when a pearl necklace catches his eye, and the dead parents trauma(trademark) kicks in
and he just stands there Reminiscing on his murdered parents and staring at those pearls, behind him the crooks are being escorted out by some police and he just keeps staring, he's finally jogged from his trauma staring by Robin giving him a slightly playful, slightly concerned punch on the side
Robin: hey B, you feeling okay
Batman: yeah... I think I may need to talk to somebody
the main intro plays
the scene is now in a very nicely done up therapist office, at his desk sits specialist in trauma and phobias Jonathan crane, and sitting on one of those stereotypical therapy couches is Bruce Wayne in a casual but still business like suit
Jonathan: so tell me Mr Wayne, what brings you to my office today
Bruce: well as you know my parents died when I was Young, and though I thought I'd gone over it over the years, something really put into perspective that I haven't been dealing is with it too well
Jonathan: interesting, tell me what exactly put it into perspective
Bruce: well, I was walking to the shopping district a week before I decided to come see you, I don't want the necklaces and a jewelry shop remind me of what my mother was wearing when she died
Jonathan:good to know
the two continue talking as the saying slowly fades to leave it at night during Batman's Patrols
the Batman is about to set his GPS back to the cave when the bat wave signals some crime is being committed, when Batman gets there he sees quite a sight
all around an orange fog permeates the air and even from the car the sour scent of chemical barely hidden by pumpkins smell assaults his nostrils, he quickly he puts on a gas mask and quite impressively flies from the car
in the shadowy fog of the orange mist a figure is startled from its Triumph from stance, as the bat makes his way to the figure it becomes a little bit more clear the clothes he gets
the bat is taken a back by the village now clearly seen by him, the person, if it even is a person, seems to be dressed as a scarecrow, his clothes consist of farmers where a chain wrapped around his chest connected to a sickle held in a warning position in one of his hands
but before the cape crusader can shake himself from his shocked stupor and ready a weapon, the Scarecrow has taken the opportunity to make a definitive strike at his gas mask knocking it from his face
and the shocked breath Crusader takes in, sends him reeling a couple seconds after due to Howard hallucinations of the memory of his parents death and the horrible guilt he feels, in his first in these horrible trauma memories a hard visions of his young wood being put in certain death situations, one in particular is of the Joker poised to impact the boy with a crowbar
soon the horrible trauma hallucinations scare him into unconsciousness and he wakes up what feels like an hour later, the Scarecrow is gone and he can see what the bat wave called him about, the girl from chemical Factory had clearly been broken into
after he gets himself to swords he commences with his sleuthing and finds that a large batch of chemicals made to use hallucinogens had been stolen, he puts two and two together and mentally notes that clearly the Scarecrow fellow had stolen these chemicals to make more of that fear inducing fog
later back in Jonathan's office the two of them continue talking about his childhood trauma, but are interrupted by Jonathan getting a phone call
Jonathan: it's from The High UPS at Arkham, just sit here I need to go out for this
as soon as Jonathan leaves Bruce decides to take a look around the office just out of curiosity, when he opens a closet he finds a sickle hung by a chain on a coat rack, horrible realization begins to creep into him but he pushes it down rationalizing it's maybe for some exposure therapy of a certain phobia
he continues looking and under a desk he finds the mask the Scarecrow was wearing last night, and the horrible realization fully takes
and he wonders to himself, do therapists give refunds
later that night Jonathan is in his personal office looking through some patient papers, when he noticed something in the shadows, and from the Shadows emerges the back a more sturdy gas mask on his face
Jonathan: oh hello Batman, what brings you here tonight
Batman: don't play innocent with me crane, I know what you've been doing, now tell me where you put the chemicals
Jonathan: okay okay, just let me get something from my desk
but before Jonathan can grab the gun in his middle desk drawer a Batarang implants itself in the wall behind him
Batman: I suggest you don't pull anything, now lead me to the chemicals
the scene cuts to later in the evening Jonathan being hauled into an Arkham transfer vehicle, plotting his revenge on the Batman
even more later as he's being guided to his cell, and excited voice interrupts him from his silent plotting on ways to kill the Batman, when he turns his head he sees his favorite patient, Jervis waving excitedly
Jervis: hi Johnny, so sad to hear you won't be my therapist anymore, but now we get to be cell Neighbors
the excited redhead continues chatting and it acts as white noise as the brunette puts away the schemes he has on the bat's life for later just listen to his favorite patient talk endlessly in the cell next to him
credits roll