DISCLAIMER: The subject of this chapter was requested by MenmaKurosaki.

(Beerus' Temple Outer Fields)

"Wait, you just LEFT HER THERE WITH THE STOLEN CLOTHES?!" Vegeta stumbled for a moment, clearly taken aback by Goku's sudden yell of concern, only to come back with a retort just as loud.

"I WAS UNDER PRESSURE!"

"STILL DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETT-"

"OH LIKE YOU ARE ONE TO TALK, YOU NEARLY LET YOUR SON DIE AGAINST CELL!"

"DON'T YOU EVEN GO THE-" Goku was suddenly interrupted by the sound of a wall bursting open, both he and Vegeta turned to find Beerus angrily standing in the middle of a decently sized hole in the wall of his home.

"WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!" Goku remained in utter shock at the angered cat whereas Vegeta rushed towards him in an apologetic manner.

"Our sincerest apologies Lord Beerus," Vegeta began with a bow. "I lost a bit of my self-control."

"Lost your control, how surprising." Beerus thought to himself sarcastically right after Vegeta finished his apology. The God of Destruction kept his gaze on Vegeta for a few moments, shifting it to Goku every few seconds. Finally, after what felt like an eternity to Vegeta, the silence was finally broken.

"Forgive us Beerus," Goku began as he proceeded to walk towards the purple cat. "you see, Vegeta and I were having a loud discussion about this one girl that he ba- OW!" With movements as fast as lightning, Vegeta immediately slapped Goku with the back of his hand, his face showing a clear hint of irritation.

"Shut it Kakarot!" Vegeta growled before immediately changing his tune towards Beerus. "Sorry Lord Beer-" The God of Destruction held a finger against Vegeta's lips, effectively silencing the prince.

"Honestly Vegeta, do you really think I would destroy something over your… 'sexcapades'?" The Saiyan's face immediately lit up with shock with Beerus cracking a smirk at the sight. "What, are you honestly that shocked about me figuring out? Please, I heard the stories in my dazed, sleep-like state, they're no secret to me." Beerus' tone by that point had noticeably obtained a small hint of irritation. "And because of your annoying scuffles, I can't get to sleep. So for my amusement, I want to hear about some of these tales." Before Vegeta could say anything, Beerus had already sat down on the boulder the two Saiyans were using before. With a defeated sigh, Vegeta picked Goku up off the ground and sat down.

"Fine, I'll tell the both of you, now let's just continue with the ninth woman I slept with."

(This takes place no more than two days after the session with Medaka)

(Gravity Room)

The gravity room was whirring and humming with life and as usual was only populated by a tired and shirtless Vegeta training vigorously under the stress of 500X gravity and thanks to a trip that Bulma had to take with her father, he was left to train for almost as long as he wanted without interruption. The current exercise he was taking part in was a simple battle session against drones but little did he know, an unwanted guest was watching him through a small carved peaking hole.

"Good lord this man is hot." The stranger whispered to herself. "That scarred muscular frame, those rock-hard abs, oh I can feel my panties dampening just thinking about him." A minute had passed, the prince started to become increasingly more and more suspicious of someone watching him after a series of what sounded like moans started to echo throughout the space of the training room.

"Remain focused," Vegeta thought to himself. "don't…" The moaning was soon pounding in his head which began to irritate him greatly. "… lose…" The moans began to pick up in pace and in pitch. "… your…"

"AH FUCK I'M GONNA CUM!" In no more than a few seconds after this was said, Vegeta's gaze snapped towards the direction of the noise and he immediately rushed towards the wall and with a single punch, busted most of the structure apart. When the Saiyan looked down, he was shocked by what he saw. A young blond girl in a pink dress was crouched on the ground with her panties down to her ankles and two fingers stuffed inside her caverns. The sight was admittedly quite arousing to Vegeta as he felt a familiar pole-like object straining against the fabric of his blue pants, but he was more angered by the fact that there was an unwanted guest spying on him. The prince crossed his arms and looked down at the girl with a cold glare.

"Lost… little girl?" Vegeta asked with a slight hint of irritation. To his nonexistent surprise, the girl let out a nervous laugh.

"No, I was just distracted." The girl said with a light giggle, clearly trying to cover up her fear. Vegeta just scoffed.

"Distracted eh, so is that what you women call spying these days?" The girl immediately tensed up, red lighting up across her face soon after. Knowing he had her cornered, Vegeta reached down with both hands and roughly grabbed the collar of her dress.

"Listen to me runt," Vegeta began with a growl, "I'll let you off easy this time but trust me, if I catch you spying on me again…" he lowered his right hand from her collar and held out his palm, a light purple energy ball appeared almost immediately. Vegeta looked directly into the girl's eyes and metaphorically drank the fear emanating from them. "well, you can piece together the rest." The prince then let the girl drop to the ground and without even a second glance, he began to make his way back into the gravity chamber when he felt a small hand press against his back. With a sigh of frustration, Vegeta turned his head to the sight of the girl with her hand against his back.

"What do you want?!" He snapped, the girl immediately backed off and stuttered through her sentence.

"I-I-I just fo-fo-forgot to tell you m-my name." Vegeta raised an eyebrow in confusion as the girl gave a polite bow.

"My name is Biscuit Krueger, though I prefer to just be called Bisky." Vegeta stood motionless for a few seconds before he turned his head away, which frustrated Bisky.

"What's wr-" Vegeta cut Bisky off mid-sentence.

"You didn't just come here to tell me your name," Vegeta then turned his head back towards Bisky with a serious expression. "I could tell by your movements." Before Bisky could say anything, Vegeta was already facing towards her. "Well, spit it out!" The hunter took a deep breath and with an exhale of relaxation, she spoke.

"I'm sorry for spying but… I can make it up to y-"

"You want to fuck don't you?" Vegeta asked bluntly, Bisky appeared to be dazed.

"I'm sorry wh-"

"Oh don't even try to hide it, you found that I was sexually attractive and arousing and so you want to calm me down with a fuck session before you leave." To say that Bisky was surprised would just be an insult to the word, she was completely speechless at how he guessed her exact intentions. Vegeta smirked at her with a face full of amusement and lust. Suddenly, the prince closed the space between the two of them, lowered one hand down to Bisky's still exposed crotch and began to slowly rub his fingers across her folds, Bisky felt her spine beginning to shiver with pleasure as the prince's teasing continued on. Without any hesitation and delay of his teasing, Vegeta leaned in close to the hunter's face and roughly kissed her. Their tongues were locked in what felt like a slow, relaxing dance which was quickly changing Bisky into a horny, wet mess. After about a minute, Vegeta broke the kiss and stared Bisky down with a hungry look in his eyes while his hand continued to rub at her clit.

"I'm going to make you beg for mercy." Vegeta said gruffly, his strokes immediately began to pick up in pace with Bisky only being able to moan due to the insane amount of pleasure she was experiencing. The prince smirked at her as he retracted his hand from her pussy and licked at the residue lining his fingers before immediately pushing her against the wall of the gravity room. Without wasting any time, Vegeta ripped the front of the hunter's dress open along with her bra, revealing her B-cup breasts to the hungry Saiyan. The prince took a moment to inhale her erotic aroma before proceeding to dig into his meal.

"Ng… fuck…" Said Bisky through a half-moan. Vegeta currently had her right nipple engulfed in his mouth while his tongue circled and coiled around it like a snake and at the same time, he groped and pinched at her opposite breast. Pleasure coursed through Krueger's body like electricity, her nerves having a sensory overload with every touch. This lasted for two long minutes before Vegeta broke away and pushed Bisky to the ground with the two of them ending up in the missionary position. The prince looked down at the hunter with a smirk as he ripped open his pants, leaving her in awe at his massive prick. Vegeta placed his hands against the floor as he drew his hips back but before he could thrust, Bisky stopped him with a hand gesture.

"I-I haven't had sex in a couple of months so please be gentle." The prince looked down at her for a few moments as his face developed into a softer grin.

"Very well." Vegeta lined up the tip of his cock with her entrance and began to prod at it before proceeding to slowly press it in inch by inch with Bisky nearly screaming with pleasure the whole way. Once he finally got it in, Vegeta took a deep breath right before he began his slow rhythm.

"Oh god!" Vegeta's slow thrusts were agonizingly pleasurable to Bisky as she was soon reduced to a wet flesh pile of curses and moans, which weren't helped by the pairs of hands that were massaging her breasts. The prince could feel how with every thrust, his balls smoothed out against the surface of her crotch with a small bit of her juices leaking out every once in a while.

"Fuck… give me more." Vegeta happily obliged and began to pick up the pace, his balls now making a very light patting sound with every thrust. The prince lowered his head down to the nape of Bisky's neck and proceeded to kiss it.

"AUUGGHH!" Bisky cried as she clawed at the prince's back and in almost a rewarding fashion, he lowered his right hand down to her ass and with two fingers, proceeded to pump in and out of her asshole. Bisky shuddered and wriggled as her holes continued to get pounded by the prince. Three minutes soon passsd and Vegeta once again began to feel his balls tightening, Bisky noticed as well for she gave him the best begging face she could muster.

"On my ass, please cum on my ass!" Vegeta looked at the hunter with a smirk.

"Begging as you should be, how delightful, now bend over!" After a few quick thrusts, Vegeta pulled out of Bisky and flipped her over so that her ass was facing him and with a few small strokes, Vegeta let out a grunt as jet upon jet of cum launched from his cock, covering her ass and part of her lower back in nothing but white. Bisky turned her head and looked happily at the goop. Once his breath had finally returned to him, the prince looked down at Bisky with a serious expression.

"Now then," Vegeta began, "about your spying." the hunter immediately rolled her eyes.

"Oh come on, I'm sorry." Vegeta kneeled down so that his mouth was right next to her ear and whispered.

"If you promise not to spy," Vegeta gave a quick kiss on her neck, causing her to shiver. "I will show you pleasure like this at any time you desire, de-" Bisky wasted no time in voicing her answer.

"Deal."

Author's Addendum:

This is a situation where in the years since, I've been watching Hunter x Hunter and let me just say... this is not Bisky. This is nowhere close to the character I've grown to love and this chapter really does not do a good job of implementing elements of this series and also makes Vegeta frighteningly quick to agree to banging a character who looks incredibly young without questioning the age. For the record, it's technically not illegal since Bisky is several years older than she appears and can bulk up but I never explained this in the chapter proper and just hoped the HxH fans reading would understand. That was my fault, I was a dumbass back then.

Also the more I read of these? The more I realize I didn't do much with Goku and Vegeta interacting after each story when I really should've. The banter between those two in Dragon Ball can be insanely funny and surely in a conversation about sex I could work stuff out. I don't know why I added Beerus beyond me just liking him because sadly? He really doesn't do much in terms of adding to the conversation.