DISCLAIMER: This chapter was requested by The Kitsune Saiyan.

(Beerus' Temple Outer Fields)

As soon as he closed his mouth, Vegeta eyed his two listeners carefully, waiting for one of them to question his integrity but strangely, they remained silent to the point where not even a tiny peep was let out. Not willing to accept this idea as reality just yet, the prince continued to stare the two down, his only other move being him propping his head onto his right hand. Finally after a good two to three more seconds, Vegeta let his hand fall to his side with a smirk.

"Glad to see such patient listeners, now the next woman I slept with was… Nico Robin." Beerus' expression immediately shifted into a smirk before he finally opened his mouth.

"Oh Vegeta, I didn't know you'd be into dirty, scurvy-ridden pirates." Beerus said jokingly, "And up to this point, I thought you had standards." The God of Destruction couldn't hold it in any longer and in just a few seconds, he let out a long hearty laugh. Surprisingly, the prince took it in stride and instead of responding, he continued on with the tale.

(This takes place three days after his meeting with Cana)

(Undisclosed Sex Shop)

"I've been in a million battles and while it's true that some have yielded some… unpleasant results, at the very least I was able to leave most of them with my dignity intact but this… THIS is just degrading!" The prince internally screamed as he walked through the store aisles that were filled with items ranging from rubber phalluses to ball gags of many different shapes and sizes. Normally Vegeta would not bother with these stores and despite the fact that they did exist on Planet Tuffle before it was converted into Planet Vegeta. Saiyans from all around laughed off the idea that "playthings" would be useful in mating with his father even issuing the order that all "unsightly Tuffle possessions" be dumped out into the vacuum of space.

Due to it being said to him at an extremely young age, this idea has resonated with Vegeta from his planet's destruction all the way through his marriage with Bulma, to the point where he thought that the idea of using these toys would be an yet here he is now, looking through these items and it was all due to Bulma wanting to apparently… "get nasty" as she put it and that his thrusts and grunts just weren't going to cut it anymore. Grumbling and cursing under his breath the whole way through, he searched through item after item for what felt like hours, his mood slowly worsening with every passing moment. Frustrated, he stopped rummaging through the items for a brief second to take a look at the shopping list that the vixen had given him moments before he left, his eyes immediately widening upon viewing the scribbled handwriting.

"What the hell is a 'black lightning'?! Am I buying toys for my wife or a mental patient?!" The prince mentally screamed. After a few more seconds of looking, the prince crushed the shopping list until it was nothing but a crinkled paper ball and tossed it into the trash can behind him before continuing his trek down the aisle. Vegeta didn't even make three complete steps when he felt someone bump into him, the person making an "oof!" sound upon impact. With amazing speed and instincts, the prince immediately jerked his arm outward and grabbed the person by the hand, using his upper body strength just seconds later to bring them to their feet.

"You better be careful around here," Vegeta began with a growl as he turned his eyes towards the person, "others won't be as nice as I am if someone bumps into them." The person was a tall, slender, yet athletic woman with shoulder-length black hair and dark blue eyes, she wore a blue pinstriped shirt, a pair of black jeans that extended down to her knees and black high-heel shoes. Despite his rather rough warning, the woman just stared down the prince as her mouth curled into a small smirk.

"I would like to provide my most sincere apologies," The woman began as she slowly pulled her arm away from the prince, whose irritation was slowly beginning to fade. "it's just not often I explore these types of stores." With his nerves completely relaxed, Vegeta's eyes widened a bit once his gaze set upon a particular pair of… assets that the woman possessed.

One particular detail that Vegeta missed out on a minute earlier was that the woman's pinstriped shirt had what he considered one too many buttons undone as her breasts were practically threatening to rip out of the bra with how openly she was displaying her cleavage. Something in the back of the mind was telling Vegeta to get out but against his better judgment he continued to stare, only to be knocked out of his trance by a small chuckle followed by an outstretched hand from the female.

"You seem stressed, I'm Nico Robin by the way." In the blink of an eye, the prince's gaze immediately shifted upwards towards Nico's eyes, the latter trying hard to hold back laughter at the sight of the hardened warrior's rather noticeable blush. After a couple of seconds of nervous murmuring, Vegeta copied the pirate's hand gesture and proceeded to shake her hand, the blush still not fading much to his chagrin.

"So…" Robin began as she pulled away. "what brings a Saiyan like you to places like this Vegeta?" The Saiyan's eyes immediately widened with surprise.

"How the hell does she know who I a-" His brain had silenced itself once it skimmed across a particular detail that caused the hint of irritation to start trickling into his system. "Damn journalists." Unbeknownst to the warrior, he was so entrenched in his thoughts that he didn't notice that the pirate had ample time to examine and ogle his frame, taking great pleasure in the noticeable defined musculature and scars that were present all throughout his body. She could've stared at him all day… well, if the prince hadn't snapped his gaze towards her right then which he did.

"Well… if you must know," Vegeta began as a hint of red began to make its presence known on his face. "this little trip is for my wife Bulma for she insists that…" He stopped himself right as he let out a loud "GULP!", a sound that acted as an indicator that he had to swallow his pride for this little trip. "… she insists that I'm not exactly doing it for her in bed anymore and that I need to 'spice' it up, whatever the hell that means." Robin watched as the prince froze once again but just as she was about to open her mouth, the prince let out a loud yell right as he slammed his fist into the nearby shelf, causing the well-polished wood to shatter into a million pieces as toys and other objects flew about like they were pieces of rubble in one of his battles and while a sight like this would've incited a scolding from the manager or the employees, this event instead caused the workers to come bolting out of the building in fear as he witnessed in his peripheral vision, it was almost as if they had seen Majin Buu, though he didn't pay much attention and instead continued on with a rant.

"Though what is that dumb broad thinking?! Is a PRINCE just not enough to satisfy her?! A Saiyan such as myself can do more than these ridiculous toys could ever dream of!" Vegeta at that moment had grabbed hold of one of the toys that managed to fall right into his hands and the moment he gripped the huge purple phallus, he began to squeeze right as a yellow aura began to emanate from him. As all of this was happening, Robin just stood and watched him with interest, somehow despite his obvious violent demeanor and his insane power which could easily blast her into oblivion, she was strangely taking a liking to the prince.

"I'm not sure what to make of this," Robin thought to herself as she began to lightly grip her chin. "Normally I find angry men like this with a crazy amount of power to be somewhat frightening but this one… I just can't stop staring at now, it's like he has cast some sick charm spell on me." After his little psychotic episode, Vegeta's grip loosened on the phallus once his eyes came across a particularly humorous sight. The great Nico Robin, the once feared Miss All Sunday, was actually getting aroused by him, so much so that he couldn't help but take note of the clear liquid that was trickling down her leg and onto her boot the sight of which being so humorous, that the prince had to use every ounce of his energy just to keep from busting out laughing.

"I should be expecting this by now with my luck." Vegeta thought to himself with a grin. "But that doesn't make it any less hilarious." Then, almost as if the universe had knocked her out of a trance, Robin slowly began to lift up her pant-leg as she tilted her head downward, her cheeks immediately becoming overwhelmed with red as soon as the clear trail of fluid was spotted.

"Damn it," She quietly muttered to herself. "I should've known something like this would happen, I got to think of something and fa-" The pirate froze right as her mind skimmed across a particularly… shall we say… "juicy" thought, a thought that had made her face so much more red to the point where you might just mistake her for an overgrown tomato. At that moment, the prince couldn't take it anymore, now he just had to know about what her plan was.

"It's a good thing Kakarot taught me this technique, hopefully this works." With that one thought, Vegeta began to reach out towards Robin which both confused and slightly frightened the pirate for a moment until the point where he set his hand on her head. At first, she no different than when she first started talking to him until a few seconds later when she suddenly felt her mental barriers being broken through.

"Wait, this man can read minds?! Oh great." Thoughts like these only had a split-second to remain in Robin's mind before they were metaphorically poked and prodded at. This continued on for a couple more minutes with the pirate making no attempt to stop this the whole way through. When those few minutes had passed and after he obtained the knowledge he needed, Vegeta lowered his hand from her head right as a smirk began to develop on his face.

"Well…" Robin began with a hint of nervousness in her voice, "what did you find?"

"Oh, nothing much." Vegeta answered quickly as he examined the toys around him. "Mostly it was just thoughts of how you want to have what you humans call a 'kinky' time with me." Robin's eyes widened at the mention of the word kinky but before she could deny it, the Saiyan immediately brought a finger to her lips.

"Don't try to deny it, I know what I saw and if anything…" The silence was almost torture for Robin for there was no way for her to guess what the prince might say or do to her. She didn't know if he was going to just blast her into oblivion or maybe just leave her in a frustrated huff. But, much to her surprise and joy, she had gotten an answer completely unexpected of the Saiyan warrior.

"… I'm down for it." If her eyes could widen anymore, they would simply fall out of her head like small golf balls but for now, she had to settle for nearly stumbling to the ground as she scratched her head.

"And yes, I'm being completely honest with you." Vegeta said quickly, obviously taking note of her actions. "BUT! Before we get started, I thought I would lay down a few rules." As he listed off his requirements for her to meet, the prince began to pace around the pirate with arms behind his back in a manner eerily similar to a certain God of Destruction.

"Rule #1: I am the dominant and you are the submissive, if you can handle my actions then we will switch out one time and ONLY one time." Robin then found herself being stared down by the prince with a look that wasn't filled with malice but with how his eyes were piercing her soul, it might as well be that way. After realizing what he wanted, she quickly nodded, acknowledging that she would follow that rule which brought a small smile to the prince's face just moments afterward.

"Rule #2: There is to be no foreplay involving any of the following, urine and scat, as you can see, I don't have much else to be concerned about."

"Wow," Robin thought to herself. "his wife must be very, VERY happy with him if he's willing to go through almost anything." Suddenly, her thoughts were quickly interrupted by the sound of Vegeta's booming voice.

"Rule #3! Our safe-word is Kakarot and you must say this if the pleasure is too much for y-you know what, fuck this, I want you right now." It all happened so fast and without warning. One moment, Robin found herself staring into Vegeta's eyes which were now inflicted with hunger and the next she found herself being roughly tackled to the ground… and loving every second of it. It was at that point that Vegeta was glad that he scared off the managers for the simple fact that they wouldn't be able to fathom what he was about to do to this wonderful gal right on their store floors.

"You're mine now." Before Robin had any time to react, the prince immediately cut off her breathing by crushing his mouth against her own in one devilish kiss that took only a second for her to melt into and in just a few seconds, their tongues were locked in a graceful, messy dance that was about as unkempt as their lovemaking was about to get. Robin at first, couldn't exactly keep up, she thought of herself originally as a master of using her feminine charms to get her way but now, she found herself in shock at just how wrong she was for Vegeta was nearly twenty levels above her in just about every way. From the way he pleasured her mouth to his light masterful pats on her ass, it became quite clear that, whatever she was in for, it was by no amateur. As they began to get more and more frisky with every passing moment, Robin couldn't help but begin to dig her nails into the back of Vegeta's shirt in a desperate attempt to loosen it from his body which at first, she thought would anger him greatly but much like how she was surprised beforehand, the prince with a smirk instead quickly broke the kiss and with a single tug, he brought the blue piece of fabric over his head and quickly tossed it to the side and it was at this point that Robin was left in awe at the sight of his body.

"Damn, and I thought Luffy was ripped." Vegeta's smirk only grew larger at his prey's little quip as he then stared down her body much she was doing to his.

"Glad you enjoy it, now it's time for me to see yours." Without warning, the prince immediately dove back down onto Robin, once again continuing their make-out session combined with his hands beginning to pull at her shirt to which the pinstriped fabric immediately tore from her body in no time at all which left nothing but strips lying on the ground which honestly looked more like colored paper than anything and you would think that Robin would be more than a little enraged at her possible thousand dollar shirt being destroyed but shockingly enough, she didn't care enough at that moment for it brought her much closer to touching this man in more ways than she could dream of. Right as the shirt came off, Vegeta wasted no time in rushing to grab and fondle her breasts.

"Ooohhh yeah… that's it." Robin said with a moan with Vegeta not halting his movements for one moment. The prince reveled in every moan and curse he heard from the woman as he began to masterfully rub the mounds of flesh with his digits just grazing the tips of the hardened fleshy nubs that were poking out oh so enticingly from under her bra. Without breaking his flow, the prince shifted gears and began to send a trail of several small kisses and nibbles down the pirate's neck which incited even more moans from her.

"Yes baby, come on, do it." Vegeta continued like this for a couple more minutes until a particularly devilish idea passed through his mind. Wanting to immediately act upon this, the prince quickly pulled away from her body and without warning, slid his thumbs under her bra and it was with a light "RIP!" sound that he popped the last line of defense from her torso which revealed her fleshy mounds in all of their glory. With a quick lick of his lips, Vegeta quickly pulled off his gloves and dug right back into his meal with his target this time being her wonderful enticing breasts.

"Fuck!" Robin blurted out right as the prince planted his face in-between her breasts with his right hand so sneakily reaching down to undo her pants. The prince began to lick up and down the tits in a manner very similar to a dog stricken with thirst which would've brought out a chuckle from Robin, if it weren't for the overwhelming wave of pleasure that had overtaken her just seconds earlier. The prince licked and sucked down on the round mounds, skillfully switching between them every couple of seconds. While this was happening, Robin then felt something else join the fray, something that had suddenly hit her from down under and it was with this motion that pleasure soon overtook Robin completely. Knowing his plan was working, Vegeta continued to lightly prod and poke at her soaking wet core while simultaneously keeping up his efforts on her breasts. Not wanting things to get stale for him, the prince then shifted his attention from simply the flesh to the hardened nipples that were metaphorically staring at him with hungry, begging invisible eyes. Without warning, the prince began roughly suck on the hardened nubbins with his skill not at all faltering.

"Fuck yes, suck on those titties, come on!" Vegeta's efforts immediately began to increase in both speed and technique with his sucking motions becoming more and more vigorous and filled with the intent of sucking her dry. Of course, that wasn't to say his motions down under were faltering for they weren't at all in any way. What started out as light stroking soon became ravenous rapid finger-fucking as the prince began to aggressively pump his two fingers into the pirate's clean-shaven pussy without any mercy.

"Fuck! FUCK! Right there, oh yes, yes, YES!" Robin felt her fingers beginning to claw deep into the hem of her lover's pants as her moans became more and more uncontrollable. Vegeta's efforts were picking up in speed with every passing second, his rubbing soon became near torture levels of pleasureful as he soon began to target her clit while his mouth began to lightly nibble on the tits in-between sessions of hard sucking. A few more minutes had passed when Robin began to feel something bubbling in her stomach, signaling that her climax was coming near but before that could happen, she felt something… viscous and liquid-like traveling up her breasts. As if it was warning him of the impending orgasm drawing near, the prince felt as wave upon wave of fresh breast milk began to fill his mouth. Now normally, the prince would take this as being disgusting but at that point, he didn't care and instead began to drink it down like a champ in a way that would put Hercule to shame, a motion that caused Robin to scream uncontrollably all throughout.

"OH YES! I CAN FEEL IT! I'M GONNA…" Suddenly without warning, Vegeta ejected his fingers from Robin's pussy and released his grip on her breasts with the remaining shots of breast milk just lightly staining his face in a fashion that made him look like a perfect candidate for the old "Got Milk?" advertisements. Before Robin could ask and/or scold him about what happened, the prince instead held his arms out.

"I just thought that since I turned down the S&M offer, I would give you something far more special." Vegeta said with a smirk before suddenly letting out a hearty scream right as a bright yellow aura appeared around him.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…" Robin watched and felt as the ground below her began to shake right as Vegeta's hair began to change into a shimmering golden color. At first, she thought nothing of the idea of being banged by a mere Super Saiyan until she saw something that sent both a slight hint of fear and a whole lot of anticipation down her spine.

Vegeta's golden hair was beginning to suddenly grow and with one final scream, he completed his transformation.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" A golden light enveloped the room as quickly as it dissipated and when Robin could finally see, she was in awe at the sight of Vegeta's new form. Gone was his short hair with its replacement now being a long mane that stretched all the way down his back complete with emerald green eyes, a lack of eyebrows and muscles that now made Chopper look pathetic by comparison.

"You see pirate girl, I would've just given you my Super Saiyan state but then I thought, why not I try something different?" At that point, Vegeta had quickly threw his pants down to his ankles and immediately lined his hardening prick up to Robin's entrance in one quick and fluid motion.

"I hope you're ready for you are about to experience what a Super Saiyan 3 can do!" Without wasting anymore time, the prince once again crushed his lips against hers right as his cock entered her, a motion which, for lack of a better term, sent Robin into overdrive right as he began to thrust into her body.

"Mmmph, MMPH!" Was all she could get out as the prince began to relentlessly, hungrily pound into her like there was no tomorrow. If she had underestimated him before, she sure as hell wasn't now, the way his prick filled her entrance, the way his hands gripped and kneaded her asscheeks, it was like she had died and gone to heaven. Wanting her to snap back into reality, the prince broke the kiss and instead began to pump his middle finger into her asshole, a move that both shocked and pleased the pirate immensely.

"YES! YES! FUCK ME! FUCK ME! SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT! OHHH!" Vegeta was obliging to her demands without hesitation and began to increase his pace, his aura becoming more and more vibrant as he did so. What felt like hours began to pass as Vegeta continued to pound away at her hot caverns, his moves slowly becoming more frantic with every thrust. Suddenly, without warning, the prince began to grip at Robin's breasts right as he felt his climax steadily approaching.

"Say my name!" He demanded.

"Vegeta!" He immediately responded to her meager cry by roughly pinching her breasts.

"LOUDER!"

"VEGETA!"

"LOUDER! I WANT TO HEAR YOU CALL OUT MY NAME SO LOUD THAT IT'S EMBEDDED INTO YOUR MEMORIES FOR THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE!" It was right at that moment that Vegeta felt a familiar tightening sensation boiling deep within his loins, signaling that his orgasm was imminent right as Robin let out her scream.

"VVEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEETTTTTTTAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Right as the last part of the name left her lips, the pirate couldn't take anymore for in just mere seconds, her pussy practically exploded with her clear juices staining Vegeta's cock, balls, lower abs and thighs which as expected, did a number on the prince himself who now was just inches away from releasing his load himself but as many should know, the prince wasn't so easily broken for he just kept going with his current pace with sweat pouring down his face, his balls slapping against her thighs at speeds too fast for the naked eye, he knew he was going out so he made his last few efforts his best and strongest until finally, after what felt like another hour, he let out a scream.

"UUURRRRRRAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!" With that last yell, every bit of semen he had saved came launching out of him like a fire hose with current upon current of cum just firing into Robin's sopping wet vagina like nothing else. After a few more seconds of this, the prince had managed to regain his composure for a few seconds, which was more than enough time for him to pull out with the prince soon watching as the last spurts of cum stained her lower stomach. Once he was finished, Vegeta calmly reverted back into his base form right as he began to gather his things, only stopping for a few seconds to admire his "handiwork".

It was thanks to his onslaught that he had officially, as humans called it, "creampied" the famous Miss All Sunday for there was not one part of that pussy that was just dripping with his white love juices and it was also because of this that she was noticeably, out cold.

"Oh well would you look at that," The prince said to himself with a smirk. "I did it again, heh, it feels good to be back." With those final words, Vegeta calmly lifted Robin up in his arms bridal style and quickly headed out the door right as one thought passed through his mind.

"Well, I guess trips like this have their merits after all."

Author's Addendum:

This chapter straight-up infuriates me today. For one thing, thanks to the One Piece live-action series, I've basically been given the perfect starting point for getting into the franchise and thus since then? I once again have to stress how sorry I am that the woman being presented to you is not Nico Robin. Next, the sex-shop idea while fun on paper and certainly a good set-up considering what I originally planned for the chapter feels weirdly out of place for this encounter, especially considering it's just a standard sex-shop when I totally could've done more with making it feel like it belonged in One Piece. Moving on, it was a MAJOR missed opportunity to not have the crew here for interactions, especially since I could've used said interactions to tease future characters. I didn't bother utilizing Nico Robin's ability to spawn extra limbs which would've lead to some interestingly kinky moments and finally, there's the distinct lack of kink. So for context here, this chapter was originally requested by The Kitsune Saiyan but there was an idea for it provided by drgonballfrek, a female fan of the fic who wanted to see some BDSM action and originally the sex shop idea was to accommodate this. However at some point during the writing whether it was cold feet due to self-esteem or whatever? I made the choice to not bother with BDSM... but I still kept the setting and even did a bait and switch and for the life of me, it was such a stupid idea. If I couldn't make it work, I should've bit the bullet and just rewrote the whole thing so that this wouldn't be present and told the people through PM. The fact I did it like this is nothing short of upsetting to me in terms of how much it feels like I just let everyone down.

Still was a fun chapter to write and at least the scene itself is good but I had to note this bit of frustration.