Juliet woke up, looking at her surroundings to find that we were apparently on a farm.

"I think this is... It's some sort of farm. I bet any minute now, one of those stupid Dark Purveyors is gonna show up totally bumming our worlds! Don't you think, guys?"

Getting no answer, Juliet looked around when no one answered, slowly getting more and more worried.

"Guys? Nick?! Ed?! Double-D?! Eddy?! Where are you?!"

"Right here, Juliet."

Juliet turned slowly to see she was looking at Nick, zombified and slowly limping toward her.

"What happened?! You never got bit!"

"I was feeling so... ineffective. Needing you and the guys to fight for me. I figured it be better to just go for the gusto. You know, get undead, the whole deal."

Juliet looked behind Nick to see The Eds lying dead, Ed having his jaw torn off, Double-D decapitated, and Eddy with his limbs removed and his eyes gouged out.

"No! How can this be happening?!" Juliet cried, feeling utterly powerless as Nick pushed her to the ground and began to eat her...

"Watch out! Watch out! I can't stop it!"

Juliet was snapped out of her nightmare by Nick shaking her awake with a worried look on his face.

"Juliet! Juliet!"

Getting up just in time to see a bus careening toward her, Juliet backed up only for the bus to swerve away from her at the last possible moment. Seeing the janky out-of-control driving caused her to realize only one person was driving it.

"Rosalind!"

"Who?" Nick asked.

"My little sister!"

"ROSALIND?!" Ed excitedly asked as he broke out of the rubble of Vikke's longship. Double-D groaned as he had a large chunk of the ship shoved through his hat, which he pulled out as Eddy got out next, splinters all over his face.

"Lemme guess, she's also a freakin' zombie hunter?" Nick asked.

"Hey, Juliet! I came to save you! Something's wrong with this bus! URGH! It's really irritating!" She said, bouncing up and down uncontrollably. "Is the Jock right next to you your boyfriend?! He's cute!"

"ROSALIND, MY LOVE!" Ed cried as he ran up to the bus...only to get run over and flattened like a pancake.

"ED! It's so good to see you, babe!" Rosalind cried. "Aah! I almost hit a bird, look out!"

"You two were made for each other, Lumpy..." Eddy said as he and Double-D peeled Ed off the ground and flapped him like a coat, restoring him to his normal shape.

Rosalind Starling:

Age: 16

Favorite Weapon: Something really destructive

Hobbies: Scrapbooking, Terrorizing pedestrians, Collecting Yeti skulls

Secret Dream: To meet Justin Bieber... And add his skull to her collection.

"Hating Justin Beiber is so last decade..." Double-D sighed.

"Uh, hi Rosalind!" Nick awkwardly greeted.

"Shit! Sorry, it's not my fault! This bus is fucked up!" She replied, waving to Nick out the window before getting back in and laughing like crazy.

"Rosalind! This is Nick!" Juliet introduced.

"You're...dating her?" Nick turned to Ed.

"Isn't she the cutest thing?" The lovable oaf swooned happily.

"Don't ask. It's better you don't question these things." Eddy said, putting a hand on Nick's shoulder.

Rosalind suddenly screamed. "The brakes aren't working! No! Aaah! Hey, guys! Don't worry! I'm cool! I've got it all under control! SHIT!"

The Eds all jumped out of the way, Eddy dragging Nick along as Juliet ran toward the bus and did a graceful flip over it, winking to her sister as she flashed a peace sign near her eyes.

"Her family's kinda...energetic." Nick noted.

"Trust us as childhood friends of hers; you don't even know the half of it." Double-D said.

"Oh, fuckballs, I almost forgot! Happy Birthday, Juliet!" Rosalind said as she threw out a present from the window.

"Something doesn't seem right," Juliet said.

"I guess we should follow that bus, huh?" Nick asked.

"Don't forget your present! Read the note first!" Ed smiled as he handed Juliet Rosalind's present, which she opened up to reveal a colorful cannon.

"Wow, Rosalind must've seen this on my Amazon wishlist!" She beamed. "Mega Popper! I can load anything into this and blast it at zombies!"

"Awww, it reminds me of our first date!" Ed smiled.

"I remember that!" Eddy laughed. "Sockhead and I were keeping an eye on you two and you basically blew up half the town with your shenanigans!"

"My parents had to reimburse a lot of people after that..." Double-D winced, having Vietnam flashbacks upon recalling that.

As the group made their way through the area, Nick took notice and recognized it.

"Wow, this is the old O'Bannon Farm...a little rundown..."

"I love the way crunchy leaves feel under my feet." Juliet said happily.

"It's an Autumn staple indeed." Double-D nodded.

"Old McDonald had a farm!" Ed began to sing only for Eddy to cover his mouth.

"Don't do that, Monobrow! It's cliche as crap!"

Suddenly, they noticed a farmer zombie just toiling away before it turned around.

"Plow 'dem crops."

Suddenly, more farmer zombies pulled themselves out of the ground.

"Cut the grass."

"It needs water."

"And it's infested with zombies..." Nick groaned as he readied the Murderang.

"HILLIBY REDNECK zombies..." Eddy added, taking out Fat Daddy and Rich Bitch.

After killing the farmer zombies, the group found a fallen tree blocking their path...that Juliet easily sawed through.

"I'm glad I just so happened to wear my zombie-fighting underwear today." She said.

"What?" Nick asked.

"Sensei Morikawa said wearing cotton underwear with little teddy bears or hearts is best for doing battle! He'd make me wear them to every class!" Juliet answered as she used the Chainsaw Blaster to blow up a boulder that was also inconveniently in the way.

"I'm so creeped out right now."

"I'm wearing my zombie-fighting underwear too!" Ed said.

"And what do they have on them?"

"Buttered toast and gravy!"

"I think I'm gonna be sick..."

Some farmer zombies were near a red barrel which gave Eddy an idea as he shot them with his guns, causing the barrel to explode and take out all the zombies in the blast. Juliet sawed through another fallen tree and the group looked to see Rosalind, still driving out of control.

"Shitmuffins! I can't get it to stop! Aaagh!"

However, she had some unwanted passengers in some zombies clinging onto the bus. Double-D turned his lightsaber into its Sniper Mode and scoped out the zombies in the heads, Ed taking out his Charged Energy Pistol and shooting off the stragglers.

The bus then drove out of control, burst through a fence, and did a jump over a small cliff onto the other side, all the while, Rosalind was still screaming.

"Wait, wait, wait! Wait! No, no, no! Aaagh! Hahahaha, whee! This is awful but hilarious!" She then drove off further into the farm.

"Oh, no! I hope Raosalind's alright!" Juliet said worriedly as she jumped down.

"We'd better go help her, Juliet!" Nick said, also jumping down, although he wasn't used to jumping down from that height and the pressure buckled his legs and made him fall.

"Oooh, that's gotta hurt!" Eddy winced as he did a badass front flip down while Double-D jumped down normally and Ed fell flat on his face like a cartoon character.

More farmer zombies came after them after crawling out of the ground but Nick took out five of them with a single point-blank shot from the Flaming Compensator, Juliet decapitated four of them after tenderizing them with some pom-pom combos, and Eddy sliced the last one down the middle with his sword.

With the zombies taken care of, Nick gave Juliet a boost over a large rock as Eddy and Double-D jumped over it while Ed picked up Nick in a Fireman's Carry and super jumped into the air before landing in the middle of a group of zombies, creating a shockwave that detonated some dynamite a few were wearing, killing all of the zeds in a single epic blast.

"Remind me to ask you how you did that..." Nick said as Ed set him gently down.

Suddenly, a fat-ass fucking zombie burst out of the nearby barn, destroying the entire thing as he flopped on his belly before slowly getting up.

"I've got hemorrhoids."

"BOOMER!" Eddy called out, getting weird looks. "What? I can't make a Left 4 Dead reference in this fic?"

"I think I'm gonna need a bigger gun..." Nick said as he looked at his Dirty Harry before opening fire anyway, being joined by Ed with his Heavy Assault Rifle.

Thanks to the two boys softening up the fatass with their guns, Juliet was able to take it down with a chainsaw up the middle, slicing him vertically in half.

"I'm dying! And fat as fuck!"

"Try liposuction next time!" Eddy taunted.

There was still another barn blocking the team's path but Ed easily lifted it up with his Herculean strength and threw it into the distance, a guy in the distance screaming "MY CAR!" when it landed.

With the path cleared, the group continued on, killing more zombies with Eddy and Double-D even pulling off a sick move where Eddy boosted Double-D off the side of his sword and allowed the sockheaded boy to fire a charged shot from his ray gun into the ground that created an energy pulse which vaporized the remaining zombies.

"Wow, I really hope your sister isn't dead." Nick said.

"I hope she's not dead too." Ed said worriedly.

"Why are you guys saying that?!" Juliet asked, appalled.

"Sorry!"

There was another Chop-2-Shop store parked nearby and Eddy went and got a new weapon for Nick; a modified harpoon gun.

"What's this one called?"

"The Captain Ahab! Harpoon those Moby Dicks and distract other enemies with a pool of zombie puke!" Eddy explained. "Trust me, zombies love the smell of their own vomit!"

Okay..." Nick awkwardly said, looking to see the harpoon currently loaded had a vial full of zombie puke attached to it.

The group continued on and found Rosalind's bus, which was being harassed by more zombies. Nick quickly decided to put his new weapon into action and fired the Captain Ahab, harpooning one of the zombies and covering it in puke, causing the other zombies on the bus to jump off and attack their own comrade.

"Holy shit, it really works!"

"Always shop to chop!" Eddy grinned proudly.

"Get off my farm!" Another zombie shouted as everyone looked to see this particular zombie was fucking flying by the blood gushing out of his severed legs.

"Oh, man, I was just thinking I wish there were some flying zombies around here." Nick said.

"Why were you thinking THAT?! They're trying to kill us!" Juliet said.

"I was being facetious."

"Relax, we can take 'em!" Eddy reassured as he shot the flying zombie out of the air with a single shot.

Some more zombies came but Ed decided to use a new tool and activated his shoulder-mounted Equipment Launcher, which shot flames that burned the zombies and made them easier for Juliet to slice up with her chainsaw.

Rosalind then took off in her bus again, carving a path for the team to follow. Before they could proceed, Juliet got a call from her phone and planted her chainsaw in the ground to answer it.

"Hey, it's Mom, Juliet, you are never going to believe. Rosalind bought a BUS. Yes, you heard right. A bus. Why would anyone want a-? What is wrong with that sister of yours?"

"I can count them on my hands and feet." Eddy smirked, dodging a slap from Juliet.

"That's not funny, Eddy!" Ed spoke in defense of his girlfriend.

"You must admit Rosalind is rather...eccentric." Double-D pointed out as the group headed down the path the youngest Starling paved for them.

"I'm kind of having a cool thought. We could take a couple of zombies and put 'em in a wrestling ring and make 'em fight to the death and take bets!" Nick said.

"Oh yeah, baby! We'll be fucking rich!" Eddy grinned wickedly.

"That's inhumane, Nick." Juliet and Double-D said at the same time.

"Yeah, and the zombies are inhuman!" Eddy retorted.

"Come on, it'll be funny!" Nick argued.

The group caught up to the bus and saw zombies pushing boulders down on it. Ed sprang into action to save his girlfriend, breaking the boulders with his bare hands before ripping the zombies apart, uppercutting one's head off before pounding another's skull into their torso.

Everyone else jumped on top of the bus and rode it as Rosalind continued to drive, taking out any zombies that tried to attack it as well as shoot down any falling boulders. After a while, Rosalind sped up, causing the team to fall off.

"She knocked us off the bus! What is she doing?!" Nick asked.

"She's probably just being weird. All that hair dye has gone to her brain." Juliet said calmly.

"She probably ate the hair spray again too!" Ed added.

"What Ed said." Eddy nodded.

Suddenly, a melodious-sounding voice came out of nowhere, causing the team to get on guard.

"Who is that?" Nick asked.

"I don't know, but I have a bad feeling..." Double-D said nervously.

"MUSHROOMS!" Ed said, seeing a large-ass mushroom and running to it before uprooting it and eating the whole thing in one bite, then belching out some kind of colorful gas that surrounded the rest of the team.

"Geez, Lumpy! Don't eat weird mushrooms you find on the ground!" Eddy snapped before the scenery around the gang changed to some kind of fucked up psychedelic drug trip.

"Oh dear, I think we're, as the internet says, 'TRIPPING BALLS'!" Double-D gasped.

"Ugh... Where are we?" Juliet asked, looking around.

"I'm dizzy, Juliet... I- Ugh, man." Nick groaned, rubbing his head.

"I stink therefore I am!" Eddy dizzily said as he stumbled around in a daze.

Suddenly, two hands set down a giant egg.

"It's some kind of giant egg." Nick noted before it hatched into a GIANT zombie chicken. "Aaagh! Some kind of fucked up chicken monster!"

"Out of my way, Foghorn Leghorn! I need to get to Rosalind's bus!" Juliet snapped as she engaged the chicken in battle.

"JESUS CHRIST!" Nick cried, firing wildly with the High Fidelity and praying to god it killed all the enemies.

"This guy is going, I say this guy is going down like a helicopter driven by a drunk pilot!" Eddy said, imitating Foghorn Leghorn's voice as he fired at the giant zombie chicken.

Double-D rushed forward and sliced off the chicken's legs with his lightsaber before stabbing it in the head, destroying its brain. With the threat eliminated, Juliet ran onto the bus, which was parked nearby.

"Rosalind?! Are you alright?!"

"There's nobody here..." Double-D noted.

Suddenly, the five were slammed into the front seats of the bus by an invisible force. They looked around frantically, but there was still nobody there but them.

"This trip ain't over yet, children."

The group suddenly woke up to find themselves on a combine and it was still fully functional. Getting an idea, Juliet took the driver's seat while Nick and The Eds held on.

"They say you reap what you sew. And I wanna sew zombie guts!" Juliet said excitedly.

"Go, Juliet, go!" Nick cheered

"Yeah! Run 'em down!" Eddy roared excitedly.

"WE SHALL FERTILIZE THE LAND WITH YOUR BRAINS!" Ed declared.

"Oh, the things I put up with..." Double-D groaned.

The group mowed down hundreds of zombies left and right, having a blast the whole way through. As they were doing so, Nick decided to start up another conversation.

"You ever have a space cake, guys?"

"Mmm, a Ding-Dong. Yes!" Juliet said.

"No, no, like a pot brownie."

"Marijuana is illegal and amoral!" Eddy snapped before pausing. "No wait, that's cocaine."

"There's lots of medical benefits to marijuana these days." Double-D pointed out.

After killing all the zombies, everything faded out and the group woke up to see they were lying in a pile in a corner between two barns.

"How did we get here?!" Eddy asked. "We were just killing zombies a second ago!"

"I am the very model of a modern Major-General. I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral..." Double-D sang in a daze.

Suddenly, a tractor being ridden by three zombies came to corner the group but Nick shot them off with the Dirty Harry and Ed stopped it with his bare hands before throwing it into the nearby river.

"There's no other way. We have to keep chugging going forward." Juliet said.

"Lead the way, Betty Crocket!" Ed laughed.

The group continued onward, saving a student who somehow had wandered onto the farm for whatever reason from a horde of zombies. They then leaped over a fence to face some flying zombies which Juliet and Eddy shot down.

"My sister's acting so strange." Juliet noted.

"That would make her normal, considering it's YOUR family." Nick jokingly replied.

Juliet sawed through another fence and the group approached another Chop-2-Shop store, which Eddy used to get Nick yet another weapon; an AK-47.

"This is just an AK-47."

"Wrong!" Eddy corrected. "It's the AK-FU! Use it and say F-U to your enemies! This baby has a high rate of fire and you'll feel like a Call of Duty Pro Gamer with it!"

"Alright then..."

After killing a couple of fat zombies, the group vaulted over another boulder that was in the way and came across Rosalind, who was being attacked by more zombies...only they were the ones with dynamite strapped to them.

"Rosalind, be careful! Bomber zombies are coming towards you." Juliet cried out.

"YOU SHALL NOT EXPLODE HER BRAINS!" Ed shouted, attaching a scope to his Heavy Assault Rifle and using it to snipe the bombers.

Some of the bombers began to run but Nick opened fire like crazy with his new AK-FU and actually managed to take them down before they could reach the bus, making him cheer as he and Eddy shared a high-five.

With the enemies taken care of for now, the group jumped onto the roof of Rosalind's bus as she began driving again.

"Wait, Rosalind! Quit moving!" Juliet called but went ignored.

"Uh, fellows..." Double-D nervously began as everyone turned to see a giant boulder and some tractors approaching it.

"They're trying to drop a boulder on us!" Nick cried.

"WAY TO STATE THE OBVIOUS!" Eddy snapped.

"I got it, guys!" Ed said as he took out his Rocket Launcher and fired at the tractors, blowing them all up as Rosalind got the bus started again and began moving.

"Rosalind, wait! Why do you keep driving?! It's irritating!" Juliet snapped.

"Better clear the road or this bus is screwed!" Nick shouted, only for said bus to crash into a rock and knock everyone off.

"I'm starting to hate rocks almost as much as I hate birds!" Eddy grumbled in frustration as the bus drove off, the rock it crashed into blocking the team off.

"Well, this is just great..." Double-D sighed before noticing another large mushroom. "Oh dear...Ed, please don't eat that mushroom!"

"Too late!" Eddy frowned as Ed ate the mushroom, then belched another gas cloud that brought everyone to acid land again. "When this is over, I'm gonna kill you..."

This time, the team was faced with three giant chickens. Before anybody could do anything, Ed stepped forward and took out a can of spinach, eating the whole can and chewing it before swallowing, his muscles bulging and flexing like Popeye.

"KENTUCK SHALL FRY YOU, CHICKENS!" Ed said, tears in his eyes at the fact he had to fight his favorite animals.

Ed then lunged in and beat the three giant chickens up like it was something out of a Popeye cartoon. Just as he was finished with them, the bus transformed into a three-headed chicken robot.

"What the dick?!" Juliet exclaimed.

"I'm totally fucking high..." Eddy groaned. "If you need me, I'll be laying down for the next couple minutes."

"Oh, I have to handle everything..." Double-D sighed as he reached into his sock hat and pulled out a cube...which unfolded into a giant cannon which he charged up and fired, reducing the three-headed chicken robot to a pile of molten metal.

"Where do you even keep that shit, man?" Nick asked.

"I wish I knew, Nick..."

Everyone soon woke up to find themselves on another combine with more zombies to mow down. The five cheered wildly as they massacred the whole lot of them, blood splattering their bodies as they laughed and had a good time before waking up in the middle of the road.

"Okay, note to self...don't eat mushrooms ever again!" Eddy said. "And I wasn't even the one eating them!"

Juliet looked up to see Rosalind's bus, only for it to immediately drive off.

"HOLD ON, ROSALIND! God, what is going on?!"

"I feel kinda dizzy. Like that time Father O'Malley roofied me." Nick said in a weird tone.

The group continued killing more zombies and soon, finally caught up to the bus. Yeah, I'm skipping over the rest of the level because it's way too fucking long and boring! Also, the video played by omegaevolution on YouTube lagged as fuck so I have to skip because the video isn't following the fucking game anymore. What the fuck is up with that shit?!

"Hurry, Juliet, get it!" Rosalind called.

The group got on the bus, Ed giving Rosalind a kiss on the cheek as Eddy kicked back in his chosen seat with a relaxed posture.

"Rosalind! I was worried about you! Are you okay?" Juliet asked.

"Yeah, I guess! This stupid bus broke down, but I fixed it!" She said, driving off.

"You fixed the bus?" Double-D asked skeptically. "That cannot possibly be true. Just last week, you needed to take your car to the shop because you didn't know cars needed OIL!"

Rosalind suddenly began laughing, but not in the cute wacky way from before, now she was acting creepy as shit.

"Rosalind? Where are we going?" Nick asked, causing her to laugh more.

"Rosalind? Hey-" Juliet said, getting closer, but suddenly, Rosalind turned the wheel hard, slamming Juliet into one of the seats. We then looked into the rearview mirror and saw that in the reflection, she was a zombie.

"ROSALIND, NO!" Ed cried in horror.

"We're headed towards...Your grave!"

HAPPY NEW YEAR, PEOPLE! Let's hope good stuff happens for us this year! If not, well, there's always anarchy!

Also, yeah, I really hate this level.