Agustin CHOMPS Sandals
Title says it all. Swearing and blood.
[I DO NOT & NEVER EVER WILL OWN SPONGEBOB OR ENCANTO.]
BANG BANG BANG BANG!
Sandals, one of the Bikini Bottomites exited his house, and saw a very weird sea creature in front of him.
This sea creature had glasses, pale blue skin, dark blue hair, webbed hands, feet, and ears, and eyes with yellow scleras glaring at him.
Sandals also saw the sea creature was wearing clothes.
The creature's clothes consisted of a white shirt with the sleeves rolled up, and pants that matched the sea creature's hair. And Sandals could also see the sea creature had a teal scaly tail with a light green caudal fin on the end sticking out from his behind above his butt, ripping through said pants.
"Look," said Sandals to the strange sea creature, "whatever you're selling, I'm not interested, so please go away."
He went to shut the door, but the sea creature stopped him.
"Oh, I'm not here to sell you anything, senor." the sea creature said, a Spanish accent in his voice.
"What?!" said a confused Sandals.
The sea creature grabbed Sandals by his tail and dragged him outside.
"Wh-who are you?!" said a shocked Sandals.
"I am Agustin Madrigal," said the sea monster, "and I am using this form to get justice for a certain sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea!"
"Spongebob Squarepants?" asked Sandals.
"Si!" the sea monster now known as Agustin Madrigal said angrily. "I watched the scene in the episode 'Stuck in the Wringer', where you and those other Bikini Bottomite jerks scolded him after he insulted Patrick Star, said 'You deserve what you've gotten', and left, without even bothering to help him!"
"I did say he deserved it after what he said," Sandals said in defense.
Sadly, that just Made Agustin very mad.
"HE DID NOT DESERVE IT, YOU MIERDA BASTARDO!" Agustin shouted.
Sandals gasped.
"And do you know what I'm gonna do?" he asked.
"What?" asked a shocked Sandals.
His question was quickly answered, as Agusting grabbed his body, and violently bit into Sandals' body.
HARD!
Then he threw Sandals to the ground. Sandals immediately burst into tears and ran away, blood leaking from the bite wound Agustin had put in him.
Agustin, not feeling an ounce of sympathy, shouted, "You deserve what you've gotten, you mierda bastardo! FUCK YOU TO BLOODY HELL!"
Then he swam off.
FUCK YOU SANDALS, YOU SHITHEAD BIKINI BOTTOMITE BASTARD PRICK!
a/n: reviews are appreciated.