Lincoln honestly isn't sure how he got into this situation
you see he and his sisters have gotten into their fair share of conflicts with each other (sister fight protocol, bad luck incident etc)
but this... this is a whole new level of stupid
so turns out in order to save themselves from luan's wrath everyone pitched in on pranking him on April fools day
which he kinda gets luan's pranks are horrible
but seriously? Everyone?
some how he managed to dodge almost every single one so far and luan is getting annoyed
"How are you doing this!?" Luan yelled over the intercom
"honestly? I'm not even sure at this point!" Lincoln yelled back dodging pies and other various things
"Well the how about this!" Luan yelled
suddenly a bunch of raccoons were released
"Racoons!? Again!?" Are you kidding me?!?" Lincoln said
he was barely able to avoid them and some glitter bombs (presumably from Lola.) and he decided he needed to get out of here now
(they immediately threw me under the bus not cool!) Lincoln thought to himself as he saw an open window
he ran over made sure it was opened and jumped through after gaining a running start to avoid any pranks that might be out there
however when he jumped he saw what was on the ground just outside the window
(Is that a bear trap? IS THAT A FUCKING BEAR TRAP?!?) Lincoln thought to himself as he landed (ok raccoons were one thing, the bleach on Lucy was another, the pies on Lana when she was allergic to them was another but a bear trap?!?)
(so luan is officially insane like these aren't just pranks these are attempts on my life!) Lincoln thought to himself (and everyone was just ok with this? Like Lisa and maybe Lucy I would get but someone like Leni was fine with this? No way! I have had enough I'm out of here!)
with that Lincoln ran into the woods only to be met with more pranks
"are you kidding me?!?" Lincoln said as he heard luan's laughter on a presumably pre recorded message
"Have fun!" The message said
"how am I gonna have fun when I'm dead?!?" Lincoln said to himself before tripping on something
(please don't be a trip wire please don't be a trip wire.) Lincoln thought to himself
but it wasn't a trip wire
it was...
actually he wasn't sure what it was
it looked like a gemstone
so he picked it up and then
suddenly he was gone
kitakami
Ogerpon was just minding her own business just relaxing while eating some berries
she wasn't sure how long it's been since those "loyal 3" took away her masks and her friend and made her feared by the villagers
well minus one...
a young boy who judging by his eyes was related to the man who made her masks he seemed to like her but maybe just a bit too much he constantly went into her cave not cool
but hey at least he doesn't hate her so there's that
suddenly she heard a thud nearby
so she went to investigate
she saw a white haired boy with an orange shirt on the ground bleeding from his head presumably from the fall
she didn't recognize him from the village so maybe he will be nice to her?
she picked him up and took him to her cave to tend to his wounds
with the louds
"where did he go?" Lola asked
"he probably ran into the forest don't worry I have a ton of pranks there." Luan said
"I still feel a little bad about this." Leni said
"hey it's him or us!" Lola said
then Lisa noticed something on one of the outside cameras
"what's that?" Lisa asked
Luan quickly changed the feed "it's nothing." Luan said
Lisa looked to Leni and Lori who nodded and grabbed her
"what the?!?" Luan said as she struggled to break free
"let's see what you're hiding-" Lisa before stopping upon seeing it
a bear trap just outside the window Lincoln jumped out of thankfully not activated
but the more she looked on the different feeds the worse it got
she saw some things that could've killed Lincoln when activated
"what the hell..." Luna said
"what kind of home alone type bullshit is this?" Lori said
Rita and Lynn sr would lectured their daughters for swearing but they're willing to make an exception this time
"T-This isn't a prank this is an attempt on his life!" Lucy said genuinely disturbed
"no it isn't this is all in good fun!" Luan argued
"luan you used a bear trap! A BEAR TRAP!" Lynn jr yelled "AND IS THAT A HOMEMADE FLAMETHROWER!!?"
"well yea I mean things gotta heat up." Luan joked
but no one was laughing they weren't even groaning at the pun
"luan loud clearly we have failed as parents if you think you can get away with this." Lynn sr said "we are going to send you to a psychiatrist to get these insane pranks dealt with."
"a psychiatrist? We're gonna need an insane asylum to fix this!" Lori said while trying to keep a hold on luan
Luan kept on trying to struggle but Lynn jr joined in holding her in place
"linky please be ok." Leni said
kitakami
when...
actually who was he again?
he couldn't remember anything to save his life
but he feels it, it's on the tip of his tongue
L...lin...Lincoln?
yea that sounds about right
"where am I?" Lincoln asked no one in particular
"pon..." he heard something say
he looked he and saw a orange faced green cloak wearing creature staring at him
it looked kind of adorable
"Uhhh hi?" Lincoln greeted
"pon pon?" The creature questioned
"are you asking if I'm ok?" Lincoln asked
the creature nodded
"yea I'm fine." Lincoln said "thanks for helping me."
"pon pon!" The creature said
"I'm Lincoln... I think..." Lincoln said "kinda can't remember anything."
"pon?" The creature said
"is that all you can say?" Lincoln asked "well then I'm gonna call you pon pon!"
"pon pon!" The newly named pon pon said
Ogerpon was glad that the human liked her and was nice
but his lack of memories was a bit concerning
but she will help no matter what!
after all he even gave her a nickname
pon pon...she liked the sound of that.
boom
just a little thought I had which got me to write it
now let's talk about when Lincoln has landed
he has landed two years before the events of the teal mask
now he's basically gonna live like a wild animal for a bit but hey when you're being taken care of by a creature who has not had proper interaction with humans in who knows how long you're gonna live like a wild animal
especially since you don't remember where you are from
see you next time