QA: For those who are wondering who Kuro is. It all started when I read my first One Piece Crack Fanfic. It was good, very good. So I wanted to read more One Piece Crack Fanfic. Unfortunately, there were no more One Piece Crack Fanfic left. So I decided to write one myself. That's where Kuro comes in, he's a Crack Device. Where does Youjo Senki comes in all of this? You see, I liked watching Youjo Senki so I wanted more of it. So I read the Fanfics. There were some good Fanfics and I loved them. Unfortunately, as you should know, there aren't that many Youjo Senki Fanfic so I ran out. So, why not write one. The first one I wanted to write was Pokémon X Youjo Senki, I wanted to see what Tanya would do in the Pokémon world. I even added Kuro for some crack. Unfortunately, I made each chapter 2000 words long. Writer fatigue settled in and I just didn't enjoy writing it anymore. So now, we try it again. This time, every chap is only 1000 words long. Let's just say it's working right now. So, Kuro is a Crack Device because I love Crack Fanfics. Basically right now, I'm just throwing Crack, Youjo Senki, and Danmachi to see what happens.

Finn was a young 22 years old Pallum.

Today he had just joined the Loki Familia.

It was a very small Familia but there was just something about Loki that told him she was a great choice for a goddess.

It seemed she also sensed he would be a great member and recruited him.

He had already received a Falna from her and she was impressed with his stats.

Currently, the two were in a restaurant and just relaxing.

They were waiting for the first two member of the Familia.

Finn had never seen them, but from Loki's words, they should be impressive.

The restaurant door opened and two people entered.

One a woman and the other a man.

Loki seemed to recognize them and Finn deduced they were most likely the two Familia member.

Both of them didn't seem dangerous to Finn.

In fact, they looked quite friendly.

The two walked towards the table and sat down.

Loki greeted them.

"Welcome back."

Both of them nodded and the woman studied him.

"New recruit?"

Loki grinned brightly.

"Yep."

Finn decided to introduce himself.

"Hello, I'm Finn Deimne."

The woman introduced herself.

"Hello, I'm Tanya."

the man introduced himself.

"Heya, I'm Kuro."

Loki looked at the two expectantly.

"So? What do you think?"

Tanya gave her opinion bluntly.

"I don't feel good about you recruiting a child."

A crack formed inside Finn.

Loki sweat dropped.

Kuro smiled carelessly.

"Don't mind her Finn, she's just a fifty year old fossil."

Both Finn and Loki blinked, Tanya did not look fifty at all and instead looked twenty.

Tanya gave out a sigh, she could tell that Loki could tell Kuro wasn't lying.

"Ignore what he said. Care to tell me why you recruited a child, Loki?"

Loki made a smile.

"Finn is actually a Pallum, that's why he looks like a child."

Tanya immediately realized her mistake.

"My apologies, I did not know."

Finn made a friendly smile.

"It's ok, people often mistake me as a child."

Kuro took a drink out of a mug nearby.

"Alright Finn, tell us your dream."

Finn became confused as to why he asked that.

"Dream?"

Kuro gestured at Tanya and Loki.

"Oh, you know. For example, Granny Tanya here wants to get rich enough to retire. Chief Loki here wants us to become the number one Familia. As for me, I've already accomplished my dream long ago."

Finn thought about his dream and gave his answer.

"I want to be the light of the Pallums."

Loki seemed slightly surprised.

Tanya seemed understanding.

Kuro eyed him knowingly.

"Not a bad dream, now let's eat."

The four ate and talked.

Finn quickly learned more and more about the Familia.

While eating, Finn had a curious question because of how Loki was hyping up how awesome Tanya was.

"Say Kuro, if you and Tanya were to fight, would you lose?"

Kuro looked dead straight at him with a smile.

"Nah, I'd win."

Tanya rolled her eyes.

Finn looked at Loki and she looked like she didn't believe Kuro.

Kuro seemed to gasp.

"Why Chief?"

Loki pointed something out.

"Sorry for doubting you Kuro, but you haven't won a single competition with Tanya."

A crack formed inside Kuro.

He grabbed his heart.

"How could you hurt me like this."

Loki gave out a laugh.

Suddenly, Kuro had an idea.

"Let's play a game."

Loki became interested.

"Oh? What game?"

Kuro gestured at Finn.

"It's called truth or lie. Finn here will tell us his past, whether truthful or lies. Me and Granny here will determine if what he's saying is the truth or lies. You Chief will keep the score. Anyone that gets ten points wins. Ties give zero points. Care to play?"

Loki agreed with a smile.

"Sure."

Finn could see it being a friendly game.

"Alright."

Tanya thought about what she could get from Kuro.

"If I win, you owe me 1000 Valis, also vice versa."

Kuro agreed confidently.

"Deal."

Finn started the game.

"I am twenty years old."

Kuro stated his answer.

"Lies."

Tanya stated her answer.

"Lies."

Finn proceeded on.

"I am allergic to fish."

Kuro stated his answer.

"Truth."

Tanya stated her answer.

"Lies."

A while passed by and Loki stopped the game.

"There is a winner!"

Finn smiled gently, there was indeed a winner.

Tanya and Kuro stared at the two intently.

A smirk formed on Tanya's face.

"I would love to hear and relish in my absolute and crushing victory."

Kuro remained calm and started praying.

"Dear goddess Loki, I ask you today for victory, truth, and honor!"

Loki started laughing and wheezed.

Finn tried to hide his smile and coughed.

Loki pointed a finger up.

"The winner is!"

Tanya and Kuro looked at her with bated breath.

"Kuro!"

Kuro flipped off his chair and did a backflip.

"In yo face Granny! The future is now you old ass fossil!"

A frown formed on Tanya's face as she watched him proceed to dance in the restaurant.

Loki laughed at the sight and Finn tried to hide his smile.

Suspicion formed inside Tanya that Loki lied about the result but the fact that Finn didn't object meant Kuro most likely won.

A sigh escaped Tanya.