Chapter 2: Not Hardly Alice:
Alice's POV:
Cyrus and I are now in a familiar looking room. "What is going on," asks Cyrus, "your dream! I've caught your insanity!"
"First of all, having a strange dream does not mean insane," I said, "and second, insanity is not contagious!"
"You don't know that for sure," says Cyrus.
"I'm no doctor, but I can confirm," says this door.
"The door is talking to me," says Cyrus, "this is all your fault!"
"It's locked," I said. I then grabbed the key.
"Now you're getting it," says the doorknob.
I then unlocked the doorknob and opened the door, but we can't go through yet. "It's too small," says Cyrus, "well, we tried. Let's see if we can climb up... by the way, how did you do that parachute dress thing, anyway?"
I then grabbed a beverage. "We have to drink it," I said.
. . .
Now we're small and walking through the little door. "There's no such thing as magical lands," says Cyrus, "there's no such thing as magical lands! There's no such thing as-"
We then saw the white rabbit, the dodo, the dormouse, and a pair of twins. The flowers were looking at us.
"You had to take the boy's cupcake," says the mouse.
"I thought it would get her attention," says the rabbit, "I didn't want to stay there any longer! All those naked animals!"
"Well, it's nice she brought a friend," says the dodo.
"Who are you," I asked.
"I'm Tweedle Dee and this is Tweedle Dum!"
"Want to hear a story," asks Tweedle Dum.
She can't be Alice," says the mouse.
"How can I not be Alice when this is my dream," I said.
"She thinks this is a dream," asks one of the flowers.
"She is Alice," says the rabbit, "Absolem would know!"
. . .
They then took us to the caterpillar. He was smoking. "That isn't good for you," says Cyrus, "I just gave health advice to a worm!"
"Who are you," asks the caterpillar.
"Well, I'm Cyrus."
"Is this girl Alice," asks the rabbit.
"She's... Not Hardly Alice," says Absolem.
"That means she isn't," says the mouse.
"How dare she pretend to be Alice," asks a flower.
"I didn't pretend," I said.
"Alice, time for you to wake up," says Cyrus, "wait, if this is your dream, then what am I doing here?"
They were coming for us, but then these men that looked like red chess pieces came. Cyrus and I had to run.
To Be Continued
In the next chapter, Alice and Cyrus run into the Cheshire Cat.