Chapter 8: Down With the Blasted Big Head:
The Red Queen's POV:
"Your Majesty," says the Red Knight, "Alice has escaped!" I then slapped him. "And she has the Vorpal Sword!" I slapped him again. "And she took the recipe book!" I was about to slap him again...
"Wait, I don't care about that one," I said, "that book talked too much, and the tarts were terrible!"
"Also, I saw her talking with the Hatter," says the Red Knight.
"Off with his head," I said.
Tarrant's POV:
I was waiting in my dungeon. "Such a pity," says Cheshire, "you know, I have always admired that hat. May I wear it?"
"No," I said, "I want to look my best for my demise!"
"Are you sure," asks Cheshire, "I would wear it to the biggest events!"
The Red Queen's POV:
We were all getting ready. The Executioner was prepared to decapitate the Hatter, but as he does so... the head floats. It was that blasted Cheshire Cat who made a fool out of my Mother! "Down with the Blasted Big Head," says the cat.
"By the way," says the Hatter, "I have something you must see!"
Turns out, everyone in my court have faked their large body parts... except Seymore, his butt really was that big. "I'll make you all pay," I said, "except you, Seymore, you're okay."
Alice's POV:
We saw Tarrant and Cheshire arrive. "Goodbye Sweet Hat," says Cheshire as he disappears.
To Be Continued
In the next chapter, the White Princess talks to Cyrus.