Martin Luther King Jr was hanging out with his KKK buddies, drinking Sunny D together as they laughed and joked about how racism was gone for good.

"-And so I said, the only race you'll have to worry about now is the Daytona 500" said Martin as him and his buddies continued laughing.

They continued laughing until one of the KKK members stopped and asked "hey Martin, who's that?"

Martin then realized that the famous director, Kevin Smith, was sitting next to them with the creepiest grin of all time on his face.

"Can I help you" asked Martin politely.

Kevin Smith's grin didn't leave his face as he said "oh don't mind me, I was just listening in on how you seem to think that just because racism is gone, that means everything's alright."

A purple suited KKK member said "yeah, what's the problem with that?"

Kevin Smith's grin grew even wider as he said "well, it's pretty funny that you think that."

"And why is it funny" asked Martin as him and the KKK were now on guard.

Kevin Smith's grin finally disappeared as he said "because everything is in fact, not alright. I'd actually say things are worse than they've ever been."

Martin just said "and let me guess, you're the direct cause of this."

Kevin Smith said "bingo" before punching Martin Luther King Jr in the jaw and sending him flying across the room.

The other members of the KKK immediately unsheathed their katanas and attacked Kevin Smith head-on.

Kevin Smith did not even flinch at this, his left eye just began flashing with blue energy before he raised his hands and fired a blue stream of lightning at the KKK, wiping them all out immediately.

"Such foolishness" said Kevin Smith before leaping towards Martin Luther King and punching with lightning fast moves.

Martin Luther King Jr blocked all of Kevin Smith's moves before pulling out a chainsword and attempting to slice Kevin Smith to pieces.

Kevin Smith laughed before catching the chainsword with one hand. "You really thought that this would work? You're more naïve than I thought" said Kevin Smith before closing his fist and shattering the chainsword into a million pieces.

Kevin then somersaulted through the air and kicked Martin in the face several more times before pulling out a can of SpaghettiOs and throwing it at the eradicator of racism, causing a giant explosion which flung Martin through the air once again and destroyed half of his house.

Martin Luther King Jr was now lying on the ground, defeated after his beating from Kevin Smith.

Kevin Smith laughed once again and said "you call yourself Martin Luther King? The only thing you're the king of, is being a boogerhead. NOW PERISH!" said Kevin Smith before creating a huge ball of blue electricity and tossing it at Martin.

Before the electric ball could hit the man with a dream, a portal opened up and Martin's wife, the Green M&M, pulled Martin into it with her.

The two of them disappeared as the electricity ball hit nothing.

Kevin silently cursed under his breath, before looking around at the all of the dead KKK members and saying "well, if I'm going to be a king, I need an army to command."

Kevin then began whispering a demonic chant before all of the KKK members were resurrected as zombie Kevin Smiths.

Kevin then smiled and said "good, now follow me."

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Meanwhile, Martin Luther King and the Green M&M teleported to the other side of the world, before Martin asked "what just happened?"

The Green M&M sighed and stated "that was Kevin Smith, the absorber of universes."

Martin said "well what does he want from me?"

The Green M&M said "he wants your anti-racism fueled powers to add onto his own and further his quest to absorb everything."

Martin then asked "well I got my ass kicked back there, so do you have any ideas for how to take him down?"

The Green M&M smiled and said "actually yes, let me introduce you to the members of a team I call, the Justice League."

Several new warriors now stood in front of Martin. The Age of Consent, Mr. Teacherman, all of the Teletubbies, Busta Rhymes, Michael Jordan, the Hamburglar, Gumby, and Bobobo-bo-bo-bobo.

Martin just smiled before kissing the Green M&M on the lips and saying "I love you."