The camera started filming on an airport road, as Chris McLean entred the scene.
"Season three of Total Drama folks, the world is gonna be mine. Shining sea to shining sea." Chris said happily, as an old, barelly working travel bus arrived, "Sadly I'm forced to share my world with a free ring traveling team freak show, they'll be competing all around the globe for another million dollars. So let's meet our players. Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Gwen, Leshawna."
All five contestants stepped out of the bus, Gwen ended bumping into Heather (whose hair has regrown since the island incident, although it was still short and she had it tied into a small ponytail).
"Oh. Are there reserved seats? Can I have one not behind Heather's pony hair ponytail?" Gwen asked angrily.
"Um, my extensions are human hair." Heather fired back.
"You learn something new every day." Duncan remarked.
Gwen giggled at Duncan's joke, which earned a slightly annoyed glance from Courtney.
"Beth, Lindsay, Trent and Justin."
The blonde blew a kiss to the cameras while the wannabe waves with a smile. Justin admired himself in the mirror and Trent simply smiled at the camera.
"Also returning, Eva, Katie and Sadie."
The athlete stood out of the bus with her always annoyed look. The BFFs had a radical change of look.
Katie now sported a black and bubblegum pink version of her top, with the arm pieces looking like little flaps, sport pants of the same pink with a white line, and matching shoes. Her hair was also longer, reaching her waist in a ponytail and she even had pink streaks on her left side.
Sadie on the other hand, wore a black and hot pink version of her top, with black short sleeves. A knee-high skirt of the same pink, and pink shoes. Her hair was also now pulled into two small and puffy pigtails, that had pink streaks.
The most common between them was a half and half pink heart collar. Each having one side of it.
"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii." Katie and Sadie chorused.
"Augh. Do your two really have to do that every time? My ears hurt worse than the time My trainer broke his leg in the judo tournament." Eva growled in annoyance.
"Sorry." Katie and Sadie gulped in unison.
"It's fine." Eva sighed.
"Hey. Nice job with that control Eva." Trent smiled in appreciation.
"Next, Owen, DJ and Harold."
But all we heard was DJ's grunts and Owen whimpering.
"Uh, Guys?" Chris exclaimed in confusion.
The brickhouse stepped out while holding the big guy in front.
"Sweet strawberry preserves. NO!" Owen cried out in horror.
"He's afraid of flying, remember?" DJ reminded the host.
The two walked out, leaving Harold spce to step out of the bus.
"Aerophobia. From the latin, as opposed to aeronausophobia. The fear of air sickness." Harold explained.
A brown haired boy stepped out with an annoyed look.
"Keep up the fascinating facts, and I'm going to be aero-nauseas all over you." Noah rolled his eyes.
"And returning favorites. Noah, Cody," The geek made a gun finger to the camera, "And-"
"Yo yo yo. This year's winner is in the house… ah bus… i mean runway. Where's the plane eh?" Ezekiel said happily as he exited the bus.
Suddenly, Izzy popped up from behind the homeschooler, "I know right? Let's fly!" Izzy said happily.
The wild chick jumped on his shoulders, making both fall to the ground.
"Yep. Izzy's back. also returning this season Tyler,"
The jock posed for the camera, but tripped on Ezekiel and fell right over him, "and the co-hosts of Total Drama Aftermath. Geoff and Bridgette."
The couple stepped out of the bus kissing and hugging, which of course caused them to trip and fall with the rest of the fallen contestants, adding to the pile.
"Chris, you forgot to introduce me." Ezekiel reminded the host.
"And Ezekiel. Now, to mix things up and keep it all fresh. I have a little surprise." Chris said happily.
"Let me guess, it has to do with the 4 total strangers on the back of the bus in that area that had soundproof black glass." Duncan asked in annoyance.
"What part of "surprise" did you not get?. But yeah, we're adding four new competitor. First, he's an honor roll student with a diplomat for a dad and an amazing ability to charm the pants off most species. Alejandro." Chris introduced.
Off of the bus stepped a Hispanic guy, had green eyes and long brown hair. He was in the same line of "handsome" as Justin. His chest and arms denoted some level of muscle. He wore a red shirt, whit a white one under, a silver bull skull necklace, and aviator sunglasses that covered his mint green eyes.
"Perhaps i can assist." Alejandro said as he helped Bridgette and Izzy up from the pile.
"Wowie." Izzy said in awe.
"I-I have a boyfriend." Bridgette stammered.
"And amigos please allow me." Alejandro held a hand up to help Geoff, Ezekiel, and Tyler up.
"I like girls." Tyler gulped which made Geoff and Ezekiel look at the jock curiously.
Heather and Justin immediately sent dubious glances towards the new guy.
"Second, we have a sugar addicted super fan with 16 total drama blogs, Sierra." Chris stepped out of the way and off the bus hopped a tall, dark skinned girl with long plum-colored hair tied in one big bride reaching her hips. She wore a yellow top, light blue jeans, and a green necklace, not to mention she had a white fanny pack with a TD pin on it.
"Oh my gosh i love you guys and this is the greatest day of my life anybody got a paper bag i can breathe into." Sierra heavily breathed in and out for a moment, before noticing one contestant in particular.
"Oh my gosh cody i've dreamt of this moment… only you weren't wearing a shirt." Sierra said happily.
Cody had a half-flabbergasted, half-scared look, while Noah cringed a bit.
"Moving on. She's a young athlete whit greater than life aspirations to represent our good country of Canada in every olympic event know to this date. Say "Tahn-sih" to Sky."
A short girl, around Beth height stepped out of the bus, she had raven-black hair that barely passed her shoulders, rose feather earrings. She wore a faded-yellow tank top with a purple band around the waist that matched her purple bead necklace and the purple athletic jacket she had over it, tight black athletic pants with the word "Mikitou" in each leg, as well as purple tennis shoes with white soles and laces. The last notable detail was a gold medal whit the symbol of two people grabbing hands.
"Hi. I can't wait to test myself against all of you, just know that i wont hold back if needed." Sky said with a lighthearted smirk.
The cast had a mixed reaction to her. While her words definitely we're competitive, her tone was nice and calm. The likes of Courtney, Noah and Heather were already analyzing her as "trouble", others like Gwen, Leshawna and Eva had mixed reaction, the more calm players like DJ, Bridgette and Geoff waved at her friendly, and then there was the BFFFs and Tyler who were happy for different reasons.
"Ah. sweet, an olympian? You must be pretty skilled to have that on the horizon." Tyler said happily.
"Well, I'm not really the kind who brags, but I won't say I'm bad either." Sky chuckled nervously.
"What does "Tahn-sih" mean, eh?" Ezekiel asked curiously.
"Isn't that a palace?" Lindsay asked curiously.
"That's the Taj Mahal. 'Tahn Sih' is hello in Cree. Sky must be native-Canadian." Harold explained.
The olympian nodded with a smile.
"And the final fresh meat. He's a pretty average guy whit a extreme fear for mud, dirt, goop, snot and basically anything that looks dirty and can potential contain germs. Dave."
The final newbie stepped out of the bus, It was an Indian boy with neatly combed grey hair, at least at the top, as it became a bit messier around his shoulder lenght end. He wore a teal long sleeves shirt whit light yellow collar, dark brown khakis held up by a leather belt, and monochrome sneakers. He also carried a brown shoulder bag with a yellow hindi symbol.
"Hi guys, uh… Dave here and…" Dave smiled nervously before sighing and asking, "Can I start over?"
"Nope." Chris smiled giddily much to the Germaphobe's annoyance.
"So what's the catch with you?" Duncan asked curiously.
"What do you mean?" Dave raised an eyebrow.
"He's an honor roll student, she's an Olympian, and she's a crazy superfan. What's your trick?" Duncan explained.
"Are you another Olympian? A karate kid or a kickboxer?" Tyler kept guessing.
"Uh… no." Dave trailed off.
"So you really are just a complete loser with germaphobia. Ha, you're so dead." Heather smirked evilly.
Dave cringed as he joined the cast; not the best impression to make after all.
"Hey, don't listen to them. I'm sure you'll have a place here as well." Sky reassured him.
"Uh, thanks." Dave smiled awkwardly.
Their conversation was interrupted as a screech could be heard and the cast turned to see that their plane had arrived. Only it was all beat up and broken down, and worst of all, Chef was piloting it.
"Uh, excuse me. I'd like to address the safety concerns of the plane." Courtney said.
"Relax, it's perfectly safe." Chris reassured, before a small part of the plane fell, "All aboard!"
"No! I can't go on that plane! Someone call the cab! A bus! My mom! I can't do this! I'm out!" Owen began freaking out but then a frying pan hit him on the head, knocking him out.
"Anyone else have a problem with the plane?" Chris asked in annoyance.
"Nope." Justin cried out immediately.
"Love it." Lindsay rubbed the back of her head nervously.
"Dibs on the window seat." Bridgette smiled sheepishly.
"Now boarding," Chris smiled enthusiastically, "On a voyage to one million big ones! We're saving you a first class seat, welcome aboard on Total! Drama! Woooooooooorld Tooooooooooour!"
"Seriously?" Duncan asked in annoyance.
(After commercial break)
We then see the twenty six contestants walk over to the rundown dining hall where Gwen began speaking, "Singing, really? I thought Chris was joking about that."
"Well I don't have a problem with it." Courtney shrugged happily.
"Uh yeah, because you like singing." Eva rolled her eyes.
"Well I don't. Girls sing, little birdies sing. Haha, Duncans do not sing." Duncan scoffed.
"Hey. Some of us do sing." Trent countered.
"You think I'll get to beatbox?" Harold asked.
"I'll beat you if you try." Duncan threatened the nerd.
"Gee, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed." Noah rolled his eyes.
"Why are you doing this to us?" Heather complained furiously.
"Singing reality shows are HUGE these days, which is why there will be no vocal coaches, rehearsals, or warning." Chris smirked which caused pretty much everyone to start complaining.
"Anywho, this is the dining hall where you'll be eating in between challenges." Chris said happily.
"No for long Eh. Prepare to lose to the Zeke." Ezekiel boasted.
"Okay. I'm not trying to be mean here but you're aware you did get voted out last time you competed right?" Gwen asked in the nicest tone she could muster.
"Word. I spent every minute making sure that would not happen again. I now know what I'm up against so I'm faster, stronger, smarter." Ezekiel smirked before Chris spoke up in annoyance, "Chattier, blabbier, can't shut up-ier. Just zip it already so I can finish the tour."
"Is there a ladies' room?" Leshawna asked.
"Just down the hall." Chris smirked.
"Good, cause this girl's gotta make a deposit." Leshawna said happily.
"Too… much… information." Dave cringed.
Confessional: Ezekiel
"First confessional of the season!" Ezekiel boasted before looking around, "At least… I think I'm the first one to use this thing…"
"Ah whatever," Ezekiel shrugged it off before smiling, "The point is I'm not gonna lose this time."
Confessional Ends
We then see the contestants in a run-down economy class in which Chris began speaking, "Losing teams will enjoy luxurious economy accommodations between destinations."
"Okay…" Trent trailed off, "But where are our beds?"
"I agree. This type of accommodation would not be good for my body." Justin crossed his arms sternly.
"Owen. Care to demonstrate?" Chris asked.
We see that Owen was drooling a puddle on the floor as he was strapped to the wall.
"Plane… no." Owen groaned.
"Uh… that doesn't look very comfortable." Beth gulped.
"No comfort for losers." Chris explained, "There are safety harnesses, emergency exits but no comfort."
Sierra then began hysterically laughing, "OMG Chris, I am just LOL."
"We should get to the winner's compartment already." Justin said angrily, "I'm getting back pains even looking at this dump."
"I agree, we should go there since I'm never gonna sit here. Ha, never." Ezekiel boasted.
"Is never your policy on mouthwash too, homeschool?" Noah waved the air to waft the smell away.
"Here, have a mint." Dave took a mint out and gave it to the homeschooler, "Please."
We then cut to the teams in a much superior accommodation with gold lined seats and red carpets.
"This is first class where the winning team will sit in between challenges." Chris said happily.
"Now this is the type of accommodation ladies deserve." Alejandro smirked towards Lindsay who gasped, "They get ladies in first class too?"
She then realized, "Oh me. You meant me." She said happily causing Heather to raise an eyebrow in suspicion.
Confessional: Heather
"I can see right through Alejandro. He seems so transparent, so fake but I'll focus on him later. Right now, I'm not on good terms with this cast. I need to find a way to gain allies and fast." Heather said angrily.
Confessional Ends
"Wow." Sadie said wistfully, "He's so dreamy."
"OMG, totally." Katie sighed happily.
"I don't get it." Tyler admitted to Beth, "I thought Lindsay liked me."
"I mean… it's not like you guys really spoke much after season one." Beth explained awkwardly.
"Maybe we could get a fresh start." Tyler said happily before calling out, "Lindsay! I can do a handspring!"
Tyler attempted to do just that and ended up falling on the floor.
"Aw, poor… I'm blanking on his name, oh I know, Alejandro." Lindsay smiled at the Spaniard.
"That's my name." Alejandro smirked.
"And what a nice name, I could say it all day." Lindsay smiled back.
"Please do." Alejandro said which Lindsay giggled at.
"That guy's as smooth as gravy." DJ admitted fondly.
"Yeah, maybe too smooth." Dave muttered under his breath.
Cockpit Confessional: Dave
"I'm not much of a genius or anything but something's up with Alejandro." Dave admitted before looking around the cockpit, "Y'know, this extra confessional is a thousand times better than talking in the toilet."
"Maybe for you, but I'm trying to prep for a flight here." Chef barked.
"Whoops, sorry." Dave apologized before speaking again, "Anyway, something about Alejandro is so transparent, so fake, so-"
"Seductive." Chef added.
"Well yeah, but it feels off." Dave explained.
Confessional Ends
"Whoa, where are we now, a grand piano, wood burning pizza oven, and four-person hot tub with led light show and dancing waters?" Cody said in amazement as they looked inside some sort of luxury room.
"How do I win this? my fair Leshawna loves a hot tub" Harold asked, rubbing the tub.
"Easy tiger, these are my quarters and they're off limits. Clear?" Chris said angrily.
"Like crystal" Harold said despondently.
"Oh Chris, I love your limits." Sierra said happily.
Confessional: Heather
"Ugh, that Sierra girl gives me some Seriously creepy vybes. Like, Izzy with a bow and arrow creepy" Heather said after shivering, "My best strategic option is to make friends with the new girls, but pretending to like? that is gonna be hard. i do not like the new girls. Maybe that germaphobe could be a good alternative if he proves to be useful for something" Heather said, rubbing her chin while brainstorming.
Confessional Ends
"And that's pretty much it. I skipped the cargo hold and gallery, but i'm sure you'll find those exciting destinations later when I accidentally lock you in them." Chris said while everyone was gathered around in the service area once again.
Suddenly the plane shook, taking everyone by surprise, Bridgette ended up falling on Alejandro's lap who was fast enough to catch her.
"Senorita are you okay?" Alejandro asked.
"Is the earth moving?" Bridgette semi-dreamly asked.
"Nope we are" Izzy said before chuckling.
The surfer got back to her feets, not noticing Geoff's confused look.
"Oh, one more thing, I'm sure you remember a little something called the elimination ceremony?" Chris asked, before the camera made a cut to one of the plane lower áreas, it had a wooden podium and some bleachers "It takes place right in there my friends. If you don't receive a barf bag full of airline issue peanuts"
"Yuck." Dave said in disgust.
"i got a peanut allergy yo," Ezekiel chimed in.
"You will-" Chris continued a bit annoyed.
"or more like a sensitivity-"
"You will be forced to take a drop of sha-" Chris tried speaking again.
"Okay I just don't-"
"Like this." Chris said, grabbing Ezekiel and throwing him out the door, making him hit the runway.
"Hey. Oh good one eh" Ezekiel said before starting to run behind the moving plane "Now slow down and let my bling back in"
"All the eliminations are final bro" Chris said waving at him with a smile.
And so, the plane was now in the air going Chef-knows-where. While everyone else was waiting in the service area
"Every second we're getting closer to adventure. And further from mama." DJ said.
"Cody Emmett Jameson Anderson," Sierra started talking "i also happen to know that your birthday is April first. you're my very own april fool" she sing-songed not noticing the uncomfortable looks from Cody, Dave, and Noah.
A bell rang making everyone turn around, ams they saw Chris now fully embodied in a suit, with a black cane and a hat.
"Whenever you hear that friendly little bell it's musical number time," Chris explained "So. Let's hear it."
"but. What are we supposed to sing?" Sky asked, confused.
"You have to make it up as you go. wouldn't be challenging otherwise would it be?" Chris answered with a smile.
"Up" Sky and Courtney started.
"Up" Izzy and Katie joined.
"Up" Then Sierra and Sadie.
"Up" Finally Lindsay and Beth joined the chorus.
"Sing" Harold and Justin continued.
"Sing" Cody and Trent chimed in.
"Sing" DJ and Geoff sang.
"Sing" Tyler and Alejandro finalized.
"We're flying" All the girls present (minus Gwen and Eva) sang
"And singing" Allnthe boys (Minus Owen, Duncan and Dave joined)
"We're flying and we're singing" All the previously mentioned sang.
"Come fly with us-" Sierra sang, the camera planned away, revealing she was pushing a drink cart with Cody, Justin and Trent on it.
"Come fly with us" The 3 Drama Brothers joined in, although still worried about their safety.
"We got a lot of crazy tunes to bust." Izzy rapped from one of the equipment compartiments. "Ha ha."
"Come fly with us" Bridgette and Sky sang standing on one of the first class chairs, with Lindsay and Beth joining, "Come fly with us."
"It's a pleasure and an honor and a must" Alejandro said, stepping in the middle and helping the three girls to step down, making them blush. The Spaniard smiled to the camera, while Geoff was behind looking jealous.
"Dudes this is a mess you're singing in a plane" Duncan complained, inadvertently on tune.
"What did you expect? Chris is freaking insane" Harold said while using his nunchucks, before hitting himself on the head.
"Yeah, but guys you're singing on tv" Gwen chimed in, also following the tune without knowing.
"Haven't you always wanted to?" courtney sang while dancing"It can't just be meeeee."
"Oh trust us, it's just you." Eva said dryly.
"Come fly with us" DJ said while he danced along Leshawna and the BFFFs
"Come fly with us" All four singed before the plane shook.
"Do you even know how to steer this thing?" Dave asked, grasping the seat in panic while Chef just relaxed on the chair with his arms behind his head.
"I tried" Said the cook/pilot with zero interest.
"They thought they could leave me and depart-" Ezekiel sang as he emerged from a box in the charging area, "But this stowaway got winning in his heart."
"Come fly with us-" Noah sang calmly before notcing one of the plane turbines was smoking, "Come die whit us" he sang now whit fear.
"We're flying?" Owen asked on rhythm "i hate flying. STOP THE PLANE!!!"
Another hit on the back courtesy of Chris frying pan sent the big guy unconscious again.
"Come fly with us" Chimed various contestants to the annoyed trio of Duncan, Gwen and Eva.
"No" The three answered simultaneously.
"Does anyone care for a copy of the season three rules?" Chris asked hodling a paper "because in order to escape instant elimination-"
"Allll, contestants. Must sing on cameraaaa" Sky sang the rule.
"Go Eva" Izzy said "Just roar."
"Duncan do it. Let's go" Courtney basically demanded.
"Gwen sing it" Cody sang.
"Don't go" Trent chimed in.
"Well I don't want to go home" Gwen admitted before getting a determined look "come fly with us. Come fly with us. Come. And fly. With us" she sang.
"Duncan come on, please" Courtney pleaded
The punk and Eva exchanged look before encoring together.
"This. Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucksssssss" They sang as the camera planned, revealing the entire cast (minus Owen) surrounding them.
"Yeah" Everyone else finished doing Jazz hands while Chris watched them holding a newspaper.
"Enough singing fruitcakes" Chef said in the speaker "Grab yourself a seat, we're now starting our descent in Egypt. Musical numbers, worst idea. Chris is such a idi-" The cook complained "Wait, it's this still on?" Chef said before cutting the speakers off.
"Well be right back" Chris said annoyed.
(After commercial break)
When the camera returned, the plane was on a runway in the Dessert, whit all 25 (present) contestants standing, Meanwhile, Chris (now dressed as a egyptina pharaon) was carried by a pair of interns (dressed as egypcian slaves) as he enjoyed a drink whit ice.
"Are you guys ready for a little fun? Wow, it's scorching out here huh?" The host asked before taking a sip of the lemonade "I call today's challenge. Pyramid over-under."
"An 11-hour flight, chef's in-flight cuisine, a forced musical number, now we've got a challenge?" Justin complained
"don't you love this game?" Chris asked while being fanned by the poor interns.
"I already don't," Dave said pulling the neck of his shirt a bit.
The camera moved, now a bit deeper into the desert, the contestants stood behind a line.
"It's like we're being cooked in a giant oven." Harold (with a thin foil cap) complained as he tried to remove some sweat.
"It might help if you weren't dressed like a giant baked potato." Leshawna pointed to said object.
"Aluminum foil means the aliens can't read your brains" Harold said, "It's a real problem in this area."
"Alien… he's not serious right?" Dave asked to Sky and Noah.
"It's Harold. Hard to tell." Noah said with his typical sarcasm, before a loud noise made them all turn to see Chris holding a pair of cymbals.
"Man, that's satisfying," He said "Alright. Pyramid over under means you choose how you'll get to the finish line on the other side, either over or under the pyramid. got it?
Everyone nodded.
"Ready set-"
"Wait up" Ezekiel said sliding into the scene, "Yo you guys wait up. i told you i wasn't gonna lose this time eh."
"Didn't we leave you in like halifax or white horse or whatever?" Chris asked.
"It's called landing gear homie. I climbed it and hid with the cargo" The homeschooler bragged.
"impressive" Chris admitted. "but you're still out."
"No way. I'm in it to win it. Word." Ezekiel declares.
"Hey. it's your funeral" Chris said lifting the cymbals "set, GO!"
Everyone, including Ezekiel, started to run toward the pyramid. The ones who went inside soon found themselves with a three way split.
"Oh great our friendly neighborhood host dude failed to mention there were different paths" Noah sarcastically scoffed.
"Hey Sierra, which way do you think we should go?" Heather asked the plum haired girl.
"Me? Um, uh…" Sierra stammered.
"How do we know which way is right?" Justin complained.
"I know" Izzy said "I saw this in a spy movie once. You lick your finger and hold it up to find the airflow"
The crazy redhead did exactly that.
"The sand really crunches in your teeth, fun. Okay DJ, give me your hand" She said happily.
"Don't do it DJ, you might catch a case of crazy," Leshawna said taking the brickhouse away from Izzy, "Come on Harold"
"Wait, I'm going to go with you." Justin said, following the trio into the tunnel with a scarab symbol.
"Oh oh let's take the scary mummy door." Izzy said pointing to said door. And was quickly followed by Owen, Eva, Ezekiel, and Noah.
"Guess we go the Anj path." Cody said pointing to said symbol.
"Ah great. My first challenge and likely my last." Dave complained following the geek, along with Katie, Sadie, Heather and Sierra.
Meanwhile, some of the other contestants were outside of the pyramid.
"Is it too late to go under instead?" Tyler asked seeing the pyramid.
"Alejandro and Sky are doing okay," Beth noticed.
The Spaniard and the Olympian were effortlessly scaling the pyramid by jumping.
"He is like the super cutest mountain goat in the world." Lindsay commented.
"Wait, I can be a goat." Tyler said to deaf ears.
Suddenly Alejandro went back down to where the trio were.
"Can i be of assistance?" Alejandro asked before grabbing both Beth and Lindsay's hands.
"Lindsay. I'm a goat. Baaaaah." Tyler tried to get Lindsay's attention to no avail.
Sky looked with a bit of sympathy and jumped down.
"Hey Tyler, a quick race up passing every step?" Sky asked with a friendly yet competitive smile
"Oh, it's on sister." The brown haired jock said as they both started their climb.
Meanwhile, Courtney was tying a rope around Duncan's waist.
"Rock climbing was the team building challenge when I was a CIT and if Tiffany Prizzlebewski hadn't been such a lousy partner I'd have won." Courtney complained.
"I always said Tiffy was overrated." The punk said, clearly not very interested.
"Mock all you like duncan but my superior belay skills are going to assure our victory." Courtney boasted.
"Hey Gwen are you going over too?" Duncan asked, turning to the pyramid, where the goth was climbing very slowly.
"Working on it" Gwen said before slipping, thankfully she was catched by a familiar face.
"Hey, don't want you to make an Evanescence video." Trent jokes with a smile, making Gwen roll her eyes.
"i think Gwen could use a hand, '' Duncan commented ''And Trent is a nice company." he added quickly.
"Fine but only because a four-person belay is stronger" Courtney groaned.
Back inside the pyramid, the contestants on the Mummy path stopped.
"Where's homeschool?" Eva asked, noticing the absence of Ezekiel.
"He likely turned on one of those other paths" Owen shrugged.
"Oh look," Izzy said pointing to a pile of bandages, "we're in the nurse's office"
"It's a pyramid not a high school." Noah snarked.
"Costume party," Izzy said, ignoring Noah's sarcasm and throwing some of the bandages to them, "Mummy me."
The trio shared looks before Eva spoke up.
"Whatever." Eva said, not wanting to start a debate.
Outside, Alejandro was arriving a the top with Beth and Lindsay on his shoulders.
"Just… a bit… more…" Geoff said while carrying Bridgette on his back. What they failed to notice, was an scorpion on a setp. Wich stung Geoff hand.
"AHHHHHH"
The blonde couple ended stumbling down a couple of steps.
"Perhaps I should go to help them" Alejandro said gently, letting Lindsay and Beth at the top before starting to go down.
"We'll wait for you." Beth waved.
Geoff rubbed his hand while Bridgette rubbed her head.
"Owww, i hope it's only a bit of itch" Geoff complained.
"Can i assist?" the Spaniard asked helping Bridgette to get up.
"It would appreciated." Bridgette admitted with a bit of annoyance, which Geoff somewhat didn't catch.
"Uh yeah, thanks hermano." Geoff said with the best knowledge he had in spanish
Inside the Anj path. The girls walked calmly until heather heard a noise and looked behind them.
"EVERYONE DOWN!" Heather screamed pushing Sierra and the BFFs down as a couple of arrows flew over them.
"Oops, sorry Heather" Sierra apologized, noticing it was her foot what activated the trap.
"Honest mistake," the Queen Bee said after taking a deep breath "Could have happened to anybody."
"Uh, need a hand boys" Katie asked while helping Sadie to her feet.
The camera moved showing Dave and Cody we're basically pinned to the wall by the arrows, which thankfully just pierced their clothes.
"Yeah, a hand would be nice." Cody squeaked due to the fear in his body.
Outside, the belay of four was having a… not too calm ascent.
"And your form is appalling" Courtney said looking down.
"Gee, thanks Courtney, I was just wondering about that" Gwen answered, trying not to scream.
"Don't be too hard on her Courtney. This is not easy" Trent tries to intervene.
"You know you and her are only here because i'm feeling nice today" said the C.I.T.
"Wow. Are you being nice? My sympathies." Gwen said, now actually annoyed.
"Ate you hearing this duncan?" Courtney asked to her boyfriend "you're not gonna let her get away with that?"
Duncan rolled his eyes and sighed.
While the contestants on the scarab rout kept running, DJ noticed a couple of mummified animals.
"That's a real dog" DJ said, "Poor little guy."
"DJ, we do not have time to cry over a stuffed dog." Leshawna complained.
"Actually-" Harold started.
"No need for data Harold,"Justin said, covering the mad-skilled nerd's mouth.
"Hey there, little buddy. I wish i had a biscuit to give you" the brickhouse lightly touched the dog, and it cracked a bit, "Oh no."
"Yeah, you might wanna avoid touching stuff that are over an human life-expectative old" Justin comented before taking a step and hearing a sound. It was another trap loose. And the team soon had insects raining over them.
"SCARABS!" Harold recognized "RUN!"
"Izzy?" Owen screamed to the corridors "Izzy?"
"Dude she's lost, we've gotta go" Noah commented.
"Ah poor Iz." Owen moaned.
"Poor Iz?" Eva asked "She kept insisting we go in circles because she smelled something lucky."
"Oh I think that might have been my fault" Owen said before farting, "Ugh. Airplane food."
"I'm honestly amazed that you haven't caused some real respiratory problem whit the amounts of farts you release" Eva commented before starting to run "Stay if you want, I'm gunning out of this place"
"Guys?" Ezekiel asked while walking. "Anybody?" he noticed something on the wall. "An intercom, what the shizzle, yo players… is this thing on?"
The moment he pressed the "intercom" a pile of bandages fell on him, along some Egyptian pharaoh ornaments.
Outside of the pyramid, most of the contestants were at the top with Sky being the next to arrive.
"Ha, I win." she boasted, but still retained a friendly tone.
"It's too steep for me to carry you down" Alejandro said looking the other side of the pyramid.
"There must be an easier way." Beth commented.
Bridgette looked around and saw a conveniently placed sign that warned how steep the mountain was.
"I'm a surfer, I can surf." Bridgette said, trying to take the sign off the rocks, not noticing that Tyler was arriving.
"Me too." Tyler said in relief.
BANG
When Bridgette removed the sign, she ended uo hitting Tyler on the face, and made him fall again. Sky and Geoff saw it with concern.
"Good thing he's durable." Geoff comented.
Way under, the scarab road contestants arrived outside and crossed the line while removing some final scarabs.
"good work guys." Chris commented.
'We're first?" DJ asked before giving Justin a high five "Alright"
"Please go and stand behind the number one."
"in egyptian it's waaHid" Harold commented before noticing Chris' annoyed glare.
Inside the pyramid, Cody, Dave and the girls tan away from something… which was the mummified Izzy.
"Hey guy, what about another musical number" Izzy asked while walking the "mummy" (more like the zombie walk), "Oh, a pyramid's just a triangle, with room inside. I would be awesome as frankenstein's bride."
We then see Noah turn around a corner and see something.
"hey cheese house. I found your girl" Noah said, pointing at "mummy Izzy"
"Iz. yes" Owen said approaching the mummy, "Say you do make a cute mummy. all right you got a kiss for old O-"
The mummy started to complain and moan under the bandages which quickly made Noah realize…
"That's not izzy. RUNNNNNN!" Noah screamed.
Outside the pyramid, Eva crossed the line.
"Nice job Eva, go and join the rest of team one." Chris said while drinking more lemonade.
A bit upwards, Bridgette, Alejandro, Beth and Lindsay descended in the improvised surfboards.
"So alive guys," Bridgette happily screamed before they stopped at the base.
"Hey, Where's Geoff?" Beth asked.
"AHHHHHHHH!"
Suddenly the party guys crashed into the sand.
"Hitted a Bad step" Geoff weakly muttered.
"ladies after you" Alejandro said, "I'll help our fallen amigo."
The girls crossed the line and joined the rest while Alejandro carried Geoff, but when they crossed the line…
"Not so fast," Chris said standing in front of them "this season. Three teams. Bridgette and Lindsay round out team one. Alejandro and Geoff, you're the first members of team two."
"What" Geoff asked, realizing he and Bridgette won't share a team.
"In egyptian it's itnein" Harold commented.
"If it's any consolation, you do get-" Chris started talking when Sky crossed the line "fellow newbie Sky."
"Oh wow, thats… half the people" The olympian said, seeing she wasn't the first one there. "Guess i gotta put more effort."
"And you also get…"
The four soon saw Tyler painfully stumblinghis way down.
"Uh Tyler, is it?" Alejandro asked a bit dubiously while Geoff and Sky went to check the red jock.
"Yup. and to make more space" Chris commented pointing to the exit of the pyramid where Owen and Noah ran out screaming.
"Congratulations." Chris half greeted, half mocked.
"That's… wonderful." Alejandro said calmly.
Confessional: Alejandro
"*bleep* QUE IDIOTAS *bleep*" Alejandro rants, "INCOMPETENTES *bleep*"
Confessional Ends
Heather's group arrived out of the pyramid, with Sierra carrying Cody.
"i'm so happy we found you." Sierra cooed, "Heather, aren't you so happy?"
"I'm so happy. I could scream." the Queen bee said angrily.
"That was so scary." Sadie comented
"Much more than that supposed haunted house we went to." Katie added as they crossed the line.
"We did it" Sierra celebrated, "Group hug" she said hugging Cody and being joined by the BFFs. "Come on Dave and Heather, you too"
Heather rolled her eyes, but forced a smile and joined the hug. Dave tried to avoid the hug, but the BFFFs pulled him into it.
"And… hugs over" Chris said "Sierra get behind the number two team. And to mix things up. Dave, Heather, Katie, Sadie and Cody you'll be on team three."
"In egyptian-" Harold started.
"No one cares Harold." Chris silenced him while Cody looked around.
"Where's Gwen? i mean not like i care just curious." The geek quickly tried to deflect.
"Yeah, it shows," Dave said, noticing Cody's clear worry.
"I'm telling you we need to untie" Gwen complained at the top of the pyramid.
"And I'm telling you it's unsafe" Courtney answered "i'm in charge and-"
"Oh kids," Chris mocked as the bell rang again.
"Recognize that sound? Time for those who did not finished yet to give us a little musical reprise."
"You said one song per episode" Duncan almost screamed.
"Yeah, and this is a reprise not a new song. So if you don't sing you're out" Chris said giddily, "Now let's hear it."
"You know what, no." Duncan started to jump down the pyramid, taking Gwen, Courtney and Trent for a bumpy ride "No no no no no no no. Three hours of these two squawking on this stupid pyramid in this stupid heat and you want me to sing? FORGET IT!"
"It's all cool dude. I just wanted to speed the process, and since it worked and now i'm in a good mood, i'm going to send you and Trent to team two. While the girls joins team three"
"GOOD!" The punk screamed while cutting the rope and dragging Trent with him, leaving Gwen and Courtney in shock. Which was interrupted for the goth when a shadow and a hand approached her
"hey looks like we're teammates" Cody said offering his hand.
Confessional: Cody
"Girls on the rebound are the best" Cody commented, "They cry and then you get to buy them a pop, and listen and then… well they still won't go out with you. But you get to buy them a pop" he said optimistically.
Confessional Ends
The bandaged Izzy finally got out, carrying a fellow mummified form in her arms.
"IZZY NO!" Owen screamed.
"you're carrying the undead," Noah said, scared.
"Cool, bite me and I can be your undead friend like Frankenstein," Izzy said to the mummy.
"Thats a zombie thing" Dave commented, "and that's just a fake utilery-"
The mummy jumped of the redhead arms and Dave released a high pitched scream. Before the bandages where retired revealing it was Ezekiel.
"Dude. You almost gave me a heart attack" Dave complained.
"Well thanks for all the help you knobs" The homeschooler sneered, ignoring Dave's words.
"Izzy go join team-" Chris started.
"TALATA!" Harold interrupted, "or three."
"Come on guy after all this you gotta let me back in the game." Ezekiel basically pleaded.
"FINE. But if you get out first again it's not my fault" Chris said clearly fed up with the homeschooler begging, "Go ahead and join team one."
"Ohohoho, yes." Ezekiel cheered.
"Okay teams, talk amongst yourselves and determine a team name." Chris explained, "you have three minutes while i enjoy this ice cream cone."
"TEAM VICTORY!" was the joint scream of team 1, as a yellow logo with a trophy appeared.
"Team Amazon" said Courtney, Heather and Izzy at the same time.
"Sounds Nice" Katie said happily, "but none of us is Brazilian"
"I think Courtney is," Sadie added, " i read it in one blog."
"First, i'm Puerto rican" Courtney corrected "And second, we are naming ourselves like that after the female warriors, which is what we are." she said, although secretly, she didn't count Katie or Sadie as "warriors".
"Ahem," Dave fake coughed, "Cody and I exist too, you know?"
"Yeah, and you two totally are Spartans" Courtney mocked, earning a death glare from the germaphobe.
"Well it's better than any of Chris shitty mames" Gwen admitted reluctantly.
"I like it, I'm in" Cody boasted just to follow Gwen and "earn points" making Dave sigh miserably.
"Whatever. Democarcy exists for a reason" Dave admits, before they all joined hands.
"TEAM AMAZON!" They screamed, while Courtney accidentally kicked Cody in the kiwis when she lifted her leg. A pink logo with the female symbol appears.
Team 2 wasnt having such an easy time whit the name until Sierra's eyes opened.
"I got it. Team Chris is really really really really hot." said the fangirl.
"WHAT?!" said the rest of the team as a sea blue logo with Chris' smiling face appeared.
"Alright, best team name ever"Chris boasted. "and here are your rewards. Team Amazon, you win a camel."
One of the interns arrived with said animal, Izzy was clapping in happiness.
"Team Chris is really, really, really, really, really hot-"
"I think there were only four reallys." Alejandro said.
"-you win a goat" The host finished as a goat rammed into Tyler.
"Cool" Geoff said happily.
"And Team Victory," the host said before revealing a wooden stick "Here you go."
"So the guys who come in last get a camel, and we get a stick?" Leshawna complained.
"All will be explained. if i feel like it next time, right here on Total. Drama. World Touuuuuuuuuur" he sang the last part.
Team Victory: Beth, Bridgette, DJ, Eva, Ezekiel, Harold, Justin, Leshawna, Lindsay
Team Chris: Alejandro, Duncan, Eva, Geoff, Izzy, Noah, Owen, Sky, Trent
Team Amazon: Cody, Courtney, Dave, Gwen, Heather, Katie, Sadie, Sierra
Author's Note: I'm aware the order the teams were placed in is technically incorrect but considering Chris did the exact same thing except worse in Revenge, I think I can let it slide here.
Sky and Dave are making quite the impressions so far. I am co-writing this with LaCuevademisgustos because they have the biggest passion for Sky and Dave I have ever seen.