It was Harry's first day in Hogwarts and he was in potions. Severus Snape had came into the room, shut the windows and doors. "Ah, Harry Potter, our newest celebrity." He said, "I am here to teach you dunderheads the subtle art of potion making."

'No, he did not just call us dunderheads.' Harry thought.

"Potter! What would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?" Harry smirked, he got a good answer for him.

"Your Mom's dildo?" The class laughed and Snape got mad.

"Arrogant little bastard! Just like your father!"

"Well gee, I wouldn't know now would I? Did he use asphodel and wormwood on your Mom?" Snape wanted to kill the little bastard.

"5 points from Gryffindor for cheek!"

"Oh wow, 5 whole points? Let me guess, that's the maximum?" Snape got really mad, "let me guess; just like my father? Is that the only insult you got? Trying to make me embarrassed that my father was, in your eyes, an asshole? Hey, I'm not saying he was a saint, far from it, but he wasn't an asshole. So what? He bullied you so bad, you became so emo, you slit your wrists and bled on your cat?"

The class was quiet and looked at Harry, he was showing that he had balls. Hermione was panicking, "every little thing I do you don't like, I'm just like my father. Here he is ladies and gentlemen, fellow students; the anti-Elsa." The other students didn't understand what Potter was talking about. "Oh Come On! Hermione?"

"Elsa is a character in a movie called 'Frozen', there is a song in the movie she sings named 'Let It Go'." She said, "what Harry's saying is; Professor Snape won't 'Let It Go'."

"Thank you, Hermione," he said. "Let me guess, he wouldn't give you enough time? Always hanging around Black, Lupin, and MY mother? Wow, I didn't know you had a thing for him."

"I Don't Have A 'Thing' For Your Father!" Said Snape.

"Are you sure? Cause you might have a thing for me now and I don't swing that way." Snape gritted his teeth so hard his jaw was hurting. "So, since you think I am a celebrity, I might as well be. All Gryffindors?" They looked at him, "I need an entourage. I'll pay you each a galleon to be in it." Everyone, except Ron, agreed. "See Snape? This is how a celebrity gains his peerage."

"I Don't Care About How Celebrities Get Anything!"

"Oh but you care if I'm one or not right? Why am I so special?" Snape was sweating now. "Tell you what, you go tell the old man that I'm not going to be taking your classes anymore. If I want to study Potions I'll use my money to find a tutor for us." With that he stood up, "come on guys!" So, Harry and his entourage got up packed up and left.

Continued (maybe?)

A/n: I wanted to do something about Snape's mouth when he jumped down Harry's throat when they first met. This MIGHT grow into a story.