CHARADES

Aoyama mimed tying something around his neck. While everyone else struggled to see what he was doing with all the sparkles he was throwing around, Izuku said, "Tying a tie."

"Magnifique, you win again."

As Izuku went up on stage, everyone groaned. "How does he keep doing that?"

Izuku read his card. His whole body twisted and writhed, expanding until it resembled an elephant. Tokoyami guessed it first and came up with Dark Shadow.

"Ooh! I want to do this one!" his Quirk called out. Tokoyami shrugged and let him have it. As Dark Shadow read it, he cackled wickedly, and Tokoyami felt instant terror. He slowly backed away, but his Quirk pounced on him and kissed him square on the beak.

"Kissing," Izuku said.

"Who's brilliant idea was it to put that one in there?" Jiro asked sourly.

Mineta whistled innocently and tried not to look at anyone else. Once again, Izuku took the stage. He pulled a golf club out of his chest, teed up, and hit a golf ball through a window, which kept flying until it landed in a hole four miles away.

Hagakure came up. Once she read her card, her hands waved wildly around, but what the rest of her body was doing was anyone's guess. Everyone scratched their heads over it, but Izuku said, "Picking apples."

"How were we even supposed to get that?"

"It's not my fault you guys picked this stupid game!" Hagakure shot back. "You could've at least gone with Pictionary."

Once Izuku read his card, he immediately collapsed at an awkward angle. Mineta excitedly leapt up and shouted, "Peter Griffin!"

Mineta's excitement vanished the moment he read his card. "What the heck? Why is there a 'go to jail, do not pass go or collect two hundred dollars' card in here?"

Hound Dog bomked him from behind and dragged him to jail. Izuku raised his hand and said, "Monopoly."

Momo facepalmed. "How did I not get that one? My parents have four of those."

For Izuku's next card, he sprouted a television screen and played a video of a man sneezing. When Todoroki guessed it right, he asked, "Why didn't you just pretend to sneeze?"

"I don't know how."

"To sneeze?"

"Last time I tried, they had to rebuild half of Tokyo. Mom sold two patents to cover the cost."

For Todoroki's turn, he made an ice sculpture of a man brushing his teeth. Izuku guessed it and came back up for the final card. When he read it, his eyes glowed red. His hand morphed into a plasma cannon, and he said in a monotone voice, "Surrender or die, meatbags. Resistance is futile. All your base are belong to us."

"Robot invasion!" Kaminari said.

Izuku went back to normal. "Correct."

Bakugo dashed back in with a shotgun and shot Izuku in the chest. "You robot bastards won't take me alive! Down with the robot invasion!"

"Who even put that card in there?"

"Bakugo did."

"Of course."

498

Koda gets on all fours and pretends to bark like a dog.

Izuku: is this a cat?