It was the end of a big tour in Asia and 'Garden of Eden' Entertainment, was tired and the owners wanted nothing more than to go home and go to bed. Both were dressed in jumpsuits, Ranma's were sour apple green with white trim and Ranko's were the reverse color of Ranma's. Once the plane landed, they got on the bus after making sure everything was on the trucks securely and they took off.

The twins fell asleep on the bus all the way home. They were awakened and got off the bus.

At 'Heaven's Garden' A.K.A. Saotome Manor, Nodoka Saotome, and the Winx Club were waiting on their loved ones to come home which they were. "Wow, they toured all of Asia and sold out every night during the tour." Said Bloom, who was in a T-shirt and jeans.

"I think this is a World record, isn't it Saotome-sensei?" Said Layla dressed in a shirt, shorts, and boots. Nodoka was in a blue and white kimono nodded.

"They have solidified their place as the greatest entertainers of all time." She said, just then the door opened up and Ranma and Ranko started to walk into the house. Ranma now had on a white Kangol™ hat as Ranko was in a green trucker's cap. "Hello sweetheart," said the Saotome Matriarch as she hugged and kissed them. They looked like the walking dead as Ranma handed her their World Record plaque.

"Hi Mom," they said they were exhausted.

"Mission accomplished," said Ranma as he took off his jacket. The girls just stared at him; he was now buffed as Hell and had a tattoo on his left arm. It was a wire wrapped around his bicep connected to a pair of headphones on his shoulder. Musa gushed at the tatt and her fiancée.

"Nice tatt Ran-Kun." She said she was in a white T-shirt and jeans, he smiled at her. She also had blue-streaked- black hair in long pigtails and blue eyes.

"Thanks, Musa-chan," he said and kissed her.

"What about you Ranko-chan?" Said Stella, "Do you have any tattoos?" She wore a small green halter midriff top that resembles a bikini bra that ties at the front and a short orange miniskirt with a gold chain belt lined with small circles. Ranko took off her jacket revealing a much-toned body and a tattoo on the music scale on her right bicep.

"Wow," said Tecna she wore a purple and lime green midriff vest top and purple flared fitted cropped pants.

"It's the scale of one of my favorite songs." She said tiredly. They look closer at it and saw gemstones.

"Are those gemstones?" said Flora in a light-green off-the-shoulder midriff top and a short fuchsia skirt with strawberry prints on it. Gold hoop-shaped earrings adorned her ears as well as gold bangle bracelets on her wrists.

"Yep," said Ranko. "We're going to bed. See ya next week." So they went to their rooms and went to bed. They Fell onto them not even taking off their pants and were asleep before their heads hit the pillows.

The next morning, Nodoka received a letter from a beautiful white 'Athena owl'. "Would you like to rest your wings?" She asked the owl she nodded her head and read it.

Dear Sir or Ma'am;

My name is Harry James Potter and I need your help. On 'All Hallows Eve in 1981 my parents were killed by a psychopath leaving me an orphan. For 13 years I have been living with relatives that hate magic users. I was told that I have no other relatives and no one would've wanted me. But, I'm hoping you can help me. Being on the street is so much better than living in a zoo.

Please help me.

Sincerely;

Harry James Potter

'My nephew?' She thought, 'What happened to Lily?' then she got mad. 'Better question; why isn't he here?' "Please rest up we'll handle this and take you with us, okay?" The owl nodded and rested.


Meanwhile, the Winx were up but one person was missing. "Good morning Saotome-sensei." Said Bloom, Nodoka looked up and saw the girls.

"Good morning girls." She said, "Where's Stella?" They noticed that their friend wasn't there.

"There is only one place she can be," said Musa.

Meanwhile, in Ranma's room, the princess of Solaria was snuggled against Ranma asleep. Flora had come into the room and shaken her awake. She woke up, "huh?" She said.

"It's time to get up." Flora said as she woke Ranma up, "Sorry Ranma didn't mean to wake you up."

"Sokay," he said. Then he went back to sleep or at least tried to when his phone rang. He reached for it, "lo?" It was his bank.

"Mr. Saotome, we need to speak to you, someone tried to get into your account."

"What? Did you stop them?"

"They tried to use a fake key to get in but yes we did. We have him right now."

"I'm on my way." So he hung up and got up he slipped on a pair of boots and his jacket.

"What's wrong Ranma?" Said Stella.

"Someone tried to break into my account." He headed downstairs, "Good morning guys."

"Ranma?" Said Nodoka, "what's wrong?"

"Someone tried to steal from me." He went to the garage and got on his bike. "Be right back." He opened the garage and then took off.


Once at the bank, he parked his bike and headed inside. "Okay, Where's The Bastard?" Just then the bank manager had walked over to him.

"Saotome-san," he said. "It's good to see you."

"Onigiri-san, I was told someone tried to steal from my account."

"Yes, we have the culprit right here." So he followed the bank manager to a holding cell. Inside was an old man dressed in blue and gold robes and had half-moon glasses on as well.

"Albus Dumbledore," Ranma said. "So now you're fucking with me?"

"Adrian my boy…" He started then Ranma grabbed the old man and almost made him one with the wall.

"I AM NOT YOUR BOY! YOU TRIED TO STEAL FROM ME! THAT HAS PENALTIES!"

"I assure you Adrian; I didn't think you'd mind." Then Ranma punched the wall by his head.

"DIDN'T THINK I'D MIND? WHAT THE FUCK'S WRONG WITH YOU?" He screamed, "DID YOU FORGET WHERE YOU ARE?"

"He's right the Japanese ministry does not like you." Said the bank manager.

"But you belong to England!"

"I Was Born And Raised In Japan. Okay, this is what's up you leave Japan and I won't break you in half." Just then someone came in behind him.

"Also, you release Harry to me," Ranma turned around and saw Nodoka. Then he felt someone going into his head.

"Oh No, You Ain't Trying To Pull That Mind Reading Bullshit!" He said Dumbledore paled. "Do You Not Like Your Life? It's this simple; you want me to go to Hogwarts? I want Harry, I want the DADA position, and anything mom wants."

"I got a list," said Nodoka and she unrolled it and it was as long as Ranma was tall and he was 6 foot 5. Dumbledore was defeated and agreed to their terms. Then he left, it turned out that everything was alright and they went back home with Ranma grumbling, sounding like a certain cartoon Western outlaw.

Then they headed home.

TBC