PokeRanma: Music

A/N: What would you get if you crossed 'PokeRanma' by Innortal with Ranma and Ranko as DJs?

This story.


It was a very weird day at the Tendo Ranch, two people were found and taken to a room. They were dressed in sleeveless hoodies, cargo pants, boots, and gas masks.

The guy's clothes were trimmed with a sour green, and the female's clothes were trimmed in red. The girl was showing off her impressive six-pack abs and gorge-like cleavage.

Her nails were painted red with white tips. The guy's nails were sour green with black tips. "Great Whore-Oh, they were heavy!" Said Dr. Ronald Jeremy the XII. He was a buffed man with long black hair, a bristled mustache, and dark eyes was around six foot seven, and was dressed in a banded collar suit and boots.

"Okay, who are they, and why are they wearing masks?" He asked, his friend had long black hair and mustache, dark eyes, and was dressed in a black polo shirt, slacks, and slippers. He had a 'wife' and three daughters, his wife had a decent build, shoulder-length brown hair, and brown eyes. She was dressed in a T-shirt representing the ranch, jeans, and sandals.

Their first daughter was a beauty, she was tall, well built, had a very large bust, long brown hair, brown eyes, and a light tan, she was in cover-alls and sandals.

The next daughter was about a foot shorter than her sister, she was dressed in a two-piece bodysuit, and she had short brown hair and amber eyes. But, she had cat-like features, eyes, and ears. She had slight claws on her hands and feet, a light covering of beige fur, and a beige tail.

The last daughter was around five foot four, and had black hair and brown eyes. She had a good muscle tone and a decent C-cup chest. She was in a T-shirt, bike shorts, and slippers.

The last person there was a young woman with auburn-colored hair, and blue eyes who was in an off-the-shoulder kimono and socks. "Let's take them off, that has got to be uncomfortable." She said so they did, they took off the hoodies revealing how built they were.

The male didn't have a shirt on underneath and had dirty blond hair with green streaks. Then the doctor slowly took off the mask and they had seen someone that had surprised them.

The woman gasped and covered her nose and mouth with her hands."My Ma Cavity," she whispered.

"No way," said the youngest daughter.

"But how?" said the middle daughter.

"Nodoka, do you know what this means?" Said the Ranch owner's wife.

"Yeah," said Nodoka. "This is my son. Or at least an analog of him."

"But who is the other one?" Said the eldest daughter, they started to take off her hoodie and mask, and she looked just like Nodoka but with blond-streaked red hair.

She had on a sports bra and was well-muscled. Just then they started to awaken, the guy started to sit up with his hand on his face.

He opened his eyes revealing them to be an angelic blue.

He looked right at Nodoka and tears slowly fell from his eyes. "Mom?" He said as he grabbed her and hugged her tightly as if she was going to disappear if he let go.

She stroked his hair as he cried on her bare shoulder.

Just then the redhead quickly looked over at them as she felt the pain and relief in his heart. She had the same color eyes, even though hers were softer. She looked and saw the woman that bore them, or at least an analog of her because their no-good father killed her to control them. "Mom?" She said, "That bastard said he killed you." She went over to her and hugged her as well.

Later they told everyone what had happened and they were not of happiness. "How did my analog become such a wimp?" Said the Ranch owner.

"I don't know, Soun-Kun." Said his wife.

"My analog sounds like a Psi Dyke, that needs a good ass-kicking." Said the youngest daughter.

"How could my analog allow this to happen to Ranma-Kun?" Said the eldest.

"Don't blame yourself Kasumi," said the middle child. "Mine wasn't that much better."

"And of course, Genma has to act like an asshole." Said Nodoka.


Later Ranma was relaxing or at least trying to when Nabiki had come up to him. "Can I help you?" He asked he was nervous around her but he didn't show it. But, Nabiki knew something was up.

"You're an ailurophobe, aren't you?" She said.

"How can you tell?"

"You are shaking right now and I'm only what 3 maybe 4 feet away from you?" Ranma sighed, "I just want to know what's wrong so I can help you." He gave off a wry chuckle.

"My idiot father," he spat on the ground. "Tried to teach me an unbeatable fighting technique without reading what it would do to the trainee."

"It has something to do with cats?"

"It's called 'Neko-ken'."

"So, what can I do to help you?" Ranma wanted to relax the tension in his body, so he tried to joke.

"If you could have sex with me, I should be right as rain." She knew he was joking but, she wanted to be serious.

"Okay." He quickly looked at her and she thought he would have gotten whiplash. "I heard that the only way to help out with a traumatic experience is to have good memories with the catalyst. Besides, I want to help you, you are cute and I am about to go feral right now."

Ranma and Ranko were told about the world they were on and they shook their heads."Why didn't you say anything?"

"Because we were too busy helping you two."

"Okay, wanna do it now? Get it over with?" Nabiki hugged him tightly and took him to a taming room as her room was a little too far. After a great 'taming' session, Ranma was finally relaxed with Nabiki purring against him.

The amazing thing was that she glowed twice. Her fur was now a beautiful gold, her eyes were slightly glowing and she had grown a foot shorter than Ranma's height of six foot eleven.

She also had a grin on her face that not even a crowbar could remove. He kissed her on the forehead, "You okay?" He said.

"(I'm fine, just going through Taming Shock. Are You okay?)" She asked in meows and purrs as she stretched on top of him. He was amazed that he wasn't freaking out over her anymore more so, he could understand her.

"Yeah, I'm fine now if only we can get Ranko in on..." He said as it just hit them that he could understand her.

"How do I understand you?"

"(We must have bonded. We have to go to Doctor Jeremy and my dad.)" He nodded, just then Ranko had come in. She saw them in bed together and smiled.

"How was he Nabiki?" She said the Cheshire answered her in meows, hisses, and purrs. "Don't worry, you do know we have a link, mentally, emotionally, and spiritually. That's how I know where to find him." She started to take off her clothes and got into bed with them. "We'll talk to them later, I want some of both of you."

"Wait a minute!" He said, "You're a virgin."

"Because I want my first time with you." So, he couldn't argue. It was kind of hard when two gorgeous women were all over you. One was cleaning out your tonsils, while the other was getting her first taste of penis and it's yours.

Anyway, after another hour of sex and relaxation, they got up and went to talk to Soun and Dr. Jeremy about how they can understand Nabiki and why she glowed twice.

"Nabiki did what?" He asked.

"Yeah, she glowed twice." Said Ranma as the Cheshire was on his lap purring and snuggled up to him and Ranko was stroking her.

"Hmm, this is interesting." Kimiko was looking over her daughter making sure she was alright. Soun wanted to talk to the twins.

"You want us to run the Ranch?" Askes Ranko.

"Please?" Soun asked, Ranko looked to Ranma.

"Can we set up a recording studio?" He said.

"Anything." He looked at Ranko.

"What say you?"

"Okay." She said, Ranma shook Soun's hand.

"You got a deal." Said Ranma, so everything was getting set up. Their stuff space rooms had the equipment they needed to set up their studio. They had it done within a few days. Nodoka was listening to their music and was enjoying it.

"Is that the twins' music you're listening to?" Asked Kimiko, Nodoka nodded and unplugged her headset so they both could listen. They were enjoying it and Nabiki came in to listen as well.

"Wow," she said. "Is this them? They're great."

"Excuse me," said Nodoka. "I need to talk to Ranma about something."

"Have to warn you, Auntie, he's huge." Nodoka blushed.

TBC