Chapter 2

Scene: Tendo dojo

He removed his head rag and out came a long ponytail, then he removed his shades and they saw his brilliant blue-silver eyes. "RANMA!" They said and he waved

"How are you doing?" He said, just then they got into his face.

"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN RANMA?" Fat panda Bastard.

"OH, JOY THE SCHOOLS CAN NOW BE JOINED!" Crybaby.

"RANMA, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STOP PICKING ON RYOGA!" Spoiled Brat, now Ranma was getting upset.

"SHUT THE HELL UP!" He said, "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP! I CAME HERE BECAUSE I HAD SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS HERE! IT DEALT WITH YOU TWO AKANE!"

She was mad; "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" He slapped her, hard. Everyone was in shock, Ranma hit her.

"I guess what happened 10 fucking years ago, didn't ring a bell huh?" He said he glared at her, "Then let me refresh your memory."


Scene: 10 years ago

It was a nice day in Nerima, "RANMA YOU JERK!" Notice I said `was'? Ranma Saotome was running down the street dodging his then `loving' fiancée Akane Tendo who was brandishing a 50-pound mallet and trying to brain him.

"Now hold up Akane, all I said was `dark colors don't suit you'. How does that warrant you braining me with that damn mallet?" He said, just then they ran into Ryoga.

"RANMA, HOW DARE YOU INSULT AKANE!" He said.

"Oh great. It's Pigboy" Ranma sighed. "Okay, try to kill me, as usual."

"PREPARE TO DIE!" So they went at it and as usual, Ranma was winning that was until Akane came in and saw, in her mind, Ranma picking on Ryoga.

"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STOP PICKING ON RYOGA?" She said and sucker-punched him.

Ranma went down and they both double-teamed him and people saw Ranma getting pounded. But they couldn't do anything for him. "What's the matter, Tendo?" Said one of them, "Can't beat Saotome without help?"

"SHUT UP!" She said.

"Oh, what are you going to do? Get you pig of a boyfriend to attack me too?"

"Gonna call my boyfriend a pervert like Ranma? The only TRUE martial artist in that dojo?" Said a girl, Akane started to doubt herself but Ryoga still beat Ranma to death. So, she continued. But, Ranma was starting to get hot.

"Not so tough now are ya!" Ryoga said, "NOT SO TOUGH NOW!" Just then Ranma's body started to flame up and flung both of them away from him. They stared stupidly at him.

Then he started to beat the crap out of both of them. Stomping Ryoga's head in. Then grabbed him, slamming punch after punch, into his face. Akane tried to help him and he threw the lost boy into her and they hit a wall.

He looked at them, spat out some blood, "fucking bitch!" and staggered away from them. Then headed for Doctor Tofu's office.


Scene: Dr. Tofu's office

Ranma staggered in and almost collapsed if it wasn't for Tofu grabbing him. He helped Ranma to a bed and laid him down.

Later Ranma was slowly waking up and noticed that he was on fire and he wasn't burning up. It looked like the flames were playing tag with one another. "Wow," he said out loud. Just then Tofu walked in and saw Ranma just staring at his hands.

"How are you feeling?" He said, Ranma looked at the doctor and said.

"Are my hands on fire or did I get hit too hard again?" He asked.

"Well Ranma, there is something I have to tell you." He said, "Have a couple of hours?"

Later they sat down in his office and had some tea. "Now I'm sure you heard of the story of `Orochi' right?" Ranma nodded, "Well let me tell you about the legend of the Ultimate Magatama welder."

He is the child of the sun

He is the son of the moon

One cherishes him

But all will love him

He shall hold this world dear to his heart

But with dark powers

Woe mankind if it is found wanting for he shall destroy it.

Ranma just stared at Tofu and said, "And this affects me how?"

"It is you Ranma," he said.

"You mean I'm the 'Ultimate Magtama Welder'? How can you tell?"

"Well for starters, your hands are on fire." He said.

"Oh yeah."

"Your mother's maiden name is Yagami and Saotome Genma isn't your biological father." He said, Ranma stopped him.

"Wait, say that again?"

"That's right, Genma Saotome is not your…" Just then Ranma leaped in the air. "YES!" Tofu was smiling at the young man's antics but he started to calm him down.

"Do you want to know who is your father?" He said, Ranma nodded. "Saishu Kusanagi,"

Ranma was shocked, "well that does explain the crimson flames." He said.

"Ranma I want you to go and see him. Get out of there, see your father I'll tell your mother what's going on." Said Tofu, Ranma nodded and thanked him.


Scene: Now

Ranma was looking at the others with an evil eye, " So I had Tofu send Kasumi the DNA test. Don't worry Nabiki, it's not that I don't trust you. Kasumi can hide it. Oh, by the way," He pulled out a checkbook and wrote her a check for half a million yen. "I think we're square. So, thank you Akane, and when he wakes up. You tell pig boy thank you too." He said, "If it wasn't for you two kicking my ass and me stomping a hole in your asses, I'd never got the chance to see my father." Genma was mad.

"Dammit boy, I'm your father!"

"No, you are not!" Ranma said, "Besides no father would do what you did to me to their flesh and blood!"

Just then someone came up behind him and said, "Why don't you tell them how you met your father and your wife, Ranma?" She said, he felt the warm breath on the back of his neck and almost melted. Then he stiffened.

"Uh, is there a gorgeous woman behind me?"

"Yep." Said Nabiki.

"With long black hair and beautiful blue-gray eyes?" Akane looked behind him and saw a young woman with long black hair and beautiful blue-gray eyes. She slipped her arms under his and wrapped them around his torso in a light embrace. She started to kiss his neck and slowly nibble on it. "Allow me to introduce you to my Lil' cannibal, my best friend, the other half of my soul, my wife Chizuru Kagura." He said she bit him slightly harder after he said Lil' cannibal.

"Now bro, you know you should've never said that." Said another voice. They looked over and saw, "KYO KUSANAGI?" Then in came the maniac, "IORI YAGAMI?"

"Oh yeah, Kyo is my half-brother and the big psycho's my cousin." Said Ranma. Iori just glared at him.