Note: This will have a blow job scene in it and harsh language. Do not read if under 18.
(Emerald Forrest)
Nine people fell from a huge portal. "AHHHHHHHH!" They screamed as Jaune grabbed onto everyone to slow their descent. After maneuvering them to trees, they landed in pain but were alive. Her head was on Jaune's crotch and her crotch was next to his face when Maria fell over him.
"Ugh." She said, "Is everyone okay?"
"Yeah," said the others.
"Where's Johnny?" Said Ginny, then they heard something.
"MMPH!" He said, Maria started to tingle.
"Uh, I think I found him." She said.
"GET OFF OF HIM MARIA!" Said Roxanne, she did and Jaune sat up.
"Damn, why are we here?" He said, "How did we get here?"
"Um," said Stevie. "Where is here?"
"Remnant," the others looked at him.
"REMNANT?" He had told them about being reborn and being originally from the planet.
"That's right. Okay, we gotta focus." Just then Maria was deep-throating his member. "NOT LIKE THAT, MARIA!"
"MARIA!" Said the others. So after Maria got her daily dose of 'protein', the gang leaped through the trees heading for a castle-like school. Jaune just looked at the girls and rolled his eyes.
'Showoffs.' He thought they were fighting off the occasional Grimm along the way. They had come up to the rear of the school and walked in.
Jaune held the door open for the girls and each one kissed him on the lips as thanks. Rachel was the last one and pinched his ass. "Hey!" He said and she giggled, "Let's see if we can find the elevator." Just then they had met up with a blonde woman with teal eyes, dressed in a white keyholed blouse, pencil-length skirt, stockings, heels, and glasses. Jaune groaned, "Son of a Bitch! This is not my day." Maria looked at her beloved brother, whose 'baby batter' was settling in her guts, "ugh."
Glynda Goodwitch, Deputy Headmistress of Beacon, had seen nine people walking into the school from the forest and she saw someone she thought she wouldn't see again. Even though, his mother beat the unholy Hell out of her. "What the hell are you doing here, Arc?" She said, Jaune just looked at her.
"Let me guess," he said. "You thought I was dead?" The girls just looked at him.
"HUH?" They said.
"Oh yeah, 'Goodbitch' over here had my aura sealed, had me in chains, And Sent The Entire First Two Years After Me!" Roxanne just looked at them.
"Let me guess," she said. "She wouldn't let you fight?" He shook his head.
"No." Then Goodwitch scoffed.
"As if you can." She said, just then Jaune was about to attack her. "Go Ahead! I'll Have You Behind Bars Quicker Then You Can Blink!"
"I Call 'Bullshit' On That." He said, "You were limping."
"So?"
"The person that made you limp, you pissed them off. Hey Maria? I'll bet you anything; from filling you up like a donut to a shopping spree, that person did not see the inside of a jail cell." Then Stevie spoke up.
"I'll do you one better, bro." Then she grabbed Glynda by the neck and slammed her to the wall. "I'll bet her life, that it didn't happen." Glyda gulped she was sweating up a storm. Stevie reached under her skirt and touched her crotch with a flick. She screamed in pain. Stevie smirked, "knew it."
"How Did You Figure That Out Sis?" Said Roxanne.
"It's something I'd do." She dropped Goodwitch to her knees. Jaune looked at her.
"My Mother was here," then he smirked. "Wasn't she?" Glynda nodded. "That explains it."
"YOUR Mother?" They said.
"Yeah, she's the Empress of Arcadia. We're going to see the Headmaster, let him know that I'm back. Also, keep it on the down low, I want it to be a surprise. Ladies?" With that, all of them had left Goodwitch in the hallway, with Maria making it like she was kicking back scat on her.
(Ozpin's office)
The Headmaster was in shock, one of his students had returned. One of his DEAD students had returned. "Jaune?" He said.
"Hey Headmaster," he said.
"What happened?" So Jaune explained everything.
"So, you have become a master martial artist?" Jaune nodded. "And your sisters are one as well?"
"Yeah, and I'm also a…" He said and mumbled.
"You're what?" Jaune sighed.
"A porn star," he said.
"And he's a good one too." Said Maria, pulling out his first porn movie. 'Soldier On', Ozpin looked at it Jaune was dressed in a blue bodysuit with white and red trim, black boots, and gloves. Jaune was blushing.
"He wrote, produced, and starred in that." Said Roxanne.
Later, the girls walked into 'Oum's Hall', and everyone looked at them.
"Who are they?"
"They are so freaking hot!"
"Where did they come from?" Just then Jaune had come in.
"Oh no, here comes that dork, Arc!" Then one of them wraps her arms around his neck. "No!" She kissed him on the lips and he grabbed a handful of her ass. Then she pulled off of him, and just then someone walked over to them.
It was Coco Adel,"hey Jaune." She said, he looked at her and hugged her tightly. Then lifted her and spun around with her in his arm. "PUT ME DOWN ARC!" She yelled, so he does and she gets a good look at him. He was in an underarmor T-shirt, cargo pants, boots, and a backward-billed cap. "Ho Lee, Shit Jaune." She walked around him, "damn boy! Been hitting those weights?" Jaune flexed one of his arms. "Good Grief! How much do you lift?"
"We haven't figured out my limit yet. But, the heaviest I lifted was around a thousand tons, and this is without struggling." She started to touch him.
"A thousand tons?" Then she felt the 'monster'. "whoa, that's you?" Jaune chuckled, and she started to squeeze him. She was not believing what her hands were telling her. "Um, how big…?"
"About eight right now and a double-five hard." Her glasses slipped off her face.
"Uh…" She said.
He pulled out his phone, "You got your phone on you? Sorry, I mean, scroll." She nodded, then Jaune sent her an email with an attachment to it. "Watch that, I think you might enjoy it." He said, then they looked over to see Maria, Roxanne, and Stevie about to fight teams RWBY and NPR.
(Five minutes earlier)
Maria and Stevie had walked over to a table after getting some lunch for themselves, the others, and Jaune. "Well, this is going to be interesting." Said Maria.
"Why would you say that?" Said Rachel.
"Well, we get to meet Jauney's other family." Said Stevie. Just then seven students walked over to them.
"Oh look girls," said Rachel. "It's Jaune's old friends." Yang started to open her mouth.
"You know that loser?" She said.
"Know him?" Said Rachel, "I'm his 'Fuck Buddy'." The other's eyes widen, Weiss had scoffed.
"Why would you have sex with him for?" She said, Maria just rolled her eyes.
"Like a cold bitch like you would understand." She said.
"What Did You Say?"
"Please hon," said Roxanne. "Put them away, you don't scare us."
"Besides, Ginny over here could knock that bimbo out." Said Tanya, one of Jaune's younger sisters. She was in a black, white, and gold bodysuit with a black and gold skirt, and boots. She also had her hair in a braided ponytail.
Yang glared at her. "Oh Yeah?" She said, Ruby just groaned.
"Here we go." She muttered.
"I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR LEGS!" Yelled Nora who was just met by a superkick to her face, sending her flying across the room. The one who kicked her was around five foot eight, was buffed, and looked like she was smuggling basketballs under her top, and legs that made a perfect ass of themselves. Like Tanya, she had strawberry-blonde hair and green eyes. She was in a black mid-rift, white hot pants, knee-high socks, and black trainers. "What? You thought since we were with Jaune, we'd be weak?"
That was when Jaune and Coco went over to them. "Oum Christ!" She said, "Are all of them your sisters?"
"Nah, just six of them." He said, "Rachel and Ginny are just close friends."
"How close are we talking?"
"Rachel's my co-star and Fuck Buddy."
"Wait, you've done porn?"
"How'd you guess?" She was shocked, he didn't deny it. "Yeah, I'm the star of that video I sent you. I wrote and produced it as well." Everyone was in shock.
"I bet it failed," said Weiss.
"Johnny here made $20 million off that movie." Said Rachel.
"Yeah and before we came here, they wanted it to be a series. So yeah, I've done porn and am damn proud of it. So, what has, what was the replacement's name again? Alister?" Pyrrha glared at him. "What has your 'boy toy' done? Fire Crotch! I can make money blinking." Just then, as if he was summoned by just saying his name, Alister came over and saw Jaune.
He was shocked, that weakling was alive? Then he saw the girls and went over to Maria to get control of her then the others. He went over to her to introduce himself to her. "Hello, my name's Alister Kuroko." He said, "I hope we can be friends. Good friends." Maria looked at her siblings with a knowing look.
"Maria Williams, nice to meet you." She said, WBY and PNR just smirked thinking he was going to turn her against Jaune.
"Why are you with this weakling?" He asked, "he faked his way into this school!"
"Who?"
"That faker right there." He said pointing at Jaune, who wasn't worried.
"Now why should I care about some dumb ass papers?" She asked, "When there are other ways to get into this school."
"Yeah," said Roxanne. "I'm smelling jealousy. Johnny here is a genius." Alister was in shock, his powers aren't working on them?
"Let me guess Alister, you going to turn the school against them as well? Because you can't get your way?" Said Jaune, Alister pulled out one of his daggers and tried to kill him. But Jaune quickly knocked him out, with one punch. "This Is Who YOU Replaced ME With?"
"You idiots threw away a diamond." Said Ginny, they got up and started to leave.
"Come on guys, I'm calling Mom and let her know I'm back." Then Jaune stopped, "Once he wakes up. Tell him, he got his ass knocked out by a weakling."
Note: This is my first foray in doing something like this. As you can tell, it is part lemon and a soft to med 'R' for language Hope I don't get flagged for this. I will put warnings on this one. If I have to take it down and you want to read it, go to my 'Wattpad'.