(Devil May Cry at the Edge of Hell)

Devil May Cry at the Edge of Hell was the headquarters, bar, and home to the 'Umbran Witch Sparda' clan. Everyone was there awaiting one of their own. He was on a demon-hunting mission that lasted for a few years, one of them was a very tall woman, she was dressed in a black bodysuit, violet-heeled boots with blue guns forming the heels, and glasses. She was sitting at the bar, sucking on a lolly-pop, facing the door. She was 7 foot 7, 8 foot 4 in the heels, and was very sexy looking.

Her husband went behind her, he was in a black shirt, red vest, black chaps, jeans, and boots. He had silver hair and blue eyes. "Hey babe," he said. She looked at him, "he came in yet?" She sighed.

"Not yet," she said in a cultured voice. Just then, they heard someone walking over to them.

"He'll be here," she said. She had short black hair and heterochromia. One eye was red and the other blue, she was dressed in a white bodysuit and black boots. "He wouldn't miss spending his 18th birthday with parents that give a fuck about him." The three were; Bayonetta, a mighty Umbran Witch. Dante Sparda, the son of a powerful hell knight and husband to Bayonetta and Mary, is one of Dante's partners and wives. She placed a hand on Bayonetta's shoulder (her height was in her legs) "You miss him, don't you?"

"Yes, like any good mother would." She said. Just then, a hell portal opened up, and everyone got ready to attack whatever was about to come out of it. Just then, they heard music coming out of it.

(Flash Gordon theme - Queen)

Out he stepped, he was in a black shirt over a gold 'A' shirt, jeans with a belt with a black crescent moon with the points to the right and a dot in the middle on a gold background (Bayonetta's Smash logo) as a buckle. Black boots with gold soles, a short-sleeved trench coat, the right half is in black, and the left is in gold. Twin M1911s were in reach around holsters; one was pitch black named; Agony, the other was solid gold named; Ecstacy. Two Baretta 92fs, the same way; one named, 'Master', the other 'Commander' were in a shoulder harness, an 18-inch, double-barreled hellfire shotgun, one barrel gold, called, 'Big Ben' and twin ninjato, one handle wrapped in black and the other in gold named, 'Rip' [black] and 'Tear' [gold] on his back. He had blond hair in a ponytail, blue eyes, and a tanned complexion.

He did not come alone, on his arms were a pair of smoking hot girls, the one on his right had blonde hair, and blue eyes, and was dressed in a gold and black gogo dress, gold boots with a black sole, and a black and gold jacket. The one on his left had black hair with the right side in braids, a ripped gold tank top showing off her mid-rift with the words 'Arc Bitch', black leather pants with gold trim, and gold heeled boots with a black sole.

The one on the left had black lipstick on while the right had gold lipstick on. Bayonetta had seen him, got up, and went right to him. "Hi, Mom! I'm Ho OOF!" He said as he was tackled out of the girl's grip.

"MY SON'S HOME!" She said as she covered him with kisses. Just then, a woman, who was Bayonetta's twin, dressed in a red bodysuit and boots with blue guns for heels, and long white hair had shown up and hugged him as well. Then they helped him up, and he introduced the girls to the tall women.

"This is Hel; the Norse goddess of Death." He said.

"Which one 'Cheshire'?" Asked Bayonetta.

"Both, but I was able to separate them." He motioned to the blonde, "This is 'Pop'." Then he motioned to the black-haired one, "This is 'Punk'. Ladies, this is my mom Bayonetta and her sister Jeanne."

"Nice to meet you," they said. They walked over to the bar, and Dante hugged him.

"Hey kid," he said. "How'd it go?"

"Well, I got him. And a few more big paydays," he handed his father a deposit slip, and Dante read it.

"Nice," he said. Then he sat down at his usual table with Pop and Punk. Just then, a young woman had walked over to them. She looked like a cross between a rabbit and a human in heels. She was tan-skinned, had long, white hair, and gray eyes, and dress in a black bodysuit. She sat down with them.

"Hello Jaune," she said. Yep, the young man was one Jaune 'Cheshire' Balder Sparda, formerly Jaune Miles Arc, a former hunter turned one of the most powerful demon hunters in all reality. His original parents disowned him; he was expelled from Beacon and hated, all over a lie. The Powers that Be there had made a deal with him and gave him new friends, family, and lovers. He was married and had a couple of kids he adopted. One of them was an adorable girl named Eri with gray hair, red eyes, and a horn on the left side of her head. He adopted her when she was six and helped her control her powers of 'rewind'.

She's now 10, has better control, and is a massive help to him. The other one was an adorable little girl, that was a Faunus kitten, with blond hair and green eyes. Her ears were in her hair; she was named 'Alice', Jaune found her as he was fighting off demons. She was a potent little one who could empower obsidian pieces and make them like bombs. She was two; they went over to him.

"DADDY!" They said they grabbed him in a tight hug.

"There are my girls," he said as he hugged them back. It felt so good to be back home.

TBC

Note: This is from an idea where Jaune is raised by the Spardas (Dante, Virgil, and Nero), and Bayonetta and her group.