Issei and Riser were on a battlefield, Issei took off his jacket and had on his vest, glasses, and top hat. He was still twirling his cane, "are you going to fight or stand there?" Said Riser, Issei just looked at the pathetic firebird.
"Show me what you got chuckle-butt!" He said, "Trust me. I can take it," he slapped his chest. "Hit me as hard as you can. Or are you a…" He leaned on his cane, "Flaming chicken?" His peerage just marked out. Riser was pissed, he was flaming mad.
"How Dare You Question Riser's Courage?" He said and charged up.
"If you can't do it, you don't have a set on you. YOU DON'T DESERVE HER HAND!"
"DIE! ARROGANT SCUM!" He said he hit Issei with a huge beam of fire. Everyone watching was horrified.
"ISSEI!" Screamed Rias, she looked over to her friend and noticed that she wasn't worried. "RISER JUST KILLED YOUR HUSBAND!"
"No, he didn't," Sona said.
"Huh?"
"Just watch."
(Back to the fight)
"See, Not Even The 'So-Called' Sin Clan Can Stand Up To Me!" Riser started to laugh when all of a sudden an ofuda hit him again. "What!?" Issei was standing, not even burned. He smirked and pressed something to his ear.
"Showtime." Then he threw his arms out and suddenly gauntlets formed on his arms, then a chest and back plate formed over his torso, then his codpiece, thigh, knee, and shin armor then a helmet over his head. Then the armor formed all over his body and had activated. It was red and black with glowing green areas, on his chest, palms of his hands, soles of his feet, and eyes glowed. (Think Iron Man Armor Model 50) "Let's play 'Bird Boy'!" He said and they went at it, blows were thrown, shots were fired and bones were broken.
"Wow," said Koneko.
"Oh my," said Akeno. "Sona-chan would you mind if I borrow your husband for tonight?" She was rubbing her thighs together.
"No!" Sona said.
"I think, it's time to end this poor excuse of a battle." Said Issei, all of a sudden, he took off right to Riser and tackled him to the floor. "You were somewhat decent and for that, I shall force you to rise from your ashes. Here's hoping your parents can raise you properly this time." He hammered him into the floor and hit him in the stomach. "HERE'S THE FINALE!" He charged up his chest beam as if he was one of his favorite anime heroes and fired. "IRON AVENGER!" The blast hit Riser and turned him into ash. Then Issei landed on his feet and his chest plate closed. The seams of his armor glowed and he started to walk to the ash and in the ash was a baby with blonde hair and blue-gray eyes. He gently picked the baby up and noticed something was off. "Um, Grayfia? You want to call the match and come here please?"
"Yes Lord Puraido," she said. "Winner: Lord Issei Puraido of the Sin Clan." With that, she appeared to where he was and looked at the baby in his arms. "Is that Riser?" Issei nodded and his facemask was opened. "But, how did this happen?"
"You got me." He said, Riser Phenex, the third son of the Phenex Clan, had become a girl. They went back into the dining hall and went to Lord and Lady Phenex.
Lord and Lady Phenex had seen their child in his arms as Yubelluna had gone over them with some silk fabric to wrap her former [King] up and noticed that 'he' had become a 'she'. "What just happened?" She asked as his, or rather her parents were looking at their now turned youngest daughter.
"I'm sorry, my lord and lady," Issei said, Riser's mom shook her head.
"It's alright Lord Puraido," she started but Issei shook his head.
"It's alright, you can call me Issei."
"Anyway, I was hoping something like this would happen. I wanted another chance to raise 'her' right and now I got it." Rias went over to see and hugged Issei.
"Call it Instant Karma that this happened." She said.
"Well, I guess that's it." Said Issei, "Whenever you want to MUPH!" Rias kissed him passionately. Then she pulled off.
"That was my first kiss."
"Really?" He looked to Sona who just smirked at him. "Why do I get the feeling that I'm going to get it big time?" Sona went over and pinched his cheek.
"Why are you kissing other women in front of me?" She said.
"Ish shorry, she kissh me firsh." He said and Sona let him go.
Later, Issei was back in his white suit and was on the balcony breathing in the fresh air. (picture him looking like Gary Oldman in 'Dracula') 'Well, I stopped that from happening.' He thought, 'Now I got to deal with Kokabiel.' Just then he got an IM on his phone.
[Meet me at the park after school tomorrow, Azael] He put his phone away and went back in to enjoy the festivities.
