Chapter 1

(Chunin Exams)

Everyone was in the room where the first exam was going to be. Teams from Suna, Kumo, Taki, almost all of the 'Rookie 12, and a couple of teams from the Hokage's special group. One of the 'Rookie 12 was missing, and had been since Team 7 came back from 'Wave'. "Hey, where's that idiot, Naruto?" Said Kiba, The others were wondering that as well. But, unknown to them, a young man was with his new team.

They were very beautiful girls, one had spiky black hair and was very curvy, and leggy. She was in a black and red two-piece bodysuit, sandal boots, and her headband. The other had shoulder-length pink hair that looked like it was in dreadlocks, yellow eyes, and was dressed in a blue sports bra with red trim, black bike shorts with white trim, black boots, gauntlets, and goggles on top of her hair.

The last person was the one everyone was looking for. It was Naruto, but now his hair was longer to the nape of his neck, his eyes were violet and he was very well-muscled. He was taller, around 5 ft 8, in a crimson vest, black T-shirt with a U and an A merged, with the A in the U, black cargo pants, and boots. He also had on a pair of gauntlets. He was relaxing with his head on the first girl's lap while the other one was sitting on his abs.

"So, after this." She said while stroking his hair, "We prove Hokage-sama's plan was right."

"We've already done that Mei." Said the other girl, "There are three teams here." They were right, they saw one team headed by an ash-blonde young man in a forest green 'wife beater' shirt, black cargo pants, and boots. He had a permanent scowl on his face. The other team was headed by a cute, green-haired young man with freckles and dressed in a sleeveless green and black bodysuit, fingerless gloves, and boots. He had the Eight Trigrams Seal on his left arm by his shoulder. He got it after becoming Naruto's blood brother after they both got 'One for All' and the 'Training from Hell' from Toshinori, which changed both of them.

As it was said, Naruto was 5 ft 8, but the kid was 5 ft 7, and the kid also gained Naruto's healing factor. It's like Naruto's Wolverine and the kid's Deadpool. His team was relaxing about a few desks away from Naruto's team. His teammates were a cute young woman with a permanent blush on her face. She had shoulder-length brown hair and brown eyes. She was in a black sports bra and bike shorts, with a pink jacket, chaps, gauntlets, and boots.

Their teammate had black hair and blue eyes and was in a black bodysuit, boots, headband, and glasses. "Izu-Kun?" Said the kunoichi, he was muttering. "Not again," she looked at Naruto. He sighed and started to walk over to him.

"IZU!" He yelled, who snapped out of it. "Ocha-chan is speaking to you!"

"Oh! Sorry, Ochaco." He said.

"It's alright, you were muttering. You have a plan for this test."

"Yeah," he said Naruto smirked.

"Of course he does," said their teammate. "Midoriya's mind amazes even me." Izu blushed.

"Um, thanks, Iida."

"Hey," said Naruto. "Relax, we're taking this. That goes double for you Tenya! I have so much confidence in the rest of you eight. I got your back." Just then Sasuke and his minion had walked in, with his grumbling. "Look who's here." Everyone looked over to see him.

"Sasuke-Kun!" Said Ino as she jumped on top of him in a glomp.

"Get Off Of Him Ino-Pig!" Said Sakura.

"Where's that idiot Naruto?"

"I don't know, the Hokage had him on a mission he probably failed at!" She said, just then he walked up behind her.

"You'd wish that wouldn't you?" He said, she eeped and went to swing at him but he blocked it. "Wanna keep that arm?" Just then claws formed on his fingers and placed his hand under her chin. "I'll give you something to fear!"

"B-But Naruto, we're teammates." She was scared out of her wits.

"Yeah, that you three Fuck ups hate!" He had his claws at her throat. "I will end the curse life gave you!"

"Dobe!" Said Sasuke, he glared at the Uchiha.

"Shut up, Uchiha!" He said, "You are my last nerve, With Kunai On Your FEET!" Just then Momo grabbed him.

"Relax, let her go." She said. Naruto's claws sheathed themselves. He backed off.

"Fucking Pink Forehead Bitch!" He was about to go back to his seat when he heard.

"You all should calm down." It was from a white-haired young man with blue eyes and in a black bodysuit and glasses.

"And you should keep your nose out of other people's business or you'll go blind with one punch!" Naruto glared.

'This can't be Uzumaki!' He thought, 'he's supposed to be the Dead last.' They watched as he went back to his seat.

"Who are his teammates?" Asked Sasuke, the man searched his cards and couldn't find anything.

"I'm sorry but I have nothing on them." He said, Just then Katsuki grabbed Sasuke by his shirt.

"Why The Fuck You Want To Know About Us For? Uchiha Prick!" He screamed at the Uchiha. Sasuke gulped and backed down. Then Katsuki glared at the man, "Whiskers is right. Stay Out Of People's Business!" Just then Ibiki, the first proctor had come in.

"Alright!" He said, "asses in seats!" So they did and the test went on without a hitch. Then it was time for the final question. "Okay, it's time for the final question one that if you take it, you die! If you don't take it, you will be removed from the ninja corps!" 3 teams left the room. "Anyone else?" Naruto stood up.

"Look just pass us so we can get on with the next part of the test." He said, Ibiki just glared at him.

"You sure?"

"Wouldn't be here if I wasn't."

"Okay, you… pass." Everyone was in shock they looked at Naruto. "He was right, I was going to pass you anyway." Naruto raised his hand, "yes Uzumaki?"

"Can I explain the reason for the test?"

"Of course."

"The test was to see how you could get info, without getting caught." Said Naruto, Sakura was mad. "Shut up Pinky, wait. That's an insult to Mina. Shut up forehead!"

"The final question was to see if you still wanted to be a ninja." Said Ibiki.

Sakura was mad and was about to attack Naruto when a flying body cut her off. It was Anko, "sup 'Cobra'?" She looked at him and glomped him tightly.

"FOXY!" She said as she hugged him.

TBC