Last Time: "Uh, Ronald you have been asked to take over an all-female counter spy team codenamed: 'Danger Girl'. Ron Stoppable, allow me to introduce Abbey Chase, Sydney Savage, and Foxy Cleopatra. There are two more members JC Hemi and Valerie Jobes but you'll meet them later." Ron looked at them and Abbey slid onto Ron's lap.
"It's nice to meet you, Ron," she said as she kissed him on the cheek. Kim almost blew her top with that move.
Chapter 2
Kim just watched as this blonde hoochie-momma was kissing her Ron. "Ron, don't you dare accept that position!" She said Ron looked at her.
"Why not?" He said, "Because you're jealous?" Everyone looked at her, "That's what this is. You want me to play the loyal little puppy while you try to catch up to me, I've already saved the world. But, I'll prove you wrong, Dr. Director has the board made their choice about us being in Global Justice?"
"Yes," she said.
"Now, if I'm wrong they'll want both of us. Their choice?"
"Sorry Ron, they only want Kim. The perverts!" He nodded in understanding.
"This is a chance of a lifetime for me. Who would've thought that when I saved 'Uncle' Deuce, he'd do this for me? I'm like one of the most wanted heroes on the planet. I've been made offers from almost every agency. Not my fault, Global Justice is blind to what happened. Face it, Kim Possible, the girl who can do anything, can also be jealous of her best friend."
"I AM NOT JEALOUS!" She said as she glared at him slamming her hands on the table.
"Methinks, the lady doth protest too much."
"Kim," said Abbey. "We were as shocked as you were when Deuce had named him in his will and wanted him as our partner. What I'm surprised is, well take a look at him."
"Yeah," said Sydney. "We've seen what he looked like." She slowly walked over to them and behind Ron, who by this time, was out of his trench coat, showing off his buffed arms and upper torso. "But this takes the cake." She had seen two puncture wounds on his jugular. 'Those look like, Nah I'm seeing things.' She thought, "What girl wouldn't want him?" Ron was trying to keep awake, taking out those terrorists was a piece of cake it was fighting the demons they teamed up with that took his energy. "Aw, he's exhausted. Let's just take him home so he can get some rest and we can finish this at a later date."
"Why is he so tired anyway?" Asked Dr. Director.
"Had to fight off terrorists." He said.
"That shouldn't make you so tired." Said Kim.
"They had a few demons with them." He said, "I'm in bloodlust mode right now. If I fight non-stop and don't get any blood I'll just attack anyone. I've been trying to control it, my cooler there's some medicinal blood in it." Abbey looked at him.
"You mean to tell me you're a vampire?" She said.
"Damphir; half-vampire." He said, "I have it in my ancestry." Foxy tossed him a bag of medicinal blood and he opened it up and started to drink it. He was returning to normal. "Syd's right though, I am tired so we can finish this tomorrow. I just want to get some sleep." So Ron and his companions left to go home.
(Connery Manor)
The next morning Ron woke up to the feeling of being held. He opened his eyes and saw Abbey holding him to her as she slept. 'I wonder what's going to happen now?' He thought, 'I mean now would be the perfect time for things to go to hell.' As if she read his mind, his bed partner started to move and talk to him.
"Don't worry Ron," she said. "I'm not going to let anything happen to you. I swear." With that, she kissed him on the jawline.
Later Abbey had dropped Ron off at his school. "Thanks, Abbey," he said and he kissed her on the lips. She took off and Ron walked into the school. Brick came over to him as he was putting up his books.
"Hey, Ron, who was that hottie on the motorcycle?" He asked.
"Oh, a good friend."
"Yeah right, with the way you were cleaning her tonsils out, you two were more than friends."
"She's a friend, with benefits."
"What kind?"
"You're asking me that?" Then Brick got it.
"Oh," then they walked to class.
Meanwhile, at her school, Kim was thinking about what Ron said.
"…Face it, Kim Possible, the girl who can do anything, can be jealous."
'Am I?' She walked into class.
Later at lunch, Ron was about to eat when all of a sudden the ground underneath him opened up and he was sucked down into it. "WHOA! WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?" He screamed as he landed on a big, soft couch. "What a ride." Just then he heard a voice.
"Ronald Stoppable is here Jerry." It said it sounded like it was from a computer.
"Holy, GlaDOS!" He said, "I loved you in the 'Portal' games."
"I'd thank you for the compliment if I was GlaDOS." It said, just then a gentleman walked up to him.
"Ah, Ron Stoppable." He said, "The 'Mystical Monkey Master'."
"Let me guess," Ron said. "You're a fan?"
"Pretty much, my name is Jerry Lewis. I'm the..."
"Founder and leader of WOOHP? I've heard of you," he smirked.
"So, you did your homework?"
"Hey, I didn't get my mastery by being an idiot. So," he sat down. "What does WOOHP want with me?"
"I am retiring from my post in WOOHP."
"Wow, but you're so young."
"I thank you for the compliment but, it is time for me to retire."
"Have you chosen a successor?"
"Yes, you."
"Me?"
"Yes, why not you? Your military record speaks for itself."
"So, you want me to be, the new leader of WOOHP?"
"Yes."
"Well, it'll give me something to do. I'll do it on one condition."
"And that is?"
"I'd like all the files on everyone WOOHP deals with sent to one of my people."
"Wade Load?"
"No, heard of 'Silicone' Valerie?" Jerry was in shock, "Yes, they are working with me now. The agents will handle their business, and we'll handle ours."
"Agreed."
"Now, I'd like to meet my new employees."
"Oh yes, allow me to get them for you." So Jerry pushed a button and all of a sudden there was a vacuum. Then four female screams started to come down to where they were. The first was a pretty redhead. She also had green eyes and was in a green dress with a red blazer and wedged sandals. Next came a young woman with blond hair and blue eyes. She was in a white blouse, blue jeans, and flats then came a young woman with black hair and brown eyes and skin. She was in a red shirt, black skirt and flats and lastly, was a young Asian woman with long black hair and blue eyes, she was in a blouse and a skirt.
"Jerry, a little warn..." Said the blonde as she saw who was with her boss. He was a sight to behold, he looked like she would do anything he'd asked. She would protect him with her life, if she had to. He was in a red under-armor T-shirt, black cargo pants, boots, and a black, tactical vest. He had blond hair in a long ponytail and blue-violet eyes. The others were thinking the same thing.
"Girls, this is Ron Stoppable." Said Jerry, they were shocked. "Ron, these are my top spies; Clover Ewing, Sam Simpson, Alex Vasquez, and Britney Li." Ron clasped his fist and bowed to them.
"It is so nice to meet you, ladies." Just then Clover was about to make a move on him when all of a sudden, Sam was there first.
"I am so glad to meet you, Ron." She said, Ron just chuckled.
"Me too, Sam." He said he checked his watch. "Oh, crud, I better jet before I'm late for my archeology class. It was nice to meet you, girls." He walked to the elevator.
"Oh yes, did I forget to mention that he's going to UC Berkeley?" Said Jerry.
"BERK-U?" They started to follow him up, and Jerry started to chuckle.
"I'm so going to miss this." He sighed.
Meanwhile, Kim was talking to Wade, he had information for her about Danger Girl. "It is what they told you, Kim." He said, "James 'Deuce' Connery was on Her Majesty's Secret Service for 45 years, retired, and started Danger Girl." Kim sighed.
"What about the mission where Ron saved him?"
"It was during his time at Yamanouchi."
"Thanks, Wade."
"Kim, it wasn't your fault. Ron saw a chance and took it. It's just, I can't find out why Ron's chip is malfunctioning."
"What do you mean?"
"It's telling me that he's dead."
"Dead? But he's alive I've seen him."
"I know that's what has been driving me crazy."
"See if you can find out more Wade."
"Alright, Kim."
Note: These chapters are from a revamped version of 'Danger Ron' as you can see, I threw character from 'Totally Spies' in it.